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volos-wish · 4 months
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If we can't have Spideypool in the MCU can we AT LEAST have Spideytorch PLEASE
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wayward-wren · 3 months
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I am thinking about. Jamie and the Second Doctor.
Because out of all the incarnations of the Doctor, Two is arguably the one who uses manipulation and disguises the most. He thrives on using people's intelligence against them, on tricking people, on bluffing and his bluffs working. He has a different disguise every story pretty much and is constantly playing some kind of role.
And then you look at Jamie, and some of Jamie's most front and center traits are his loyalty and his honesty (and protectiveness, but less applicable). Jamie is loyal to a fault and extremely trusting of the Doctor. He's honest and straightforward and deeply caring.
And Jamie is the one who sticks by the Second Doctor for as long as he physically can--and you'd look at those two characters, one who is manipulative and cunning, and one who is loyal to a fault, and you'd think the Doctor would easily be able to take advantage of Jamie, that Jamie would just be a tool for him but he's not, they're on equal footing. Jamie pulls the Doctor down and reminds him what being human is all about.
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layraket · 2 months
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THERE WAS AN UPDATE YOU KNOW THE DRILL SLEEPING BE DAMMED
theres so much going on jokes that i will deffinetly take advantage of theories of the meaning of things the goddamn art everything
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first of all apparently Malo Mart turned to a mega corporation???? well sorry twi no 60% of discount for you that sucks
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thats rough buddy
i cant take it seriously poor Four, look at that face
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thats the face of someone who will be grounded for some time after all this madness and is totally not happy about this
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Sky was waiting letters from Sun, maybe she couldn't write something for him? either way poor guy look at his sad face :( the heart makes it better
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baby? baby??? smol???? smol hylian???? tiny cute litol hylian????child????
ahhh Time dont just say yes and left it like that! i need to know!!!
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Twilight my man at this point you will be grounded dont test the old man's patience
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Time knows the dangers of excesive courage, yes it can keep you going and maybe make you win the battle, but can also kill you if youre not careful. This is what almost happened with Twilight, this almost might have happened to Time too
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He's scared that for this reckless courage he might loose his descendant, the one who brought hope to him and his wife to form a family and live happy
(also he saying this makes me think more about the posibility of Malon being pregnant, too much mistery please old man just tell me i will not say anithing ur secret is safe plweas)
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HERO'S SHADE HERO'S SHADE
not much to say here, it might be a wrong translation that im doing but hey! it reminds me that Twi already knows that Time is the Hero's shade but like. with flesh and eyes. alive.
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OKAY HERE I HAVE THINGS TO SAY
When Wild asks Twilight's face changes inmediately, he doesn't want to look down, he still feels the need to be strong in front of the younger heroes, worrying them is the last of his desires
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Four is not stupid, he notices the actual mood of Twi and ask again, but with different words. It looks like it really made Twi reconsider things
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doesn't exactly talks what was having him a little down moments ago, but at least it seems to calm them, again, they shouldn't be worried after what happened
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Twi for hylia who were you thinking he was talking about????
no really i have that question who was he thinking that was asking for him?????
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"who kicked the fuck out of that bad lizard??? who did that???? yes you did!! you did it amazing!!! im so proud my beautiful exterminator of dumb lizards!!!"
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HE JUST
FUCKING ROLLS
YEAHHH WIND FLIP
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Hyrule 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💛💛💛💛💛✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
hes so badass jumping off heck yeah stairs are dumb
also Wind thats a cool move you too legend jumping and rolling are so cool love you guys
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Wars dont ruin the fun nono guys keep doing it i'll even give you chips if you do that
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oh they really think that Wars is broke and has no money alright
im glad that this bit kept going i love the boys teasing each other (Lege and Wars specially)
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hey listen
listen
i dont want to ruin it
but
it would be funny
just
just listen
would be very funny that
it just
breaks
hey it would be funny cmon
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andddd theyre off!
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Hyrule learns from watching, from the actions and movements that he sees in the enemy, and uses it to make a plan to attack, learn patterns and be ready for anything
yep hes gonna play an important role in the next arc i have a feeling
now buildings art aprecciation cuz holy shit theyre so pretty
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gorgeous
fantastic work i feel blessed
(all art credits obv goes to @linkeduniverse ! )
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dear-ao3 · 1 year
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Music recs?
yes!
as someone w awful taste in music, heres some stuff of mixed genre:
chimera by o. children (or ruins...or i know you love me)
anything. like. every song by tears for fears.
brother by gerard way
literally any my chemical romance song
trees and flowers by strawberry switchblade. since yesterday is also really good too!!
kill the lights by the birthday massacre
i dont care by vira
evil by interpol
kiss me girl (the entire album its on as well) by hands off gretel
EVERY SONG BY THE AMAZING DEVIL. LITERALLY ALL OF THEM.
the album foxlore by the crane wives
i saw blu eye extinction last night, and all the stuff they performed was fantastic- not sure of the name of the songs, but highly reccomend
anything with george clinton fucks so hard.
invisible by mononeon
my nightmare by get scared
shes my collar by gorillaz
about a girl by nirvana
just listen to the mtv live nirvana album its life changing
true faith by new order
anything by the cure. like. literally every song
again, anything by beyonce.
avalon by $uicideboy$-entire album is fantastic
yerushalayim sung by none other than the miami boys choir. its so good
if youre into musical: check out a gentlemans guide to love and murder
listen to prokofiev's romeo and juliet- for the ballet romeo and juliet
highly reccommend max richter's four seasons
HOPE THIS HELPS IK MY TASTE SUCKS
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monochromer0ses · 9 months
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corruption
himeko, march 7th, stelle x gn reader
warnings: foursome, gn reader with a cock, corruption, mommy kink (himeko) cock warming (himeko) spit kink (march) choking (march) belly bulge (stelle) degradation (stelle)
notes: first one shot!! lets gooooo! i think this time around ill be a lot more motivated, at least i hope so lmao. anyways hope everybody enjoys
himeko felt ashamed. ashamed for the way her heart sped up whenever you simply kissed her in front of stelle and march. how uncomfortable her underwear suddenly felt when march had accidentally walked in on you and her.
(it was embarrassing for the simple fact that you were only kissing (again))
and she felt ashamed for how unbelievably wet she always seemed to get from the thought of corrupting the innocent minds of the two younger women.
himeko seemed to not realize one thing though. that of course you would notice. you're her significant other, it would be worrisome if you didn't.
at first you were surprised. who wouldn't be? but then you decided to play around with it. whether it be by whispering in himeko's ear while you pound into her about how hot it would be for stelle and march to get down on their knees for her, or to kiss her a little longer, a little hotter while in front of the two.
the latter you know will never fail to get her completely soaked.
and so comes a lucky day when everyone else on the express is out exploring, you finally have a chance to help himeko act on her dirty fantasies(and perhaps your own as well).
you dont quite remember how you did it, but here you are now with all four of you completely naked, with march lightly kissing up your cock, and stelle hesitantly licking at himekos nipple.
march seems to know what she's doing albeit a bit embarrassed, while stelle has no clue. which is fine. that's exactly what himeko wants.
"there you go honey just like that~ what a good girl you are," himeko coos, the shame flying away the second stelle and march's lips hit their respective places.
you chuckle a bit as you run your fingers through march's hair. "i bet you two are gonna love this as much as mommy does right?" the name hits himeko just right as she moans softly, cradling stelle's head closer to her chest, heat spreading through her.
"h-how about we do something more fun my babies?" himeko blushes brightly, her confidence from the name making her want to rush, want to feel the fantastic feeling of release.
stelle releases her nipple with a small pop, looking up at himeko with confusion.
it all goes by both too fast and unbelievably slow, like it couldn't end and yet was over already.
stelle's a quick learner, eating himeko out so well that himeko has a trail of drool slowly leaking out the side of her mouth. and march seems to have learned that licking up anything that leaks is a good way of preventing a mess.
you want himeko to be fucked. you want her to be fucked so hard she doesn't know how to speak coherently. and stelle and march achieve that.
himeko is completely out of it after around four orgasms. usually she wants to go further but each of them were harder and longer than the last. the first from stelles mouth while kissing march, the second riding marchs thigh while stelle got obsessed with sucking and biting around and on her breasts.
the third she was cock warming you while they both did their best to clean her up. which turned out to be for naught as juices continued flowing down your cock.
her final orgasm came from you thrusting into her while march and stelle each took a breast, nipping at the skin above, squeezing a nipple and then gently lapping at it. while it was simple, it made himeko cum the hardest out of the night, feeling each part of her body she loved the most to be played with, getting toyed with by the people she loved the most.
and what came next surely made himeko mad she was already tired out.
you fucking stelle and march. a hand gripping around marchs throat as she opened wide for the slow dribble of spit coming from stelle. flicking her clit everytime her attention was driven away by himeko or stelle. march especially loved when you stuck your thumb into her mouth, grumbling about how loud she was getting.
stelle loved when you hugged her from behind, arms wrapping tight around her torso and stomach to ensure she didnt fall forward, cock going so deep you both could see the slight bulge moving up and down with each thrust. her favorite though was when you called her a slut, for taking your cock so well for a virgin.
your whisper of, "i bet you would love if i took you to belebog and fucked you in front of your little friends down there wouldnt you?" had stelle instantly cumming, screams of "yes please!" and "fuck me!"
and if stelle and march had officially been corrupted into loving taking your cock and sucking himekos tits? well mission accomplished.
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chaos-of-the-endless · 4 months
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A little fic request for @6-paris-6 that they asked for a million years ago. I'm a bad, bad writer!
I also love how Ian just ~talks until they feel like they've solved the problem. I get it. I really do. We try. lol
The Dragon Will Heal us.
Ians personal phone was ringing... at work. Everyone that they knew from the outside, which was the subtotal of about four people collectively, all knew that ringing them at work was not an option, unless death was on the horizon.
The buzzing was set to only get all the more intense in their pocket the longer it rang for. "Give me.... Three seconds... I've just gotta....." They were typing that last piece of code into Ziggy furiously before hitting the enter key and grabbing for their phone and answering it without even looking
"Someone better be dying." Their dark humor was something only the person on the other end of the phone would get.
"SOS" The persons breathless, pre-hyperventilating voice on the other end said. Oh.
"Give me ten minutes.. Meet me at Give me coffee, kay?" ... The code word they'd both divised for a certain kind of awful day, and the name of the coffee shop just ten minutes from their appartment. Save our soul, and Give me coffee or Give me death.
Having fantastic work colleagues that were also 99% of your friends group as a whole meant that leaving their genius friend Jen in charge of their very own rebooted creation wasn't a worry at all... They also knew she would find a great way to explain to the others why they'd rushed out the door with their coat half on and their bag slung over their shoulder.
"Twelve minutes. Holy shit. Two minutes over the ETA. I'm getting better. It used to be an hour." They laughed as they sat down opposite their partner who already had their hands wrapped around their coffee mug, their eyes puffy and, fuck, yeah, there wasn't much left of that spark they had before leaving on the Friday before New Year.
"I missed spending the new year with someone I love, to spend time with family that don't even respect me enough to..." They trailed off as Ian reached over the table and pealed their hand from that cup to hold in theirs.
"Hey... Honey... It's okay... We're gonna have ~so many more new years together... Maybe the Luna new year is our celebration this year.. y'know, it's the year of the mighty dragon." They smiled softly. All they wanted on this earth was to solve the problems of their loved ones and would do about anything to do exactly that.
"I.... "
"I know..."
"I don't understand.. well, I kinda do, I know it's not easy for people to change their whole vocabulary towards someone they've known their whole life but.. The ones that aren't actively throwing insults at my entire self across the dinner table are doing something even more hurtful... They don't even ~try. I think... I think that might be worse, you know?"
"I do know." While Ian always had a supportive family, they'd encountered more than one friend that they treated as family do exactly the same thing as what they where describing.
"I've tried to condone it to myself as 'I dont need them to validate me, this is a personal journey that isn't based on others' but.... Maybe it is? Does that make what i'm feeling not legitimate in some way?"
"No, not at all. It's a journey that ~is based very much on the language others use towards you. You're not looking for anything remarkable, just... The same respect everyone else takes for granted. To be acknowledged for who you are. It's.... it's so out of our control, it's frustrating at times. You lay your heart and soul out for them to see when you tell them, come out the them.. It's like you show them a part of yourself that you're not even fully done understanding yourself and they just.... Yeah.. long way of saying that I get it." They let out a soft sigh and took a sip from their own coffee, leaving a red lip stain around the papery take out cup. "Come on, lets.... go for a walk. Clear our heads. Bring your coffee." They nodded as they slipped their coat on and moved to take their lovers hand.
Nestling their arm between theirs, they headed in the general direction of.... Nowhere in particular. They took a breath. Their partners silence made them sad, talking was absolutely both their thing.
"All you can do is surround yourself with people that do understand, so those moments you go back and spend time with the ones that don't, you'll eventually have the confidence to polietly correct them. You should come to a quiz night with the team.. Watch us get every square inch of our ass kicked by some sassily named opposition..."
"I know how competeitve you get." They laughed, for the first time that whole week " - but wouldn't it be... Breaching some kinda govenment law for an outsider to be there?"
"You're my plus one. Everyone has one on the team now. It's fashionable to have a partner at home that gets you through the mental and physical torture of losing your best friend to what is, essentially, a time machine. Very en vogue." They smiled brightly over at them and shook their hand, slowing the walk to a stop to turn to face them.
"People like to ignore or judge what they don't understand... Some people come round to the understanding of a blindly new concept that not everyones the same" They rolled their eyes with a chuckle "Some never do. But there will always be a support network here for you... whether we're friends or lovers or... we'll be here. Figuring yourself out is... Far beyond any of the stuff that floats inbetween it all. You're my lover.... You're my best friend first and foremost... That will never change."
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memecucker · 1 year
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I read that the Velma cartoon was originally an original series but WB needed something new from the Scooby-Doo IP, so I think the real purpose is some sort of copyright law exception
That wouldn’t be the reason considering Warner Bros owns the IP and its not exactly getting close to slipping into public domain. The actual reason is almost certainly someone at HBO after they had gutted their original animation programs going “Hmm, a Scooby Doo adult comedy show would be more financially viable than just “Mindy Kailing is making an adult animated comedy about mystery solving teens!”“
Also its a misconception that companies are making remakes or reboots or just reusing IPs all the time out of copyright concerns like all the people saying thats why Disney has been remaking stuff from the 90s dont know what theyre talking about. That happens when a someone licenses an IP from its holder but hasnt done anything with it and these licenses usually have terms and conditions about when they expire with the expiration happening sooner if nothing has actually been made with the IP.
  The most famous example is the 1994 unreleased Fantastic Four movie which was created purely so as to avoid letting the option expire and has a wild story behind it but another funny one is the little known 1967 adaptation of The Hobbit which basically has nothing to do with the Hobbit but has a funny story behind it
Producer William L. Snyder of Rembrandt Films had the film rights to Tolkien's work from 1964 to 1967, and intended to make a feature-length animated film of The Hobbit, working with Deitch as animator and Bill Bernal as writer. A proposed deal with 20th Century-Fox fell through, so Snyder asked Deitch to make a 12-minute version, quickly and cheaply.[5]
The short is only slightly animated; it consists mostly of camera movements over still pictures, with some cut-outs moving on the screen.[1] Rushing through production, Snyder "premiered" the film on June 30, 1967 — the last day before his film rights would expire. He paid people a dime to give back to him, and then come and watch the film in a small Manhattan projection room. He had them sign statements that they had paid to see a Hobbit film, which allowed Snyder to retain the film rights. He then sold the rights back to Tolkien for approximately $100,000.[5]
The film remained unknown to Tolkien fans until 2012, when Deitch posted on his blog about the film's history. He stated that the film had been produced and released in 1966, but subsequent document discoveries confirmed that this in fact happened in 1967.[1]
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nerves-nebula · 11 months
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holy
holdy shit
i have a ton of things i want to say so sorry this gets super rambly lmao talking coherently is hard for some reason
anyway! first of all i wanted to say how much i love your characterization? you create such believable and complex characters in a way that i havent really seen before, much less in an au about four ninja turtles. its fantastic, superb, amazing, 10/10 would reread everything you have under this tag again.
(uh tw for this next part? i get a tad tmi so :/)
second of all: woah
your au deliciously reminds me of my childhood in a way that hurts but like in a good way??? like idk why but it especially reminds me of this one childhood memory that i had (which i like to think happened to one of the turtles as well) where i just. had to beg my stepmother for attention, days on end, until she finally sat down and read me a book??? like,,idk one turtle tot will be like "father, read to me" and splinter would do it but not bc he's like a decent person or anything but because hes like "this is what good parents do"
maybe im just projecting lol
third! how do you feel about fanart? I know you've reblogged a lot but idk if your stance has changed on that recently or whatever :/ i dont wanna cross boundaries
thats all! i hope you have a good morning/day/night :3 take care of urself you are so cool and awesome and such an inspiration you got me out of a three month drawing slump so props to you ig *raises glass of chocolate milk*
k thats it fr this time byeee :3
first of all, thank you! i'm flattered.
second, splinter doing things because its "what a good parent would do" and not because he cares its like, one of the first things i ever said about him i think. also you had way more balls that i did as a kid, cause i would just get sad and grumpy about not getting attention but most of the time id be too scared to bother my mom about it cause i was worried she'd yell at me haha. anyway yeah, vibes.
thirdly, i appreciate fanart for sure.
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thealmightyemprex · 1 year
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Early live action adaptations of Marvel Super villains
So we all know about the big and small screen marvel villains:Your Tom Hiddleston as Lokis ,your Ian Mckellens as Magnetos, your Willem Dafoe Green Goblins....I wanted to see who were the earliest Marvel villains adapted into live action .
Some of these I have seen some I havent .
Rule-
1.Live action villains only
2.Cutoff is 1999,only 20th century baddies here
3.Only villains from the comics ....Though I do have two honurable mentions
Jessica Walter as Morgan Le Fey-Doctor Strange (Still havent seen this but yeah turns out she is the first live action version of a marvel super villain)
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John Rhyse Davies as Kingpin -TRial of the Incredible Hulk (A good Kingpin ,goes more for the mastermind side but lacking the imposingness of later versions.Not my favorite Kingpin but John Rhyse Davis is a magnificent actor )
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Scott Paulin as Red Skull -Captain America (SCott Paulin is great here ,he is a menacing presence and I love his initial design.....Let down by the "Plastic surgery look" he has the ret of the film,also cause the film is bad )
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Joseph Culp as Doctor Doom -Fantastic Four (DEspite the fact his voice is muffled alot so its hard to understand him,I like how faithful the costume ,I dig the grand gesturing and I love how jovial he is ,hes always laughing bout something ,I think he is my fave of the early Marvel movie villains )
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Sandra Hess as Andrea Von Strucker /VIper(Combined into one character ),and Peter Haworth as Arnim Zola -Nick Fury (Apparently Baron Von Strucker and Wener Von Stucker are in it too but I couldnt find images.Also I've never finished this movie )
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Stephen Dorff as DEacon Frost -Blade (DOnt know anything bout his comic counterpart......But I love the movie version of this guy.Love this asshole )
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And in the "I dont know if this counts "honourable mentions
Brian Thompson as Kabal/Baron Mordo -Doctor Mordrid (SO I have heard from various sources this was either going to be a Doctor Strange movie OR it was inspired by Doctor Strange,either way ,Kabal is a clear stand in for Baron Mordo .Either way film is pretty fun and Brian Thompson is a fun villain )
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Ian Trigger as the Jeweler/Mole Man-Fantastic Four (This I know for a fact was supposed to be the Mole Man.....But Marvel wouldnt let them use the Mole Man ,so they just called him something else .I do like Ian Triggers performjance,but I feel like they shouldve cut him out OR made him the main villain )
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I might do this for 20th century villain DC villains,I dunno this was fun
Do any of you have thoughts on these early Marvel Movie villains?Feel free to share your thoughts
@ariel-seagull-wings @theancientvaleofsoulmaking@princesssarisa @the-blue-fairie @amalthea9 @angelixgutz @goodanswerfoxmonster @themousefromfantasyland @filmcityworld1
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kiddokori · 10 months
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but you're so right about everything with totk. you put it in words so well 😭 idk if you found memory 9, so i won't spoil anything, but it was SO GOOFY look up gmod smile after you watch it and explode instantly. loftwings would've made the game infinity better, like skeleehorses can go over gloom (such a silly name btw) and horses are always great, but there's nothing to ride in the sky??? missed oppurtunity imo. i basically play with no tech becuase i hate using it 😔 i have much to say on this game and sadly most of it around the plot isn't thatg nice
SKELEHORSES CAN GO OVER GLOOM??????
but no yeah i dont enjoy the tech lol. i think modern tech in fantasy is a slippery slope from “woah cool its so interesting how this fantastical society developed things we never couldve thought of” to “this isnt even fantasy its just sci-fi with medieval paint slapped over it” thats what botw vs. totk is to me. we went from giant magical mechs and tech that felt more like sentient creatures to a straight up four wheeler. also its just clunky. to me. vexes me.
i am playing it very slowly for several reasons so im not far im only two memories in (trying to do them in order) lol but im not impressed by the writing either again ive only beat the rito “dungeon” idk what to call it. it was fine. really felt like they just tried to replicate the divine beasts but it didnt work. the weird disembodied voice felt forced in totk its just this random exposition guy that felt like he was just there for the sake of mimicking the structure of the champions talking to you where in botw that makes sense because they’re important characters that you learn more about and play a role in the story and also they literally died and their souls were trapped in their beasts. and totk was like ah shit ah fuck we gotta have another disembodied voice throw this guy in there and have him lore drop on you. who is he. who cares.
and then the divine beasts were like interesting involved puzzles there was one i thiiiink the camel you literally had to turn entire parts of it to line up electrical signals to get places and unlock things it was a little frustrating but i had to think about it!! same with the elephant you had to control the entire mechanism to move things and you had to Think about it. the rito ship was just go find these things. ok the divine beasts were also that with the terminals but you had to work for it. totk really just went go walk around for awhile and find them. no real puzzle to it. there was a little bit with the doors/levers but it did not feel nearly as involved or thought through.
i will say i did like the boss fight the ice guy. cool guy. looked cool baller music neat new little thing you had to do to beat it i liked it. that was cool i will give them that they know how to get me pumped for a boss fight
ok but the cutscene with zelda near the beginning was goofy as hell. just straight up like woaaaahh she floated into the sky thats crazy!!! whaaat!!!!! felt extremely silly. i was sitting there like is this a gag is this supposed to be funny i cannot tell. very much threw me off. could not take seriously
also. fucking. got rid of her again. if they wanted to have the same success of botw maybe they should’ve gee idk changed the formula again and let zelda be with us. a two player zelda game would be so cool. even if it was still single player and we could just interact with her and have her with us im thinking kindof last of us/resident evil 4 style where she helps you do certain puzzles or helps you fight like other npcs. even if she just stayed at the base and helped purah with research and you could talk to her thatd be more interesting. GIVE HER TO ME!!
the intro really just felt like oh we have to get rid of zelda again because we need link to be alone so we can copy botw uhhhhh magic rock teleports her to the past yeah yeah that works. they decided they needed this to happen and then made a story to excuse those choices rather than actually construct something cohesive.
im not even halfway through the game so i dont wanna be tooo hard on it or form strong opinions but id rather be pleasantly surprised than disappointment after getting my hopes up. i havent been spoiled for anything but i have seen people complain in general so im kinda leaning towards disappointment lol. like its zelda im still having fun i just also am looking at it from a critcal point of view and i have plenty to say. i used this as an excuse to talk for a looong time anyways. im currently working on getting specific horse colors that i preplaned by looking at this horse chart to name after characters from a book i like ✌️ i didnt pay 70 dollars to not have any fun with this game so help me god i am going to enjoy Some of it
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moss-the-moon-moss · 11 months
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Hello, here is another ramble about every episode of Southpark ever. Been a while since i last posted anything but tbh i never said i had an upload schedule. Anyways enjoy😘
Warnings: sex and normal south park shenanigans
Big gay al's gay boat ride: ep 4 season 1
●The main four boys (Eric, Kyle, Kenny and Stan) all play soccer with some of their classmates. And while i dont think most of them did it entirely willingly, it could still be a pretty good headcanon that at least one of them continued it when they get older (probably Stan)
●Eric calls Stan's dog gay but Stan thinks he's just confused. That is literally so funny to me man idk why. LMAO ANYWAYS JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD MENTION THIS😭
●Chef is an absolute womaniser who loves making love to women. Love that guy fr LMAO
●pip doesn't get safety precautions like a helmet while playing soccer; Chef doesn't like him much i dont think. Poor pip😔
●Stan and Clyde's dogs have sex in front of the kids. clyde is traumatised by the gay dogs (honestly same clyde, you are so relatable at all times ever)
●Stan is South parks 'little quarterback star'. I just know bro would play soccer in high school, or he would never let go of the fact that he used to play soccer and be one of those annoying ex sport kids.
●Mr Garrison says that gay people are evil. AS IF HE ISN'T THE BIGGEST CLOSESTED HOMO EVER LMAO😭
●erics mum doesnt like gays either apparently (i dont quite believe this😔)
●Jesus has a tv show where you can call a hotline to ask him things/ speak to him. Honestly love that for him.
●gay al has a gay animal shelter. ALSO I LITERALLY LOVE AL SO MUCH MAN, LIKE JUST THE WAY HE SPEAKS MAKES ME GO WOW YK
●I love gay Al fr. just thought i should mention that again😘
●Al is like that dude from fantastic beasts and where to find them. I don't know how I came to this conclusion however in moss we trust.
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b0n3m33l · 2 years
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thinking about beyond birthday breaking out of prison (probably by faking his death or something of the sort) and then he shows up at taskforce HQ dressed as L
i dont normally make longish posts but i brain dumped so im putting a cut
this post is very disorganized O_O
why hasn’t B been thrown back in jail?
career criminal ?? hes a wammy kid maybe L keeps him around for the kira case as another brain to use on the contingency he cant leave the HQ building and if he doesn't help he goes back to the supermax (i just want my blorbos to blorb yknow) and i dont think L would intrinsically dislike B, an excuse to keep him close and rehabilitatable might make L feel better about the entire situation with his first two succsessors.
B would be both a major suck ass and a complete nuisance to L, anything to keep his attention and not necessarily because he likes L but because he likes bothering him incessantly. He’s still fascinated with L but working alongside him might make him less fantastical and untouchable as B’s upbringing would have made him out to be and that in it of itself is fascinating. There’s new previously unseen buttons to push. L would likely not engage or engage just enough to get Beyond back to working and give in when the workday is over.
he’d still want to one up L in some way though, maybe not to the extremes he used to but they’d get in spats sometimes trying to untangle the case so they end up cutting the string to pieces.
I think they’d also speak in languages besides english and japanese to talk about anything that could be related back to wammy’s. 
L would also be perturbed by B’s instance on dressing like him but would be satisfied with at least a change in shirt color for practicality in telling them apart.
 Matsuda wouldn't be able to tell the difference between L and B and B would get a kick out of lulling him into the false sense of security before doing something deranged
B: hello matsuda
Matsuda, clocking in: oh hello ryuzaki!
Matsuda: so whats on the agenda for today?
B: :)
Matsuda: ryuzaki? wait a second youre not-
B: gets on all fours and runs full speed at Matsuda
Matsuda: horrified yelling. his fate is sealed.
memory-less Light would be quite disturbed at the fact this serial killer just gets to hang around. I know Light seemed pretty ok with Wedy and Aiber but their crimes are aren’t on the same scale as murdering a whole child and two adults. I debate on whether he’d make a fuss about it but in the end Beyond is better under surveillance there at HQ than in a prison he’s proven to be escape-able.
 B might grow on him a little but there would be some distance put on by Light. Light also gets annoyed with B’s antics to bug L and therefore distracting from the case. They definitely get in a tussle once or twice because of it but Light stops picking physical fights when Beyond threatens to bite him. Which ends up in B provoking Light more as he’s also quite fascinating. 
Kira Light though would probably piece together that he has the shinigami eyes and try to kill him alongside L or snatch this feller up as a pawn for the new world.
I much prefer the latter option because of how evile they'd be together but that is another post.
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thinking about the series of stories i wrote for shipweek back in 2021 and i dont usually like talking about regrets and stuff when it comes to writing because I feel that could possibly colour expectations and i’d rather other people make their own opinions about how something i made might make them feel. Buuuut its been long enough and also i’m not particularly attached to that story anyway so...
I feel like i’ve said this before, but i was going about fantastic chain of love in the most unnecessarily troublesome way possible. Like I had actually planned out exactly what ships i wanted to do for the whole week beforehand... But then suddenly on the very day before the week started, i completely changed my mind on what i wanted the first ship i wrote to be. And because of the gimmick i commited to with those stories, it meant I had to come up with something new for each day of the week, so i just kinda stream-of-consciousness quickly thought of something and then tried to write it within twenty four hours, and then did this like twelve times, for seven or so days in a row 🤪 
Honestly its a miracle that any of it even came out comprehensible, and i did ultimately accomplish my initial goal, was to just write anything because i had been in a huge writing rut up until that point. Now only time will tell if history will repeat itself or if im approaching 2023 shipweek any smarter! (I mean i kinda already know the answer, but i’ll let any potential readers decide for themselves... o_o)
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obscurest-reference · 2 years
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there's so much to impact so i'll just go down the list of whats been announced (and leaked)
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (Feb 17, 2023)
i have no thoughts on this movie. i am excited for more Kang lore and for Cassie to be a bug (?) but that's about it. i hope Luis returns
Secret Invasion (Spring 2023)
okay so i get the Skrulls and Kree mixed up but after googling it i now remember the difference
i am honestly really excited for more Fury and Maria. i miss Fury and Maria had so much potential so i'm just. i'm vibing with this one
Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3 (May 5, 2023)
i'm only slightly more excited for this one than for Quantumania
i do remember hearing that this'll be basically the end of the GotG (feel free to correct me if i'm wrong) so i'm kinda sad but if it's anything like the other two films i'm so ready for this one
Echo (Summer 2023)
FUCK.
I'M SO
FUUUUUUUCK
Jessica Jones better show up at the end of this one >:(
but in all seriousness Echo seems like a really cool character and I can't wait to see and learn more about her (and see more of Fisk?)
Loki s2 (Summer 2023)
The Marvels (July 28, 2023)
I heard it was gonna be part musical?? idk i'm not looking forward to that part. could work with Joker but not with the Marvels, sorry
but! i am excited to see more Maria and Kamala
my theory is that Carol found the second bangle and that's how her and Kamala switched places
Blade (Nov 3, 2023)
tbh i know nothing about Blade other than he hunts vampires and Eternals was supposed to set this up
and also that there was already a Blade movie
should i watch the old Blade movie? was it good?
imagine if he kills Morbius in the movie.
Ironheart (Fall 2023)
i'm actually pretty excited for this one despite hardly knowing anything about the character!!
i know Riri is gonna be in Black Panther II so i bet it'll set this show up
Agatha: Coven of Chaos (Winter 2023/Early 2024)
ok imma be honest, i think i'm least excited for this one
idk! i liked Agatha as a one-off villain, i didn't really see her character going anywhere after WandaVision
i have no idea whats gonna happen in this show. is her husband finally gonna show up or
Daredevil: Born Again (Spring 2024)
- HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'M SO FUCKING
I WANT TO PUKE (/pos)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Captain America: New World Order (May 3, 2024)
FINALLY MY BOY SAM IS GETTING THE RECOGNITION HE DESERVES
I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS ONE
i really fucking hope Bucky doesn't die, not only because he's been my comfort character for 8 years, but because i also want him to be in
Thunderbolts (July 26, 2024)
okay okay so i skimmed the wiki page for 616 Thunderbolts and this is the group i wanna see:
Zemo and Bucky as reluctant and hateful co-leaders (or one or the other as the leader, but i def want both to be in it)
John Walker as U.S. Agent and Yelena Belova as the Black Widow
(these four alone are such a fun combination and i cannot express how much i want them to be a group)
Kate Bishop (and maybe even Clint Barton!) as Hawkeye
bonus ones that don't make sense but would be fun: Taskmaster and Ghost
also, i know Val was Madame Hydra, but considering how she went to both John and Yelena, what if she's putting together the Thunderbolts?
Fantastic Four (Nov 8, 2024)
IF JOHN KRASINSKI ISNT MR FANTASTIC I DONT WANT IT!!!!!!
if Krasinski is Mr. Fantastic can Emily Blunt be Sue Storm pls
oh i'll also take it if Joe Keery is Human Torch
if none of those people are in the cast then I Don't Want It
Avengers: Kang Dynasty (May 2, 2025)
holy fucking SHIT
Avengers: Secret Wars (Nov 7, 2025)
I really really fucking hope this isnt supposed to be a sequel to Kang Dynasty
but!
i am!
very!
fucking!
excited!
Other thoughts on other announcements/leaks
after seeing the full She-Hulk trailer, i can safely say i am now more excited for this one than i previously was (it was the one i was least excited for lmao)
when is the black panther trailer supposed to drop i thought it was gonna get released like an hour ago sobs
no?? no Shang-Chi or Moon Knight news?? none?? come on Marvel y'all know those are the best ones. you can admit it.
i'm so fucking excited for Marvel: Zombies too i know that show is gonna be ELITE
so Spider-Man: Freshman Year is just gonna be another Spider-Man show i guess?? got me thinking it would be canon to the MCU
and i guess X-Men 97 is just a continuation of the 90s animated show so i'll have to watch that. it looks goofy and fun though
the Multiverse Saga. what a fucking power play
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ur revised drow lore is everything to us! we love drow so much one of our favourite dnd novels is about a drow so the idea that his own experiences with his race might be less related to the whole drow race as a whole but to how his own society within it behaved is so good (biased because that was our own personal idea before also assdfbvcsfd) and we love ur drider lore too absolutely amazing fantastic brilliant we are holding ur hand and looking at u with sparkly eyes as we write this<3
HAH THANK YOU!!!!!
the more i looked into the drow the more it was obvious the writers didnt understand what they wanted other than "evil", and so a lot of the information was contradictory. they wanted them to be chaotic evil, because thats the baddest alignment, but they couldnt perceive an evil matriarchy as anything other than overbearing and naggy because of their preconceptions about women also
allegedly ghaunadaur was a god that existed before the drow pantheon and was just kinda absorbed into it but at the same time why would the drow worship a god of slimes and other related species if this version of the drow sees all species especially the less sentient ones as inferior also i think its odd their one "good" goddess is the goddess of moonlight when the drow actually have very little to do with the moon. moon elves are a thing theyre like the common elf theres also four gods associated with rebellion and/or chaos. once again doesnt fit with how the drow are characterized as hyper militant conquerers who live in strict societies. its already been pointed out that it doesnt make much sense that drow are considered to automatically be chaotic-aligned when their society is set up to be the blwuh bluwh evil matriarchy martial law like it is. theres a lot of political turmoil and backstabbing but the average drow isnt really taking part in it because of the harsh class division and of course with the "automatically evil" societies (cough ORCS) the religious lore reflects that without question like lolth was evil and betrayed the other gods and all the elves that followed her chose to descend into darkness and thats why drow are BAD and its like. you sound like a mormon. this is stupid like. okay. lets say thats what objectively happened its never made clear if the drow believe a different version of events or anything. we know they see the constant infighting as "culling of the weak" (but its actually just lolth fucking with them because shes evil) but like. what do they think about the initial betrayal what story do they believe because most people dont do things that are like blatantly cartoonishly evil in their own minds also they cant seem to decide if drow society is fractured or not. are they all separate warring city states or are they a monolith of evil nasty elves???
but like really why would the drow worship this pantheon? all the gods fucking suckkkk they dont help them with anything except murder. its not the way any society develops, even a ruthless and terrible one.
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almightytrashcan · 1 year
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TAG GAME: EIGHT SHOWS TO GET TO KNOW ME
thank you @loveisalwaystheanswer hehe
disclaimer: lots of anime recs here HAHAHA im a weeb. also idk how else to describe stuff sometimes HJDSFKJSDHKF it's just different iterations of "wow im floored. watch it." or "this fundamentally changed me as a person."
Code Geass - Brings back memories of senior year in high school where I binged all 25 episodes of the first season during finals week, then binged all 25 episodes of the second season the next week. Season 1 was eh but it was building up for the actual bone-deep pain of Season 2. The Zero Requiem finale still hits man, it's such a perfect way to end the series. Why are mecha animes so steeped in heavy politics. Good for them! Also the Pizza Hut placements were great (we love you Cheese-kun).
Mob Psycho 100 - AMAZING ANIMATION. AMAZING STORYTELLING. WHOLESOME HIGH SCHOOLERS GOING THROUGH THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF LIFE WHILE ALSO HAVING THE MOST POWERFUL PSYCHIC ABILITIES. Genuinely feel-good, so many inspirational quotes in here. Made me cry on some occasions because I didn't expect to hear the words I needed to hear from a shounen anime of all things. Also Reigen is babygirl for a REASON.
Peaky Blinders - Where do I start. I like period dramas, and the premise intrigued me. Season 1 is so damaging to me in so many ways like I don't think any other show could get as perfect as those six episodes AAAAA IM SO ATTACHED TO IT. The whole cast are phenomenal and they really carried the show, and the song features are so good too. Also Cillian Murphy is so hot goddamn.
The Promised Neverland - DO NOT WATCH THE SECOND SEASON. Anyway. I read the manga so I know how the rest of the plot goes, but Season 1 is such an amazing display of psychological horror. The visceral fear of realizing Isabella is always one step ahead of the kids, and just generally trying outpace her while acting like everything's normal. Wow.
Attack on Titan - lol. I don't really care much about the new series anymore, but back in 2013 this was the first anime I properly watched (and the rest of the world had its dick and balls gripped by the Salute™ and the Wings of Freedom™ too). I guess I was pretty fucked up as a kid for thinking I had the balls to join the Survey Corps and could live to tell the tale. Formative anime of all time actually.
Avatar: The Last Airbender - A childhood classic. What else do I say, it's just perfect. Amazing. Fantastic. Spectacular. I have official books of that franchise: all four of The Lost Scrolls, one of the Journey Through The Earth Kingdom books, and the Tales of Zuko book. It's just so dear and close to my heart, I wouldn't have it any other way.
Adventure Time - Another childhood classic. I think I watched every episode up until the first few episodes of Season 5, then I just stopped caring SHDFJSJKFH. BUT. But, it's also still very meaningful to me, it's an amazing combination of fun but also unintentionally dark. I should pick up on it again when I have the time, honestly.
Bungou Stray Dogs - I haven't touched anything related to this anime since 2019 but this is really that one show that shaped me for a long while, mostly because I met my internet friends because of this show, and my first few days on Twitter was dedicated to being a BSD fan. The whole concept too of characters based off famous classic authors with abilities names after their most famous works is really a banger, it made me a reader again.
i dont really have anyone to tag so if you see this on your dash feel free to do it!
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