#i feel like that meme of the person taking a selfie in the pool | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

ourwrittenstories-arch · 3 years

Text

○○Blog info~~

Info on my rules and muses for mobile under the read more

Side blog to @somexofusxarexhuman < Canon Stiles RP

Please remember this is an RP blog and not an Art blog, to see my art follow me here on twitter >>> ***CLICK***

My open starters > CLICK <

Anyone can reply, please don't let reblog amount scare you!

Rules::

Rule one

Please be patient with me. I’m either stupid fast at replying or I take a few days. If it seems I’ve forgotten you, though, send me an IM

Rule Two

That being said I will reply when I feel like. I will always tell you if I need to drop a thread, if I take long it doesn’t mean I’ve dropped it. If you need to drop it because I’m taking too long, let me know. I promise not to be mad.

Rule Three

I will not RP with anyone under the age of 18, even if the thread has no smut. I’m sorry, but no. This is an adult oriented blog. Heavy themes, along with smut, will be regularly posted in rp formal and/or in images.

Rule Four

I will not RP with anime/cartoon/game FC’s (There are exceptions like RE8 chars). I will also not RP with any deceased FC’s

Rule Five

As awesome as it would be to be bilingual, I only speak and know English. Anything you see me post that is not English was brought to you by Google Translate.

Rule Six

I do not have a verse page, but that doesn’t mean I’m not open to AU’s. I LOVE AU’s. I’m a multi-ship multi-post blog and am trash for any and all AU’s. Just ask!

Rule Seven

I can write a lot in my replies (And a lot of it can be unnecessary detail) but don't feel pressured to match my length! Just, please, try to give me something more than two sentences to work with. I don't typically enjoy writing short replies, but I understand muses can be fickle things.

Rule Eight

I don't enjoy pregnancy threads or writing children so I, typically, will steer clear of those types of threads. If our muses have been in a long relationship (and we have been writing partners for a while as well) I may make an exception, but don't come in expecting babies. My girls all have IUD's unless stated otherwise. That being said I am 100% down with the breeding kink.

Rule Nine

If a muse has (unknown) somewhere in their age it means they are old old. Like 100+, so age can be changed if you are uncomfortable with age gap.

Rule Ten

I have a handful of chronic issues that effect my sleep and my mood so I'm up all hours of the day. I live in EST time zone, but I'm often up at 4AM so.....it's a gamble lol!

Rule Eleven

I have SEVERE ANXIETY and struggle messaging new people. IF I FOLLOWED YOU I WANT TO RP WITH YOU! I'm probably just figuring out how to message you without puking lol. I would appreciate the help, if you want, or you can wait until I gather the enrve.

Rule Twelve

My grammar isn't the best in the galaxy, ok? I over use comma's and never really figured out the semi-colon. If something is horribly wrong or you can't understand what I've written, just ask please.

Rule Thirteen

I will tag major triggers (ie; Snakes, Spiders etc) but I won't tag smut or NSFW unless it really needs it.

Rule Fourteen

If I have ever posted a meme please feel free to send one in even if it was a year ago! With that in mind, I do prefer introduction threads with new muns/characters if I am not familiar with them.

Rule Fifteen

Don't like my starters

Rule Sixteen

Don't God-Mod blah blah and Follow TOS k I love you <3 <3

Muses:

Girls:

Inessa Morea

Nicknames: Nessy, Nessa, Ness Age: Unknwon (25) DoB: May 11th Pronouns: She/Her Species: Nymph (Forest) Sexual Orientation: Bi-Curious Position: Sub (Potentially verse) Romantic Orientation: Demiromantic Hometown: New York Occupation: Flourist Personality: Sweet, Curious, Oblivious, Playful, Innocent, Devious Face Claim: Candice King ○

Cassia Poole-

Nicknames: Cass, Cassy Age: Unknown (19-24) DoB: November 3rd Pronouns: She/Her Species: Nymph (Water(mermaid)) Sexual Orientation: Bisexual Position: Sub Romantic Orientation: Demiromantic Hometown: New York Occupation: Student (Robotics and Marine bio-tech)/ Swim coach Personality:Innocent, Nerdy, Hyperactive, Bratty, Playful, Lame Face Claim: Jane Levy ○

Amara Nyx

Nicknames: Marr Age: Unknown (32) DoB: Oct 13th Pronouns: She/Her Species: Nymph (Underworld) Sexual Orientation: Pansexual Position: Versatile Romantic Orientation: Demiromantic Hometown: New York Occupation: None/ Sugar baby Personality: Smart ass, Rude, Bitchy, Judgmental, Hateful, Possessive, Affectionate Face Claim: Elizabeth Gillies ○

Laleh Narvaez

Nicknames: Lala Age: 25(600) DoB: Sept 4th Pronouns: She/Her Species:Lamia/Naga Sexual Orientation: Pansexual Position: Versatile Romantic Orientation: Demiromantic Hometown: Argentina Occupation: Dancer/Jack of all Trades for Freak Show/Snake Charmer(Circus) Personality:Sharp, Sultry, Flirtatious, Seductive, Venomous Face Claim: Eiza Gonzalez ○

Samira Eve

Nickname: Sam, Sammy, Mira Age: (Unknown) 20-23 DoB: June 2nd Pronouns: She/Her Species: Air Nymph Sexual Orientation: Pansexual Position: Verse Romantic Orientation: Panromantic Hometown: Boston Occupation: Thief/Courier Personality: Sarcastic, Smooth, Sassy, Flighty, Unreliable, Persuasive, troublemaker FC: Elisha Applebaum

○

Maybelline New-York

Nicknames: May Age: 28 DoB:Sep 17 Pronouns: She/Her Species: Zombie Sexual Orientation: Bisexual Position: Sub Romantic Orientation: Demiromantic Hometown: New Orleans Occupation: None Personality: Shy, Angry, Mute, Hungry, Sassy" Bio: Maybelline has no memory of her life before she had been murdered at the age of 23. Hell, she's not even certain that's her age. Her name came from reading a magazine ad when asked who she was after walking into morgue. Zombies had been a small pest problem for a while now, usually obvious in their appearance and traits, but something inside of May kept her from fully succumbing to the sickness. All she felt was hunger and, after begging the mortician to, promptly sewed her mouth shut and clipped her nails. Now she speaks in sign or with a chalkboard she carries around to communicate. After weeks of study, it was discovered that Maybelline had a tumor that had taken over the majority of her brain, blocking the strain from traveling and taking her over. Face Claim: Camila Mendes ○

Juniper Lee

Nicknames: June, Junie Age:29 DoB: Feb 16th Pronouns: She/Her Species:Witch Sexual Orientation: Straight Position: Submissive Romantic Orientation: Straight Hometown: Seoul until 5 then Massachusetts Occupation:Herbalist/Illusionist Personality:Soft spoken, Kind, Intelligent, Playful, Self Concious, Delicate, unsure Face Claim: Jamie Chung ○

Barabelle Gunn

Nicknames: Belle, Belly, Bara Age:27 DoB: May 28th Pronouns: She/Her Species: Human Sexual Orientation: Straight Position: Versatile Romantic Orientation: Straight Hometown: Killin Scottland Occupation: Hunter (supernatural) / Mercenary Personality: Brash, Rude, Sarcastic, Bull Headed, Loyal, Protective Face Claim: Karen Gillan AU Verses- Resident Evil 8 Verse ○ Leora Brandr Nicknames: Leo Age: Unknown (26) DoB: Dec 21st Pronouns: She/Her Species: Nymph (Fire) Sexual Orientation: Pansexual Position: Versatile Romantic Orientation: Demiromantic Hometown: Queens Occupation: Pilot/ Glass Blower Personality: Gentle, Kind, Shy, Short-Fused, Fiery, Passionate Face Claim: Daisy Ridley

Boys:

Carlyle Abrams

Nicknames: Lyle Age:32 DoB: April 16th Pronouns: He/Him Species:Human Sexual Orientation: Straight Position: Top/Dominant Romantic Orientation: Straight Hometown: London Occupation: Private Investigator Personality: Charming,Calm, Kind, Playful, Posessive, Warm Face Claim: Adam Driver ○

Maxwell Ardeleane Nicknames: Max Age: Unknown (31) DoB: January 8th Pronouns: He/Him Species: Elder Vampire Sexual Orientation: Pansexual Position: Top/Dominant Romantic Orientation: Demiromantic Hometown: Bucharest Romania Occupation: Mob Boss Personality: Charming, Polite, Sarcastic,Dark, Cruel, Posessive." Face Claim: Tyler Hoechlin ○ Syrian Nyx

Nicknames: Syrian Age: Unknown(34) DoB: Oct 13th Pronouns: He/Him Species: Nymph (Underworld) (Alpha) Sexual Orientation: Bisexual Position: Top/Dominant Romantic Orientation: Demiromantic Hometown: New York Occupation: Bank CEO Personality:Charming, Egotistical, Posessive, Rude, Dark Humor Face Claim: Oliver Jackson-Cohen ○ Esben Hvit

Nicknames: Esben, Ben, Es Age: 27 DoB: Oct 20 Pronouns: He/Him Species: Were-Raven (Albino) Sexual Orientation: Bisexual Position: Vesatile Romantic Orientation: Biromantic Hometown:Seattle Occupation: Famous Writer(Penned under Raven White) Personality:Cocky, Quiet, Shy, Rude, Snarky, Intelligent Face Claim: Lucky Blue Smith ○

Carter Higgins

Nicknames: Carter, Car Age: 24 DoB: June 12 Pronouns: He/Him Species: Human Sexual Orientation: Bisexual Position: Vesatile Romantic Orientation: Biromantic Hometown: Nashville Tenn Occupation: Street/Bar Musician Personality:Sweet, Friendly, Romantic, Goofy, Playful Face Claim: Cody Christian

----

Canon characters:

Peter Hale: Teen Wolf

Chris Argent: Teen Wolf

Tags:

#selfie;(name) - Photo’s of characters

(name)Starter- Starter for specific character

#wanted opposite - Wanted partner or character to rp with

more TBA

#Muses #Rules;;#1x1 rp #indie rp #smut rp #18+rp #independent rp #oc rp #canon rp #looking for partners #self promo #psa #mun things #discord friendly

17 notes · View notes

himbodiaz · 3 years

Note

I’m gonna send some dumb questions because I’m bored- here’s the first one: what do you think each of the characters are like as texters? Who takes forever to respond? Who double and triple texts? Who sends gifs and memes? Who never uses emojis and never plans on it? Who uses a lot of emojis? I feel like Buck double and triple texts and sends gifs. He either responds to texts when he gets them or a week later. Albert sends memes and also double/triple texts. Chim responds to Maddie in a timely manner but to everyone else who texts him, he takes a little while to respond. Eddie doesn’t strike me as much of an emoji guy. Maybe the 🤨 emoji or the 😂 laughing emoji but that’s really it. He always responds to texts in a timely manner almost immediately. I feel like Hen responds to most if not all of her texts in a timely manner and she uses the iPhone animated emoji avatar thing I forget what that’s called but I feel like she sends that a lot to people

Oh, eddie definitely takes forever to respond. the man always has his phone on do no disturb, and the only numbers able to get through it are chris’ school, carla, abuela, and pepa. buck used to be there, but he wouldn’t stop texting eddie randomly at three in the morning, so he had to take him off.

i feel like meme people and gif people are two different breeds. like bobby is very much a Gif Man, I know you said albert sends memes chim has probably the most extensive meme folder of anyone at the 118 (maybe good memeing just runs in the han family?). (also once bobby figures out how to send gifs, he adds them to everything he sends. his favourite gif is this one of a family all sitting down at the table for dinner, and he makes sure to use it every time a meal is ready, and he’ll add a little comment like “grubs up!” or “come fill your boots!”)

eddie definitely isn’t an emoji guy. he tried to once because of chris (dad, you can just do :) every time!! there’s emojis for a reason), but as quickly as chris encouraged him, he put a stop to it. there’s only so much of “hey chris 👋🏻 make sure to remind abuela 👵 that you’re going to jessie’s 👧 birthday party 🥳 🎂 🎉 tomorrow!! it’s a pool 🏊‍♂️ party so make sure you have your swimsuit 🩳” a kid can take.

maddie uses a lot of emojis. not the same way eddie does (thank god), but in the exact way that a millennial would. (one night she’s hanging out with karen and eddie watching real housewives, and sends chim a selfie of them all with wine glasses (and eddie rolling his eyes) captioning it “girls night 🍷 💅💁‍♀️”)

buck absolutely triple texts. also he texts exactly how he speaks. like you know when you’re reading someone’s texts and you can tell exactly how they would be saying it? yeah that’s buck (am i projecting? yes. am i right? also yes). buck will see a text and mean to respond but just forgets because he put his phone down to grab something and suddenly it’s like the text didn’t exist.

hen being an animoji person is both ridiculous but also makes so much sense. i can just picture her sending one to chim (parenting advice maybe?) and she’s like a *spins wheel* tiger, and what she’s saying is actually helpful, but chim is so overtired that he can’t stop laughing (he shows it to maddie too and both of them are in stitches)

sleepover weekend!!

#drew speaks #anon #sleepover weekend!!#listen eddie karen and maddie all get together and watch real housewives bc i said so #they would all be besties fight me on it (you’ll lose!!)#(i had more to add but i’m going to eat supper now so here!!)

4 notes · View notes

dragynkeep · 4 years

Note

I needs me some cute Solarflare headcanons.

sun absolutely does that thing where he takes some of yang’s hair & puts it under his nose like a mustache whenever they take selfies together. it’s become a meme at this point.

yang is usually big spoon !! girls as big spoon supremacy !!

also sun just likes to feel safe & secure in his mommy gfs arms ♥

when they start getting into joke wars with each other, that’s the cue for all their friends to leave because it can & will devolve into them kissing each other to win. so far it’s a draw every time.

you know that thing where one person works out & kisses the other who’s lying beneath them when they do push ups? solarflare core

yang got herself sunburnt once while they were out in the pool all day. sun has never let her live it down since.

when they become serious serious, sun makes them a pair of necklaces reminiscent of his medallion, because rings aren’t really traditional in either of their kingdom’s cultures [it’s more an atlesian thing.] the day he gave them to her, they were considered engaged.

yang & weiss squabbled so much on how to plan the wedding while blake & sun just sat & watched; like hell are they getting between their loved ones when they’re like this.

they spend the first few years of their marriage travelling the kingdoms, a majority of that time is spent in vacuo. when sun becomes headmaster there, they end up moving to vacuo full time, with yang remaining as a huntress who travels to the other kingdoms every once in a while usually to meet up with her team or visit taiyang on the way back home.

#rwby #yang xiao long #sun wukong #solarflare #owl.txt #answered #q #god i just #clenches fist #love solarflare so fcking much !!!#Anonymous

19 notes · View notes

nad-zeta · 4 years

Text

Match up Duo (˶◕‿◕˶✿)

Hi hi, dear! ❤🥰Here is your matchup! Sorry for taking soooooo freaken long with this! I low key forgot it was in my DM’s whooooops. 😱😅😅Hehe, I hope you enjoy this love, and I hope you have the best day! Sending ya lots o hugs! Hope you are keeping safe and warm! @jeonlys☀️🌻❤

So without further ado the match up.

So I match you with.......... Shakespeare

The clock struck midnight and Shakespeare could feel the workings of fate at play as a surge of power struck the small town in the heart of Paris, leaving the play writer in complete darkness. He grabbed hold of his coat and made his way to his dear Comte’s mansion to attend their annual dinner celebrating their new lives.

His carriage arrived just in time to see a strange woman lingering in the doorway of the mansion. He leisurely got out of the carriage and strolled towards the mansion.

Selfie matchup part

Shakespeare’s breath caught in his throat the very first moment he laid his eyes on you

You were absolutely captivating

Two pairs of multicoloured eyes met each other and Shakespeare swore he got lost, in the depth of those two shining jewels

They were utterly and completely unique, like his own.

It reminded him of a serene place where heaven meets earth.

The two contrasting colours harmonizing so perfectly to create a picture of a pure calm summers day

Looking in those pools of swirling hues, he couldn’t help but wish himself a painter, so that he could capture those perfect eye.

The eyes that reminded him of a lush green forest bursting with life reflecting off the still sapphire river

In those eyes he found only warmth, a sense of peace and serenity that he had never known, and he found his mind quieting down

Shakespeare suddenly felt the urge to write, to write poetry about the beauty that was before him

To express on paper just how hypnotizing he found the way your long dark hair danced in the light evening breeze

Or how the fair beauty before him must be a goddess or celestial being

He could already picture a life with you by his side. He was never one for romance but one look at you, made him want to change his plays from romantic tragedies to pure romance scripts

He wanted nothing more then to hold you in his arms and pull his fingers through those long raven locks

He had to look away, as he thought he might be further bewitched if he stared at you for any longer

Normal Match-up

Shakespeare walked over to you, after finally gaining some much-needed composure and introduced himself along with the other mansion residents. His lips quirked into a gentle smile as he heard his fellow vampires comment about the intimidating look on your face.

But not Shakespeare he was intrigued to find out just what laid beneath that shy smile and intimidating expression you had shown everyone.

As the evening progressed you spoke very little confirming Shakespeare’s suspicions that you must be somewhat of a reserved introvert. However, he couldn’t help but be drawn to you, none the less, he was determined to get to know the woman beneath. Before he left the mansion he invited both you and Vincent over to his manor for a cup of tea the following day.

And so your daily visits to Shakespeare’s estate started, you had enjoyed his company so much after the first tea date, that you couldn’t help but keep visiting the man.

The two of you bonded heavily over your mutual dislike for social norms and societal standards. In fact, it was the topic of many an hour worth of conversations. You had actually been the one to inspire Shakespeare to make a controversial play to challenge the current social norms and standards of the late 19th century, and prompt them to think a little deeper about the relating issues instead of just follow along with the flock

Sometimes when you would visit the play writer, neither of you would speak, yet both of you would be sitting in the comfortable silence of each other’s presences. Each busy with their own creative writing and reading, while listening to the soothing music in the background. Shakespeare honestly loves to read your writings and will always rave about how beautifully written or perfect they are. Otherwise this man just simply enjoys your company, while you occupy his sofa and read.

Most days when the two of you are feeling playful, Shakespeare will pull out his newest script from one of his plays and the two of you will goof around. Wearing the most ridiculous costumes while reciting the play. You cant help but throw a few meme references in there, which honestly intrigues the man.

Shakespeare absolutely loves everything about you, from your straightforward personality to your rational mind. He loves that you, like him, dabbles in the arts of horror and mystery. His eyes lit up in absolute delight when you had told him of your love for horror and mystery movies. As we all know this boy loves to pull string behind the scenes to manipulate his own twisted, tragic romances, as inspiration for his own plays.

However, since meeting you, he can’t bring himself to resort to those kinds of actions of manipulation, and he finds himself hoping, no praying that your friendship does not take a turn for tragedy. Knowing about your love for horror and mystery movies, he actually produces a few plays just for you to enjoy. Otherwise, he is forever whisking you away from the mansion, to some other play produced by a fellow friend. This boi would honestly do anything to please you.

The two of you had been friends for quite some time now, and somewhere down the line of your friendship you actually fell for Shakespeare. He honestly couldn’t wipe the smile off his face whenever you would flirt with him in your own way. He found your flirting style of softly criticizing rather cute, and would always smile like the biggest fool whenever you would subtly drop these comments.

Oh and how he loved that you were a fellow animal and nature lover. It was actually upon discovery of this fact that he decided it was time to move out of the friend zone and confess his undying love for you. He knew you absolutely adored dogs, as you would always rave about Arthur and Theo’s furry friends. Honestly, Shakespeare would do anything just to see that beautiful rare smile grace that angelic face of yours, so he started planning.

He invited you on an outing one day, so that he could gather some Intel for his plan. The two of you strolled around the market when Shakespeare spotted the pet shop. He took you by the hand and lead you inside, saying that he needed to get his dearest rabbit some more food. As he walked around the critter aisle to grab some rabbit pellets, his two-toned eyes followed you through the shop and watched you settle in front of the cages that held a litter of cute puppies. He was surprised however, when it was not the puppies that you reached out to pet, but an older rescue dog that had been brought to the shop for weeks now, in the hopes of finding an owner. Shakespeare saw the way your eyes lit up as you softly pet the dog. His heart also broke at the way your face dropped when you left the poor dog in the store to make your way back to his manor. He gently held your hand to comfort you, as the two of you made your way back. A slither of a smile touching his lips, as he recalled his conversation with the shop owner to arrange that the doggo along with some supplies be brought to his manor later that day.

Although you and Shakespeare have not known each other for years and years, the two of you still share a deep connection. Shakespeare, through all the time spent with you, has picked up on all your cute mannerisms and habits. He can easily understand and decipher what you are thinking or feeling without you even saying a word. Just by the little habits that he has observed through all the time spent together.

One night after going to a mystery play with the man, he invited you back to his manor for a nightcap. He was honestly not ready to be parted from you just yet, plus he had a surprise for you. The two of you walked hand in hand back to his manor. Once you were inside, he made you a cup of tea and told you that he had a surprise for you. He disappeared only to reappear moments later with the very dog you had petted in the pet shop. You were honestly overjoyed, your mind had actually been drifting the animal at times, wondering if you should have adopted him there and then. You were genuinely thrilled. The two of you spent that night playing with the new doggo and rabbit.

As the night progressed, Shakespeare looked over at you, to see you were all tired out from the busy day, head nodding off to sleep. He smiled the tenderest of smiles and picked you up, to carry you off to the bed, in his spare room. He gently tucked you in and ghosted a kiss over your lips as he wished you a good night

Needless to say in the weeks to follow the two of you confessed your love for each other and started your new relationship.

Shakespeare love, love, loved your open-mindedness. You were one of the few people other than Vincent, that actually attempted to understand him before judging him. He adored the fact that you stuck to your open-minded ideals not caring what others thought of you. This was something that actually strengthened your relationship, as you rationally was able to learn and understand why Shakespeare had done the thing he had done in the past, and still love him for the man that he was. Despite Theo and Arthur’s opinions of him being super shady.

All and all you and Shakespeare made the cutest couple. Shakespeare’s emotional depth balances out your rationality and logical thinking perfectly. Both of you are able to teach and learn, from the way the other views the world.

Shakespeare is always spoiling you and showering you with affection. For someone who had spent his days writing about romantic tragedies, who knew, such a hopeless romantic laid beneath the surface. He is forever planning cute dates and fun activities for the two of you. His favourite is to take you to a vast flower field for a summertime picnic with your beloved pets. He loves to hold you in his arms as the two of you watch the pet rabbit and dog run around the open plain. Although he knows you don’t really show your affections easily, he knows that you love him as much as he loves you

This man loves to kiss and hug you any chance he can get. His favourite thing in the world is to be snuggled up on the sofa with you, as relaxing music plays in the background. He will nuzzle his nose in your neck and shower your face with small kisses, as he tries to distract you from your nighttime reading.

Often times, in the early hours of the morning, as he watches the rise and fall of your chest and you peacefully sleep, he will think back to that first night of your arrival. He has always believed in destiny and fate, and he knows that you coming into his life was the work of the universe. You had come into his life when he had needed you the most. He closed his eyes and sent up a silent prayer thanking whichever forces allowed him to have met his soulmate. Opening his eyes once more he placed the sweetest of kisses on your lips, before pulling you closer to him as he rejoins you in a blissful sleep in the arms of the woman he loves most in the world

Other potential matches………………. Dazai

I hope you enjoyed this dear and I hope you have a super good day! ☀️🌻❤🥰

#matchups #match ups #ikesen matchup #ikevamp matchup #ikevamp match up #ikevamp shakespeare #william shakespeare #ikemen vampire shakespeare #shakespeare match up

16 notes · View notes

florenceandthemachine · 4 years

Note

tell me your thoughts on long distance stackson. jackson goes to london and expects everyone to move on and forget about him, but of all people, stiles texts him constantly. every day, almost. and then texts turn into phone calls, and calls turn into facetiming. talking to stiles becomes the highlight of his days - he gets up at 5 am every day just so he can say goodnight to stiles before he goes to bed, and he gets addicted to his sleepy smile and his bed head and fuck, he misses him.

what? thoughts about long distance stackson? you mean, the type of situation where Jackson leaves for England and Stiles doesn’t even get the chance to say goodbye, he just happens to have called Erica, who mentions that she was on her way back from dropping Jackson off at the airport? wait, you mean the kind of thing where Stiles is bitter for all of an hour before he decides that the best way to get even is to piss Jackson off by obsessively texting him? you mean Jackson who lands and gets a hundred notifications on his phone, all from Stiles, and suddenly, they’re having a conversation simply based off of Stiles being mad at Jackson for leaving?

yeah I have maybe thought about it a few times or always.

it would piss Jackson off at first, how frequently they talked. because he LEFT beacon hills for a reason. he left in a hope that all those fuckers would leave him alone, and their lives would move on, and HIS life would move on, and he could forget about all the kanima were banshee bullshit that was his high school career. but noooo, of course Stiles has to fucking keep him tethered to that hellhole, of COURSE it would be Stilinski weighing him down.

he spends the first week waiting to blow up—waiting or stiles to tell him to come back, or snap at him for leaving, or be a dick about London in general, but their conversations are frequent, and only surface-deep, and sometimes Jackson gets an entire play by play of the midnight movie Stiles is watching (while Jackson is getting ready for his day, because time zones are a fuck), and other times he wakes up to a single message on the phone commenting on some meme or something and that's it.

stiles would send him COUNTLESS pictures, but of things that didn’t matter. a funny dog from the internet? sent. a weird looking shrub? sent. a picture of drunken Scott, curled over a build a bear with an arm missing, literally crying? sent, absolutely, to everybody. but first to Jackson. Jackson sends one picture back, and that is it, a picture of his middle finger. stiles sets it as his wallpaper.

Jackson isn’t mad anymore as they talk, and then Jackson is mad all over again, because what the fuck? he left the state, the fucking country, and the ONLY fucking person who is talking to him is stiles? What happened to his real friends, to the people that said he cared about him, to the... anyone who was fucking there for him in the world. Why was it just Stiles that was left?

He responds to his emotions as well as he usually does, meaning he throws his phone against the wall and then doesn’t text Stiles for three days, not bothering to replace his phone because he is that mad and that stubborn.

but then... then he is lonely, and that’s even worse than being mad. so he gets a new phone, turns it on to a hundred or so messages, and finally types out a reply.

Sent: it isn’t fucking fair, Stilinski. Received: I know it isn’t, jacks. it never is. ... Received: wanna see a cute picture of a sloth? Sent: I guess. and don’t fucking call me jacks.

and they text and they call and they go back and forth for months, but suddenly, everything changes when stiles sends a simple message. “I miss you.” that’s it, three words, and suddenly things are clicking together in Jackson’s head as he replies with “I miss you too.” and then he's apologizing, for being such an asshole while they were in school, and for being so cruel of a person in general (he has made a lot of progress in therapy, okay) and he is almost crying when he just gives up and calls Stiles, forgetting that it was well past midnight, and he and Stiles talk for almost an hour, and they both cry a few times, and then... things are different.

Stiles texting isn’t just Stiles texting anymore, it’s positive messages, it’s kindness, it’s encouraging things that get Jackson through his day. Jackson’s responses aren’t just tolerant or one or two words at a times, he... hell, he sends selfies now, and he’s even smiling in a few of them. when he says have a good day, he means it, when he says he misses stiles, there’s something else there. Stiles, as is per usual, is the one who moves things along—he takes one picture, just one, of him at the pool with the rest of the pack, and now Jackson... can see all of Stiles’ body.

sent: you look good, Stiles. I'm really glad to see you’re taking care of yourself.

It isn’t until he sends the message and is getting ready for bed that he realizes it’s the first time he has called Stiles by his first name.

meanwhile there’s a new message on his phone from Lydia—the first since he left—and it’s a picture of Stiles, gaping at his own phone, blushing from head to toe. “You guys are good for one another. Don’t fuck it up. Love you.”

Jackson breaks out the wolfsbane whisky because needs to get drunk (well, not needs to, but it makes things easier) before he can text what he wants to really say, and even then, it’s a way-toned down version of what his thoughts really are. It’s just a little “hey. I really like you and also care about you. also you are cute. don’t be a dick and make a big thing about it.” but after he hits send, Jackson can hear his heart beating out of his chest, and his nails are sharpening against his will and he can feel the spiral coming (god, that was so stupid, who does he think he is, obviously Stiles has better things to do than—) and his phone buzzes again.

“Jesus dude, it took you long enough, I've been planning out our first e-date for like three weeks.”

and suddenly Jackson is calm again, his heart rate slowing, a dopey smile on his face as he makes fun of the phrase “e-date” but then agrees to go make popcorn and put on the same Marvel movie that Stiles does at the same time, so they can talk on the phone and make fun of it in the background. It’s adorable. It’s a perfect first date, and if Jackson happens to say “I would kiss you goodnight right now if I could.” when the movie is over, and Stiles happens to respond “I would like that a lot.” well, no one else needs to know.

things progress as they usually do. Jackson is there, Stiles is cute, Jackson is a hot mess, Stiles is texting him about a really dangerous plan that might end with him biting the dust, and—wait, what? Stiles goes dark after sending that message and it takes every fiber of his being to not book a flight that night, and he’s two steps from clicking the “Purchase Now” button online when Stiles finally texts him back. He gives up and calls, and thankfully Stiles lets out a “sorry” before a “hello” and all the anger is gone, it’s just Jackson and Stiles and the crushing reality that something could have happened.

“I care about you, Stiles. I really fucking do. Please just... wait for me to get back before you do anything too stupid, okay?”

Stiles is for once at a loss of words.

“You... you’re coming back? I thought you left for good, I thought we were never going too ee you again, I thought... I thought I was never going to see you again. Isn’t that place home now?” “Stiles... Home is you. Don’t look too much into it, okay? It just is. Fuck off. Stop making me feel feelings and just stay safe for like three minutes!”

He hits “Purchase Now” and is on Stiles front stoop in two days.

It’s only temporary—a visit—but as he kisses Stiles in midday in California, he thinks that it’s nice to know what home feels like again.

also I have a lot of thoughts of their relationship starting long distance. like, if they met online while Stiles was in Cali and Jackson was in New York but that is very different than what you asked (not like that’s stopped me before!) so let me know if you want me to yell about that for an hour.

#mutually assured devotion #stackson #teen wolf

40 notes · View notes

dibidibidismol · 5 years

Note

do em all, coward

on the one hand: yay! i get to do the ask game! on the other; @acutest-angle, i’m so sorry for doing this to you. i aint gonna fill nobody’s dash, so the qna is under the break. these are like really undetailed. ill be more specific for individual numbers

1: How tall or short do you wish you were? im pretty happy being 163

2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) i love my lil baby so much. i wouldnt trade my pupper for the world

3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? i wear a lot of black, and generally dress such that i would be good to go for any job interviews/public speaking events. this is in large part to make up for the fact that my go-to shoes are heelys. like i wear my heelys during professional presentations that count for a large part of my grade. my teachers think im “something else”

4: What was your favorite video game growing up? idk. we didnt do all that media shiz. maybe pvz.

5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: my doggo, my child(useless friend needing guidance) and my tumblr-famous friend. hmu for her url. 6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say?absolute weirdo, but like in a socially acceptable way. can and will debate you into submission.7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]?i support gays.8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic]

9: Are you ticklish?a bit10: Are you allergic to anything?some cats, all homophobes11: What’s your sexuality?ace, homoromo12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa?tea babe. like i have so much. like a cubic yard. its a problem.13: Are you a cat or dog person?im multifandom(not a furry)14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson?elf15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber?amber liu16: How tall are you?160cm17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?my chinese name18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]102-105 i’m smol.19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits?normally no. when im home alone….a lil.20: Do you like space or the ocean more? i have a large fear of the ocean. 21: Are you religious? no22: Pet peeves?poor work ethics/mansplaining/poor hygiene.23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]?diurnal24: Favorite constellation?orions belt25: Favorite star?shinee26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls?not particularly27: Any phobias or fears?germs, the dark, men, large non-pools bodies of water, spiders28: Do you think global warming is real? yea, but “climate change” is more accurate29: Do you believe in reincarnation?no30: Favorite movie?tangled, the lorax, shawshank redemp. , hairspray, legally blond, mulan, mama mia, in that order.31: Do you get scared easily? yea32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime?3 fish 3 dog33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.] im gunna rate @acutest-angle cuz she did mine. 10/10 would be 11 but she aint stannin shinee.34: What is a color that calms you? purple35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? oregon suits me fine36: Where were you born? oregon37: What is your eye color?brown38: Introvert or extrovert?idek. im really good at people, but idk abt energy gaining or wtv.39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs?no40: Hugs or kisses?hugs41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now?my doggo.42: Who is someone you love deeply? see above43: Any piercings you want? i already have doubles. might get belly button in the future.44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? hnngg45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so? hell no. i take drugs/alcohol v seriously.46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! gorl. so beautiful, so smart, so utterly perfect. also taken.47: What is a sound you really hate? the whit boi in class mansplaining shit to me.48: A sound you really love? pitter pat of paws on hardwood.49: Can you do a backflip? no.50: Can you do the splits? no51: Favorite actor and/or actress?idkrn52: Favorite movie? see 3053: How are you feeling right now?tee hee54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? i really like my hair as is.55: When did you feel happiest? talking in front of many peeps.56: Something that calms you down?tea57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] none diagnosed. ask me about my brain later for more deets. 58: What does your URL mean?that i smol and i luv shinee59: What three words describe you the most? witty, caring,quick.60: Do you believe in evolution?yes61: What makes you unfollow a blog?too many posts/mediocre content/no longer aligned interests.62: What makes you follow a blog? posts63: Favorite kind of person:girl64: Favorite animal(s):dogs/cats65: Name three of your favorite blogs. @lolfunnykpop @acutest-angle @27-umbrellas66: Favorite emoticon: thumbs up67: Favorite meme: ive connected the dots68: What is your MBTI personality type?pic69: What is your star sign?my wut?70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog?yes71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most?its black, its formalish, its a pushup bra, dress, and heelys.72: Post a selfie or two?i like dont have any, and im in no statye to be taking them rn.

73: Do you have platform shoes?no?

74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself?i forgot a wholeass language75: Can you do a front flip?no76: Do you like birds?y77: Do you like to swim?ew78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you?no79: Something you wish didn’t exist:homophobia80: Some thing you wish did exist:universal translators81: Piercings you have?double in each ear82: Something you really enjoy doing:read83: Favorite person to talk to:dog84: What was your first impression of Tumblr?no rules here.85: How many followers do you have?all together, a thousand or two?86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? idk87: Do your socks always match?no88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely?ill cry89: What are your birthstones? the lite blu one90: If you were an animal, which one would you be?i aint no furry.91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be?a rose92: A store you hate? chick fil a93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? i got addicted, so ive been coffee free for 3 yrs now94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? fly95: Do you like to wear camo? no96: Winter or summer?winter97: How long can you hold your breath for?40sec98: Least favorite person?trump99: Someone you look up to:amber liu100: A store you love?office depot101: Favorite type of shoes? heelys102: Where do you live? oregon103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why?vegetarian, environment/animal right, eggs for health.104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? sparkle105: Do you drink milk? yea, calcium.106: Do you like bugs?i respect their existence but stay tf away107: Do you like spiders? no108: Something you get paranoid about?spiders, water, germs109: Can you draw: sure110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked?do you shave ur vag?111: A question you hate being asked?whos ur boy friend?112: Ever been bitten by a spider?no113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach?yea, from a distance114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days?sunny, from a distance115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: doggo116: Favorite cloud type:cotton candy?117: What color do you wish the sky was?this is fine118: Do you have freckles? like two.119: Favorite thing about a person:personality120: Fruits or vegetables?fruit121: Something you want to do right now:crochet122: Is the ocean or sky prettier?sky123: Sweet or sour foods?sweet124: Bright or dim lights?dim, i have oddball vision issues.125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature?love126: Something you hate about Tumblr:no dates on anything/ALL THE FREAKING PORNBOTS THAT ARE STILL FOLLOWING ME REGULARLY127: Something you love about Tumblr:shitposts128: What do you think about the least?i feel like this is a paradox129: What would you want written on your tombstone?list of my achievements in life(born:xxxx died:xxxx)130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now?ice131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself?how my brain occasionally forgets to filter132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures?sometimes133: Computer or TV?computer134: Do you like roller coasters?ew, all that sweat and vomit baked into the seats.135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness?no136: Are your ears lobed or attached?lobed137: Do you believe in karma?idk, i like to be nice but secretly with passive aggressive motives.138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are?7139: What nicknames do you have/have had?dictionary, lee, tumblr girl, dibi, mom, my child, heely girl (i have a reputation at school)140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?yea, i dont remember them, but apparently i invented myself a butler.141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?way back in the day142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?good143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help?giving144: What makes you angryamerica145: How many languages do you speak fluently? 1146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? girls147: Are you androgynous? no148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: figure/hair149: Favorite thing about your personality: i think im funny150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. my friend’s mom/my coach, my rolemodel/friend, my past self.151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? all the eras sucked for people like myself152: Do you like BuzzFeed?love/hate153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.]sexy free and single154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? o yeah155: Do you like to play with others’ hair?yessss156: What embarrasses you?my mouth157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious:the internment camps158: Biggest lie you have ever told:so many159: How many people are you following?153160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)?10000+161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)?1000+162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)?how do i find this?163: Last time you cried and why: today. latest superstore episode.164: Do you have long or short hair?long165: Longest your hair has ever been:2.5 ft166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon?like the community it provides, dislike a lot of values taught, dislike the exclusivity, dislike the way religion is treated as a default. 167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? only in regards to what we can do to save it.168: Do you like to wear makeup?i like sparkly eyeshadow n mascara. but dont wear regularly.169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? no170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? yea sure.

#about me #ask game #dibi speaks

3 notes · View notes

deliberately-aimless · 6 years

Text

So when I first started watching Vld a few weeks/months (?) ago I started to write down some of my headcanons that came to mind. Some of them are also inspired by a voltron chat room I have with my friend so please excuse the randomness. Oh and this is before S6 came out so... the castle's still alive and well

• Shiro is the undefeated champion in armwrestling - no matter what arm he uses (and he's embarrassingly proud about that). Second place belongs to Hunk of course

• Pidge and Hunk like to get together and talk about sciencey stuff. Often they do some cooking or baking while talking

• Keith doesn't really know his limits, especially when training. Shiro or Coran often end his training sequence for him before he breaks down of exhaustion

• Shiro has PTSD; Lance has slight ADHD and Keith has anger management issues

• Lances family is #goals. There are so many people in it and they welcome everyone like one of their own

• Shiro likes training with 'his kids'. He adjusts his speed and force to their own but never goes at them full force. He always makes sure to praise them for every effort they show and never lets them feel bad for any weaknesses they have

• Pidge was actually the first one who called Shiro "space dad", Lance and Hunk followed shortly and even Keith does it sometimes but only when none of the others can hear it (even though they have more than once when Keith didn't know they were just around the corner)

• Even though Shiro sighs every time they call him "dad" he secretly loves it

• Even though everyone thinks Keith loves his 'emo bands' he's actually secretly into country but doesn't let anyone know (not even Shiro), the only one who had heard Keith humming to country once was Coran who doesn't really know what kind of music that was but actually kinda liked it. When he asked Keith about it he just got cussed at in heavy earthly fashion

• Lance did Ballett in his youth; Shiro did gymnastics and was on the cheer squad for some time

• When Lance is sad (mostly because he misses his family back home on earth) he likes to be left alone. Mostly he doesn't even let the others know when he's really sad because he just finds himself a place where he can be by himself

• Keith loves watching the stars. He usually searches for a place in front of a big window where he can just sit at and stare out of it. On one of those occasions he stumbled across a very depressed Lance and actually comforted him (from that moment on Lance actually didn't want to only be left alone when sad)

• When Shiro is grumpy he sometimes mumbles to himself in Japanese and it's the funniest thing ever for the others

• Hunk sometimes cooks Cuban meals for Lance because he knows them from visiting Lances family on earth and he knows Lance misses them (hell, Hunk himself even misses them because it's just the greatest family ever)

• They all just like to chill in their lions sometimes, there even have been occasions where they fell asleep in them

• When someone actually manages to say or do something that even Keith finds funny and he can't hold back his laugh it's just the cutest thing ever

• Who has the cutest/best laugh? 1) Keith (very rare; many snorts and surprisingly high pitched); 2) Pidge (Who else would you expect? Kinda childlike with much cackling); 3) Allura (melodic but also with many many maaany giggles; she tries to hide her laugh behind her hand sometimes); 4) Lance (Sometimes it sounds a little bit evil? Many cackles, some snorts); 5) Hunk (very very loud and deep; his laugh seems to vibrate through his whole body); 6) Coran (also kinda loud; just the laugh you would imagine from Coran); 7) Shiro (it's just kinda dad-like, nothing special, a little too loud but all in all the lamest ever and everyone looks at him confused cause he sometimes laughs at the most boring shit in the world)

• Keith loves well-thought-out puns but sadly they only occur from time to time. He doesn't get bad puns; Lance is a sucker for bad puns; Pidge is the meme-master

• Shiro sometimes actually wears eyeliner just because he thinks it's funny? He thinks nobody notices it but all of them do

• Shiro gives the absolute best hugs; Keith is the best to be hugged (even though he doesn't like it most of the time)

• Pidge really enjoys wearing dresses but because she's a practical person she doesn't wear them as often anymore

• When training Shiro sometimes uses a weird hair elastic which kinda annoys the others cause he could just like get rid of his little weird floof?! (But he actually likes it and feels cool with it)

• What do they drink in the morning? Pidge: big cup of the blackest coffee; Keith: sometimes black coffee, sometimes Cappuccino, sometimes just milk; Lance: Latte Macchiato; Hunk: juice; Allura: water or tea; Shiro: espresso or sparkly water; Coran: some altean goo

• Shiro really likes being around the others, he likes their bickering, he just likes the noise. He actually can't stand constant silence but if it's too loud he gets irritated as well - just the perfect middleground

• Shiro hates all kinds of worms, caterpillars are fine

• Keith and Shiro sometimes make really dark jokes but only when they're by themselves; they can't let the others know

• When any of the kids feel anxious or depressed Shiro immediately goes into full dad-mode and starts talking to them in the softest voice, gives them hugs, rubs their back, makes them the altean equivalent of cocoa, whatever makes his children feel better

• Lance loves to see the others laugh. He always wants to make them feel good and gives them compliments and stuff. Sometimes the others turn their eyes or sigh but they actually really appreciate it

• Allura and Lance often get together to do face masks and stuff, Coran sometimes joins them too. Once they tried to put a mask on a sleeping Keith but he was awake as soon as they wanted to enter his room and they had to run for their lives

• Keith is actually really shy and awkward especially when it comes to affectionate stuff

• Keith is a cat-person; Shiro loves dogs, Hunk does too; Pidge likes fish or birds or other small animals; Lance likes almost all animals; Coran would prefer the altean equivalent of a dog probably and Allura the one of a cat

• They all LOVE Kalteneckers milkshakes

• They enjoy playing games together. They even have many many games they came up with themselves

• Shiro takes the absolute worst selfies. It's like he doesn't even know how they work. One time you only see the top of his head, the other there's just a wall on the picture. Pidge always tries to teach him the proper way how to take selfies but he just doesn't seem to get it. Maybe he just doesn't want to because he really enjoys it when Pidge explains it to him?

• Lance more than once 'accidently' flashed his dick to different members of the team when coming from the swimming pool because he only ever takes his towel with him and that is sometimes not that set on his hips

• Hunk loves all kinds of domestic activities like cooking, baking, knitting, gardening - he even often cleans something when he's bored or upset

• Pidge and Keith are by far the heaviest cursers on the team. They get a lot of frowning and complaining from Shiro. Allura would probably do that too if she understood any of these cuss words

• What do they do if they can't sleep? Lance: plays video games or wanders of by himself through the castle; Pidge: joins Lance sometimes in his games or starts working on some new tech; Hunk: knits or does some gardening (he's built a little garden for himself on the ship); Allura: drinks tea or plays with the mice; Shiro: works out or reads; Keith: visits his lion or just lies in bed and tries to push his thoughts away; Coran: works on the ship or just talks to it?

#voltron #vld #voltron legendary defender #voltron headcanons #takashi shirogane #keith kogane #pidge gunderson #hunk garrett #lance mcclain #allura #coran #shiro #keith #pidge #hunk #lance #vld headcanons

10 notes · View notes

thebachelordiaries · 6 years

Text

“Sage Advice And Sage Vaginas:” The Bachelorette Premiere Recap

We are officially back! It feels good to be back. I’ve missed being excited on Mondays. I’ve missed my little Twitter family. I’ve missed the memes and the endless sh*t talking. But most of all, I’ve missed seeing the man who I consider my second father: Chris Harrison.

Now let’s just jump right into it.

The episode begins with Becca crying while looking at pictures of her and Arie. I don’t know how producers got her to cry, but I’m pretty sure Becca has now realized just how lucky she is to have been dumped by Arie.

She’s done crying. Now it’s time for Becca to pick her head up and live out her new destiny as The Bachelorette.

As the wise artist Ariana Grande one said.

Ain't got no tears left to cry So I'm pickin' it up, pickin' it up I'm lovin', I'm livin', I'm pickin' it up

She’s now The Bachelorette, and women ledes always have the most success with choosing the right partner. As JoJo said later on in the episode,

“One hundred percent, women are more intuitive and know what they want.”

Can I get a hell yeah for the superior gender?

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, can psychologists do a case study on a woman’s intuition? And if it’s already been done, please slide the scholarly article into my DMs. Thank you in advance.

Look at this Minnesotean snow princess. I am shook.

Can you imagine having such a compelling storyline from being dumped by your fiance for someone else that producers just skim over the fact that your father died of a brain tumor and your mother has battled cancer? This girl has been through too much. If she doesn’t find happiness, all of Bachelor Nation will revolt. And I will be leading the way.

Becca wants a man who is as loyal and loving as her dad was to her mom. She deserves this and nothing less. Can we find this woman a man? Let’s do the damn thing.

(That is the first and last time I will ever say that phrase.)

Becca also has a sister and a corgi nephew, who made a very subtle appearance in the premiere episode. However, it must not go unnoticed.

Follow this little loaf of bread on Instagram: max_in_madison

Becca is then magically transported from Minnesota to LA, where she is seen driving a convertible along the coast of the Pacific.

At the Bachelor Mansion, she gets some sage advice from the last three Bachelorettes: Rachel, JoJo and Kaitlyn.

Rachel lit up some sage to get rid of the “bad juju” in the mansion.

"I’m going to sage your pu**y.” -Rachel

This was the first time the people giving advice were actually still in Bachelor-related relationships. It’s like The Bachelorette is becoming more successful with time. I approve.

What I didn’t approve of was that Kaitlyn got no airtime.

Hello, 911? I’d like to report that Kaitlyn Bristowe was ROBBED of airtime during The Bachelorette premiere.

Video Intros

Every season ABC selectively chooses which men we should get to know in their video package intros. We met seven men. That seems like a lot, but here’s what I learned.

Clay— He’s not a regular jock. He’s a sensitive jock.

Garrett—He did a Chris Farley impression without explicitly stating he was doing one, which probably confused 95 percent of all viewers, including myself. Garrett likes doing outdoors stuff. The rest of his personality is hot air. This is everything you could ever want or need to know about Garrett.

Jordan— He has a unique (re: dumb) way of describing things, but I’m grateful for him because he’s going to be entertaining us for about 60 percent of the season in his ITMs.

Lincoln— I take back whatever I said about him being attractive for having an accent. Listening to his voice has made me iron deficient. Brb, going to go chew on some ice now.

Joe— Joe owns a grocery store, a million-watt smile and a heart of gold. I’m in love.

Jean Blanc— He low-key shaded Trump by saying Haiti is not a “sh*t h*le.” He also has an obsession with smelling things and spending lots of money on material items. He seems ok.

Colton— I’m suspicious of Colton. He’s too ready-made for The Bachelorette: he’s handsome, athletic, loves his dog, owns a nonprofit, allegedly a virgin. Where are his flaws?

I spoke too soon. What in Chris Harrison’s name is he wearing?

Top Limo Entrances

Leo released his beautiful curly mane to Becca with the line of “let’s let our hair down.” First thing Becca said to him were the words every male suitor wants to hear from a woman: “You have hair like my sister!”

She’s not wrong, though.

Nick came out the limo in a racecar driver suit, clearly making an Arie reference. He asked “what kind of a**hole wears something like this?” and ripped off the outfit to reveal his perfectly tailored suit. I know people were saying it’s in poor taste to bring up Becca’s ex, but I found it hilarious. I thought I was going to dislike Nick because he looks like a huge tool, but it turns out I have a giant crush on him BECAUSE he looks like a huge tool. Nick is the kind of guy you date because you secretly want to emotionally punish yourself. I’m ready for you to ruin my life, Nick. You know where you can find me.

Trent energetically (which is ironic in itself) jumped out the back of a hearse with the line of “Oh my god Becca. When I found out you were The Bachelorette, I literally died.” He was possibly the most “alive” person to ever come out of a hearse.

Garrett pulled up in a minivan with all the equipment necessary for “soccer dad duties.” Producers really are trying to give him an edge. He would be one of the more loved guys this season because of editing if it wasn’t for his giant Instagram fuck up.

Bachelor Mansion Highlights and Lowlights

The Highs

Christon, a former Harlem Globetrotter, jumped over Becca while dunking a basketball. And he did so with all the other guys watching.

I enjoyed this angle because you get to see the large amount of cameras used during filming.

Jake getting sent home. I CALLED IT in my “first impressions” review, that him and Becca have probably already met, further proving my theory that attractive people in the same city all know each other. Becca said her and Jake were “acquaintances” and met on “several occasions,” but Jake was unsure if she would remember him since they only met once, alluding to the fact that he may live the majority of his life in a blackout drunk state. As a way to convince Becca to change her mind and keep him around, he said he had a “very transformative year,” whatever that means. Becca was having NONE. OF. IT. and sent his ass home back to Minneapolis. The Bachelorette probably wasn’t for him anyway, especially since production has implemented an alcohol limit.

Blake and Becca had a pretty deep conversation for night one. Blake talked about how his last serious relationship ending abruptly. He said, “If I was able to love the wrong person that much, how much would I be able to love the right person?” Every female on Earth, including Becca agreed with this Tumblr-worthy quote. However, Blake was scammed out of a First Impression Rose by Garrett, who drove up in a minivan and taught Becca how to flyfish in the Bachelor Mansion pool. Blake, you got the First Impression Rose in my eyes, you adorable sweetheart, you.

Jordan’s presence was just an entire highlight reel. As Kaitlyn Bristowe said on her podcast, he has “Jordan-isms.” Some of my favorite ones were:

“People are already going home on the first night.”

“If I don’t get a rose tonight, it would be the biggest upset of all time.”

And in general, him just being offended by everyone’s outfits.

Follow me on Twittter, @thebachdiaries

The Lows

David/ “Chicken Guy.” I just wasn’t a fan. Dressing up in a costume and saying “Be-CAW” isn’t a personality trait. Also, he looks like the real-life version of the Instagram filter that makes your mouth appear too big for your face.

“Wrong Reasons Police” Chris. Speaking of being creeped out. Chris is the new Iggy of this season: unlikeable, doesn’t belong here, won’t go away and loves to snitch. He’s the “wrong reasons” police, but I can’t really picture someone who takes selfies looking like Derek Zoolander being here for the right reasons. Also his recently-changed Instagram name used to be c_dome, which just creeps me out. If you don’t know what “dome” means, Urban Dictionary is your friend.

The newly implemented alcohol limit was a big lowlight for me. Where were the drunk guys jumping into the pools? We’re going to need someone who says and does stupid things without any sort of inhibitor. Oh wait, we have Jordan. I’m pretty certain he was sober on the first night as he briefly mentioned that Chicken Guy almost got “feathers in his coffee.” Oh the ol’ days of drunken contestants will be missed. Forever in our hearts.

Rose Ceremony

All I need to say here is that Grocery Bae Joe from Chicago went home and the internet has never been more upset about a contestant being sent home night one. He already has about 45K followers on Instagram. If ABC doesn’t bring him to paradise, I will immediately sell all the stock I’ve invested into their company. (Except I don’t invest or even know how to do that crap. But I would if I did because It would just be a terrible business decision to not bring Joe to Paradise.)

Some Takeaways

I can tell Garret and Blake are going to go pretty far based on night one. Based on the season preview, it appears Jason and Colton will go far as well. That literally just might be the final four. However, I don’t follow spoilers, so don’t be that person who tells me what happens.

I also have a feeling Lincoln might be this season’s villain. Only time will tell how that will play out.

Speaking of Colton, he is allegedly a virgin. However, virginity is a social construct, so anyone can be a virgin if they really believe in themselves. I mean, this franchise has created the most famous fake virgin of all time: Sean Lowe. So sure, Colton’s a virgin.

#Justiceforgrocerystorejoe #grocery store joe #the bachelorette #becca kufrin #abc #chris harrison #colton underwood #photo credit: ABC

16 notes · View notes

onisionhurtspeople · 6 years

Note

i’m 100% for lainey labeling their gender in whatever way feels right for them, dressing however feels right, and using whatever pronouns feel right. i’m not gonna doubt or question their identity or anyone else’s. what rubs me the wrong way is how they emulate and almost fetishize the “teen” aesthetic. when they’ve said they look like a 12 year old boy and implied that it was attractive/hot/a good thing, i was kinda creeped out. idk how to explain it but i think it sends a really bad message.

Ah, yeah, that’s another thing I’ve been considering writing about for a while: how much Lainey seems to fetishize adolescence. Get ready for another one of my pointless tl;drs that nobody ever reads or cares about, y’all!

If Lainey was removed from the context surrounding the reasons why we all spend so much time scrutinizing her behavior in the first place, I doubt most people would have a problem with the fact that she seems almost pathologically obsessed with portraying herself as a 15-year-old girl in both style and personality, rather than as the 23-year-old wife and mother of two that she is.

But the issue, of course, is that Lainey’s preferences do not exist in a vacuum; they mean something, and that’s what we’re here to analyze. She is married to a man who fetishizes teenage girls himself, because they’re easier to control and manipulate. She indulges in, and relates to, a culture that heavily emphasizes youth and immaturity (referring to boyfriends as “daddy”, having a DDlg (Daddy Dom/little girl) fetish, being “taken care of” by men (and treated like a little princess in bed), constantly alluding to not knowing what they’re doing in life, assuming a guileless pose in selfies that reflect a certain youthful confusion and spontaneity, constantly referencing their childlike habits (”touch my butt and buy me pizza”, “I have no idea what I’m doing”, “im a crybaby” flavors of meme), dressing like a 12-year-old in overalls, children’s Pokemon panties, and pastel-colored hair and clothing with simplistic, childlike patterns, etc - not that I think there’s anything inherently wrong with any of these things, but all of these pieces of the puzzle fit together to paint the picture of a person who is unhealthily obsessed with living out their life as a teenager. You guys know the ~aesthetic~ that I’m trying to drive at here).

She indulges in cultural trends targeted towards children and young teens. Her entire personality revolves around sensitivity, helplessness, passivity; she exudes anxiety, uncertainty, and confusion; and openly discusses being so sensitive that she becomes completely overwhelmed by even the most simple of tasks that adults are expected to be able to do. And again, I’m not saying that these are inherently negative traits (although obviously when these qualities run your life, it can become problematic); but Lainey seems almost proud of these traits. She’s more than just open about it. She brags about them. She romanticizes them. She constructs elaborate internal fantasies around them. Her entire identity revolves around being a ~smol sensitive anxious space prince daddy~.

On top of all these things, almost everybody that she hangs out with or considers to be her friend (from Sarah, who lives with her, all the way down to the girls who she interacts with on Discord) is a teenager. She does not speak to women her own age. It’s bizarre. I used to have a friend who was quite a bit younger than me, by three and a half years - the first time we met in real life was on her 16th birthday, and I was 19, almost 20; and despite the fact that we were best friends and that I had so many other friends my own age, there was a very obvious and noticeable difference in our maturity levels. I’m not saying that uneven friendships like this can’t work or are inherently inappropriate, but again, within the context of Lainey’s life, it’s an enormous red flag that she seems to be unable to relate with women her own age, and can only form friendships with teenage girls between the ages of 15 and 21. Even outside of the context of her marriage (because let’s not forget that she’s married to a man who openly admits to having a sexual preference for young women, because they’re at “peak fertility” according to him), the fact that she relates the most with teenage girls is a huge indication that Lainey herself is either a) extremely mature, b) purposely seeks to enter uneven friendships with younger girls because it balances the friendship in her favor, giving her more power and control (which wouldn’t surprise me if true, given that she’s married to Onision - she needs to be able to exercise control in SOME way), c) is emotionally stunted and frozen at the age of ~18 due to Onision’s influence on her psychological development, or d) a sexual predator who herself prefers teenage girls. I’m sure everybody has their own theory on why this is, but personally I think it’s probably a mixture of all four, with option c being the most prominent motivation.

I think Lainey projects herself onto teenage girls because she feels very much unprepared for this world, threatened by it, and does not trust her own ability to navigate adulthood successfully. In this regard, I think Greg managed to find almost a perfect partner for himself - a girl who is trapped in her adolescence in perpetuity (largely by choice, but partly through direction by Onision), who purposely cuts herself off from growing and learning and emerging as a young adult because it’s less dangerous and challenging for her to remain within her psychological safe zone, being coddled like a baby and completely controlled and taken care of by Greg, who looks after all of the hard things in her life that she struggles with (doing taxes, making money, going outside to get groceries, paying bills, interacting with strangers, making appointments, earning a living wage) - all of the practical, adult things that Lainey is terrified of doing, because it’s so overwhelming to her. Greg, of course, loves this. Lainey is his ideal partner: a woman who needs to be with a man like him, who defines her entire identity for her. A man who directs her, tells her what to do, is domineering and aggressive, and who makes all of her decisions for her. Tells her what to do, who to be, what to feel, how to act. A man who has complete control over every aspect of her life. A narcissist (him) and an inverted narcissist, or codependent (her).

And so this is why Lainey is so obsessed with portraying herself as a teenager. Teenagers hit that sweet spot in between childhood and adulthood that Lainey feels trapped by in perpetuity. On the one hand, she is not a child - she is a sexual being; she has kinks, and preferences, and desires to express herself and her sexual identity. On the other hand, though, neither is she an adult - she is immature, self-absorbed, has an unstable sense of self, doesn’t know who she is, hypersensitive, anxious, gets overwhelmed easily, indulges often in her learned helplessness, and makes no attempt to change any of this - she revels in her dysfunction; she romanticizes it. And there is no age that typifies this combination of traits better than a teenage girl does. She doesn’t just relate to teenagers; she wants to be a teenager, forever–and in some ways, she really is, because the interference of Greg on Lainey’s emotional, psychological, social, and sexual growth has had a catastrophic impact on her development. She is essentially a 16-year-old girl trapped within the body of a 23-year-old mother of two. And that’s exactly what she wants.

I think what’s ultimately going to be what destroys Greg and Lainey’s marriage is that eventually, Lainey is going to be too old for Greg, and he’s going to feel compelled to pick up another 17-, 18-, and 19-year-old girl again from his existing pool of die-hard fans. Already it’s quite apparent that Greg is bored of Lainey (as evidenced by the fact that he is still actively trying to find women to cheat on her with, even after what happened with Billie); but once the cost of maintaining her becomes more expensive than the cost of replacing her with a new, hot, young, alternative, impressionable teenage girl, he will do what he tried to do once before with Billie, and eject Lainey in favor of a new wife to manipulate. And the whole process will start all over again, until the day that either Greg dies, or he becomes incapable of drawing in new women. And at that point, sadly, the fact that Lainey is still a teenager - but only on the inside - will end up becoming the most painful struggle of her life, when she is forced to take on all of the adult responsibilities that Greg currently carries for her, and realizes that she is dangerously under-qualified to live her life as an adult woman instead of a pampered, permanent 16-year-old girl.

(Sadly - or maybe luckily - I think that Lainey is the type of woman who needs to be in a relationship with someone like Greg (an inverted narcissist; in other words, a codependent), so I guess here’s to hoping that when this inevitably happens, she will quickly find herself a new narcissist to date and define her entire identity for her, I suppose?)

Press F to pay respects for this ridiculously, unnecessarily long fucking essay that I just wrote that NOBODY is going to read. Praise the Noodle Lord. Amen.

#onision #laineybot #anti onision #anti-onision #narcissism #npd #still gonna use the npd tag #deal with it

409 notes · View notes

rjlupxns · 6 years

Photo

TASK 003: MODERN & MUGGLE

FAMILY + BACKGROUND

so clearly, your boy is not a werewolf here. like, you don’t know how badly i wanted to just say fuck it, who’s to say werewolves aren’t real in the modern world. mostly because i love werewolves. but! you’ll be happy to know i overcame the desire and remus didn’t grow up turning a little furry once a month

still, growing up was a strained sort of thing. remus’ father worked for the government, and was always a prominent figure in advocating for prison reform. he brought about campaigns and votes that ended up changing the way the system was run in a lot of places, for a lot of instances, and as a result didn’t make a lot of friends in the more criminal part of the population.

one of these not - friends was our buddy fenrir, who was just like, you know, your average violent criminal with a passion for vengeance. lyall’s petitioning didn’t do anything to change fenrir’s sentence, but it did make his last few years in the system a hell that he blamed mr. lupin for, and mr. lupin for alone. when he did get out, remus was five, and remus was the victim in a hit and run accident that literally everyone knew who to blame for it.

fenrir was caught, eventually, but the accident had some irreparable consequences for remus. certain parts of both legs had shattered bones that never really healed right ( he was growing like a weed at five, was the thing. that plus the long healing process and the numerous procedures he had to undergo meant that his legs were just fucked for good. )

remus wasn’t happy about it, of course, because it meant that he never got to play around and just have the stupid fun other kids did. but he literally never knew any other existence --- the chronic pain and periodical need to use a cane were just part of life for him. but his father never let it go. he felt at fault for what happened to remus, but instead of taking that and using it to create a bond with his son and help him find a path to better recovery, he dove into his work even more. the two grew to have a really strained relationship, because even years after remus had accepted his condition as the way Life Was, his dad looked at him and saw his own failings.

SCHOOL + OCCUPATION

his dad could get fucked, though, because remus was mostly chill with life. did he hate the chronic pain and the assholes who asked insensitive comments about his cane and wonky way of walking? hell yeah, he did. but remus was always a very ‘it is what it is’ kind of guy, even in canon; a little on the cynical side of realism, but mostly at peace with it. he wasn’t angry, he wasn’t sad. he liked his life

physical therapy had been a part of his life since the accident; again, he was chill with it. but at around age eleven his PT suggested he take up swimming and he took to it like a fish to water ... if you don’t mind the pun. the same insensitive assholes tended to question how someone who needed a cane to walk could swim as well as he did, but remus loved the peace of the water and the rare harmony it brought to his body.

he did it all through school, and continued to do it during university. he’s currently still a student and is studying to become a paramedic. the degree is taking a little while because remus is a stubborn ass who insists on doing everything for himself. the nature of his relationship with his dad made him decide to do school all on his own --- so he splits his time between classes, and the pool, and his job at the research library on campus and his job at a local veterinary clinic.

because!! remus loves animals. he’s a total animal rights activist; his twitter is a minefield of anti - peta posts and pictures of the animals he works with. he actually wanted to be a vet for the longest time, growing up, but he’s Tired. made it to university and realized he didn’t have the energy for veterinary school like he’d always planned, so ... paramedic. helping people is the next best thing to helping animals.

his dad doesn’t think he should / can become a paramedic with his legs and chronic pain, to which remus ( again ) tells his dad to fuck off about. he knows it’ll be really hard on him, and that he’ll need to take more care of his body during and after shifts than his peers, but he really feels drawn to the career and knows he can do good if people just let him.

PERSONAL + SOCIAL

remus was a small time viner. and by that i mean he was probably just like, chill, as he was with all things and quietly faded out of making vines like three months before vine ended. didn’t go on to really make any more internet content after, though since literally all of his social media is just a platform for pictures of animals people stuck around.

given his sense of humor he’d probably have made stuff like drew gooden? and then just quietly moved back to posting dog photos on twitter with the occasional meme - captioned instagram selfie. he has a public snapchat, also mostly for posting animal videos too, but when he gets together with the marauders or goes to parties, he snaps the whole thing with bone dry commentary that just gets more lowkey scathing the drunker he gets. they’re hilarious, take my word.

just to reiterate but remus Loves animals a whole lot okay and would probably be chill with going out because he broke for a bird and got rear ended into a tree.

he’s the biggest stoner to ever stone. he does get a kick out of smoking recreationally, but he also uses it a lot to help with his chronic pain. it’s pretty half and half, to be honest. he’s down to have a good time at a party and can handle alcohol pretty well, but he doesn’t like getting crossed and would 10/10 prefer to smoke over drink when he’s just chilling.

hates the idea of smoking cigarettes though, and is pretty adamant about it.

he still, of course, considers the other marauders his best friends. they met at a party several years back but honestly he can’t remember when, because it was an instant sort of click. he’s still pretty sociable and generically likeable --- in canon that was a way to cope with the sort of fucked up way he grew up, and the same holds true here. he’s got a ton of different friend groups, from the people he swims with, to his coworkers at both the library and the vet hospital, to the others in the paramedic program. he likes people and likes that they like him in return, but would also love to just be around the marauders or animals.

as much as he posts about animals and animal rights, he posts a lot about lifting the stigma about talking and dealing with chronic illnesses is. loves publicly ripping into people who comment about his cane or any obvious signs of pain.

he has two cats and a dog and he would Die for them and expects those around him to do the same should the time call for it.

#maraudrshq:tasks #(task.)

2 notes · View notes

mariemsherifagain · 4 years

Text

Quarantine day x,

I agree with myself that today is not the day I say I have had it. All these troubling emotions can still be hidden once again today. I walk through my gallery, that is weirdly and thankfully kinda full though I barely stepped outside the house since 15th of March but thanks to the unplanned selfies, lecture slides, downloaded pics of mountains and pools and a couple of shirts added to the wishlist have replaced all what could have been outings pictures and college days memories. I manage to find a funny tiktok I made in the beginning of April expressing boredom, I laugh and think boy that was too early. Which adds to why I must be patient now. It seems like I'm saving my breakdown for a tougher day and how insanely sane this now sounds but We have no idea when this will end and patience strengthens your threshold, creates the capacity that could take up more, hopefully enough I pray, hopefully without having to reach the point where it's too much and cracks start to appear because I overloaded that capacity, shaped it into what it really is not.

It does not take more than one step into any social media platform to see something troubling. The first, last and every post in between on my timeline are covid related. One way or another. You put aside the memes, that are barely funny anymore because you really can't laugh amidst all that is happening. You put away the daily updates and there they are. Cries for help. A man is looking for a hospital for his mother in law. A colleague just tested positive. Girls asking for places where they could test for covid. A dear professor is in the ICU. Friends of friends. Someone just died. People I know. People I don't know.

It is all too much.

I agree with myself that today is not the day I lose it. I manage to think that this will be over and when it does these will all be memories. The zoom meetings will be memories. But now a new lecture starts. A doctor just lost his sight, I flinch at good morning. We have five more lectures before this book is finished, our professor says. I am interrupted with images of that woman hyperventilating, with an oxygen mask on, telling people to take this seriously. I am putting a new study schedule. I can not sleep because I have nightmares of what could be. Possibilities is such a scary word. I now see that. I am asked to do everything I can to graduate. My brain is in two places at once. More than two places actually. It is chaotic. I am not used to doing more than one thing. I want to graduate.

Confession: And I do not want to die.

I agree with myself that today is not the day I cry. I try to empathetic with myself. I practice the art of ignoring. I tell myself we ain't focusing on the loneliness, the suffocation, the creeping worries today. I practice forgiveness for all the times the outside world was too much before this. I tell myself it is fine that I miss a world I wasn't comfortable with perhaps a couple of months ago, for maybe a couple of months. I practice optimism. I tell myself I remember my intentions for a better senior year. I remember the desire to want it to be unforgettable *though what is more unforgettable than this, bright side, no!*. But I remember the good ways, the good plans, the couple more hours I chose to spend with a friend instead of going home because I thought that's what will matter and boy was I right. I practice hope. But there isn't much to say when there is this much fear. The only hope you can have is in waiting. Just waiting.

It feels surreal, empathy teaches me, because add to everyone's usual struggles what is happening and you can only accept their feelings. No matter how angry or depressed.

And it feels surreal, empathy teaches me, because when the world's crisis stands next to one's own, it seems like there is so much unexplained unity. Like everyone can now relate to everyone. And pain is a universal language. And what is from there. I wonder. It could be more hate for an unfair world. Could be more unfixable trauma. Could be more anxiety and judgements. And it could be kindness and an arm you stretch over every stranger's shoulder and every friend you once had a fight with and every person you can only miss and feel nothing but genuine care because deep down we are all losing to this.

Deep down we are all tasting some sourness from life right now.

I agree with myself that today is not the day I disbelieve. And I say when this is over every one's life will only be his, with its losses and fears and heartache but today we share this test together. Here and there. In hospitals and online classrooms and renewed balconies since we're staying in longer and our friends' bedroom curtains that we now know their colours just as the colours of their eyes and cities I can not even name and rooms locked on its elderly because of fear. And like it or not, it is making us closer. Perhaps, making it easier.

Because if you can survive this, if you need and want to survive this then yes, my god yes, so do I and with only this I agree with myself that today maybe we fight.

0 notes

orthographewrites · 6 years

Note

who in your (br)otp (? idfk): robin and marius >.>

WHO IN YOUR (BR)OTP:

drives when they go on road trips? do they switch at the halfway point? does one drive there and the other drive back?

As far as I’m aware neither of them have a driver’s license so I think they’d stick to the good old train and bus.

looks over the menu for fifteen minutes before ordering the same thing they order EVERYWHERE they go? does the other half of your ship get annoyed by this, or do they find it endearing?

Marius, because Robin would keep dragging him to all these odd places with dishes he has never heard about and???

is afraid of rollercoasters? does the other half of your ship try and convince them to face the fear, or do they take a softer approach and not push them at all?

Marius would be the one scared and well… :)

shows up at home with a dog unannounced despite the fact they’ve already got three/four/however many pets?

Robin can’t have pet due to his career but he would totes be the one to show up with one. (like do u have problems with ADOPTING marius hmmm)

demands that they do date night? does the other person complain or do they go with it just to see the excited look on their partners face?

Robin is the one to constantly suggest dates, he thinks they’re cozy. Marius doesn’t agree but go along to make him happy.

is the clumsy one whose always tripping up flights of stairs or over their own feet? does it stress the other half of your ship out or do they find it hilarious?

Robin is the clumsy one, Marius will never stop having heart attacks. (me: realises all my garrett characters are prone to be clumsy….. what)

picks the music when they’re in the car? does the other complain about their taste in music?

-pokes at 1-

insists on paying for everything when they’re out? do they fight about it?

Robin would, he has more money. Marius mopes.

is the one to quietly suggest they get high together for the first time? how does the other half of your ship react?

Quitely??? Robin would show up at Marius door with a blunt and ask if he wants to join in. Marius, although not the most innocent, would need some time to dwell.

is secretly terrified of horror movies and yet watches them all the time bc its something the other half of your ship loves?

I feel like Robin would be the one to be scared?? He’s so gullible and he’d get easily sucked in with the characters.

talks in their sleep? does their partner record it and call them out, or not tell them and keep it as a secret so they can keep enjoying it?

Marius would talk in his sleep, Robin would keep it as a secret until he’d one day blurt it out by accident.

brings up the conversation of marriage + babies? how does the conversation go?

Robin is far more on the line of that, hopeless romantic and all. It would be hard since then they’d have to find a way to balance it and…? Gosh.

has to pull the other back by their back of their sweater when they try and do something stupid in public?

….Marius

is more likely to pick the other up from the airport with an obnoxiously large cardboard sign? what does the sign say?

Robin!! It’d say “CUTIE ALERT!” :’)

tries to cook a meal and accidentally almost burns the house down?

rOOOOOOOOBIN!!!

deliberately makes a squeaky chair squeak until the other person flips out?

Robin :c he annoys Marius a lot how are they even together in any way or sense.

falls asleep no matter what position they’re in + needs to be carried to bed?

Marius, bc Robin is strong :’)

is the little spoon when they cuddle?

Marius!!

hates thunderstorms and needs to be comforted for the duration?

Neither.

brings the other breakfast in bed? is it a proper cooked breakfast - or just an old muffin?

Robin would try when he sleeps over but lmaoooo

convinces the other to go on a hike? do they love it, or are they absolutely miserable?

Robin!! Marius loves it I swear!

can never admit they’re wrong?

Robin >_> Marius… listen….

lets the dog sleep on the bed when the other isn’t paying attention?

Robin, if they’d have one.

uses emojis in replace of words? does it drive the other person insane?

Robin! Marius quits life.

who decorates their house? does the other come home and blink at all the pastel pink and force a smile despite how much they hate it?

ölkijuhyuiolj Robin again but he has no idea of how to do anything so Marius just turns around and leaves before he has to endure any more of this bs.

is more likely to get into a fight to defend the other?

Both would, but in different ways c:

is constantly spewing random facts about absolutely anything and everything? does it annoy the other person or do they find it all interesting?

Robin, he has seen more. Marius is always willing to hear him out, often a little jealous of all the things he gets to see and experience.

is the lovey dovey drunk?

Both B)

laughs at their own jokes? does the other laugh at the joke… or at their partner?

Robin omfggg Marius just stares into the camera like he’s on the office.

is competitive about EVERYTHING?

-inhales- Robin

apologises first when they have a fight?

Depends on why it started.

makes the other a flower crown? does the other wear it without complaint or beg not to be embarrassed?

Robin c’: Why would Marius ever deny!!

is more likely to put their fist through a wall when they’re angry?

Neither!

sends the other memes despite the fact they’re laying in bed next to each other?

Robin :c Marius gets up and leave

wears the others clothes the most?

Marius, esp if Robin is out travelling again and he forgets a shirt at Marius place

pranks the other on a near constant basis? how does the other react?

Neither is really a prankster

comes up with obnoxiously sappy pet names for the other just to watch them roll their eyes?

Robin ;)

forgets their anniversary?

Robin :c

is impulsive and makes big choices for them without stopping to think through what it all means?

I wonder!!!!!

writes cute messages for the other on the bathroom mirror when they have a shower?

Marius but then he proceed to feel sappy afterwards

has to do the dishes because the other gags any time they stick thier hands in the water?

Neither would gag but if anything Robin would have an easier time dealing with grosser stuff

jumps into the pool without testing the temperature, and who dips their toes in first?

1st Robin, 2nd Marius

tries to kill bugs in the house… and which one stops them and gets the bug out of the house alive and well?

1st Marius, 2nd Robin

can speak a second/third/forth language and uses it to annoy the other when they’re fighting?

Robin B)

says i love you first? does the other immediately say it back?

Robin says it all the time, even as just friends lmaooo. Marius joins in depending on his mood

wins when they arm wrestle?

Robin

gets caught singing some old, corny one direction song to themselves?

Marius, Robin doesn’t follow pop culture so he wouldn’t really care

is forever forcing the other to take selfies with them? does the other person complain every time?

Robin!! All the pics :’) Marius sometimes hides his face but ya know

shows up at the others house with chinese food + a six pack of beer when they’re having a bad day?

Robin, Marius has worse moods than he does

sends the cheesy good morning/night texts?

They take turns

suggests they send out a christmas card together? does the other go for it, or question when they turned into old people?

Robin! Marius is def to question

is a morning person and who pulls the covers up over their head and begs for five more minutes?

Robin is morning and Marius curses everyone who dare wake him up

is constantly insisting they won’t need a jacket before they go out… and then has to steal the others when they get cold?

Robin, he’s used to warmer weathers

is a smoker and has to deal with the other forever showing them gross photos to try and convince them to quit?

Marius e_e Party smoker but still!!

decides they need to go on a health binge and throws out all the sugary food in the house? how does the other react?

Robin, he wants to stay fit! Marius throws him out for a jog and tell him to come back when he’s ready to accept the sugar back into his life

holds all the important documents when they’re travelling? why?

Marius. Although Robin travels and only has like two bags of stuff he has managed to mess up his tickets more than once

hates flying? how does the other help them relax before/during/after a flight?

Neither

is more likely to suggest a lil fool around in the bathrooms at a club? how does the other react?

Robin omgg. Marius would agree to it after a few drinks

plans a night of boardgames for date night, and who plans a romantic dinner at a fancy restaurant?

Robin would do both. Marius dies inside

cries watching the news?

Robin :c he cant believe hes sitting there not doing anything

teases the other one for having a crush on them… despite the fact they’ve been dating for a year?

ROBIN!!!!

belives in aliens?

I dunno if any of them do??

is constantly leaving the lights on in every room in the house?

Marius, Robin turns them off after him

rocks the seat on the ferris wheel?

Robin, once he gets restless

is a terrible liar?

Marius

is always reading the other their star sign despite the fact they don’t believe in any of it?

Robin, bc it says Marius is gonna find his one true love today and they need to go hunt!!

who panics when mecury goes into retrograde?

Marius!

insists they watch documentaries to broaden their knowledge?

Robin

is constantly renovating part of their house but not finishing one thing before moving on to the next?

Robin, in between not having anything to do yikes

uses all the hot water?

Marius, Robin hates taking long showers and even then he’s fine showering in cold water

is the shower person? whose the bath person?

Both are shower

is most likely to be unfaithful?

Neiittherrererrrr

bonus questions:

what is your otps song?

Robin Stjernberg – You

do their families approve of the relationship? why/why not?

At least Marius’ uncle and aunt does and Robin’s dads c’: They are just happy they have someone that makes them happy ya know

whose friends do they hang out with more?

Marius, Robin doesn’t have that many friends haha.

what do they do on their first date? did they have a first date, or did they just sort of… start dating?

They sort of just started dating, seeing as their friendship already goes so far back. Robin eventually suggested they have a date and it was a casual dinner with some music and cute lightning.

what is their favorite way to spend the holidays? do they go to one of their families houses? or do they create their own tradition by staying in bed listening to christmas music and getting drunk?

The Stenmarks prefer to have the family gathered so I feel like they’d take turns going to Sweden and staying in Germany.

what do they name their dog? do the give it a super boring name like allen - or do they name it something like bubblegum princess?

Robin would name his dog Indy!

how do they handle emergencies? does one of them crack under the pressure - or do they bicker because they both need to be in control?

Robin is in control, he knows how to handle most things but Marius would panic.

how did they meet? were they immediately drawn to each other?

Pen pal project!! Started writing to one another when they were fourteen and things just went from there. Met the first time around when they were closing in on 30 yikes! Marius hated Robin at first but eased up over time and yeah, like them dating is a timeline on its own bc they’re cute either way c:

what do they fight about the most? how do they resolve their fights?

Robin’s stupidity and reckless behaviors. Sometimes it becomes too much for Marius and he won’t back down until Robin apologises.

#i did it!!! sophia i did it!!!#-dies-#brotp: dumb and dumber #ship: perhaps what you crave has been with you all along

5 notes · View notes

bxebxee · 7 years

Note

Surprise! Your bias asked you out on a date! The only thing is, he wants you to match 6 of your mutuals with the rest of bts for a group date. @ the mutuals you're choosing for each member (not your bias) and explain why you chose them.

If you thought I was going to half ass this question, you’re Wrong! (Yoongi x Me? Um, yes?! Also, Thank you for sending this question! It was a lot of fun to write during my breaks!!! Apologies in advance for how corny this is!)

A group date is just a Fundamentally Uncomfortable Concept for Yoongi, but let’s say he’s contractually obligated (or something) to get the rest of his group members all hooked up with my tumblr dot com mutuals. Maybe I’ve won a contest or something.

Namjoon: @sugaredmarbles / @joondaily - Leesha

Finding a date for Namjoon is the easiest. I’d show Yoongi a picture of Leesha and he’d probably want to date her himself.

“She’s a student?” he’d ask with an incredulous voice because Leesha looks like a model. She’s certainly got the height and face for it!

On a separate note, Leesha is probably one of the kindest people I’ve met here. And I don’t mean simply nice, even though Leesha is very much nice. She has your best interests at heart, and when she’s friends with you, she’s There For You. I just think Namjoon would really hit it off with Leesha right from date number one because she’s smart and hot and INTERESTING. They’d probably talk for hours sharing cool stories.

And Then! She’d be all “text me when you’re home” to Namjoon because the date ended late and he doesn’t drive. He’s getting picked up by managers or something so it’s not like he’s in danger, but for leesha the caring sentiment just comes out. He’d feel all warm inside because it’s kind of nice being the one being taken care of for once.

Seokjin: @versigny – mrs. kappy

I will forever say that Seokjin is the funniest one in BTS. Like the dad jokes are basically meta for him because he’s funny without meaning to be, and they’re more like self-deprecating and/or self-aware inside jokes.

Anyway, I just want Kappy to spend a night laughing her ass off until he kisses her cheek or something. I know it may seem “out of character” and completely out of left field, but remember how in Hello Counselor he told that girl to be nice to her dad so that he gave her an air kiss? Yeah. That was the E for Everybody version.

Honestly, with Kappy being Kappy and Seokjin being Seokjin… they go for the dick jokes relatively early on in the evening for icebreakers, and it’s Quite good. And he’d be so very impressed by her stash of dirty jokes that he jokingly tells her to stop stealing his thunder or else he’d kiss her.

“Fucking do it!” - Kappy (The missus does not back down lol)

Anyway, there’s a 37% chance they cut out of the group date early because of Reasons.

Hoseok: @hopefullycoups – mvp

“Do you think Hoseok would like older girls?” I’d ask Yoongi, and he’d shrug because he’s more interested in getting the Group Date over with. But it’s kind of a rhetorical question because MVP would physically kill me if I didn’t invite her. Not that I’d actually be a loser bum and do that!

MVP would show up with her two-hour full face, pastel pink hair, and new clothes she got from the Opening Ceremony sample sale, and Hoseok would probably bust a heart nut. Because Wow. MVP is also fun and amazing to be around because not a single moment goes by where you’re bored. She’s so OPEN about sharing happiness, and Hoseok deserves to be the happiest man ever.

They take a selfie together and then three months later she’s a stylist. (You lucky, fashionable btch.)

Jimin: @94hixtape – Lu

SurprisE! I would tell Lu to wear that black dress with those sexy mary jane type shoes for the date because Jimin is into this style according to that one interview he did in the past. (idk where it is) And he probably hates me just the smallest, tiniest bit because Lu would be around his height with heels.

Lu is so COOL and FUN, and literally Jimin would care 0% about the heels and height.

Anyway, she mentions in passing that the next time they’re around her area, they should stop by. Months later on twitter, you see BTS filming some special and they lounge about a rooftop pool as they hang out with Lu. Her face is blurred though to protect her identity. (I’m jealous wow)

Taehyung: @thesaladbar – doctor gorgeous

“Taehyung’s not really looking to date right now,” Yoongi might mention. And maybe he’s right. Maybe Taehyung is looking forward to enjoying his single 20s. I really don’t give a shit.

Doctor Gorgeous shows up in comfortable clothes and clear skin, sunglasses perched atop her head even though the sun has long since gone down. “It’s part of the outfit,” she says. “It’s a concept.”

Taehyung and DG are a little bit intimidated by each other because of their mutual good looks and symmetrical faces. There’s a lot of fiddling with phones because they’re still cautious about How To Approach A Ten even though they’re both elevens. Once the initial shock dies down, Taehyung and DG would have so much fun because DG is probably one of the chillest people I know. They’d be the earphone couple of the group date while they take turns sharing music recs in their own world.

Jungkook: @1honeypot – nanami (was there anyone else??????????)

I think Nanami would bring Jungkook out of his shell. He’s interesting because a lot of people consistently call him shy unless he’s around the rest of the members. We’ve seen how rambunctious he gets when the mood is right, so it’s really a matter of how he chooses to open himself up to other people.

“She’s short,” Yoongi would say regarding my pick, but then I’d just remind him that so is he! The Nerve!

Nanami is an incredibly considerate and thoughtful person. She’s always thinking of others over herself, and makes sure to respect people’s boundaries. Not that she’d baby Jungkook at all! I think once Jungkook is comfortable they’d really hit it off because she has that type of humor that Feels Good and Natural.

They’re That couple on the group date – not holding hands just yet but they might as well be with all that Sexual Tension doing it’s good work.

In the guise of sending her memes, Jungkook gets her number. L O L

#answered #favorite

65 notes · View notes

autumn-in-phandom · 7 years

Text

“Did Dan get TOO TAN?”

(Sept 19th 2017 Dan liveshow timestamps)

0:03 After an awkward pause and salute: “Hello cyber friends” (instant regret and reflection)

0:29 (Dear god, don’t grab your laptop by the screen like that Dan.)

0:44 Grimace #1

1:06 No Dan, you do not look *atol* different. That tweet, title and pic are all just clickbait.

1:10 (Bronze my ass.)

1:19 Hitting us with that meme.

1:25 (Didn’t need to be in your face thanks. Teasing angles?)

1:36 “Never say Trumpy ever again, in any circumstance.”

1:45 Lovely pores and freckles.

2:00 Obviously everyone subscribes to YouTubers for their freckle content.

2:30 Livestreams are “a mistake” because of the chat clinging on to one thing and spamming it.

2:40 No probing or questioning at airport, big grin.

3:01 “The broadband is terrible but the 4G is great.” Okay…

3:17 “The toasty Dan experience”, orangish filter.

3:26 Double rhyme: “I guess that’s a rhyme, yeah that’s fine” (okay it’s a slant rhyme)

3:47 “Buttered crumpet Daniel.”

4:02 “Went to an island in the Mediterranean.” (This is exactly the answer I expected and quite frankly the only one he should give.)

4:09 “Literally did nothing for about six days, it was great.”

4:15 ‘I am Pilgrim’ book recommended by his mum.

4:30 Tricked into reading 900 page book.

5:00 Holiday was incredibly relaxing.

5:10 “Ordeal” getting there, delayed flight, three hours “traumatizing”

5:22 “Haha long boye” “literally, shins driving into my chest, bleeding” alright hyperbolic humor Dan. “Tough.”

5:38 “Violated” on flight by guy’s elbows, “no respect for personal space”, “fully leaning into me”, “didn’t even care”, “honestly an icon for all of us.” (Was it Phil?)

6:03 3 am, old driver, mini bus, cliff roads, did pre-ritual preparing for death.

7:00 “So much yogurt”, doesn’t know why.

7:05 “Assaggetti” tweet, we can shame him, “has the worst sense of humor in the world”, check it out and unsubscribe, doesn’t remember the language (Italian), apologizes, “constantly problematic”.

7:55 “Got that D from the S up above” (vitamin D, or Phil…)

8:16 Phil came on the holiday in case anyone didn’t know.

8:18 “He went from like glass to pale ivory, which is good”, “Phil is someome who erupts in freckles whenever he goes outside, so it’s hard to tell if he tans or if your eyes are just kinda like drawing the dots between the space all the freckles are, if you know what I’m saying.” (Wow, I… I’d like to think you mean what I know, but I’m not sure. Wow.)

8:37 Someone in the chat: “Nice Ursa Major on that cheek boy”. Turn, pose, laugh.

8:41 “The Bigger Dipper of my self esteem.”

8:53 Good day: watched Bake Off and answered emails, “thrilling”.

9:13 Tumblr likes, fan art, “beautiful to celebrate the great people.”

9:43 “The internet is not here”, laughs, sighs, apologizes.

9:55 Some peer pressure advice.

10:25 Had to check what his video title is.

10:35 I don’t know why he bothers to ask if we watched either.

10:55 Accept that he does things by his British calendar.

11:11 Why he didn’t he talk about uni stories when it was happening. Ashamed? Yeah, processing turmoil at the time.

11:55 Now shares traumatizing, terrifying, shameful, embarrassing stories straight away.

12:15 Rowing club guy AU… (not what I was thinking)

12:46 Laundry story: Phil was nice, Dan didn’t ask, *literally* ordered a cab, turned up with suitcase, Phil assumed he dropped out and was moving in, “I’ve had a day and I’m going to wash my socks in your washing machine.”

13:13 “If you struggle to function as a person-” (I really wish he had finished this sentence)

13:15 Asda sponsor for crying in the cheese aisle?

13:23 Pasta burn shaming (were you just never in the kitchen with your mum Dan?)

13:36 Dropping laptop so much recently.

14:00 Never taught cooking, laundry, accounting.

14:18 “No one told me shit!” (in Dan’s face again).

14:33 “What happens when I’m 23?! How do I do a tax?!”

14:54 It was ravioli (pretty sure the instructions mentioned water Dan…)

15:15 Thick as in stupid, not thicc fat booty.

15:30 “Look Fatima, we all have different life experiences, okay?” (lol)

15:36 “Ravioli ravioli, give me the death I deserveioli.” Relates.

15:45 Rihanna livestream, forehead fetishist? Wouldn’t mind if anyone leaves for that.

16:08 Not up on BTS, DNA.

16:33 Shames Eden for “let me see that pastussy” comment, “leave.”

16:45 “Love on the Brain”. He really loves Rihanna, amazing, blessing, doesn’t give a shit, casual, informal, etc. “Bitch Better Have My Money.”

17:25 Is sure BTS video with be “pure and beautiful”, expects “softly applied eyeshadow and very fluffy hair”, he’s sure he’ll enjoy.

17:38 Maybe new gaming video/livestream tomorrow.

17:45 Overcooked, ironic kitchen fire, foreshadowing.

18:08 Wasn’t sure if he should get into Chinese guy story again, but he has to.

18:13 Deep breath: “It was 4 am, I’d been you know, well hydrated that evening, but I decided I needed another drink” go into the kitchen, everyone else was asleep, guy had a whole chicken, with neck and feet, fine but surprising, tiniest pair of white y-fronts, hacked head off and made eye contact, just couldn’t, usually would awaken some kink in him…

19:39 Pool pic, shout out to friend, no consent, relaxing, absorbing sun like a lizard, *basking*, fell asleep, lucky it was a pool and he didn’t drift out to sea, sun stroke vid reference, “the bad tan”.

21:08 People saying “trying to be cute”, the double chins (really?!)

21:21 The least Dan-like photo.

21:33 Thought it would ruin his Instagram aesthetic.

22:10 Lack of other content: relaxing, reading,

22:24 Took a couple other photos, sunset selfie, “no one’s going to take a photo of me” (what the hell happened to your personal photographer?) but then people came (please post, please!)

23:40 Bake off is his life, “Noel Feilding is a national treasure”, caramel was torture while hungry, faves are Liam and not!Val (what did he whisper about Liam? Really wanted him to be…?)

24:30 *Maybe* Halloween Baking, they don’t think that far ahead about anything.

24:48 Phil’s role in Dan’s video, mugging scene took nine takes, afraid to punch him. Outtakes please!

26:03 (grimace #2) “Hello Grandma, my name is Daniel, I’m a wholesome person, that’s a very great influence”

26:16 Wachowski films

26:23 Dan floating in donut plushies would be very challenging.

26:33 Dan flips a bit at the idea that’s it’s weird to like people who don’t know who you are. Uses Ed Sheeran as example.

26:55 Scrolls past person who said they feel better when they have a dream about Dan and Phil.

27:17 Cared more about YouTube than university socializing and class, Pom Bear Massacre reference, made Tumblr account.

29:09 Chapped lips, season changed the moment he stepped off the plane.

29:42 “Okay Universe, I know I can be a bit of a downer, sometimes.”

29:51 Haley Barry Storm powers

30:08 Yes the furry blanket comes out, polyester, sad pimp, Marks & Spencer.

31:06 Ready for everything seasonal, autumnal Yankee Candle range, not haute, but fun themes.

31:31 Frisbee laptop across the room on to the bed, missed.

31:46 Candle haul, yes it is content we need right now!

32:26 Furry invasion on Splatoon, scaley, yiffing proposition, “this is a family game”, not shaming just concerned for kids, though it is hentai-esque…

33:27 Sonic: 2010 reminiscing, formatting of boxes.

34:04 Was stupid side kick, Phil being good, Dan trying to be helpful, actual just a cheerleader, Phil was disgusting, doesn’t know if Phil even knew what he was saying (of course he did).

34:38 Didn’t know uni vid was trending

34:52 Reflection (I think that’s the piano nook)

35:00 Weird because of swearing, someone at YT didn’t watch the vid, “Ah, keep doing that, don’t watch my videos, just know that I’m a good person…”

35:25 “I make great friendly content.” (grimace #3)

35:30 Explains why trending isn’t automatic. Yes, think of the children.

36:05 “But hey, I’m not bad, everything’s fine”.

36:45 “People of all genders do and don’t wear makeup”.

37:10 (I’m pretty sure that the no candles with birds is because of the fumes.)

37:25 What is with the nose touching when confirming Spooky Week? “Next video (nose touch) soon, don’t worry”…?

38:28 “Fans of everything are annoying, that’s just what happens when people are enthusiastic about stuff.”

39:19 Dan doesn’t get annoyed by different fandoms. Says more about the people being annoyed, part of their own insecurity, their lack of community, togetherness, celebration, shared experiences, jealous or sad, or maybe everyone just everyone’s annoying.

39:56 Dream Daddy: so dangerous saying Dilddy. Dan likes Damien, great taste, immaculate presentation, probably not Dilddy’s romantic soulmate.

40:31 Dan is in like ten fandoms (makes a face).

40:45 Chat: “Will Phil become a furry, what’s your fursona?” Dan: “Is it time to go?”

40:55 Has never thought about it, promises he’ll get on it soon, he knows what the internet wants from him.

41:31 Chat full of fursona suggestions. He’s going to start crying.

41:52 “A llama fucking hell.” “Look at the time.”

42:01 Going to go into a (not disturbing) hole later looking into axoltl fur suits.

42:24 Elf on a shelf meme, was going to post a Dan one, “old meme!” (Still don’t need to be up in your face Daniel.)

43:27 Really wants to go see IT, needs to see Mother.

44:04 Shut up! American Horror Story, makes him happy. Loves Sarah Paulson (is his life), feels represented by a lesbian with anxiety. Evan Peters is great, looks gross, or great depending.

45:25 His fursona should be a big bear, I agree. What a reaction.

45:46 Left comb on holiday, looks like a bush.

46:13 (grimace #4 at group chat names.)

46:20 “What is wrong with all of you?”

46:22 Glosses over diet ask. Indeed.

46:26 “Don’t call me Uncle Dan when we’re talking about fursonas.”

46:36 “If you live in Australia vote for marriage equality, we don’t need to have this conversation.” “Come on, come on Australia, sort your shit out.”

47:03 Going to “innocently Google things that are fine”.

47:22 “Me and Phil would love to come to Russia”.

47:27 Limitations of TATINOF.

47:44 Watch uni vid: “Don’t take it too seriously. Remember that most of the time I’m just trying to be funny, and if you ever want like my real feelings or opinions, just think about whatever the opposite of what I’m saying is, and that’s usually how to get to the sincere heart of whatever Dan’s talking about.”

48:13 “Stay calm, ask some senpais for some life advice and think carefully about what your fursona should be.”

#phan #dan liveshow #dan and phil #dan livestream #dnp timestamps

27 notes · View notes

childrenofslumber · 7 years

Note

auroracles for the ship meme??

◆ ◆ ( SEND ME A SHIP // @bornofthedawn )

WHO IN YOUR OTP;

drives when they go on road trips? do they switch at the halfway point? does one drive there and the other drive back? he drives. the entire time. if he’s tired, they’re stopping for the night.

looks over the menu for fifteen minutes before ordering the same thing they order EVERYWHERE they go? does the other half of your ship get annoyed by this, or do they find it endearing? aurora looks over the menu and he finds it endearing. most of the time xD

is more likely to get arrested? hercules. he probably has been but never booked.

is afraid of rollercoasters? does the other half of your ship try and convince them to face the fear, or do they take a softer approach and not push them at all? she’s afraid, he doesn’t push her.

shows up at home with a dog unannounced despite the fact they’ve already got three/four/however many pets? aurora. he doesn’t find that so endearing lol he doesn’t want to get evicted from their apartment.

demands that they do date night? does the other person complain or do they go with it just to see the excited look on their partners face? they both do and they love it.

is the clumsy one whose always tripping up flights of stairs or over their own feet? does it stress the other half of your ship out or do they find it hilarious? they both have clumsy moments and she stresses out, he tries not laugh while also being worried.

picks the music when they’re in the car? does the other complain about their taste in music? she picks the music. he’s mainly focused on driving to care lol he doesn’t hate her taste in music, it’s just not his?

insists on paying for everything when they’re out? do they fight about it? i feel like they take turns. but he beats her to the check most of the time?

is the one to quietly suggest they get high together for the first time? how does the other half of your ship react? neither.

is secretly terrified of horror movies and yet watches them all the time bc its something the other half of your ship loves? she does. and he knows she’s scared, that’s why he holds her closer and appreciates that she still watches them.

talks in their sleep? does their partner record it and call them out, or not tell them and keep it as a secret so they can keep enjoying it? he talks in his sleep. she recorded it but only to listen to it later bc it was cute. he doesn’t say coherent things, it’s more mumbling.

brings up the conversation of marriage + babies? how does the conversation go? she brought it up the first time. he was really uncomfortable considering his family’s marriage record. but they’re married now so the next few times didn’t go so bad. they haven’t talked about babies yet. they’re pretty young and his career is just taking off so he’s getting busy. plus herc is kinda weird about having kids too (he’s from a 12 siblings that all have strained af relationships with their parents + each other)

has to pull the other back by their back of their sweater when they try and do something stupid in public? hercules. he just picks her up.

is more likely to pick the other up from the airport with an obnoxiously large cardboard sign? what does the sign say? she picks him up and it says something in french that’s super cheesy and cute.

tries to cook a meal and accidentally almost burns the house down? aurora delacroix

deliberately makes a squeaky chair squeak until the other person flips out? aurora cause she wants attention.

falls asleep no matter what position they’re in + needs to be carried to bed? he can fall asleep anywhere but she just puts a blanket on him. he carries her to bed cause she wore herself out.

is the little spoon when they cuddle? her always.

hates thunderstorms and needs to be comforted for the duration? he comforts her.

brings the other breakfast in bed? is it a proper cooked breakfast - or just an old muffin? he brings her breakfast in bed and it’s properly cooked but simple for special occasions. he has brought her a cupcake in bed before.

convinces the other to go on a hike? do they love it, or are they absolutely miserable? he convinced her. she hated it. he had to carry her.

can never admit they’re wrong? neither.

lets the dog sleep on the bed when the other isn’t paying attention? aurora. he doesn’t care as long as sprinkles is on her side. he loves their fur baby but needs his sleep space.

uses emojis in replace of words? does it drive the other person insane? aurora and yes, he goes insane trying to figure out what she meant.

who decorates their house? does the other come home and blink at all the pastel pink and force a smile despite how much they hate it? he decorated his apartment then she moved in. he let her make changes and they both agree on them.

is more likely to get into a fight to defend the other? hercules and he definitely has.

is constantly spewing random facts about absolutely anything and everything? does it annoy the other person or do they find it all interesting? both? they think it’s cute.

is the lovey dovey drunk? both omg.

laughs at their own jokes? does the other laugh at the joke… or at their partner? they both laugh at their own jokes and the other laughs at both.

is competitive about EVERYTHING? hercules....

apologises first when they have a fight? both.

makes the other a flower crown? does the other wear it without complaint or beg not to be embarrassed? she made him one, he wore it without complaint.

is more likely to put their fist through a wall when they’re angry? hercules and he’s done this. not since she moved in though.

sends the other memes despite the fact they’re laying in bed next to each other? they send memes back and forth. #marriedlosers

wears the others clothes the most? she’s always stealing his clothes.

pranks the other on a near constant basis? how does the other react? not a constant basic but he’s been known to scare her. and then shower her with kisses after??

comes up with obnoxiously sappy pet names for the other just to watch them roll their eyes? she does.

forgets their anniversary? nEITHER

is impulsive and makes big choices for them without stopping to think through what it all means? aurora aurora aurora.

writes cute messages for the other on the bathroom mirror when they have a shower? she does and it’s cute af.

has to do the dishes because the other gags any time they stick thier hands in the water? he does.

jumps into the pool without testing the temperature, and who dips their toes in first? he jumps in (usually tackling her with him) and she dips her toe in.

tries to kill bugs in the house… and which one stops them and gets the bug out of the house alive and well? he tries to kill the bugs, she stops him.

can speak a second/third/forth language and uses it to annoy the other when they’re fighting? they’re both guilty of this? she speaks french and he speaks greek.

says i love you first? does the other immediately say it back?

wins when they arm wrestle? hercules lets her win.

gets caught singing some old, corny one direction song to themselves? rora.

is forever forcing the other to take selfies with them? does the other person complain every time? they both take selfies.

shows up at the others house with chinese food + a six pack of beer when they’re having a bad day? she probably did this before they moved in together.

sends the cheesy good morning/night texts? both.

can never admit that they were wrong? they both can admit they’re wrong, stubborn as they both are.

suggests they send out a christmas card together? does the other go for it, or question when they turned into old people? she suggests the christmas card. he goes for it but also wonders when they turned into old suburban people.

is a morning person and who pulls the covers up over their head and begs for five more minutes? depends on the day tbh.

is constantly insisting they won’t need a jacket before they go out… and then has to steal the others when they get cold? aurora. always aurora.

is a smoker and has to deal with the other forever showing them gross photos to try and convince them to quit? neither of them smoke. but herc used to do this to his brother, ares

decides they need to go on a health binge and throws out all the sugary food in the house? how does the other react? he already eats healthy enough for his job and she’s addicted to sugary stuff so this would never happen.

holds all the important documents when they’re travelling? why? she does cause herc is carrying their luggage

hates flying? how does the other help them relax before/during/after a flight? neither of them mind flying, they travel A LOT. she’s on her phone or reading on flights, he’s asleep or listening to music.

is more likely to suggest a lil fool around in the bathrooms at a club? how does the other react? hercules. she says no. then changes her mind.

plans a night of boardgames for date night, and who plans a romantic dinner at a fancy restaurant? both. they both do both.

cries watching the news? rora.

teases the other one for having a crush on them… despite the fact they’ve been dating for a year? herc.

belives in aliens? totally hercules.

is constantly leaving the lights on in every room in the house? aurora.

rocks the seat on the ferris wheel? neither omg.

is a terrible liar? *neon arrow pointing at rora*

is always reading the other their star sign despite the fact they don’t believe in any of it? aurora. he just stares blankly.

who panics when mecury goes into retrograde? also rora.

insists they watch documentaries to broaden their knowledge? hercules and he watches weird af documentaries like on egypt. when a boxer would need this knowledge? he doesn’t know.

is constantly renovating part of their house but not finishing one thing before moving on to the next? they don’t renovate lol they rent their home

uses all the hot water? hercules.

is the shower person? whose the bath person? he’s a shower person, she’s a bath person.

is most likely to be unfaithful? ew no.

bonus questions:

what is your otps song? my mind immediately went to “let him go” a cover of the passenger song.

do their families approve of the relationship? why/why not? hahahaha eh. herc doesn’t really talk to his family so their approval doesn’t matter either way. most of his siblings approve, the rest don’t care enough. her parents don’t like herc, idk why. probably the boxer thing? or his family name?

whose friends do they hang out with more? his? hers? i think it’s even.

what do they do on their first date? did they have a first date, or did they just sort of… start dating? he cooked her dinner and served it on the roof of his apartment building cause there was totally a meteor shower.

what is their favorite way to spend the holidays? do they go to one of their families houses? or do they create their own tradition by staying in bed listening to christmas music and getting drunk? staying in bed listening to christmas music, watching movies with their dog and eating.

what do they name their dog? do the give it a super boring name like allen - or do they name it something like bubblegum princess? their dog’s name is Sprinkles. Herc tried to name it Jimmies cause he’s from NY and that’s what they call Sprinkles and he didn’t want to out right name the dog Sprinkles BUT RORA WAS LIKE WTF IS THAT? and when he explained, she wouldn’t let go of sprinkles.

how do they handle emergencies? does one of them crack under the pressure - or do they bicker because they both need to be in control? he’s the level headed one in emergencies. she cracks.

how did they meet? were they immediately drawn to each other? they met in the forest in one verse, i guess they were immediately drawn to each other lol. in their modern/main verse, they met on the street and he was immediately like “whoaaa”

what do they fight about the most? how do they resolve their fights? they fight about their families and his job. he’s a boxer so he gets hurt and it stresses her out. they talk things out, nobody goes to bed angry and nobody leaves. it’s resolved with love and patience and understanding

#bornofthedawn #( *singing about coffee* ‣ ooc answers. )

2 notes · View notes