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sirgawainofgalifrey · 1 year

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Full disclosure idk that much about Shattered Glass but I think that a good SG AU of a MagsMegs relationship (either romantic or platonic) would basically be the plot of Les Mis.

SG Megatron seems like he's got that Jean Valjean (tired old man oh whoops I accidentally became a father figure to these eighty random children and if I don't help literally every old woman I see on the side of the street I'm literally the most horrible person alive) energy.

And SG Magnus is basically Javert. (Well, regular Magnus is Basically Javert, but SG Mags seems like he's got the more, There is no such thing as mercy and you filthy peasants decepticons are predisposed towards being filthy criminals and I will personally and happily crack down on you with no restraint the second you take a step out of line, side of Javert.)

Just think:

Megatron escaping prison or the mines or something and starting to become his regular self, but then he meets someone (like the mistress of flame or something idk) and their like, no, you csn still be redeemed (but my fr ie n d, you left so e a r l y!). And he has all of Valjean's Moral Existential Crises while he's in hiding.

And Magnus is like, that damned con, no one escapes my clutches, I'm gonna track him down n o M A T T E R W H A T!

And I really like the idea of them getting along when Megatron is Mssr Madeline under a false identity or something, and Mags being like, you know, he's not that bad actually, Respect.

And then Megs chooses to reveal himself to save someone and goes on the run.

And Magnus looses his shit. And now he's like, that aBSOLUTE BASTARD ILL KILL HIM FOR THIS.

(This I SWEAR BY THE STAAAAAAAARRRRSSSSSS!!!

(I'm totally picturing Phillip Quast as the voice of Mags))

Idk who Cosette or Fantine would be in this scenario. Maybe Cosette would be like, Soundwave.

(I think that might work for SG Soundwave.)

And Starscream would be Marius!

And Eponine would be like, Shockwave, maybe (there's a whole lot of stuff about SkW being secretly in love with SS)

And then eventually the whole Revolution thing happens, though I guess Megs would be the leader of it as well, way more involved than JVJ actually was.

And the Decepticons would be the Les Amis!

And Rumble would be Gavroche!

Oh no

And then Mags goes undercover in the revolution as Minimus, but then he gets caught and EVERYONE wants to kill him but Megs is like, no, I'll do it myself, and then secretly let's him go.

And everything goes horribly and Megs rescues Starscream as well cause he's like, ugh, gotta make my child happy.

And Mags confronts him like, hands up you bastard...wait, why are you helping the street rat....wait, why are you coming with me willingly.

And Megs is like, naw, I forgive you. You're not that bad.

(There's nothing that I blame you for. You've done you're duty nothing more....)

(I'm crying)

And Magnus goes into an existential crisis because 1) decepticons and all criminals are supposed to be self serving irredeemable bastards and 2) no one's ever shown him kindness in his entire life (maybe not since his bro??)

And he still can't deal with this right now and throws himself off a fucking bridge

And Megatron dies because he's a sad, tired old man and his child don't need him no more and he's done all the good he can

And the whole ending and everything is still just as sad except now it's worse.

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artzychic27 · 2 years

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MLB incorrect quotes, but with The Loud House quotes?

Kim: *Drags in the blonde boy from Zombizou* Look! I found him!

*The guys surround him*

Nino: How dare you mess with our friend?! Only we get to do that!

Ismael: *Spits some gum right into Adrien’s hand* Smear your gum in his hair, Adrien! *Adrien is too hesitant to do it* Fine. I'll do it.

Adrien: Wait! Stop! This guy isn't my enemy! Although, thanks to you, he probably will be now.

Kim: Oh. *kicks the boy out* Why are you still here?!

Ismael: I can't believe I almost wasted perfectly good gum on him. *takes gum back and chews it*

Kim: I'll go get another boy.

Adrien: No! Kim, stop! It's not even a boy!

Kim: …Is it a dog?

Adrien: *sighs* It's a girl...

*His friends gasp before breaking out into excited squealing*

Adrien: What?

*The guys except Max give him a big group hug and suffocate him*

Max: Normally, I don't care for inane human emotions, but...EEEEEE!!!!!!

Ivan: Adrien! Why didn't you tell us you had a girlfriend?!

Nathaniel: She sounds so pretty!

Adrien: What is happening?

Marc: When a girl picks on you, that only ever means one thing: she likes you!

—

Nino: *On the phone* So, I'm going, if you don't know the difference between a record and a CD- *gasps at the sight of Juleka’s hot brother and drops his phone; now stammering* Ba...ba...ba...

Juleka: Nino, you okay?

Nino: Er...um...yes. *picks up his phone* I was just going to get a...hunk of meat. I mean, a...dish of cereal. Er, tall drink of water?

*He turns and smacks into a tree, dropping his phone again*

Luka: Hey, you dropped your phone. *He picks it up and hands it to him. Nino fawns awkwardly and Simon walks outside*

Simon: Everything alright? I… *He sees Luka and gets the same reaction as Nino; blushing* Ba...ba...ba...

*The boys of Mme. Bustier and Mendeleieve’s classes arrive. They see Luka and react like Nino and Simon*

Nathaniel/Marc/Ismael/Max/Kim/Ivan/Jean: *blushing* Ba...ba...ba...

*Adrien steps out of his limo*

Adrien: Hey, guys. Juleka, I didn't know you were entertaining. Hi. I'm- *He sees Luka and reacts the same way* Ba...ba...ba...ba...

Luka: Um, hey. I'm Luka, Juleka’s brother. Nice to meet you all.

Guys: *infatuated* Ba...ba...ba...

—

Denise: Arms up, Simon! Your turn for bubble-wrap.

Simon: Not this year, love. I'm not getting pranked.

Marc: It's never been done!

Lacey: Are you crazy?

Simon: Guys! I got a plan! I'm simply gonna lock myself in the broom closet till the day's over. I've got snacks, video games and a hose to pee in, which I call the Tinkle Tube. Patent pending.

Reshma/Marc/Denise/Aurore/Mireille/Jean/Lacey/Ismael: Ew!

Zoé: Cool!

Simon: It goes out the window! The point is, I'll never have to leave my room so Cosette will never get me.

*The students look frightened as they hear Cosette coming up the stairs*

Cosette: It's Pranksmas Eve...and I'm just bubbling with excitement. *pops a piece of Denise’s bubble wrap and walks away*

Denise: I'm gonna need more bubble wrap!… And a fresh pair of undies.

—

Nathaniel: You MONSTER! *throws a tissue box at Adrien*

Adrien: Ow! What was that for?

Nathaniel: You made Marinette CRY!

Adrien: Cry? I didn't mean to! Wait, how do you know?

*Nathaniel throws his shoe at Adrien, who jumps out of the way*

Nathaniel: Marc told me... *starts to cry* RIGHT BEFORE HE BROKE UP WITH ME!

Adrien: What? Why does Marc care? *Nathaniel throws a few pencils at Adrien, prompting him to duck. He shows Adrien his phone, showing picture of Marc and Marinette together*

Nathaniel: Because Marc is literally Marinette’s cousin! He said he could never date someone friends with someone who hurt someone he's related to!… Or something like that.

—

Marinette: Ew! When was this pudding made?!

Max: *examining the can* Seeing as the American flag on the label only has 48 stars--

—

Marinette: NOOOOOOOOO! She gets a sick thrill from bossing us around! When Mme. Bustier’s gone, we call her the Queen of-

Chloé: *from the classroom* NO! *unplugs Nino’s headphones* NO MUSIC! *tosses Rose’s makeup in the trash* NO MAKEUP! *approaches Nathaniel who's talking on the phone* NO-

Nathaniel: Aaw! I love you too, Rainbow!

Chloé: *hangs up Nathaniel’s call* No phone calls. AND NO VIDEO GAMES! *takes away Max’s game*

*Anyone wanna add more? Go ahead*

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #the loud house #mlb incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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artzychic27 · 2 years

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lab rats incorrect quotes?

(Mendeleieve’s students are all bionic, and Bustier’s students are the bionic soldiers*

Mendeleiev: We're introducing a new element to training - The Bionic Battle. Each week two of you will be pitted against each other in a physical challenge.

Alix: *eagerly* To the death?!

Mendeleiev: *sarcastically* Yes. I built this multi-million dollar facility to train and house you just so we can pick you off one by one.

—

Ismael: All right, who's ready to do some things we'll regret?

Aurore: We're supposed to be responsible.

Ismael: Look, we're supposed to teach them life lessons, and today's life lesson is about doing things we can't do when Mendeleiev is here.

—

Simon: Now I want you to reactivate the autopilot by pushing the two red buttons on the panel next to you.

Sabrina: I don't see any red buttons, only green ones.

Simon: Green? There are no green buttons.

Cosette: Would now be a bad time to tell you Sabrina is colorblind?

—

Mireille: Jean, what're you doing up here? You're supposed to be downstairs watching the other Jeans.

Jean: Hello? They're our guests. It would be rude not to offer them drinks. *reading from a list* "Two waters, one O.J. and one berry-infused decaf green tea, soy milk on the side." One of me is very high maintenance.

—

Simon: Guys, Alien Gladiators are comin' to DuPont!

Ismael: *gasps* I knew this day would come. Thankfully I've prepared for an alien invasion. *dons an aluminum foil hat* Simon, you hold 'em off while the rest of us who deserve to live escape!

—

Reshma: *jailed while still in her Kaminari costume* Great. Now I'm stuck in here with a bunch of weirdos.

Lacey: Says Lacey every week day.

—

Mendeleiev: Do you know what would happen if they found out there was a fourth bionic kid?

Zoé: It'd be an odd number. I imagine they'd be pissed.

Mendeleiev: Or, they would take you away and lock me up - and I can't go back to prison. There was a farewell party. I gave a speech and it'd just be awkward.

—

Reshma: Can't believe that people are so shallow they only like us because we're bionic… This is awesome!

—

Agent: City Hall called this morning. The Mayor is making a special trip to meet YOU.

Marc: Wait. The Mayor is coming here? Today?

Agent: Yes, and if you don't show him that things are running smoothly, I will make sure you end up in a warehouse sitting in cages like the circus freaks you are.

Mendeleieve’s Students: HEY!

—

Simon: I am so tired of them getting all the attention because they have super-speed, super-strength, weather control. I never get any of the credit.

Mendeleiev: That is not true, Simon. They just have a lot of flash, but you're the glue that holds that flash together. You're... flash glue.

—

Aurore: Hey, Madame Mendeleieve, have you seen Ismael? He's not answering his phone and his mission suit and gear are gone.

Mendeleiev: What?

Denise: Yeah, I'm worried he was carried away by a small predatory bird.

—

Reshma: *searching in Antarctica* Well, how could he not be here? This was Ismael’s exact location.

Jean: There's only one explanation: He met a family of Eskimos who took him in as their pet because he is the exact same size as a penguin.

—

Reshma: Austin T is a killer android?!

Cosette: You really know how to pick 'em, Jean.

—

Aurore: All right, guys, let's go get our mission suits.

Jean: Good idea. We wanna look our best when we're being killed.

—

Aurore: Hey, uh, why haven't WE ever had a birthday party?

Mme. Bustier: Demeter! You NEVER celebrated their birthdays?

Mme. Mendeleiev: Of course I celebrated their birthdays. Remember when we... *the teens shake their heads* No, when we went to the... *the teens shake their heads again* Yeah, I never celebrated their birthdays.

Mme. Bustier: Did you also eat all the cookies before Santa came down the chimney?

Cosette: *Raises its hand* What's Santa?

Mme. Bustier: Oh, come ON!

—

Mendeleieve: No, see, in the face of an imminent threat, Marc’s Commando App kicks in and he becomes a fearless brute I like to call Mike. It's kinda like a fight-or-flight thing, except I took out the flight part, 'cause - useless - and I replaced it with a testosterone level of, like, a Tasmanian devil-wolverine-shark-lion hybrid that's mad.

—

Marc: *as Mike*Losing makes me wanna rip out my own intestines and wear 'em as a headband!

—

Marc: *His commando app disengages in the middle of a football game* Wait. Where am I?! And... am I wearing a jock strap?

—

Aurore: Well, what do WE know about throwing a surprise party?

Cosette: Well, if it was me, I'd want a bouncy house. And a pinata. Wait. And a clown. No, wait! Put the pinata ON the clown IN the bouncy house and hit everything at once. Candy's bound to come out of somewhere!

—

Mendeleieve: I am the worst mom ever.

*silence*

Mendeleieve: Well, don't all disagree with me at once!

—

Lacey: Oh, I get it. So we're takin' Ismael to the pound.

Mendeleieve: No, we're gonna hide Barkl.

Lacey: Right. THEN we take Ismael to the pound.

—

Zoé: Great. So, now there are forty bionic soldiers in our house. What are we going to do?

Cosette: … There's only one thing we CAN do. BIONIC HOUSE PARTY!

—

Nino: Wow, looks like we've all learned a lot from you guys. Pretty soon, I may be even smarter than you.

Simon: *chuckles insincerely* Don't you EVER say that again.

—

Mendeleieve: Hey, Marc, you are not gonna believe this. Another student has the Commando app.

Marc: What? I thought I was the only one with that app.

Mendeleieve: Yeah. You're not that special.

Ismael: Don't look at me. I've been tryin' to tell you that for years.

—

Marc: So, which one of the students has the Commando App?

Mendeleieve: *turning Marc’s head* Him.

Nathaniel: *Crying after he burned his hand*

Cosette: Nathaniel? He’s the most timid boy in the whole academy. I've seen him run from his own shadow.

Mendeleieve: And that's the beauty of the Commando app. The enemy is caught off-gaurd by a non-threatening subject.

Marc: But I have the Commando app.

Mendeleieve: Yes, you do.

—

Denise: Zoé, what would you say if I told you I just got beat up by a 90-pound boy?

Zoé: Welcome to the club?

—

Mendeleieve: I'm sorry, Eddy. We couldn't save your body.

Cosette: But to be honest we didn't even try.

—

*Denise unintentionally knocks Mendeleieve across the room*

Mireille: Don't look at us. You're the one who gave super-strength to a human tank.

—

Zoé: Listen, dad, Mme. Mendeleieve is the best teacher I could ask for. And, yes, I have a bionic arm because of her technology, but that technology will also allow me to help people.

Morgan: How?

Zoé: Well, I can lift a car off of someone. I can punch through a wall and rescue some people.

*Morgan is unmoved*

Zoé: I can power you through the line of shoppers on Black Friday.

Morgan: Keep talkin'.

—

Zoé: *to Morgan, sobbing* I'm just a child. I didn't know what was going on.

Mendeleieve: What are you doing?

Zoé: He already hates you; I can still get out of this alive.

—

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#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #lab rats #marc anciel #aurore beaureal #mireille caquet #zoé lee #jean duparc #ms. mendeleiev

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