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grntaire · 9 months

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i am a little drunk and i’m going to aziraphale shostakovich rant ok let’s go

the LAYERS to aziraphale being a shosty fan is!!!! INSANE

shosty’s early career (particularly his opera lady macbeth of mtsensk) was met with resounding success, but due to the political landscape of russia at the time, the work was eventually denounced. all of his work was eventually denounced as a whole, until eventually he was favored by the soviets again.

his response to his denunciation was his fifth symphony–the very one aziraphale buys a recording of in the first episode. (particularly with leonard bernstein conducting. not necessarily relevant, but they chose the queerest conductor possible and i love that for them.)

his fifth symphony was considered more musically conservative. it was much more tonal and less syncopated than a lot of his prior works. basically, the harmony and rhythm was much more status quo, thought not entirely. it ended in a minor key, which is not status quo, necessarily, but wasn’t outrageous enough to inspire outrage. on the contrary, the work met highly favorable, emotional responses from audiences. shosty’s fifth symphony was him finding the mediant of staying true to his artistic integrity and doing what he needed to do to keep his career alive.

in short–it was him, a musician, going along with the soviets as best as he could. just as aziraphale is an angel going along with heaven as best as he can.

(and for what it’s worth–shostakovich was later renounced by the soviets again later in life. he still had a prosperous career until his death, but. if we align shosty’s life with aziraphale’s… i think it goes to show a second defiance from heaven in aziraphale’s future.)

#literally such a genius parallel #i LOVE IT #i am far from an ethnomusicologist but this is my best shot #putting my music degree to good use ig #back at my good omens music meta bullshit again and there’s more where that came from #good omens #good omens meta #thoughts #music things

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panb1mbo · 2 months

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oh hell yeah i just knocked out most of this essay in like three songs from my twilight playlist while trying to jot down a quick outline. i'm back baby!!!

#i just need to write the conclusion + move it from milanote so i can clean it up and i'm doneeee #but first i need a sandwich i got distracted n forgot i was hungry lol oopsies ig i rlly am back on my bullshit lol #2000scrybaby.skool

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daydadahlias · 1 year

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#but when i tell you im cry laughing #like when i tell you i am in tears #like cannot get it together at all #this is just so fucking funny to me #HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIEK HES BEEN KIDNAPPED #HE LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE WAS HOLDING A GUN TO HIS HEAD IN THSI VIDEO #me back on my kidnappee ashton bullshit ig #god im laughing like a lunatic

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broken-clover · 1 year

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I never expected Sinbed to actually get any traction so now I feel awkward whenever I do anything with them because people are actually watching now. I feel like I need to do a full explanation every time. Like no I swear it’s not some weird fetishy yaoi shit I’ve got an entire narrative buildup and themes for it how do I compress that all into a quick elevator speech how do I abridge it so we’re not here all day and it still makes sense

#I am overthinking myself again #it is simply my nature ig #tbh I think that's part of why I haven't written anything in a while for them I'm embarrassed now #OP back on her bullshit

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shopzone462 · 6 months

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listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

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#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good'#like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches'#'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty #you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2023

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ablednt · 1 year

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My desire to make an owl house fan blog so I can be autistic about it in public vs my aversion to most fandom spaces FIGHT

#/lh #this autism is fuckin RAGING over this show tho dear god #even made another ao3 account/neg #(<- still do NOT like that sites policies and general vibes but. no good alternatives and it's like. I never judge my besties for being on #there so it's a fighting my OCD moment me thinks #) but like see even ignoring all the typical fandom bigotry and bullshit that I'm staying out of there's also the problem of #people liking the characters and relationships(/p) I do but liking them the WRONG WAY/lh #This happens with D@rius why does everyone misinterpret him so badly. give him his whimsy and swag back RIGHT NOW #we are not even going to get into how absolutely insane unhealthy half this fandom is about Humter like why is your hobby traumatizing this #little orphan boy please healready has every disease #media cw #If I do make one I am like. not announcing it(tm) I'd explode and die if I actually tried to get followers on a media account/VLH but ig #ppl can ask if they wanna be autistic abt it together #or just like. if anyone wants to be autistic about the owl house together in general hmu I am so mentally ill for the love of god help m

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roostertuftart · 1 year

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I don’t even care about this discourse anymore I just wish it wasn’t constantly being shoved down the rest of the fandom’s throat as this full blown “actually you’re wrong for thinking this isn’t canon” bullshit that’s so needlessly cherry picked. So much for fanworks not having to support canon.

#which I agree with btw I don’t think fanworks need to support canon #I often don’t myself with my own artwork/writing #I just am so sick of this needless passive aggressive bullshit being carried out by a small selection of users on this platform #who just want discourse and have not patience for any dissenting opinions as much as they try to pretend to be so open to other ideas #and representations of the characters they like. it’s so fake. so petty. the fandom wasn’t always this toxic #esp not the meta side of the fandom. but now we go from one extreme to the other #and sp meta is dead #at least about stan and Kyle #the only meta you see these days about them is ppl continuing to carry on this stupid drama #and all of it is so cherry picked and poorly thought out and often times so obviously just another attempt to jab the other side #just for the sake of fighting ig? and I’m so over it #I’m just gonna sit in my little cave over here and draw nerdy sporty popular but also hated Stan and Kyle #maybe I’ll lean a little one way one day a little the other way the other day #maybe I’ll write a bi Kyle. perhaps a gay Kyle. maybe a bi Stan. maybe a gay Stan #whatever I’m feeling #but I’m done with this. I’m done with this argument. I’m done seeing my favorite ship ruined by needless discourse #that distills the characters to such a basic form in an attempt to bring back the glory of the old style days #as if it meets the creativity and flexibility and amazing writing old style works had on any meaningful level in the first place #good day style discourse. I hope your perpetuators get well soon #discourse #sp style #sorry for the rant I’m tired and angry about this subject again

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genderqueer-karma · 2 years

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watching the ace attorney movie again. the custodial staff person throwing the confetti at larry is actually one of the funniest things in this movie /srs.

i'm accepting that as canon from now on

#yo it's d :)#gs posting #back on my bullshit (watching the aa movie and being weird). y'all. i HAD to rewatch with a fresh (not 1 am) mind.#expect me to liveblog this ig?#should i tag this with the movie/game? maybe.

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transsexual-ghost · 1 year

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oh boy course registration :) i sure hope i'm not GONNA GET PUT IN FUCJING BUSINESS AGAIN.

#local man rambles #I DON'T WANT TO BE IN BUSINESS. I WAS PUNTED INTO BUSINESS AND WAS LIKE 'Well #it's my junior year i should stick with it at keast'#BUT THEN I WAS LIKE. OH WAIT. I *PUT IN A REQUEST TO CHANGE CLASSES BACK IN FUCKING JANUARY* AND THE COUNSELORS WERE LIKE 'we do not see'#so i am doing comp sci because i am bored and it also sounds p cool #even though i know literally nothing about programming #we'll see how that goes ig #but in the other hand the graphic design courses do be looking nice #haha ce bio go brr #man i love biology it's so cool #and since i'm a senior next year i can have off periods #which is. a little weird that it's only extended to seniors of next year and not the other grades but i can't go the principle and go #hey yeah it's a little weirdchamp that only the seniors get to have off periods and not the other grades what is up with that??#but hey it's FINE everything is FINE #it's also absolute bullshit that we need to have two years worth of language credits just to graduate?? like bro. i chose spanish because i #like learning but some people don't wanna learn a language and i have friends who aren't exactly interested in that kind of stuff #a good majority of my classes for next year are college classes so i hope i can get a ffucking associates ?? maybe?? because man i Do Not #want to go to college #i'm still gonna do robotics next year because it has (almost) all of my friends and i've been having a lot of fun doin it.#also because it's kept me afloat so like. ueah #man i am having Thoughts today huh

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rafeandonlyrafe · 4 months

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destruction

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warnings: dark!rafe, domestic violence, mention of blood, choking, reader gets injured, implied murder, threats, kidnapping, angst ig?

“hey, hey rafe! calm down, take a fucking breath!” you shout as his hands grip your shoulders far too tightly as he pulls you out of sarahs bedroom.

“rafe, let her go!” sarah squeals, running after you as he drags you down the hallway. you stumble over your own feet and fall forward, tumbling against the floor but rafe just tugs you back up.

“you’re supposed to be mine!” rafe yells in your face as he shakes you, a confused look coming to your face.

“baby, baby, i am yours. calm down.” you try to keep your voice soft despite being terrified, especially when you see that tears are falling down rafes face.

“yeah, calm down.” sarah pipes up, making rafes head snap to her.

“you take everything from me, and you had to go after the one person i love.” rafes voice is painful and raw.

“what are you talking about?” sarahs eyebrows scrunch together, her expression turning from concerned to angry. “we were just talking!” “talking, yeah right!” rafe yells as you glance between the siblings. “you’re trying to ruin the one good thing i have in my life! you turn everyone against me.” “rafey, baby.” you call out as his hands grip you tighter, causing you to grimace. “loosen up, please.”

“you’re gonna hate me now aren’t you? just like sarah turned our dad against me after everything i did for him. you’re supposed to be my girlfriend, instead you’re in her room talking about me.” tears are now pouring down rafes face.

“i don’t hate you.” you say softly, reaching out to press your hands against rafes chest.

“we weren’t even talking about you.” sarah says, and you sigh when rafes gaze turns angrily to her, having ruined the bit of calm your touch gave him.

“bullshit!” he shouts, continuing down the hallway with you in tow. he slams you against his door as he turns to sarah. “i heard my fucking name come out of your mouth! you’re telling y/n lies to make her leave me. god, you poison everyone and everything sarah!”

you press your hand against the back of your head while sarah yells back, vision going fuzzy when you realize there is blood on your fingers. “rafe-” you call out, but he’s too focused on screaming at his sister.

“rafe…” you try again, but your voice is so weak as your legs stop having the strength to stand. you crumple to the floor, vision going black.

you groan as you raise your hands to rub your eyes, turning onto your side away from the light source. you manage to blink your eyes open to see sarah curled up on the arm chair, but you’re in rafes room now.

“sarah?” you mumble, making her jolt up.

“shit, y/n, are you okay?” she asks, coming up to the side of rafes bed.

“where is rafe?” you ask.

“sarah?” you hear from the other side of the door, rafes voice sounding desperate as the door handle rattles, which is when you realize its locked. “is she awake? is she okay? y/n baby, i’m-i’m so fucking sorry.” rafe tugs at the door again to no avail. “sarah, let me in.”

you slide your feet off the bed as you sit up with a frown on your face, head pounding.

“y/n, no.” sarah tries to stop you, but you walk over to the door and unlock it. rafe bursts into the room, eyes flickering between you and sarah, deciding if he’s going to get angry at his sister from locking him out of his own room, away from you, or check to see if you’re alright.

his love for you overtakes his anger at his sister, which has built up and up since ward died. “baby.” rafes voice is incredibly soft. “i’m so fucking sorry. i didn’t realize i was hurting you, i was-i was just so angry i couldn’t… i’m sorry.” you take rafes hand in yours, bringing him further into the room. “it’s okay sarah, you can leave.” you tell her before sitting back down on the bed, not sure how long your legs would be able to keep you standing.

“i-i hurt you. you passed out.” rafe is already crying again, but this time the angry look is gone as sarah leaves, shutting the door behind her.

“why were you so upset?” you ask. you gathered most of the information, but want to hear it in rafes own words, especially now that he’s calmed down.

“i-” rafe takes a deep swallow. “i thought sarah was talking to me about you and i figured it couldn’t be anything good. when we were little, it didn’t take long for my dad to show his favoritism, and it only got worse as we got older. i did everything for him. i-” rafe stops himself before saying that he killed for him. “and he only ever cared about her. i didn’t want her to take you away from me. i love you so much.” rafe falls to his knees, pressing his palms to your thighs as he looks up at you. “please forgive me, please don’t leave me.” “she was talking to you about me, but it was just a story from when you were in high school. you didn’t even give me a second to talk to you.” “i know, i-i just get so blinded in my anger. i’ll work on it, i promise. i swear i’ll get better for you.” rafe begs.

“i think you should get better for yourself.” you say honestly. if rafe only tries to fix himself for you, it won’t last. “and maybe we can try again once you do that.”

“no, no, no.” rafe shoots up to stand. “you can’t leave me! you can’t!”

“i think it would be best… just for now.” you stand, wobbling slightly as you try to walk to the door, letting out a gasp when rafe tugs you back, making you fall onto the bed with a bounce.

“rafe-” you look at him in shock.

“you-you-” rafe lets out a scream in frustration, turning and punching his hand against the wall, breaking it as you quiver in fear of the show of strength. “rafe-” you say cautiously, not wanting his anger to turn towards you. “it’s… it’s okay. i’ll stay, baby. yeah? come lay down, we can just relax.”

rafe takes a deep breath, but it doesn’t seem to calm him any. “you tried to leave me.”

“i’m here. i’m here.” you say softly, glancing towards the door, wondering how far sarah had gone, if she’s listening to everything thats going on.

rafe moves towards the bed, crawling over you, but when you expect a kiss, or for his head to bury into your shoulder, instead his hands come to grip your neck, tightening as you thrash, trying to get him to stop as your airway is cut off.

“i’m not going to kill you. i-i just need you to fall asleep.” rafe says as your wide eyes blink up at him, hands coming to shove at his body, but he’s so much bigger. “i can’t let you leave.” he whispers as unconsciousness threatens to take you again.

you have one last burst of energy to fight, but rafes hands still remain around your neck as your body slumps against the bed, eyes falling closed.

you cough, startling yourself away as your hand comes to rub at your throat, bruised and red.

“here baby, drink some water.” rafe says, handing you a cup, but when you try to reach for it with both hands, you realize you can’t move one, causing you to look in confusion before realizing that you are handcuffed to rafes bed with a chain.

“rafe, what the fuck?” you begin to flail, trying to get away, tugging on the chain as you hit the cup out of rafes hand, sending water everywhere as you struggle, continuing to scream until you realize it’s no use, your voice becoming hoarse as sobs rack your body.

“baby, you’re gonna hurt yourself. stop.” rafe says softly, pushing your shoulders back against the bed.

“you fucking chained me up! you choked me!” you shout, trying to tug again at the handcuff, but the skin on your wrist is already red and painful. “help! help! sarah!” “oh, baby.” rafe sits down on the edge of the bed, making you tense up. “sarah isn’t going to bug us anymore. she will never try to ruin you for me again with her toxic words.”

“what did you do to her?” you know that rafe has darkness in him, but you thought he was getting better, that you were helping him get over his anger, but his heart must have already been stained black, unable to be reversed. “did you kill her rafe?” “it wouldn’t be the first person i killed.” he says, his voice still soft, making you even more scared than if he was yelling, his eyes looking clear and with it, obviously not under the control of any substance.

rafe leans close, “and if you try to leave me again, i will kill you too.” he says, before pressing a kiss against your still lips, too afraid to kiss back the monster that you now see lurking behind your boyfriends eyes.

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landograndprix · 9 months

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「Children of divorce ๛ m.v」

✧.* in which the fans are worried about the kids after yours and max's break up and in which your kids might just bring you back together.

✧.* taglists & requests are open!

✧.*pls an insta au where reader and max used to be exes that broke up on good terms (basically the “no time for each other”) but drifted back together somehow and fans find out from max’s cats on your ig stories 🥹// this probably needs a part 2 or I'll leave it an open ending :) // also lost my list with people who want to be tagged in my work so sorry!

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📍 Monte-Carlo, Monaco

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y/nverstappen home far away from home 🇲🇨

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norrislandofans gorgeous as always ❤️‍🔥

maxmaxmax sis why you in Monaco?

zhou_ey it's her weekend with the kids..

maxmaxmax stop, don't remind me of the divorce pls

f1_wags are you going to be at the GP this weekend?

verstappenmaxx Monaco you say? 👀

lestappen116 guys relax, she broke up with Max not with the sport, she's probably in town for the GP this weekend!!

norry4 who took the picture? 😏

yourbestfrienduser I did

y/nmax I know mother is here to watch cars go vroom vroom real fast but I'm delulu and she's here to be with max and max only.

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📍 Silverstone circuit

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redbullracing taking home the gold 🥇

#Britishgp #f1 #Maxverstappen

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maxiemax mega 💥💥

lestappen116 y/n in the likes 🥺

y/nverstappen always supporting max no matter what 🥺

checper where's checo?

norry4 not on the podium..

hannahh amazing drive like anyways!

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redbullracing our champion 💪

julieeeexo love that she's still supporting max

verstapnorr pls I'm livng of these y/nmax crumbs, I'm barely surviving 😩

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y/nusername as of lately..🌸

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maxiel13 jim and sass?!

maxmaxmax only real ones know max used to get her those kind of bouquets 👀

landonorris I run those streets

landoscar 'I am the sugar daddy'

verstapy/n I'm trying not to get my hopes up and then she posts stuff like this?

bott_ass it's literally just a picture of her cats, doesn't have to mean anything..

vertsapy/n girl it means everything to me 😔

charl16 mom's with the kids again 🥰

mv1dr3 ..mom should be with the father of her kids too

chilisainz y'all talk some weird bullshit about these people 💀

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chisatowo · 2 years

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Man I've been in such a bad mood lately I don't wanna feel this bitter and spiteful abt everything but idk how to try and feel better since the root cause is smth I can't avoid hhhhhh

#rat rambles #rat vents #I was given a choice to avoid it a while back but my mom changed her mind so now I dont get a choice #which sucks because I rly rly dont wanna have to spend time around my cousins and other relatives on that side #ig I can only hope that the one stepcousin I actually like is still around but I probably wont get to see them much even still #theres technically another cousin I like but even hes become exhausting to be around #and then theres the shithead cousin and his shithead dad who I hate and am tired of pretending I dont hate #I kinda wanna shave my head before going just to spite them tbh but I wont #like my grandparents from that side's house is nice and stuff and theyre nice but like its all just become so. tainted to me.#but I cant rly avoid any of my cousins because itd take a god damn miracle for my mom to let me #which is bullshit tbh Im an adult now Im willing to visit my dad but I dont think I should be forced to do anything more #but like what else am I gonna do my mom has already payed for shit :/#I just dont wanna have to keep playing nice with ppl who dont think I exist yknow? even if they dont know Im trans #if I have to hear 'we can disagree while still respecting eachother's opinion' one more time Ill fucking snap #like bestie I dont respect your opinion thats the point #caculating the pros and cons of bringing my trans flag and just wearing it the whole time #pros: get to snap and be fueled by spite #cons: might get hate crimed :/#gonna double down on my threats of violence against transphobes this time if that bitch whines abt it Ill just deck him /j #Im so so tired of being nice I wanna go apeshit so so badly #I dont wanna debate ppl I just wanna be able to chill while on vacation without having to tollerate bigotry to do it

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psihoactiv · 2 years

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why is this ariana grande song making me tear up

#ever since i quit my meds im back on my cry baby bullshit #its annoying but ig this is who i am?

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sanjisboyfie · 7 months

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one piece smau: dating zoro edition

- slight nsfw images + wording , very slight

- male reader !!

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[name]s_hubby: please do not start drooling i might break up w u

-> rzs.[name]: u practically started crying when i told u i had to leave the bed to go to school , i cant even jmagine if i broke up w you

-> uso_pp: his ass is not built to survive without u [name] pls dont break up w him for the sake of everyone else

randomgirl: happy for u ig ...

-> [name]s_hubby: im gonna block u from [name]s phone cuz hes too nice to do it himself foh w ur bullshit

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johnnybro: BIG BRO ZORO GOT THE CUTEST BOYFRIEND EVER

-> rzs.[name]: JOHNNNNYY zoro says he misses u

-> [name]s_hubby: i didnt but good to hear from u johnny and yes my bf is the cutest

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SUPERCOLA: zoros drunk ass couldnt even stand upright and [name] had to go on over there to sober him up

tagged: rzs.[name] and [name]s_hubby

robinkills: what even got him to come back to his senses? he was so drunk

-> rzs.[name]: i told him he would have to sleep on the couch unless he got serious

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-> dni_nami: thats all it took??? wtf 💀💀💀

freeluffy: zoro is so funny 😂😂😂 he kept bumping into poles ans apologizing to them

-> [name]s_hubby: luffy delete this comment rn u have ten minutes.

rzs.[name]: i love my boyfriend 😇 even if hes so fucking stupid

-> SUPERCOLA: pls do NOT start beef in my comment section i was tryna show how cut u guys r as a couple not how stupid u both are

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[name]s_hubby: one day ill put a proper ring on his finger and then MAYBE just maybe bitches will stop tryna slide in his dms

tagged: rzs.[name]

uso_pp: it was cute until u threatened a whole population of people

-> [name]s_hubby: the issue is that theres a whole population of people tryna get w my bf, thats not my fault

dni_nami: zoro u almost had me fooled that u were being a SWEET bf for once

rzs.[name]: why not rn???

-> [name]s_hubby: shhh

princesanji: the caption couldve been smth great and then u ruined it

-> [name]s_hubby: and ur still single. so...

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rzs.[name]: i was told to make it more obvious on my acc that i have a bf (even tho hes in all my posts) so pls stop dming me now ty

tagged: [name]s_hubby

[name]s_hubby: his username is literally "roronoa zoro's [name]" as in - IM RORONOA ZORO ... i need all of u to wake tf up

-> rzs.[name]: and my man!!! thank u to my man!!

dni_nami: if anyone knew u two in real life theyd know all u do is talk abt each other

uso_pp: the world if ppl were able to take a hint🌈✨✌️☮️🕊️

princesanji: i am begging all of u to actually stop dming [name] bc the amt of ppl is genuinely stressing zoro out and its making him act even more like an asshole to the rest of us. please spare us this treatment and leave them both alone

[liked by [name]s_hubby, rzs.name, and 120 others]

rzs.[name]'s story:

happy 2 yr anniversary, im so lucky to have you in my life

[name]s_hubby replied to your story: i hope i get to wake up next to you everyday, i love you so much please come home quick so i can show you pretty boy <3

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charles leclerc lovebot ♡ cl x reader

summary: you're carlos' sister and dating charles and have too much fun with it

requested? yes/no

yn.sainz added to their story

yn.sainz

liked by scuderiaferrari, carlossainz55, charles_leclerc and 219.291 others

yn.sainz back on my bullshit supporting these two legends from the back of the garage this weekend 🤠

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peargasly THE PICS STOP SJAOSKAOOS SHE'S KILLING THEM

vroomvroom naur not her doing two of the most attractive drivers dirty like that 💀

scuderiaferrari that's the support we love to see 💪

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f1 should we change the driver portraits? 🤔

charlos little sister vibes OFF the charts

charles_leclerc thank you mon amour 😅❤

yn.sainz you're welcome bro 👊🏼

carlos55 SJAKSJKAKSOA BRO???? CARLOS WHERE U AT UR SIS IS WILDING

carlossainz55 🙈

yn.sainz added to their story

scuderiaferrari

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scuderiaferrari ladies and gentlemen... her (ft. Charles) ❤

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peargasly SHEEEEEEEE and charles is there too ig

yn.sainz came out decked in red 💪❤

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carlossainz55 when your sister is more loved by your team than you 🤔

charles_leclerc not hard mate

carlossainz55 cabrón

charleslechair THE GIRLS ARE FIIIIIGHTIIIING

charlos @.scuderiaferrari admin is a y/n stan first, ferrari lover second

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scuderiaferrari

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scuderiaferrari carlos appreciation post courtesy of @.yn.sainz (ft. Charles) ❤

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charlos charles is everywhere 🤣

carlossainz55 thank you @.yn.sainz for using such flattering images

yn.sainz YOU'RE SO WELCOME CABRÓN

peargasly it's the one good pic of carlos for me

f1 @.yn.sainz would you be open to an admin position?

yn.sainz what's the pay like? 🤔

f1 you'll get to see charles and carlos everyday

yn.sainz no, I'll pass ❤

ferrarilover SHE PASSES 💀 ON SEEING HER BRO AND BF 💀 EVERYDAY 💀💀💀

vroomvroom THE MEMES SJAKSIAOKSOA she's bullying her older brother 😭

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yn.sainz

liked by charles_leclerc, carlossainz55, scuderiaferrari and 211.776 others

yn.sainz P3 BABYYYYY from the BACK of the field. I love you so much, mon amour ❤ here's to many more amazing drives and podiums 💞

(he didn't share any food btw)

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scuderiaferrari 👊🏼🔥

charles_leclerc thank you y/n ❤ but you didn't have to tell anyone of the food 😅

yn.sainz I'VE BEEN STARVED. BY YOU

charles_leclerc lies. slander.

yn.sainz who helped u comment that 🤔

pierregasly and he is an armani model...

yn.sainz jealous?

charleslechair LOOK AT HIIIIM HES SO BABY

peargasly obsessed w charles shoving food in his mouth and y/n blasting him on main

charles_leclerc

liked by scuderiaferrari, yn.sainz, carlossainz55 and 791.291 others

charles_leclerc race week dump 👊🏼 @.yn.sainz

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honeybadger HELP???? ALL OF THEM HAVE Y/N IN THEM????

scuderiaferrari to be young and in love 💞

yn.sainz baby ❤

pierregasly call me trendsetter 😎

yn.sainz he's doing it better than you

charles_leclerc ☝️

vroomvroom he's so whipped... walking into traffic

yt22 oh to be the lucky one to be on a date by the beach with y/n ❤

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carlossainz55 where am I?

yn.sainz in the car I'm posing in front of

tifosi16 SHE BASICALLY CALLED HIM IRRELEVANT LMAOOOO

yn.sainz

liked by f1, pierregasly, carlossainz55 and 329.111 others

yn.sainz race week dump 💞

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vrromvroom the wildly different vibes are telling me all i need to know about her and charles

charles_leclerc 🙌🏻❤

peargasly SHE'S SO CHAOTIC AND FOR WHAT

pierregasly now that is a photo dump

yn.sainz better than yours right

ynlovebot STOP KILLING HIM IN THE COMMENTS

yt22 FERRARI IS MY RED FLAG SJAKSKAKKS SHES SO REAL HELP

honeybadger look at that carlos pic 🤣🤣🤣

ferrarilover the same kiss picture 😍 I'm fine

charlos how does @.carlossainz55 deal with her 😭

carlossainz55 I don't

yn.sainz he doesn't

charles_leclerc I also don't 😜

#f1 social media au #f1 instagram au #charles leclerc fanfic #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc x you #charles leclerc imagine #**mine #**requests

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