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wayward-wren · 3 hours
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i once went to vegas as a child pre smart phones and there was a store in one of the hotels selling gold and diamond phones and i walked right in and pointed at one and said hey can i hold that i might be interested in it and the worker looked at 10 year old me and asked if i could afford it and i told him well ma has been extra generous with the lunch money lately and i've been putting a little away each day and i hadn't checked interest in a bit and he said the phone cost $50k and i stood there and thought for a moment and said well i'll have to do a couple extra chores around the neighborhood but i could handle that if i could do a payment plan and he asked me what kind of chores i did to make so much money and he did not like me answering "burglary"
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wayward-wren · 5 hours
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How many times can the same thing break your heart?
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wayward-wren · 7 hours
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ah. also cringe tbh
By the way, Jezebel's sin was not being a seductress (that wasn't mentioned in the bible story) giving lip or rebelling against male authority (not the point at the very least) or the fact that she ran the kingdom while her snotty nose baby husband Ahab was pouting. but the fact that she killed the prophets of God and also plotted murder to please her loser husband's whims.
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wayward-wren · 7 hours
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they should invent talking with a friend that doesnt require a conversation topic or the ability to otherwise come up with things to say
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wayward-wren · 7 hours
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You're a good boss, boss.
thanks unidentified italian mob goon
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wayward-wren · 7 hours
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You're a good boss, boss.
thanks unidentified italian mob goon
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wayward-wren · 7 hours
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You're a good boss, boss.
thanks unidentified italian mob goon
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wayward-wren · 7 hours
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By the way, Jezebel's sin was not being a seductress (that wasn't mentioned in the bible story) giving lip or rebelling against male authority (not the point at the very least) or the fact that she ran the kingdom while her snotty nose baby husband Ahab was pouting. but the fact that she killed the prophets of God and also plotted murder to please her loser husband's whims.
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wayward-wren · 7 hours
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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever
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wayward-wren · 7 hours
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Me and my mutuals
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wayward-wren · 7 hours
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did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true
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wayward-wren · 7 hours
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Just discovered this old sin. Graphic design was my 13 year old passion
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wayward-wren · 9 hours
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Favorite Firefly moments [1/?] –     ▶ Wash and his toy dinosaurs
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wayward-wren · 9 hours
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i wish some of you lived down the street so i could go to your house and bother you in person every single day
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wayward-wren · 10 hours
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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing
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wayward-wren · 10 hours
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Bro was burned to a crisp.
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wayward-wren · 10 hours
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you're in her dms im in the windows screen saver maze and im fucked im so fucked please help
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