the internet isnt enough i need to appear in my mutuals rooms and gossip while hanging upside down off their beds
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Me, reading my scraps of fics in my notes app: oh, that’s good, I really like that. Someone should finish that.
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i luv him guys this is real
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i just know he fucks crazy i have to say it ! so nasty it’d be the hot topic of girls brunch the next day
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PEDRO PASCAL as EZRA
Prospect (2018) dir. Zeek Earl & Chris Caldwell
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I keep having these vivid dreams about Joel Miller being obsessed with gaping you open on his thick and meaty cock.
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First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳
Seasoned smut writer: *ringing bell* Come get uR PORNOGRAPHY! 10k pwp, it's KINKY AS HECK so share it with all your friends!!! If you've got any suggestions for my Kinktober just drop it in the comments, I will write whatever wet, messy & DOWNRIGHT FILTHY fic about these two idiots 👏
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not to be radical or whatever, but i think that maybe calling women and queer people “pedophiles” for fanfiction is actually not the activism you think it is
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A full blown stranger reached into my car and plucked the spider off my steering wheel while I was stood five feet away frozen in fear this morning.
I hope they get everything they want for Christmas / birthday /holidays for the rest of their goddamn life. I hope their pillow is always cool and their sheets are always crisp. I hope every towel they use in winter is warm and soft. I hope they have one day a week where they wake up and the sun is shining and they have a sense of calm and peace wash over them. I hope their coffee is always exactly right.
What a good fucking person.
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tumblr will never count as social media to me. This shit a secret hideout and we just all happen to see each others thoughts
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love youuuuuuuu hope ur having a good friday 🤍
I'M SO BORED BUT I AM THANK YOU I HOPE YOU ARE AS WELL
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Can everyone stop being asleep so I can bother them? I have nothing to do today.
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The problem with using the queue and never marking that I use the queue is sometimes I scroll my dash and nearly reblog myself
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