#i cant stop laughing what the fuck
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The Kanes naming their daughter: we will call her "princess"
The Kanes naming their son: we will call him uhhh "transport goods by cart"
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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)
#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head#ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it#like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like#kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all#and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo#and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like#now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay#kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello#why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine#but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him#they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like#it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met#kurama and hiei#kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back#they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan#yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc#and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing#it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next#cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe#okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept#kuwameshi#yu yu hakusho#kuwabara kazuma#yusuke urameshi#koenma
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#i cant stop laughing at the way he throws jiniret what the fuck#like there are very real tears in my eyes. god#hyunjin#seungmin#video
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lers that do the shit where they mock u + coo at u CANSOMEODY PUT ME DOWN
#like the fuckass ‘aww this a bad spot?’ SHIT .#OR THE FUCKING WAY THEY MOCK U N GO lmao ur so ticklish that’s gotta suck 4 u#i have so many tropes and shit eating away at the neurons in my brain.#like the fucking shit where ur laughing so hard n sputter out the involuntary ‘stop’ or ‘i cant’ AND THEY FUCKIN GO#lmao cant what😂😂 u should think abt that next time u ask 2 b tickled silly like this🤣 IMFUCKING INSANE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#somebody PLEEEAAAAASE put me down#tk shit#back w another milHEEEEEEELP! HELP ME!! HELPPPPPPP😭😭😭😭😭😭#silliness speaks
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You guys have me ROLLING on the floor holy shit how am I supposed to focus when you put tHIS IN THE TAGS-
///pos
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welcome to today's episode of: somehow annoying everyone with all 3 of my fuckass hyperfixations
#send help they're all destroying me#like somehow I cant stop thinking about any of them at any given moment#what the FUCK#how am I supposed to live laugh love in these conditions#audhd#also okay heres the thing theres literally nobody else in the world who has all 3#ive never met anyone who does
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i just realized i never fucking showed yall this sticker my MOM put in my stocking for Christmas that made me literally fall to the floor with laughter
LOOL AT THIS!!! SHE FUCKING BOUGHT THIS!!! MY MOTHER SEARCHED FOR FUCKING FALL OUT BOY STICKERS ON REDBUBBLE AND SAW THIS AND FUCKING USED HER OWN MONEY TO PURCHASE IT FOR ME AND GIVE IT TO AT FUCKING 9 IN THE MORNING. IMAGINE RECEIVING THIS WITH NO WARNING LIKE TEN MINUTES AFTER WAKING UP IM STILL NOT OVER IT GDHDGHDGSG
#get me stickers with pete wentz on them#i cant stop fucking laughing abt it every time i look at it i die ggdhdghsgs#she got it bc apparently she asked me what i wanted for christmas once#and i was like mid pete wentz rant so i joking said AND SO SHE GOT ME THIS???#funnies women alove i stg but dont tell her i said that#fob#fall out boy#pete wentz#anyways what should i put it on lolz
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Not me shipping Officer Martinez with one of the Ice Lounge twins
#i hc that one of them is clichely really nice bc he didn’t smile when bruce was in obvious emotional pain JSJJSS#my toxic trait is focusing so much on background characters but hear me out#martinez seems to be the youngest officer and he's really impulsive so i can see him investigating#penguin by himself. he has no idea how he ended up on this guy's lap but he's not complaining#bruce finds out bc ofc he does and he's like. that's not a good idea (plus the guy tried to beat me up)#comissioner mackenzie gets wind abt it and is like what the fuck stop seeing this guy rn#martinez: listen even if you get mad even if you get offended SO? what you gonna do? cause i can guarantee you cant beat me up#batman vibrates on the spot but only bc bruce is trying not to laugh out loud#officer martinez#the batman#batman
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mspaint fanart of this fucked up xuppu plush i found on google
#i dragged my discord server into watching all of miraculous and god its jsut. such a show#the show is infinitely entertaining bc theres so much enjoyment i get laughing at how much of a mess it is#and theres still enough actual good stuff where its like yea im here for a reason#the jarring tonal shifts#the occasional janky animation#the infinite refusal to change the status quo too much (that is changing some this season but its still funny to me)#the show is clumsy. thats how id describe it.#i dont hate it. i fucking love it. i love it cuz its sometimes shit. i love it cuz it shows promise for a few seconds and then does a 180#anyways i got distracted. point is that in our server weve decided to roleplay.as the kwamis. as a bit#they dont really have personalities but they DO have a bunch of absolute beasts of plushies n stuff online for pfps#we cant stop laughing at the fuckign xuppu one. why he look like that. look at him.#im not gonna actually tag this as miraculous bc i dont want people to bash me for my takes here in the tags.#if u like the show thats epic more power to you#i just am infinitely fascinated by it#and i have a very low bar for what gets me to laugh when im with my friends . this show is unintentionally the funniest shit ever#art#text#xuppu
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No one:
Tikki giving marinette a shovel as a lucky charm: beat this bitch up
#miraculous ladybug#marinette dupain cheng#miraculous season 5#re-creation the final day part 2#also luka and jagged stone???? i cant stop laughing#what the fuck is happening 😭
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late-night casino conversations
#bsd#bungo stray dogs#gogol#Nikolai#Sigma#Nikolai x Sigma#my art#memes#drew this back in april but its still drawn well enough that i dont want to die looking at it#so#we take those Ws#obligatory clarification that i did not draw the background#i just took a photo of a casino from google and edited the fuck out of it#bc im not gonna draw backgrounds for shitposts who do you think i am#btw..#does anyone know what the fuck their ship name is#but anyways#trying to look for it i learned that apparently dazai x arahabaki is a thing#which i cant stop laughing about#mine
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19yo padawan anakin, sitting in the room of a thousand fountains next to obi-wan: i don’t like sand. it’s coarse, rough and irritating. and it gets everywhere. not like here. here everything is soft... and smooth *gently strokes the back of obi-wan’s hand*
16yo padawan obi-wan: *wtf wtf is he okay wtf wtf*
#im sorry but i was rewatching aotc and this part is SO cringe help#i cant stop laughing#here everything is soft and smooth anakin WHAT THE FUCK#so cringe istg i love him#anakin skywalker#obi-wan kenobi#padawan obikin au#obikin#aotc
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sometimes i wonder what would happen if you put every der tod actress into a room and told them to hang out in character ...
#takarazuka#elisabeth takarazuka#elisabeth das musical#takarazuka der tod#my memes#i cant stop laughing at 'hey mamas' 'what in the fuck-'
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ACORN 🤣🤣🤣 that's a new one oh my god
#i love smut fics#they can be so fucking funny#WHAT THE FUCK DOES ACORN MEAN HAHAHAHHAHA#i cant stop laughing at this#'took his acorn into his mouth ' WHY AN ACORN#ahh my chest hurts#I'm genuinely cackling so much I'm choking
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it’s baked into my understanding of kakashi hatake that he has absolutely no clue how children work and thats just part of team 7s dysfunction listen.
#this man was all of 14 when his only support system died and hten went to work for Black Ops With Masks#like do you think that man knows Anything about how to human he was on the field while he still had milk teeth#when Minato got him he was legit 'this child the size of half my arm'#i cannot speify enough how much that warps what 'being a functioning peson' is#team sevens lucky he had dogs he went 'okay feed positive reinforcement make sure they dont trip over their own ambition to walk' and just#Went From There#like he'll show up with vegetables for naruto but also 'i was on my own by 8 bc my dad yknow Died so hes probably???#fine??'#this man looks at Sasuke and thinks back when he was 12 and his best friend had just died and he saw his eye in the mirror nad lowkey the#dogs were taking care of Him and goes 'hn he's probably good right? I'll just teach him something i always cried less when i learned#something '#'how am i supposed to know how kids work i dont even know how 'I' work doesnt even begin to fucking cover it Why Is This So Funny#everyone: poor kakashi he got the biggest gremlim kids with more issues than vogue#babes kakashi was the og he and the kids are just one big ball of what pray tell the fuck lilke hes Part of it he needs an adult#preferably one that didnt need a booster seat for his own chunnin exam#okay im done#just..its unhinged theyre All unhinged i love it#wtf i cant stop laughing#honestly Everything makes so much more sense
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gross
#tomgreg#THEYR E SO CUTE IM GONNA actually be sick.#i hate so much tom's fuckin. laugh here bc its so high pitched and heS NOT HOLDING BACK. AGAIN.#something something he's his true self around greg something something after years of repression he feels alive again something something#schoolboy tom makes another appearance. he's so playful!!!#AND TOUCHING GREG'S SUIT AGAIN. just like the tie before in fucking UHHH i cant remember the episode. but s2 i think.#he does it really quickly though. like he remembers they're in public and he's gotta stop treating greg like they really are spouses.#and abt the next part don't worry i'm gonna be. talking. about That. but this part gets its own bit bc!!!!!! man#OH AND DONT THINK I DIDNT NOTICE GREG TOUCHING TOM TOO. TOUCHING HIS ARM UNNECESSARILY. they're so touchy here. sigh. sigh.#yet not a hug. just light touches. a hug would be too friendly. if that makes sense? these touches are more. spousal.#like you'd hug your mate at a party right. and sure you might hug a partner or spouse. but idkkk idk it reads more.#just the touchings of the suits. oh you look nice tonight dear. don't wanna spoil your pretty outfit. that'll happen later at home. GODDDDDD#BECAAAAAUSE OF WHAT THEY SAY NEXT!!! THE WHOLE. PROVE IT THING! OH HH GODDHNWEW#my head cracks open. ok okok ig ot ta go i'm going i'm fucking. bye#im so fuckin pressed about the nero sporus thing IF TOM HADNT SAID THAT BULLSHIT I WOULDNT BE THINKING SHIT LIKE THIS#i mean maybe i would BUT I WOULDNT ACTUALLY PUT ANY STOCK IN IT BC HE WOULDNT HAVE SAID IT OUT RIGHT. god. i'm in pain#lord send the plagues. end my suffering
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