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pitzki · 2 months

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This is so kylarcore omg

i love kylar class of 09 unfathomably much even tho he'd probably beat me up irl

#class of 09 #kylar class of 09 #jock #video #capcut #edit #i actually did not cook #the food is raw #rawer than margret thatcher's shriveled corpse #animation #why did the animation take so long #regrets i have a few #then again too few to mention #car crash

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months

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your Jeremy seems like the kinda guy that, when he first sees scoop'd Michael, just goes "yooo sick dude!"

YOU GET IT… I’M GLAD y’all get and like Jeremy,,

#ask reply #literally exactly the vibes I’m trying to give him #I’m so happy yall like him seriously #the whole idea of Jeremy being chipper and Michael being gloomy #is such a good dynamic #I WANT TO DRAWW Jeremy sm more after this!#there’s so much to draw.. I just cook #for him.. for Jeremy the beloved 💗#BTW IM GLAD YALL find him pretty too!!#I was actually surprised by how many comments I got #over how much they wanted to kiss Jeremy BAHA #THE BEST COMPLIMENTS I know I did a good job #more Jeremy soon promise 🩵🩵

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lemongogo · 2 months

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#waiting for livraz 2 show up^#elendira #trigun maximum #trigun #lg doodles #mo but im like . going 2 complain for five secodns #but i hate working full time i hate it ive awkays hated it i will always hate it and when im dead ill still be hating on it #NOOO ENERGYY(‘!!!for anything . ever .#like ive given up on hobbies bc it feels soo fcking impossible to do anyrhing that isnt cooking dinner and then passing out 4 the night #miserable existence i want to claw my face off #the oast two yrs have been manageable in the sense that i alws had smt to look forward to #hyperfix or whagever. but these past 6 months r grey.DESOLATE‼️‼️‼️devoid of purpose #elendira outstretched hand lets take ibuprofen together #but its lexapro #anyways . ^__^!!~~ hope uve had a good day today #or did smt fun this week #bHELPPPP #walking 2 my car rn actually .. inagine the virgin walk guy thats like this > 🚶#metbh #being let out of my hamster cage . only to return 2morrow

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ptanalo · 11 months

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They are forever in their honeymoon era 🫶

#my art #sulemio #gundam witch spoilers #gwitch #suletta mercury #miorine rembran #ericht samaya #I love eri being a little hater #she did NOT turn into a portable keychain that can easily be put anywhere just for her to witness her sister and in-law doing pda #like she’s had enough of that as aerial like it was unavoidable how were they gonna move her???#just put her in another room damn she sick and tired #ALSO ALSO ALSO here is my miorine can cook agenda #yes she’ll burn down a kitchen or two tryinv to learn how to cook #but with the power of loving her wife sm onher side she actually becomes a very decent cook at some point #with a lot of begrudging help from chuchu and not so begrudging from the other earth house crew :’)

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jiiyawns · 11 months

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yeah im normal. im very normal. so normal. shadow prime amirite guys

i like this one the most so close up (ironically, this is the color palette i was the most scared to deal with bc i don't usually use greens)

#sonic #shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic prime #he's such a bastard and for what #smug bitch. he's literally 3 feet tall. im going to push him off the ark again #i think i like. i had a whole plan on how to do the bottom rectangle/i literally drew it first. but.#i think if i lineart something seriously. i lose the ability to color it the way i was planning. or something #visualized it completely and then just like it evaporated i don't know where the fuck the thought went it's gone???#so now i think that coloring fucking sucks ass actually but i don't want to work on it any longer bc im like shaking my brain #and ic an't find the original THOUGHTS i HAD where did it GO i was COOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyways. hi #fanart #draw

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deuynndoodles · 2 months

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[ID: A colored, digital comic featuring characters from Dey's Links Meet AU with a focus on Mask. The colors are muted and warm.

The group walk through a forest marked as "Rancher's Era." Rancher leads the group, commenting that they're "Almost there". Tiny, Tracks, Mask, Vet and Sky follow behind him, in that order.

"Oh, how sad..." someone says. A skeleton rests against a tree, sword and shield in hand, wearing the Hero's Shade armor. Mask's shadow casts upon the skeleton, their head lining up right with the skull.

Mask furrows their brow, expression near indiscernible.

"Kid, hurry up!" Mask rolls their eyes and turns to follow.

Sky waves to Mask as they run ahead to catch up. Their eyes are not visible. End ID]

hero's shade

#doodles #dlm #dey's links meet au #mask dlm #loz #legend of zelda #majora's mask #mm #twilight princess #tp #hero's shade #<- me just piling tags in here in hopes someone will see it lol #this has been cooking for two months. i'm happy it's finally done!#came up w the idea 2 months ago + did a thumbnail march 1st + started the actual file around march 26th #still unsure on the colors (the shadow rlly threw me off) but i'm ok w them for now #i don't usually color comics if u can tell #4/14/24 #minor edit cuz there was a random blob

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rintoki · 2 months

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playing dress up with aventurine. where he’s your pretty little doll. trying on clothes because he likes to show off how pretty he looks in everything. except the clothes gets progressively raunchier… and sluttier… and more revealing. until he finally comes out in just lingerie, expecting some kind of reaction from you.

but you’ve just been looking on with a mild smile on your face, barely even a chuckle as he climbs onto your lap. aventurine can feel the familiar anxiety in his belly, the doubt growing in his mind. but he can’t turn back now; instead he grabs your hands, bringing them to his waist as he puts on the overconfident expression he knows all too well.

he spills his honeyed words, his eyes drawing you in. he’s far too pretty—gorgeous even—for you to ignore him like that. so he toys with the loosely tied bow across his chest; it wasn’t meant to stay tied for long, one small tug and it all comes undone.

he feels your thumbs rubbing along his waist, hands squeezing slightly and aventurine feels right on the edge. so, so close, he’s almost got you. the thrill of winning just within reach, just a little more…

“you look amazing in this one as well, i’m sure your lover will deeply enjoy it,” your easy smile and relaxed frame gave nothing away, toying with the silky fabric of the lingerie.

and he nearly stumbles as you move to stand, signaling the end of your little ‘meeting’. you’re not sure what he’s looking to gain from doing this, especially since he has yet to propose some kind of deal to you. however, it was getting late, and it wouldn’t look too good on either of you if you were seen leaving his residence so late in the night.

“if there’s no other outfits to show me, i think i’ll take my leave then. have a good night, aventurine.”

you’re gone before he can even think of an excuse to make you stay. or rather, if him dressing up like such in front of you isn’t enough to get you to stay, what else is a man to do?

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termiken · 4 months

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divorce

#bigtop burger #btb cesare #btb steve #steve btb #cesare btb #been cooking this one for quite a bit #i might give you a virtual burger if you tell me what i did with the text and the background #really proud of this one actually but colours scare me #my art

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fatuismooches · 2 months

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I feel like we don't talk more about how dottore feels about his s/o being zandy's parental figure, his younger self, no less. Like, he would feel a certain way when reader holds zandy like a parent would and cooing at him. When reader picks up zandy (when they've managed to gain that strength) from under the armpits and carry him like a child.

YES! In general, Dottore didn't expect you to become so attached to all of his segments. He anticipated you getting to know them and all, due to loneliness and other things, but you love them all very much. Which is a miscalculation on his part, he probably should have expected it with your nature. Though, he's not sure whether to be flattered or annoyed that your love for him runs that deep. If he had it his way, he'd keep all your attention on him... but you seem all too willing to divide your attention, despite there being only one of you and a dozen or so of them... He sort of applauds your management.

However, regarding Zandy his feelings seem unclear. It's clear that he created the segments to preserve his perspectives and help him further his knowledge, but there was no real relationship outside of that. However, for you, it's the opposite. Each relationship you have with the segments is unique, especially your one with Dottore's child self. At first, the Harbinger didn't pay much attention to it. But it became increasingly obvious how much you loved Zandy.

From the moment you met the kid, you chose to open yourself up to him fully without any reserve. You chose to indulge Zandy's every childish whim and listened to him, no matter how dumb it seemed. You chose to love him, something his birth parents didn't do even though they were supposed to. (And you choose to carry him in your arms despite lacking the strength... apparently, you promised him the first thing you'd do once you recover was to give Zandy a proper piggyback ride.) Is his child self truly that lovable? The same one deemed a monster, a heretic? If he looks at your actions, then the apparent answer is a resounding yes.

Still, despite these feelings, he doesn't say a word to you about them. He merely looks on contemplatively, still barely uttering any words to his child self. Maybe if you keep trying, you can get the two, so vastly different on the outside, yet perhaps similar on the inside, to become closer...?

#smooches talks #dottore love notes <3 #zandy bb <3 #fragile reader <3 #omggg i need to write more abt zandy #maybe i should write a fic centered around you zandy and prime dottore #THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS PRETTY FUN... hmm #WHAT IF ITS LIKE. the 5+1 concept (five times they didn't do something vs the one time they did)#five times he ignored zandy vs the one time he didn't??? ok maybe the writing juices r flowing!! I MAY COOK!

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diamondsheep · 7 months

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your blog layout is making it look like zoro is at his new home the baratie fkgsdfghgh

YES !! that's trueee!! ASDASKJFSLKJ

Now he lives there with his husband 💚💛💚💛

who is extremely embarrassed about this, because his family keeps annoying him because a stinky marimo stole his heart 💚💚💚

#but of course they are happy for them and Zoro doesn't mind the jokes and he actually enjoys annoying the cook with the rest of the chefs <3 #btw !! i also like your header and your icon!!!! asdkajshd i like how zoro is just like 🧍‍♂️ waiting for them to pick him up lol #ALSO !! you 🤝 me ! Having icons of Sanji and Zoro with each others respective colors as backgrounds lol #... did i just draw an ZoSan AU where they live together in the Baratie as a happily married couple based on my blog redesign ?#asdjhasdjha #zosan #zoro #sanji #one piece #ram doodles #answer #roronoa zoro #blackleg sanji #ram talks #my drawings

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leon-on-the-froggy-chair · 6 months

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i doodled serennedy in crop tops for my mental health

#woah an art post fjdjd #fun fact i did these while waiting on my jank ass microwave to actually cook my food #i gave luis one of those jackets with the tassels bc i got one recently teeheeheehee #luis serra #leon kennedy #leon on the froggy chair art

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lazycranberrydoodles · 2 months

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a short fully colored lan wangji animatic from march of last year that i didn't post??? yes please! / feat. Death Couldn't Tear Us Apart by LVCRFT

#lvcrft mostly makes silly halloween themed pop/hip hop but DCTUA is pleasantly solemn and heartbreaking #the thing is death DID tear them apart :/#i thought the melody thingies ?? in the chorus kind of sounded like the glowy bits that happen when you play inquiry #i also thought about lwj putting in effort to play it during the 13 y and it fading into darkness every time and... :'(#note the awesome limited palette AND actually referenced guqin poses #no i do not think my year old art stands on its own now BUT i was cooking with this concept and the coloring #my art #mdzs #wangxian #mdzs animatic #animatic #animation #lan wangji #wei wuxian #lvcrft #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #art #mdzs spoilers

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foursaints · 3 days

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the idea that evan just doesn't like food always tickles me. like this little guy will return home from dissecting and running experiments on corpses to just eat... a biscuit? a little snack? before bedtime?

we're underestimating the extent to which evan rosier attends to his own bodily upkeep like a fucking robot... i think he returns home from dissecting to sit at his kitchen counter. he sighs laboriously, and then eats his beloved bowl of porridge at 11pm, then he turns to eat a handful of vegetables & protein bars which he's selected to optimize his nutrition. he hates the whole process so it looks like Deadpan Expression -> Loud Bite Of Celery -> Visible Wince -> Repeat

barty is sitting across the table absolutely Housing a burrito just watching this like Bro.....

#a #i actually think barty is talented at cooking (did it for his mom) & ends up easing ev into a better relationship with food eventually #but Evan rosier alone is choking down Nutrition Bars with the deadest eyes #the way this ask is phrased is so funny. ily anon

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murrlizas-art-corner · 2 months

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late-night utena sketches

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akechi-stole-my-heart · 4 months

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i maintain that the reason goro sucks at cooking is bc he absolutely cannot for the life of him experiment with it. he can follow instructions fine but if there's vague terms or if something says to eyeball it he's completely lost. that, and goro cannot stand having to do multiple things at once and will absolutely burn a building down because he wasn't keeping a close enough eye on the stove. this is what makes akira so good at cooking, on the other hand--he thrives at experimenting and taste testing and the chaos of the kitchen is something he lives for.

HOWEVER. goro is very good at following a step-by-step guide. he is extremely meticulous. he is capable of being precise with measurements. so once he's introduced to it, goro becomes an incredible baker. it even becomes therapeutic, a method of relaxing after a long day. akira hates baking for the same reasons goro loves it, but loves having yummy tasty treats, so baking becomes goro's forte.

unfortunately, being the friend who brings baked goods to every hangout means goro is not escaping the has-a-sweet-tooth allegations anytime soon.

#if you're curious I do think goro has a sweet tooth. or did as a kid. but had to play it up for the cameras so much #and food became such a Means To An End (like everything else) that he stopped caring abt taste and grew resentful of the sweet tooth #shtick just like he grew resentful of the detective prince as a whole. so he isn't *lying* when he says it's for the cameras #but he also isn't telling the truth either. ofc the sweet tooth thing is a lie just like everything about the detective prince is a lie #<- delusional. the mask is just as much a part of him as what it disguises #baby goro loved his mother's pancakes is what im saying. back when she still cooked for him........#(so pancakes and sweets are also associated with his mother. which only complicated his feelings even further)#so yeah! that's my opinion on the does goro like sweets thing #well yes but actually no but actually yes #sera posts #goro akechi #sera talks goro

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keiksy-cake · 8 months

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Hetalia Poll Results Pt 1: Character Whose House You'd Like To Visit

Finished this one super quickly! Thanks again to the donator who requested! 🥰

As promised, here are the other results for now that I may or may not get to:

Character Who You'd Want To Be Your Boss: Germany (Hima's recc: Germany)

Character Who Would Make The Best Friend: Japan (Hima's recc: Italy)

Character Who You'd Like To Eat With: Italy (Hima's recc: France)

(These next few ones are just by Hima I think)

Whose House You Should Visit: Singapore

Who Would Be A Great Host: India

...Be A Popular Youtuber: America

...Be A Popular Comedian: Spain

...Be The Heaviest Drinker: Russia

...Have Light Feet: Wy

It's also my birthday today so I would appreciate any thanks in the form of happy bday messages ❤️

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[Please note, I’m actually an amateur in Japanese and have to use various resources and translation machines to help me. If you notice a possible mistake or want clarification, please bring it up to me *politely* and not aggressively or hostile.]

#hetalia collezione #hetalia #aph hetalia #hetalia england #aph england #aph japan #aph italy #aph prussia #aph spain #“even the scary things” lmao love Hima's constant shade to Iggy's cooking lol #“a guided diary tour by the character himself would be popular” yes hima PLEASE make it happen 😭#actual spaniard churros arent that great tho #mexican churros are where it's at 😎#“I want to annoy him” WHY?! What did he do to you?? 😭 he already suffers enough 😭#Poland did you write that one?#happy birthday to me ❤️

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