#i am bad at video games
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I think I decided open world games weren't for me when I was playing Skyrim and I:
started fighting a group of vampires and in doing so
accidentally hit a dragon that flew in
The dragon was way too high level and immediately killed me
I kept spawning back in the area where I would be attacked by the vampires and Lydia would run of to start attacking the dragon again
So I kept trying to run away and get Lydia to STOP ATTACKING THE FUCKING DRAGON LEAVE IT GIRL YOU'RE GONNA DIE
I kept dying and respawning and Lydia kept immediately running at the fucking dragon
I finally managed to lure Lydia away from the dragon and she GRABBED MY HEAD AND SLAMMED IT INTO HER KNEE REPEATEDLY UNTIL I DIED AND SHE THREW ME IN THE FUCKING RIVER
BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT HER TO FIGHT AN OVERPOWERED DRAGON THAT WAS WAY WAY WAY OUT OF OUR LEVEL
SHE'S NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT
anyway I never touched Skyrim or any other open world game ever again
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Stupid funny tf2 ragdolls
(I am bad at the game)
#tf2#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#tf2 pyro#tf2 pyro main#i am bad at video games#i am bad at tagging#am i doing this right?#autism#hyperfixation#adhd
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Given my typical survival rate in FFXIV trials and level of skill, I feel like I should figure out how to make Zakuro a Star Trek TOS style Redshirt outfit.
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Forgotten Land: That was a breeze! Do you want to change to Wild Mode?
Me, half health after boss one: No
#this is going to be a recurring theme#i am Bad At Video Games#Ali's Forgotten Land playthrough#she speks#she speks originale
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Shout-out to my fellow girls who have to play fc5 on easy mode
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My best friend was showing me how to play BotW and then they had to go take care of something for a second and I tried to go exploring. I immediately fell off a tower and died
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That was BULLSHIT. I LOST the first time, then ended up having to take everyone out on my own. Note to self: OVER LEVEL LIKE MAD.
(Original upload date: September 2, 2022)
#live a live#rosie plays live a live#i am bad at video games#yeah gori got taken down then outright dismissed so#pogo solo#see what i mean about needing to grind in this chapter
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i hope everyone in nintendo’s management department dies and goes to hell no matter what and i’m not kidding
#WERE LOSING YUZU AND CITRA. I DONT KNOW IF YOU ALL UNDERSTAND HOW INSANE THIS IS#game emulation enables piracy yes but it’s also an INCREDIBLY powerful archival tool.#there are plenty of games out there that only exist in their original formats due to emulation.#this lawsuit has HORRIBLE implications for video game history. it makes it incredibly easy for companies to scorched earth their products#if they’re not profitable enough. ART IS GOING TO BE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS. GAMES PEOPLE WORKED INCREDIBLY HARD ON#it won’t just happen to bad games. it won’t just happen to old games. they will use this to keep their remake/virtual console model going#forever and you will never be able to play your favorite games in their true original forms ever again.#i am fucking INSANELY mad rn. capitalism is the death of art fr#personal
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ok i am finally getting better but jfc the Underdark is rough!
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I got stuck in Half Life 2 on a section that may not actually exist in the game
It was somewhere early on in the sewers I think?
Anyway it was a section with headcrabs and headcrab zombies and electrified puddles and fences in a kinda maze?
Maybe it wasn't supposed to be a maze but I couldn't find my way out of it and so never played the game again
Anyway I'm not good at video games
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Leave me alone game, IM TRYING
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OmG I completed ch 1 of Deltarune
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My favorite thing to do in Jedi fallen order is to change the difficulty to story mode for every boss fight
#I hate them#I am bad at video games#every time I have to fight another force user it’s a fucking nightmare#genevieve does words
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posting this with absolutely no context
#am i a cryptid now? i log on like once in a blue moon to post cringe and then leave again#ace attorney#apollo justice#tikki#random stuff#my stuff#ooookay okay okay okay. anyone reading the tags can have a LITTLE context‚ as a treat#so. sitting on my ao3 currently is an unfinished fic with exactly this premise#i want to finish it so bad. it haunts me every day. people leave such nice comments and everything#but i just have no motivation. trust me i've tried#i thought that perhaps drawing it might finally kick my brain back into gear#i'm so sorry readers i'm sorry i WILL finish it i promise it's not abandoned#it was so much fuuuuun#tikki are you seeing this. cringefail author who keeps playing video games instead of writing lmao#anyway goodbye friends i am gone again. logging off once more
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Shortly after uploading this I saw a post where someone mentioned how Mr. Qi is canonically a creepypasta character now. And like. Surely. If you've read my webcomic. You know I can't resist that.
#sdv fanart#mr qi#mr qi sdv#stardew valley#flash warning#i guess? just to be safe#i am SO rusty at animating in csp this took ages to do#maybe its just that i never really learned animating programs but it feels very unintuitive#that being said this was a lot of fun#i have such a soft spot for video game creepypastas#love them when they're good and love them when they're bad#fanart#maybe now i can actually play stardew today
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