Never-mind writing a movie review I had some slaying to do
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I am a scavenger.. a vulture if you will.
I have doe skulls from people who have discarded their hunt, I have a 3-4ft gator from a roadkill incident, a turtle shell from a little one who didn't make it in the world, and now I have a hawk from yet another car incident.
I leave an offering for everything I take though. I respect every animal I have.
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I am a little goblin, I collect anything I like with no thoughts about how it would be aesthetic in any way. I am not only just realizing my aesthetic is goblincore, but I am also realizing I am truly like a little goblin. I have eggshells just kind of on my shelf. Fucking. EGGSHELLS—
I also have duck and geese feathers, rocks, gemstones, random jewelry, beads, marbles, yarn, sunglasses I dont use, old headphones/earbuds, dead flower petals/flower heads, sticks, leaves, bottles, the tip of corn stalks, shells, accessories that are supposed to be in fishtanks, and many many other things.
I need a fucking sign on the door to my room that is made of different peices of bark and moss that says “The Goblins Den” because my room is literally a goblin den at this point.
It may be because of my ADHD but I honestly don’t care, let me hoard random shit without the complaints alright—?
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Hypothetically?
If ya girl was gonna write a super soft one shot about a reader who is overworked and overtired and needs to be taken care of (no relation)
Which boy would be the best to do that for her
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Yeah the world seems like it's in a bad place right now, that's why it's important to fight for what you believe in, why attack people on the streets? Your violent! Why tie this damsel to this train track? *twirls mustache while snickering* >=)!
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i am not a twitter refugee
i am not a reddit refugee
i have used both
i am just a little social media goblin
must have an account everywhere
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I feel around my chin for hairs like a gentleman scratching his goatee or something.
It's just me tryna pluck my nonexistent goatee-lings out.
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For the hcs thing:
-you drink seven cups of coffee a day
-short (affectionate AND derogatory)
-big fan of oversized hoodies
-i used to drink coffee alot but now i jsut drink syrup straight from the bottle
-yes it's true i am very short :'D
-YES I HAVE A BIG PINK HOODIE THAT I WEAR EVERYDAY AND NEVER WASH
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it's -4 degrees outside with the windchill, and I went outside twice this morning in my nightgown without shoes
once to bring my dog in because he couldn't find the door
once to crank wife's car before she went to work
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