Chuuya trying to pull the fake teeth off and saying the boss glued them on too tight can you IMAGINE! Chuuya in moris office like a pouty kid at the dentist while mori puts the fake teeth on?! To go save Dazai?! They’re so stupid I love them

i can’t stop thinking about telling megumi or yuuji to “show me how pretty you look when you cum” after edging them for hours. their whines and choked moans would be so cute :(

you’re so real mello. keep making men cry 2024!

yuuji whose head tilts back and his mouth hangs open as he finally gets to cum. who can’t even moan, instead the only thing left of him after all that time is scratched, broken breathes. his legs are open and they are shaking like crazy as ropes of cum slides down his lower abdomen

i will 💅💅💅💅💅

To all the people in my notes saying they forgot Peeta was a wrestler: what did you think they were doing during quarter quell boot camp? 🤨🤨

If at the end of TAZ: Vs Dracula Mutt doesn't get married and propose to his future partner with that string of teeth like this one TF2 comic panel then I honestly don't know what I'll do with myself

Lucy: I don't understand Lockwood's morals some days.

George: That's bc Lockwood has the ethical structure of a lemon meringue PIE. Good base, looser and looser inertpretation

Invisible Man musical where he has a whole villain introduction song when he’s trying to get Marvel to be his minion, and at the end when he’s puffing and wheezing from all the singing and dramatics he goes, “Well?”

And Marvel just answers, “But if you’re invisible where are you hiding?” before it cuts to the next scene

rikki nikki and melm are so “raunchy 2000s comedy everyone enjoyed but then you rewatch it 20 years later and didn’t age as well as you thought” coded. anyway follow frienderbender for more hard-hitting mtl side character analysis.

dude if sanji ever got over the trauma of his body’s new enhancements he and luffy could have the wildest and most fucked up game of twister ever

i love how when mr lockwood shows up to wuthering heights uninvited, cathy just silently gives him the kubrick stare. hareton also

I hear your "let toph cuss"/"let zuko cuss" and I raise you: let aang say fuck

I feel like they would get drunk and try to do stand up at lupin

Steve: Eddie... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Eddie, shows him the post-it: Your little note says to satanize the house before you return.

Steve:

Steve: I wrote sanitize, Eddie.

Im so excited for the day Oscar gets his WDC and he says “good day in the office” like you just KNOW that’s gonna happen

So I was reading Couch Crasher by @pittdpeaches yesterday and it has already completely taken over my brain. I've had a thought, so naturally I must inflict it upon the rest of the community.

Do I think this will happen in the fic, should it continue? Prooobably not because it's a fairly common fandom line/trope, but Porty is 10000% the type to say some bullshit like "you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid" directly to Red Son's face, and I imagine it would send Red Son into a feral rage rivaling that of his first pilot appearance.

hand to god i would pay any amount of money for a 1980s made for tv bj goes to maine movie

The Ghibli hair thing but it’s the Captain’s mustache