can you imagine being like astarion’s cousin or something and like you met him a couple times and one day he just dies under “mysterious circumstances” (murder) and the whole family think it was probably this one gang but also *allegedly* they found his body completely bloodless sooooo??? and you’re all elves so like you live the next 200 years and he occasionally comes up as like. ancunín family lore™️ and then one day after some weird shit goes down in the city you check the paper and he’s listed as a hero who saved this city, there’s a like painting of him and his friends and everything
Has anybody ever thought about making catgirl milfs???? I think it’d be very funny. Like imagine you’re trying to finish a presentation for school and a middle aged woman with cat ears and a tail just sits on your laptop instantly shattering the screen. Or her going “hey darling, I got you a little something “ and handing you a small dead critter she caught. Imagine buying her some sort of expensive gift and she just ignores it to go sit in her old cardboard box that’s already falling apart????? The purring when she’s happy???????
y’know what’s fucked me up and I’m threatening to make an essay about since I finished the game. insomniac’s depiction of the symbiote can be interpreted as a metaphor for addiction
in terms of the most embarassing things that have happened to me lately, the fact that someone had to Remind me i wrote a 40k novella last month because i completely forgot about it is up there for sure.