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kiddoryder · 5 years

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Gemini Frame Up

Hey guys! Sorry for the long delay, I was busy with school and my allergies kicked me in the butt XP but I’m all better!

Anyway, based on a rp I did with one of my besties @anitoonzforever, this story will be about Sonya/Liz being framed for a crime she didn’t do and it’s up to Charlie and the others to clear her name.

So relax and enjoy the story!

It was just a regular day in the hotel, and everybody was relaxing and doing their own thing. Charlie came back from outside getting the mail. It was the usual bills, junk mail, but then she got a letter with an apple design on it which meant it was from her father Lucifer: The King of Hell. Charlie opened the letter and when she was reading it, her eyes widen and squeal in happiness. This got her girlfriend Vaggie, friend Angel Dust and her baby cousin Sonya attention.

Vaggie - “What is it Charlie? What all the screaming about?”

Charlie - *excited* “My family is hosting a party and Sonya and I are invited!!”

Vaggie - *happy* “Oh that's great!”

Charlie- “And we can bring guest so I'm bringing you and Angel Dust!”

Angel - “Are you serious?”

Charlie - “Yes I am serious.”

Angel - “Why should I go to some fucking fancy Schmancy party?”

Charlie - “Aw come on Angel it will be fun! Plus I feel like this can help you interact with people as a way to get clean and maybe make some new friends.”

Angel - “And risk my reputation? No thanks.”

Sonya: *comes in* “Count me and Liz out too.”

Vaggie - “What? Why?”

Sonya - “Because they said that everybody is going to be there. That include more cousins and Liz and I don't like them.”

Angel - “Why's that?”

Sonya - “Liz and I are the Forever Black Sheep.”

Vaggie - *confused* “The forever black sheep? What’s the hell is that?”

Then they see Liz coming out in shadow form who looks down in shame. Sonya and Charlie gave her a sympathetic look and Sonya took a deep breath and said:

Sonya - “When Liz came into our lives, most of our family thought I was mentally ill or curse because they discovered Liz as my shadow and whenever Liz came out, she was...kind of...really hyperactive. They kept me locked in the house thinking I wasn’t ready to go out until I was “better”. They would ask different people including uncles, aunts, and cousins to come to help me in a science or magic but not painful way. I know my parents meant well and Liz didn't blame them because they honestly trying to help and didn’t know. But when it comes to the cousins, we would have to spend time with them even at family reunions to keep me company. Whenever Liz came out, she plays with them...very very roughly.”

Angel - “And they hated it?”

Sonya - “Every minute of it. Even if Liz didn't come out, the cousins wasn't interest in because I wasn't into girly stuff. I mean, they would look at me weird I mention different kinds of magic, or boy stuff like sports. Even they thought I dress weird.”

Charlie - “You don't dress weird. You're stylish in my eye.”

Sonya - Thanks but they don't think so. They even think Liz dresses weird. Even it came to stuff like family reunions and all, they would all ignore me and give me the cold shoulder.”

Charlie - “But luckily for you, I stepped in and help you with Liz. It turns out that not only Sonya was born a Gemini, Liz didn't mean to act hyper she just wanted to play and be part of the family. All I did was taught her the different between right and wrong.”

Sonya - “That's true. Without Charlie, I don't know where I'd be.”

Vaggie - “So after Charlie tamed that psycho brat everything was cool?”

Sonya - *sighs* “Sadly no. Even when Liz was tamed and reveal that we are Gemini's, they still ignore us and gave us the cold shoulder. The only reason we are ever invited because hating me and Liz brings them closer together.”

Angel - *a little sympathetic* “Did you try talking to them?”

Sonya - “They won't listen and who cares? They are assholes anyway.”

Charlie - *kneeled down to Sonya’s height level and put her hands on her shoulder* I know but this is really important cause it's one of Daddy's galas. You know how much he loves those, and he wants everybody to be there. He will be hurt if you didn’t go.”

Sonya - *nervously* “Can you just tell him I'm sick or something?”

Charlie - “Now you know I can't lie to my parents. Also, your parents are gonna be there too. How about this: you go and just stick by me the whole time? You don't have to talk to them. I won’t force you to talk to them.”

Sonya - *reluctantly* “Well as long as those punks keep away from me...I guess I can go for a good time.”

Charlie - *happy* “Cool! We better start getting ready and wear your fanciest clothes you guys.”

Sonya and Liz roll their eyes but doesn't complain as she and the others get dressed getting ready to go to the gala.

()()()()()()()()()

Charlie and the others were all downstairs waiting for Sonya. Charlie was wearing a pink fire design shirt with black overall dress. Vaggie was wearing a gray and white dress that had moth designs on it. Angel was wearing a white wig with pink streaks, a red and pink short dress, black panty hose, and red rose heels. He also wore lipstick and mascara on and black long gloves.

Vaggie - “Man What’s taking Sonya so long?”

Angel - “Hey some people are concern about their looks. Unlike some girl I know and see every day.”

Vaggie - *annoyed* “Said the fucking asshole who spent like 50 years in the bathroom putting on makeup!”

Angel - “At least I make an effort on looking pretty!”

Vaggie - *about to punch him* “Why you!!”

Charlie - “Enough! I’m pretty sure Sonya is just wanting to look nice. We can’t rush-“

Sonya - “I’m ready!”

Sonya walked downstairs and they all saw that her hair was in two low pigtails, long black fingerless gloves, wearing a headband with a little black top hat on it, a black short cape, a unitarded with a sky-blue tuxedo design, net leggings and high purple black converse.

Charlie - *amazed* “You look great!”

Sonya - *smiles* “Thanks. You guys look great too.”

Vaggie - “Thanks.”

Angel - “I’m surprise that you actually wearing a unitarded kid.”

Sonya - “Well it is the least girly thing me and Liz would actually wear. Beside you know how Liz love to mix up outfits she wouldn’t want me to wear just a tuxedo.”

Charlie - “That’s true. Okay is everybody ready?”

Vaggie - “I'm ready.”

Angel - “Me too.”

Charlie - “Alright let's go in the limo!”

They went outside and went inside the limo. As they were driving to the mansion, Vaggie seem a little nervous yet excited.

Vaggie - “I can't believe that I’m actually going to meet Lucifer and Lilith themselves!”

Angel - “Ya never meet Charlie’s Ma and Pops?”

Vaggie - “No not really. I mean, they are the rulers of Hell. I didn’t that they would have the time.”

Charlie - “Don’t worry they will like you guys and I know you will definitely love them!”

As the others was talking, Sonya was just listening to music on her phone. She noticed that Liz came out looking nervous. Sonya took off her headphones and said:

Sonya - “It's okay, Liz. Charlie won't let anything happen to us. Besides, we are just gonna stick by her, nothing bad is going to happen.”

This calm downs Liz and she gave a comforting smile and nods.

Sonya - *smiles* “That a girl.”

()()()()()()()()

A few minutes later, they arrive at Lucifer’s mansion. Vaggie and Angel Dust was surprised on how huge the mansion is since it’s red and black. Even the front garden look like a huge fancy forest.

Angel - “Damn! I never realized Charlie was that loaded.”

Vaggie - “Well what did you expect she’s the Princess of Hell after all.”

Charlie - *excited* “Oh this is going to be great!”

Sonya - *doubtful* “For you maybe.”

Charlie: Don't worry, baby cousin. Things will be fine, I promise.”

Angel - “You think some of them would be cute?”

Vaggie and Sonya only rolled her eyes in annoyance and walk to the front door. Charlie knocked on the door and saw one of the cousin’s name Jeanie who have black wavy curly hair, the rosy cheeks, dress in a sparkly glittery black dress with purple heel shoes.

Charlie - “Hey Jeannie!”

Jeanie - *happy* “Charlie! Good to see you!”

Charlie - “It's good to see you too! This my girlfriend Vaggie, and my friend Angel Dust.”

Vaggie - “Hi there.”

Angel - “What's up.”

Jeanie - “It’s nice to meet you guys.”

Jeanie then looked down and was shocked and surprised to see Sonya. Jeannie gave an awkward smile.

Jeanie - *fake politeness* “Oh Sonya! I didn’t think you'd come.”

Sonya - *sighs* “Well when it comes to Uncle Lucifer wanting me to come, I just can't deny him.”

Jeanie - *seriously* “Just don't break anything other than your face you go it?”

Charlie - *defensive* “Leave her alone, Jeanie!”

Jeanie - “What? We can’t have her or that…that shadow thing she has ruin everything.”

In a sudden twist, Charlie slaps Jeannie causing her friend and Sonya to gasp. The others were shocked because never seen Charlie using physical violence on a family member. Even Liz was shocked herself that Charlie did that.

Charlie - *glares* “That is just a sample. Mess with her or Liz again, and you'll be sorry. Now if you'll excuse us.”

Charlie and the others walk right past the stunned cousin. They walked down the hall to go to the party.

Vaggie - *amazed* “Wow Charlie was that really badass!”

Angel - *impressed* “Yeah didn't know you had it in you Princess.”

Charlie - *smirks* “Hey, no one messes with my family.”

They soon went inside the party and the party room was huge: the floor was glass titles with apple designs, the walls were lavender with not only an apple design but with rainbow swirls as well. There was lots of food, drinks, tables and chairs, and a lot of members of Charlie’s family. While some did look different, there was those who still had either the blonde hair or the rosy cheeks. That where Angel Dust and Vaggie saw Charlie's parents, Lucifer and Lilith the rulers of Hell themselves, coming toward Charlie and Sonya.

Charlie - *happily* “Hi Daddy! Hi Mom!”

Sonya - *happily* “Hey Uncle Lucifer and Aunt Lilith!”

Lucifer - *happy* “Ah my girls!” *He hugs them both* I'm so happy you both could make it!”

Lilith - “Yes it's truly wonderful. I’m even happy that you made it Sonya.”

Sonya - “Thanks. Are Mom and Dad here?”

Lilith: *pointed to a table* “They're over there getting refreshments, dear.”

Vaggie and Angel saw Sonya and Liz’s parents: Azrael and Zella. Azrael looked similar to Lucifer’s with the pale skin and rosy cheeks, but Azrael’s hair was nearer yet slick back. He was wearing a leather jacket with a dark red cheetah design on it , a white button up shirt with a red tie, ripped up black jeans, and fancy-dress shoes. Zella has pale skin and blue eyes, but long orange hair, three long hair pieces sticking out in the front of her head that were sky blue. She was wearing a lilac long dress, with white flower design on it with silver high heels.

Vaggie - *impressed* “Wow. I didn’t know he was also the legendary Dark Cheetah.”

Lucifer - “Yes Azrael always love to be in his gang whenever he not busy with his job letting souls know if they belong in heaven or hell.”

Sonya - “And Mom is one of the best witch doctors in Hell. Do you mind if I go sit with them?”

Charlie - “Of course! Go have a good time.”

Sonya went to sit and interact with her parents. Charlie, Angel and Vaggie was sitting with Charlie’s parents. Vaggie was looking around the ballroom and was surprised.

Vaggie - “Wow Charlie never realize you had a big family.”

Angel - “Yeah. Hell, they are even bigger than my family.”

Charlie - “Oh yeah. I mean like you don't believe how many cousins I have.”

Lucifer - “Well I do have a lot of siblings.”

Vaggie - *impressed* “Really? How many do you have?”

Lucifer - “I don't know. I lost count.” *laughs*

The others laugh too. Then Angel said to Lilith:

Angel - “Man I love your outfit Queenie! Ya think they have it my size?”

Vaggie - *appalled* “Angel! This is the Queen of Hell you’re talking too!”

Lilith - *chuckled* “No no it’s okay. I don’t mind being talk to the way he does.”

Lucifer - “I agree. I mean sure we are the rulers, but that doesn’t mean we like to sit back and have fun like regular demons. So Charlie, how's the Hotel business going?”

Charlie - “ Oh Daddy, it’s going really good! We are making process. It can be a little slow, but I think it’s really coming around!”

Lucifer - “That's my girl! I knew the hotel will be powerful sooner or later.”

Lilith - “We're so proud of you, honey.”

Charlie - “Aw thanks guys!”

Angel - *to Lucifer* “Hey Luci, I noticed ya bro sure love to drink wine a lot. It’s like his 3rd cup.”

Lucifer - “Of course Azrael just love to drink wine. He can drink it like water.”

Charlie - “Yep. We are one big happy family.”

()()()()()()()()

So far, the party was going really well. Charlie and the others were just enjoying themselves eating and having fun. Sonya would join them too but would also enjoy spending time with her parents too. Right now she was just enjoying some drinks with her parents, and Liz was in shadow form looking around annoyed at seeing their other cousins and crossing her arms.

Sonya - “It's okay Liz, just ignore them. As long we ignore them, they won’t bother us.”

Zella - “Sonya my dear, I was thinking why don't you make some pies? It can help your mind clear.”

Sonya - “Alright Mom. That sound good.”

As Sonya was walking to the kitchen, she was seeing how some of the cousins was glaring at her and Liz. They all ignored them, even whispering things to each other while pointing at them. All the memories of the past reunions came to Sonya and Liz with all of them ignoring them, giving them the cold shoulder or just avoiding them in general. Sonya just shook her head and kept on walking.

Sonya - *muttering* “Screw you guys.”

Sonya went to the kitchen to cook some of the pies to help relax her since she loves to cook. Then a little while later Charlie looked around for Sonya to check on her and Liz.

Charlie - “Hey Uncle Azrael? Where's Sonya and Liz?”

Azrael - “She's in the kitchen making some pies.”

Angel - “She bakes?”

Charlie - “Yeah she loves to bake pastry stuff. You didn't know?”

Angel - “She never told me.”

Vaggie - “Or me.”

Charlie - “Oh I must have forgot about that.”

Angel - “The only bake I know she does is getting high.”

Vaggie rolls her eyes as Charlie, Zella and Azrael chuckles.

Charlie - “I'll go check on her.”

Charlie went to the kitchen and she saw Sonya making and baking some pies. Charlie walked up to her and said:

Charlie - “You okay Sonya?

Sonya - “Yeah I'm good. Do you need something?”

Charlie - “Nothing. I just wanted to check on you is all.”

Then a cousin name Patrick came in. Patrick had a neatly comb black hair, wearing glasses, wearing a purple tuxedo and had the rosy cheeks. He was happy to see Charlie, but then nervous to see Sonya again. Charlie turned around and saw Patrick.

Charlie - *happily* “Oh hey Patrick!”

Patrick - “Hi there Charlie...and Gemini.”

Sonya - *annoyed* “That's Sonya to you, bud.”

Patrick - *nervously* “Yeah...Yeah…”

Patrick eyes on Sonya and left the room. Sonya sighed in sadness and she continue making some pies.

Sonya - *bummed out* “Cousin Charlie I think coming here was a big mistake.”

Charlie - *comforting* “Don't let it get to you. You'll have a good time.

Sonya - “I hope so I mean it just being here at places like this just remind me how me and Liz are the *mockingly* “Forever Black Sheep”.

Charlie - “If anyone hurts you or teases you, don't hesitate to come get me. I'll take care of it.”

Sonya - “You'd do that?”

Charlie - “Of course. I mean I did slapped Jeanie earlier for being so rude to you and Liz.”

Sonya smiles and spent the time making pies and talking with Charlie. Charlie even helped her make some of the pies. A little while later, they both heard a ding sound.

Sonya - Oh! The pies are ready!”

Sonya put on some oven mitts and took out the pies from the ovens. There was lots of different kind of pies and there one that was clearly an apple pie.

Sonya - “I made a special apple one for Uncle Lucifer.”

Charlie - “Oh he'll love it!”

Sonya - “Of course I know how much he loves apple related things. I figure I give him an apple pie.”

Charlie - “I know he will love it. We better wash up before we hand these out.”

Sonya - “Right.”

Charlie and Sonya went to a bathroom to wash their hands. However, what they didn’t noticed was somebody was watching them and secretly cut some of Sonya’s hair and spread it on the ground. Then they all look at the pies and nodded.

()()()()()()()()()

After coming back from cleaning themselves up, Charlie and Sonya help wheeled in the pies on a cart. Then Charlie took out a triangle and began to ring it.

Charlie - “Come get some pies!”

Everyone came and had some pie while Sonya smiled. She’s happy that everybody was eating her pie. Even Lucifer was eating the apple pie that was made for him.

Lucifer - *eating* “Mm! This is delicious!”

Sonya - “Thanks! I made it myself.”

Lilith - *eating* “Mm. Wonderful job, dear.”

Lucifer - “My compliments to the chefs.”

Sonya - *chuckles* “ Well, I do know how much you love apple pies.”

Vaggie - *angry and annoyed* “Angel That was my pie!”

Angel - *shrugs and cocky* “You snooze you lose babe!”

Sonya is happy to receive compliments. Everybody was eating pie and talking to each other. Then of all sudden, Lucifer slowly stop eating his pie and starting to look sick.

Lilith - *concerned* “Honey are you Ok?”

Lucifer - *moaning in pain* “Ohhh....I feel like I'm going to be sick.”

Suddenly Lucifer dropped his pie, kneeled on the floor, and held his stomach in pain. This made everybody gasps in shocked and look at each other in worried.

Charlie - *scared and concerned* “Daddy!!”

Lilith - “Lucifer!!”

Then they heard moaning and saw Angel Dust looking sick too.

Angel - *pained and ill* “Ooh my stomach…”

Soon other people started getting sick too. It was making everybody worried as they gather them and took them to the sick bay room.

()()()()()()()()

At the sick bay, there lot of people resting in the beds. Even Lucifer and Angel Dust was resting in the beds. Zella, Lilith and other relatives was tending to them and making sure that they get better quickly. Charlie, Vaggie, Sonya and everybody else look worried for the ill people. They were even told to go wait in the other room so they wouldn’t get infected by the illness.

Sonya - “Ohh...I wonder how this could have happened.”

Patrick - *angrily* “You tell us, sheep!”

That's when the cousins angrily approached Sonya. Sonya was getting scared and backing off. Liz came out in shadow form looking worried for Sonya.

Sonya - *nervous* “S-Say What?”

Jeanie - *angry* “They got sick from your pies! You must've poisoned them.”

Sonya - *shocked* “What!? No I didn't!”

Paulie - “Yeah right! You're the one who made them! Plus we found your hair in the kitchen!”

Ashley - “Or it could have been that other half of hers!”

Sonya - I didn't do anything! Neither have Liz!”

Anita - “What else do we expect from a black sheep like you?”

Sonya - *angry* “You guys better stop or else!”

Paulie - “Or else what? You'll let your little shadow throw another tantrum?”

James - *shudders* “I'm still recovering from the last tantrum that Gemini threw.”

Sonya - “Maybe I would let her out to kick your asses! I told you before: I didn't do anything!!”

Jeanie - “Maybe your parents should disown you!”

Paulie - “Or Locked away forever!”

Just when Liz was about to move Sonya’s arm to something pointy, they heard a loud:

“THAT IS ENOUGH!!!!”

They are look at Charlie who was furious. Even Vaggie looked angry at them too.

Charlie - “Sonya didn't do it!”

Jeanie - “How do you know? She the one who made the pies!”

Paulie - "And some of her hair was in the kitchen!"

Vaggie - “It didn't fall out. One of you cut it!”

Ashley - “How do you know? You weren't there.”

Vaggie - “First off, I can easily tell when hair is either yanked out or cut! The hair in the kitchen was clearly cut.”

Charlie - “Second, I was with Sonya the whole time! I know she would never do something like this. And finally, I ate one of her pies and didn't get sick!”

Vaggie - “Yeah. I even ate one of her pies and I feel fine too. Even half the people who ate the pies didn’t get sick. Even you guys are fine and ate the pies.”

The cousins look at each other nervously. What Vaggie was true: they ate Sonya’s pies and didn’t feel any illness at all. Patrick was looking really paranoid.”

Charlie - “And we know who the real culprits are.”

Patrick - “Yeah it was still the Gemini! She the one made the pies in the first place! She deserved to be trapped in a crystal forever!”

Charlie - *shocked and horrified* “What?! No!!”

Out of anger, Liz moves Sonya’s hand and made her prick her finger on a fork. Then Liz came out looking furious much to the cousins and Patrick other fear.

Charlie - “Oh boy that’s not good.”

Liz - *furious* “You want to trap me and Sonya in a crystal!? Well...HERE’S YOUR FUCKING TANTRUM!!”

Liz took out her scissors and began to attack Patrick. Patrick dodge it and began to run in fear. Liz jumped in front of him and cut his arm and he screamed in pain. The other cousins were watching in fear as Patrick was getting beat up. Charlie and Vaggie on the other hand, was actually enjoying this feeling like he deserves it.

Liz - “I changed! But you and the others are too stupid to see that! You bastards wanna mistreat me Fine! Just leave Sonya out of this!”

Liz cut Patrick again with her scissors and Patrick pushed her off. Then out of nowhere, Paulie sneak behind Liz, and hug and pet her hair changing her back into Sonya. Quickly, Patrick trapped Sonya’s feet in a crystal.

Charlie - “Sonya!”

Charlie and Vaggie was about to help her, but suddenly, Jeannie and Ashley grabbed Charlie and Vaggie putting them in a strong full Nelson. They were struggling to break free. Patrick walked up to Sonya and Sonya was angry and said:

Sonya - *annoyed and defensive* “I told you I already! I-”

Patrick - “Enough! Into the crystal with you!”

Patrick began to use his powers to slowly trap Sonya in a crystal. The crystal around her feet was slowly starting to rise. Even her hands were trapped in the crystal and couldn’t let out Liz again. This is one of the rare times that Sonya and Liz was starting to get scared as the crystal was getting bigger and keep covering her up.

Sonya - *scared* “No! No! Please! No!”

Charlie - *scared and horrified* “NO STOP!”

Paulie - “Sorry Charlie, this is better for everybody.”

Lucifer - “ENOUGH!!!!”

Hearing that voice, Patrick stops his powers and Sonya was halfway trapped inside a crystal. Everyone turned around and saw Lucifer still looking pale but still standing and looking furious. Lilith even had an angry glare as well and was helping Lucifer stand.

Lucifer - “I will not tolerate anyone harassing my daughter or accusing my innocent niece! Let them go now!”

This made Jeannie and Ashley freed Charlie and Vaggie out of fear. Charlie and Vaggie quickly ran to Sonya and helped her be free from the crystal by Vaggie using her spear and Charlie summoning her claws. After freeing her, Sonya held to Charlie in a tight hug.

Lilith - “Somebody better tell the truth: Who poisons all the pies

Patrick was too nervous and under the pressure, he said:

Patrick - “Okay it was me and the others! I was the one who did it! The Gemini is evil! I mean you all witness and remember her and that shadow thing was wild and crazy! I see it with my own eyes!”

Vaggie - “Are you kidding me?! Just because you don't trust Sonya doesn’t mean you should act paranoid and if you think poisoning Lucifer and a bunch of other people was a good idea, you're the bad guy here!”

Lilith - *angry* “I am very disappointed in you, Patrick!”

Lucifer - “And so am I! You are in big trouble!”

Charlie - *worried and concerned* “You okay Sonya?”

Sonya just hugged Charlie was even slightly shaking in fear. Even Liz was trying to comfort Sonya in shadow form.

Sonya - *scared and trembling* “H-He...almost...trapped me! I was going...to be...trapped forever!”

Charlie - *hugging and petting her head* “Shhh....I know. I know.”

She glares over at her cousins and her eyes turned blood red in anger. How could they do this to their family, let alone their own baby cousin?

Charlie - “Mom, Daddy, I think they should all be punished!”

Lilith - “I couldn't agree more, darling.”

Charlie - “And to think I brought my cousin here to have fun! I didn't think my stupid arrogant and hateful cousins would do this!”

Then they heard some panting and saw Angel standing despite still feeling a little sick.

Charlie - *curious and concerned* “Angel what are you doing out of bed? You should be resting.”

Angel - “Don’t worry Princess, the kid’s mother made me better. But just so you know, I was the one who saw what happened and called Apple Ringleader what was happening.”

Jeannie - “What?! Why?!”

Angel - *mad and disgusted* “Because I maybe an asshole, but even I think the poison pie shit and trapping a little girl in a crystal especially by a family member is so fucked up!”

Lucifer - “For your crime and for you framing Sonya, you will all be severely punished!”

Patrick - *scared* “H-How?!”

Jeanie - *begging* “Please Don't! You must understand the deed that we did.”

Ashley - “We were just teaching the Gemini a lesson!”

James - “We were doing everyone a favor by getting rid of her!”

Paulie - “Haven't you forgot what she and that...that...thing! Did to us?! And what that freak just did to Patrick?”

Charlie - “She is still family and the only ones I see as monsters are all of you! I know Liz was hyperactive when she was younger, but she changed and the only reason she attacks Patrick because he was the one who threaten her. If you guys can't accept that, then how do that make you better than her and Sonya?”

The cousins look at each other uncomfortably. However, they felt like trapping Sonya was the right thing to do because they can’t get over how roughly Liz played and tortured them.

Patrick - “Well that thing is still evil and a monster!”

Charlie - *shocked and disgusted* “I can see now that you're nothing but ungrateful vultures! As a matter of fact, you guys aren’t so great yourself because you never visit me or even bothered to visit and support my hotel. So it's with heavy heart that I announce that Sonya and Liz are my only cousin from this point on.”

Vaggie - *happy* “That a girl Charlie!”

Angel - *impressed* “Nice job princess!”

Lilith - “I don't blame you for your choice dear.”

“Neither do we.”

They turned around and saw it was Azrael and Zella. They too had disappointed looks on their faces.

Azrael - “I can't believe you would do this to our daughters.”

Zella - “Yes I agree. What you all did wasn’t right, and the poison pie idea wasn’t bright.”

Azrael - “Charlie, why don’t you take Sonya back to the hotel?”

Zella - “Yes. I think that getting her rest would be for the best.”

Charlie - “But what about Daddy?”

Lucifer - “Don't worry, honey I’ll be okay. Besides, I have some business to take care of.”

Charlie - “Alright. *to her friends* Come on guys, we are leaving. And never seeing these hateful vile vultures again!”

They got inside the limo and was now back at the hotel.

()()()()()()()()

Sonya was in her room changing her clothes. But some tears came out of her eyes. She saw Liz coming out in shadow form trying to comfort Sonya.

Liz - *comforting* “Hey Sunshine it's okay.”

Sonya - “I know but I'm still a little shaken...”

Liz - “Yeah. But I'm sure that Uncle Lucifer took care of it.”

Sonya - “Yeah I guess so. I do wonder what he plans to do to them?”

Charlie - "You want me to answer that question?"

Sonya saw Charlie at the doorway smiling. This made Sonya and Liz smile as well.

Sonya - “Oh Cousin Charlie! How's Angel and Uncle Lucifer?”

Charlie - “Doing much better thanks to Mom and Aunt Zella. She came up with a spell to speed up their recovery. Angel is in his room right now having his “alone time”.”

Sonya - “Right. So un what’s happened to those punks?”

Charlie - “Well first, Mom called their parents and forbid them for using their powers for a month. Then Daddy not only put then in the dungeon for two hours, but force them to wear their least favorite clothes for a month

Liz - “Sweet!”

Sonya - “Oh I love that! Liz thinks that’s a sweet punishment too.”

Charlie - “Yep!”

Sonya - “Um Cousin Charlie? Thanks again for defending me and Liz especially from...from…” *tear up again*

Charlie: *smiles and hugs her* “It's okay, Sonya. You're safe now.”

Sonya - “I just never been so scared! I thought I was gonna be stuck in a crystal forever.”

Charlie - “I told you, I'd never let anything happen to you. You can count on me.”

Sonya - “And it was cool that you called out those bitches out.”

Charlie - “Thanks! My Mom and Dad taught me to be strong both inside and out.”

Sonya - “Well she is right but...do you think I'm like that?”

Charlie - “Like what?”

Sonya - “That I'm not strong inside and out? I feel like I'm weak….Normally I can handle stuff like fights even turf wars, but today just really freaked me out. I couldn’t even let out Liz and I was really scared. Made me think that I was weak.”

Charlie - “Sonya, you're one the strongest little girl I've ever known.”

Sonya - “Really? Some thought I was weak without Liz.”

Liz - “Hey you're just as strong without me.”

Charlie - “I mean you are getting better at your magic.”

Liz - “And you're as tough as nails.”

Sonya - “Yeah right. I guess I'm still freaked out after what happened.”

Charlie - *guilty* “Sonya I'm sorry about that.”

Sonya - “Why are you sorry?”

Charlie - “For practically forcing you to come to the party. It's all my fault for not listening to you.”

Sonya - “It's okay Cousin Charlie. I know you just wanted me to have fun with the family.”

Charlie - “Some family we have. I mean, why couldn’t they see what a wonderful and unique person you and Liz are. Yet, they still treat you guys if you are a disease or feral monsters. It’s just not fair!”

Sonya - “Yeah I know. But some family don't have to come by blood you know?”

Charlie - “That’s true. I mean I look at my friends at the hotel as my second family.”

Sonya - “So do I. And to be honest, it was nice seeing Uncle Lucifer and Aunt Lilith again. The other uncle and aunts don’t interest me like they do.”

Charlie - “And your parents too.”

Sonya - “Umm Cousin Charlie? Is it okay you tuck me in bed and stay with me? I'm still a little shaken…”

Charlie - “I got a better idea. How about you bunk with me tonight? Like when you were little.”

Sonya - *surprised* “Oh you would do that again? Really?”

Charlie - “Of course! Anything for my best and officially only cousin.”

Sonya smiles and hugged Charlie tightly while tears of joy and relief coming out of her eyes. Charlie even saw that Liz was giving her a hug in her shadow form as well. Charlie vows to keep her promise of protecting Sonya and Liz because not only they are her only cousins now, but because how much they mean to her and how much she loves them.

Hope you all like it!

#hazbin hotel #charlie #my oc #sonya #liz #vaggie #angel dust #my fanfic #fanfic

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pinkykitten · 6 years

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Zach Dempsey x Davina Jensen (who is portrayed by Danielle Campbell)

Warning: some curse words, mentions Hannah’s death, bullying

Specifics: oc, fluff, angst, bullying, comedy, aesthetic, art, nerd, 400 followers competition

People: Zach Dempsey, (oc) Davina Jensen, Clay Jensen, Tyler Down, Matt Jensen, Lainie Jensen, Bryce Walker, Montgomery De La Cruz, Scott Reed, nurse, Hannah Baker (mentioned), Skye Miller (mentioned)

Words: 3,418

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Requested: By @misspygmypie OC x Zach Dempsey! Her name is Davina,Clays younger sister. She's 5ft, has tattoos and is shy/nerdy/a loser like Clay (they're like besties). Zach sees her hitting her head on a locker accidentally and brings her to the nurse, then takes her home and asks Clay about her the next day. In the end Zach takes her out to a roller skating rink as date. His buddies make fun of him for dating her but Zach kisses her at school in front of everyone, making them "official".

Authors Note: i was so happy to announce the winner of the 400 followers competition, which was the one and only @misspygmypie. thank u so much for participating and to all of u that did. i luved this idea i thought it was so unique and special all ur oc’s fam r special to me 😊. i luved everything about this and i tried to incorporate everything that brigitte gave me. thank u for the request and again thank u all for 400 followers i still am in shock. u guys are amazing, and just thank u all for liking my stories. feedback is much appreciated here. enjoy MY GORGEOUS CHILDREN! hope u like this brigitte, this ones for u!

previous oc story for my 300 followers: Zach Dempsey x oc Adeline Foster

“C’mon Dav (said like dove but with an a so dav but kinda with an accent) wake up,” Clay groaned as he shook Davina from her slumber.

Big brothers were sometimes tough to handle, especially Clay Jensen.

Davina shook in her sleep, trying to swat away her annoying brother of hers, “leave me alone! Wake me up later!”

Just then their dad walked in, Matt Jensen, “whats going on here? Mom made breakfast for the two of you, you guys have to already be ready for school.”

Clay pointed to Davina, “as you can see dad thats what I have been trying to do.”

Davina’s dad sighed and patted her softly, “wake up sweetheart, you need to go to school today remember?”

Davina shot up, while rubbing her eyes, “why? School sucks!”

Matt shrugged while rubbing her back, “I want you both downstairs. Now.”

Davina got out of her bed, slipping on her s’mores slippers.

She yawned and stretched, while her brother just watched, obviously annoyed. “”Can you hurry up with your stretching or do I need to call dad for that too?”

Davina smacked her older brothers head and grinned, “good morning to you too Clay Jensen!”

She ran downstairs to greet her mother and to partake in the breakfast. She was always seated next to Clay.

Ever since Davina came into this world her and Clay have been like two peas in a pod. They always acted as if they were twins, knowing what the other one wanted to say, finishing each others sentences. Clay was her best friend, the most important person in her life.

Thats why it hurt Davina when Clay had to deal with Hannah’s death. It made her sad but her brother was devastated. Clay tried to brush off her death, to try to say he was fine, that it didn’t cause him any pain but deep down Davina knew that, that was not true.

“So Skye Miller, hmmm? Seems pretty legit, funny my brother goes for someone who also has tattoos,” Davina chuckled at the thought while her brother blushed down in his cereal bowl in embarrassment.

“Really? Well I hope we can meet her one day,” their mother, Lainie Jensen, said as she put the OJ in the middle of the table. “And honey how many times have I told you I want you to cover up your tattoos?”

“But mom-,” Davina protested.

“Honey, they make her who she is, and if kids can’t see that those art pieces on her arm make her Davina, then they need to skedaddle away,” her father stood up for her, drinking some of his morning coffee while reading something on his ipad.

“Well just be careful okay. Love the dress though, you look beautiful,” Davina’s mother caressed her cheek. “Always reminding me of those vintage tv shows.”

“Thanks mom.”

Matt peered from the top of his glasses, “What’d you kids think of doing after school?”

In unison Davina and Clay said, “we’re gonna be watching The Empire Strikes Back of course.”

Davina looked up smirking, yep she and her brother were a couple of nerdy kids. Star wars, comic books, video games, all those things and more, thats all she has ever known.

Their father took his spectacles off and with a confused face just stared at his two children as if they said they were going to eat the toilet. All Davina heard being muttered was a, “thats just creepy.”

Davina laughed and stood up hastily running to the door. “Clay today I’m driving so...lets go!”

Clay groaned in annoyance and quickly grabbed his book bag to try to keep up with her.

School was a war zone.

Indeed it is.

Stepping into that school made Davina nervous, anxious. Being Clay Jensen’s sister was no easy task. Especially with his reputation at school, people viewed her without getting to know her as a stupid loser. She felt shy, and in many ways unworthy.

“Whelp getting ready for all those stares,” Davina shrugged. “Crap I forgot to give Tyler that book he borrowed. I’ll be right back.”

Clay gripped her arm and his eyes bugged out, “Dav I don’t think thats such a good idea. I mean Tyler kinda was a-”

“Stalker,” she finished his sentence.

“Yeah.”

“Don’t worry Clay, you don’t always need to protect me. I’m fine. Go enjoy your girlfriend,” Davina pointed in front of her and Clay turned his head to see Skye waving to him. When Clay turned back to Davina, Davina had walked away backwards while producing kissing sounds. “Go get her lover boy.”

Clay shook his head, chuckling.

Thankfully, Tyler was close by. “Hey Tyler,” Davina waved to him.

Tyler gave a shy smile and closed his locker, “H-h, hey Davina whats, whats um going on?”

“I forgot to give you this last week. Thank you so much for letting me borrow this like you’re a life saver!”

“Oh yeah no problem, hey what was you’re favorite part?”

Davina leaned by his locker, placing her hand on her hip. “I love the part when they figure out who the murderer is, to me it seemed super creepy.”

“Really? Oh my god thats my favorite part two, it like gave me the chills!”

Davina nodded and rubbed her arms up and down. Tyler cleaned his camera lens and gulped.

“Hey Davina, I’ve heard you really like video games and stuff. I was just wondering, me and a couple of friends are gonna play some games at my house this Saturday. Would you like to come? I mean you don’t have to if you don’t want to I get it but if you-”

“Sure, I would love to go over. I love video games like I’m obsessed! I might beat you though!”

Tyler was shocked, brushing back his brown curls and licking his lips, “ye-yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, so I’ll get that ready and yeah just show up!”

Just as Davina was about to answer, Bryce and his crew started laughing and saying, “the creep and the loser.” Davina turned around and gave them a glare. But then as she turned her head she saw the tall Zach Dempsey. Her breathing stopped and she was just consumed by the presence of Zach.

“Anyways thanks Tyler see you later,” Davina left to go put her items in her locker. Her eyes still glued to the dashing Dempsey.

The education rolled off all the teachers tongue as if they were fruit roll ups. Calculus and physics filled up the air all the way to the top. Davina sat at her desk not paying any attention to the class but her thoughts wondered to Zach. She has always been too shy to speak to Zach, so she didn’t know much about him. Only that he was into sports and a part of Bryce’s snotty group.

The bell rang which meant for lunch and Davina sprinted out of the art class to the lunch room to reunite with her brother.

Art. One of life’s beautiful appearance of feelings. In the art class they have, Davina was the head of it. Not many children were in that club but she didn’t mind just as long as she got to do what she adored.

Davina running to her destination didn’t see a locker open and surely enough.

Wham!

She met harshly with the locker. The sound of the metal echoed through the halls. Davina fell back, clutching her forehead which was already starting to bruise.

“Hey, hey are you okay,” came a loud deep voice.

Davina’s vision was cloudy, and she groaned in pain. “Ouch, my head.”

“You guys wait for me back there. I’m gonna take her to the nurse’s office,” came that voice again.

A pair of strong arms lifted Davina from the floor. She sighed and slowly regained her vision. She looked up to see who was carrying her, and the sight almost made her want to dig a whole and die in it.

It was Zach Dempsey.

“Zach! I think I’m good, you don’t need to do all this,” she giggled shyly. She clutched for Zach’s shirt tightly, afraid of falling from his height.

“We’re almost there. You hit your head pretty badly, I don’t really want you to pass out.”

Davina nodded and just stayed there like a limp dog.

She was carried to the nurses office. Feeling so embarrassed that her cheeks were a bright pink.

Zach gently laid her on one of the beds there. Davina looked everywhere but him, feeling shy.

“What happened to her,” asked the nurse nonchalantly as if many children looked like this.

“She hit her head on a locker, you can see the bruise right here,” Zach softly pointed to her bruise. Davina hissed and Zach apologized, he than sat in a nearby chair waiting patiently for Davina.

Davina tried not to laugh, Zach was so big compared to the chair he was sitting on.

“I’ll go get an ice pack and call her parents,” the nurse walked on out to get the items.

“Whats so funny,” Zach smiled charmingly.

“Its just you look so large compared to the chair you’re sitting on.”

Zach laughed along side her, awaiting for the nurse to come back. And planting a new seed within them.

Davina and Zach connected that day. Joking around like a couple of high school kids...wait thats what they are...anyways, joking around. Making each other smile and laugh and just appreciate each others company.

Clay took Davina home and was furious with her as he put it, “artsy fartsy clumsiness.” She couldn’t help but giggle at that name.

When they arrived home, Davina’s parents were also irate. Scolding her for not being more aware of her surroundings and not watching out. Now she wore a huge bruise on her forehead.

“Great,” she muttered to herself as she stared in the mirror.

Since the dilemma Davina’s parents did not want her going to school the next day so instead Clay got to go only.

Davina seeing that her mother and her brother had left got on another one of her dresses and set off to her favorite places, first Starbucks then her favorite diner.

Rosie’s Diner.

Davina got her favorite Starbucks drink, enjoying the taste of the liquid in her mouth. Next door to Starbucks was the diner.

The door made a ring as she opened the old, dingy, door. She sat by the biggest window and pulled out her favorite book.

Reading was like another world to her. She could put herself anywhere and she was just...there. By a pirate ship in the deep blue sea. On her way to a trip to Mars. She could go anywhere when she read.

In the afternoon, Davina arrived back home. She walked in on her brother texting his girlfriend.

“Oooooh Skye, whats she got to say,” Davina wiggled her eyebrows.

“You’re such a weirdo! Hey have you been talking a lot to Zach?”

Davina’s eyes widened and looked to her hands, her cheeks becoming red. “No.”

“Oh my god Dav, you’re lying!”

“Fine! He’s the one that carried me yesterday to the nurses office right after I hit my head.”

“Wait, wait, what? He carried you? Like, like in as a baby, carried you?”

Davina bit her lip and nodded.

“Dav, you got to be so careful with those creeps especially that dic* head Zach.”

Davina rolled her eyes and plopped down on Clay’s bed. “You’re not my dad Clay. I’m fine. Besides we just talked, end of story.”

“Not quite,” Clay said as he laid next to you. “He’s been asking about you the whole day. Asking me if you were okay, about your head. He wants to know, and he asked me this personally, if you would like to go on a date with him, at the skating rink?”

Davina punched Clay lightly and shot up. “Are you serious?”

“Jesus Christ Dav, what the heck was that about? Yes I’m serious. Jeesh I think you split my innards.”

“Drama queen,” Davina pushed her lips out. “When though? Aghhh I’m so lost at dating, its just another world I don’t know anything about!”

“Tonight, but hey you’re not actually thinking of going right?”

Davina stopped her pacing and planted her feet sternly to the ground, “why not? I don’t see the issue, Clay he actually likes me. I’ve never gotten that kind of attention, I mean look at me. Why can’t I just have fun for one day?”

Clay shook his head but then sighed in defeat, “fine! You win! Just please be careful okay.”

Davina squealed in excitement and ran to her big brother, “thank you so much Clay! Yes! Oh my god what am I gonna wear?”

Davina sat in the car that her and Clay shared. Waiting for Zach to appear. She was waiting in the parking lot for him at Skatz 4 Dayz.

Davina started to feel as if the date wasn’t going to happen at all. She sighed and felt defeated, she felt played.

“Of course. What did I expect?”

Suddenly, Zach’s car appears. Davina starts to get nervous, tensing up, her palms sweating.

Turning the ignition off and stepping out she makes her way to Zach.

“Hey there, didn’t think you were going to make it,” Davina said truthfully.

Zach gave a confused face, “why wouldn’t I come. Yikes, that bruise does not look good.”

“Crap! I thought I covered it up with makeup. Give me one sec.”

Zach caught her arm and shook his head, “hey you’re fine...actually you’re more than fine. You are really, uhm, beautiful today. But you’re beautiful everyday.”

Davina grinned from ear to ear, “why thank you Mr. Dempsey, shall we?” She grabbed his arm.

“We shall,” he copied her.

While walking in they see a dog. A black poodle to be exact.

“Oh my god how cute is he,” Davina shouted in happiness.

Davina was such a dog lover. Everything about dogs she loved. Since she could remember, she’s always wanted a dog. Enjoying how sweet they were to their owner, they were mans best friend.

Davina crouched down to the dog’s level and said, “look Zach I can speak dog. Hello doggy nice to meet you.”

Davina shook the dog’s hand and giggled at his cuteness. Zach also giggled but not at the dog, its was how sweet and adorable Davina was acting.

“Dogs are so cute right,” Davina asked staring oblivious to her tall date. Zach nodded and took a hold, shyly, of Davina’s hand.

Her face reddened and she tried to hide behind him.

She felt as if she was in a rom com, how in the world was Davina Jensen supposed to behave on a date?

The whole date was perfect, Davina was on cloud 9. Her heart was beating so fast she could hear it. She was madly in like to Zach. She truly liked him with all her being. They talked through the whole time. Holding hands during the skating, and her falling a couple of times only to be saved by the heroic Zach.

They finished each others sentences, had the same likes and dislikes. Complained about schools, laughed over the same comedic jokes. Both felt as if they have known each other for eternity.

They were both on the skating floor when out of the corner of her eye Davina spots Bryce’s group.

“Is that Dempsey,” yelled Monty.

“Holy shi* it is. And he’s with that weird Davina girl. Hey bro!” Bryce called running to both of them.

Davina closed her eyes knowing what they were going to say.

“Hey brother,” Bryce said as he gave a handshake to Zach. Zach was uncomfortable.

“Ooooh didn’t know you were into the weird ones,” Scott giggles while smirking at Davina.

“Hey aren’t you Jensen’s sister?” Bryce asked giving you his charming, wicked smile.

“Yes, I’m his younger sister. I’m sorry I gotta go though, my mom is probably gonna want me home soon.”

“Whats with all the tattoos,” another one in the group asked. Davina self consciously tried covering her arms, wishing she would of listened to her mothers advice.

“She weird like Skye, duh dude,” Monty laughed.

Davina growled angrily, “Skye is not weird okay. Don’t say that.”

“Ooooh,” they all said, almost tempting Davina.

“Guys I think it will be better if you guys leave,” Zach tried to stop the situation.

“Dude, whatever you can say can be said in front of us,” Bryce said crossing his arms.

“..its nothing,” Zach looked down.

“So what are you guys dating? Cause if you are, its like bro you can do sooooo much better!!!!” Monty put his tongue out and laughed like an idiot.

“Dude thats just wrong,” Bryce cackled as well, agreeing with Monty.

“Guys stop, enough you’re gonna hurt the losers feelings,” one of the other guys said in a whiny voice.

Tears were coming into Davina’s eyes and she just sprinted away from all of the commotion.

Zach ran after her but it was too late Davina was gone like a ghost.

“They laughed at me like a loser! They made fun of me and bullied me,” Davina cried to her brother, Clay.

Clay rubbed her arms up and down, soothing her. She came to him crying hysterically, and Clay knew he should not have let her go.

She now sat on the bed of Clay’s explaining what happened. Why her heart was broken, why she felt so much pain.

“Its okay, you’re here with me. You’re safe,” Clay whispered cuddling with his little baby sister.

She sniffled and just wept some more into his shirt. They both laid down on his bed, cuddling and just being in eachs other presence.

“I’ll make that bastar* pay for what he did,” Clay swore under his breath.

“I should of listened to you Clay, I was so stupid to think he wanted to be with me. Stupid!”

Unfortunately, Davina had to go to school the next day. She felt scared, what would he say? What would happen?

She felt as if she was about to suffocate. She felt fragile.

Upon entering the school the group of Bryce’s was there but no Zach. Davina went to her locker and angrily, stuffed it with her items.

She felt like crying. That is until Zach came in with a megaphone in his hand.

“Davina please listen to me,” Zach pleaded when he saw her. Davina shook her head repeating the word no over and over.

Zach turned on the megaphone, “Davina, I am so sorry for what happened yesterday. I know I should of protected you and I wanted to but, I failed to do that. I made you feel ashamed to be yourself. The truth is Davina I love your tattoos, I love that you’re shy, that you can talk to animals, that you love Star Wars, that you love art, because the thing is Davina I love everything about you. I like you a lot. Like a lot a lot.”

Davina chuckled at his comment, she saw that the group of turds was watching. Monty looked all mad, with Bryce looking concerned. Everyone at school watched Zach.

“You are amazing Davina, I’m sorry you were treated that way, cause you shouldn't have been. You deserved to be treated with respect, so I’m gonna make it up to you. I’m gonna show you that we are official, and just how much I really like you.”

Davina waved her hands in a no matter and stuttered trying to tell Zach she didn’t like where this was going. She felt Zach was about to ruin his reputation.

Zach dropped the megaphone and went to Davina. He gently pulled her by the waist and in front of everyone he kissed her. The kiss was slow but sensual. Zach’s big hands were placed on her pale cheeks, deepening the kiss. He kissed Davina in front of everyone, in front of Bryce’s group, heck even in front of Clay. Davina didn’t matter, she was kissing...him. The one that made her happy, that made her feel that she wasn’t ashamed to be herself.

“I’m sorry Davina,” Zach whispered to only her after the kiss.

Davina gave Zach another peck, “I forgive you, but how about we go somewhere? Just the two of us and maybe, I don’t know go watch a movie?”

Zach smiled, “I would love that,” and wrapped his arms around her as they walked to the exit together.

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sickofyourfandombullshit · 7 years

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Heathers 2018

So when I saw @princess-has-a-pen post about the new Heathers remake I had to look it up for two reasons:

1. I’m a huge fan of the Movie and Musical and 2. I had to see the fucking horror show that Spike TV was no doubt going to turn it into.

Now Princess asked in their tags the exact same thing I asked myself when I saw the post:

“Why?”

Well friends, strap yourselves in cuz I’m about to take you for a fucking ride.

Why remake Heathers? A movie that has solidified itself as a cult classic for it’s gritty, fucked up story and characters that took pretty much every kid who went to high school in the 80′s (or any time really) life and amped it up to 11?

Cuz the original Heathers is full of 'problematic' things and they can now remake it to be more 'progressive' while snagging a new audiance of younglings who know about Heathers because of the musical.

Now my friends, as I stated before, I love both the movie and the Musical, but as a mature, rational fan over the age of 30, I can look at something I love and point out it’s flaws and believe me, when it comes to the source material, Heathers the Musical is stuffed full of flaws and that creates some problems.

I am pretty sure all the Tumblrinas who idolize ‘Heathers’ have only seen the musical because honestly, the ‘date’ scene where Heather McNamara gets raped in the background would be enough to make them REEEEEE all the way to the fucking bank.

Like legit, she is literally struggling under her date (and not in a fun way) to make him stop and Veronica just fucking leaves her there. We don’t see her get away or anything, so you can only assume that that whole thing didn’t end well, especially given how miserable McNamara is in the movie to begin with.

The Muscial made light of a lot of the grim parts the movie worked to highlight, specifically bullying and suicide and the dangers of giving into pressure and just being a fucking terrible human being. Not to mention it twisted things in a way that actually reinforced some harmful tropes. Specifically with the two main characters JD and Heather.

JD in the movie is a completely sociopath who physically and mentally abuses Veronica for almost the entire thing and in the Musical they gave him the stereotypical ‘troubled boy who wanted to make the world better but it just got out of hand’ treatment. Like “Oh yeah, he murders three people and tries to blow up a school but his dad’s a jerk and his mommy committed suicide so you can’t blame him! Deep down he’s just a tortured soul who really loves Veronica!”. Spoilers! He doesn’t love Veronica, at least not in any way that should be even entertained as any sort of ‘love’. He and Veronica’s relationship coupled with his ‘sacrifice’ at the end of the play made me cringe extra hard because it felt like it was romanticizing abusive relationships and in all honesty it was. A specific scene from the Musical where I thought they were actually going to address the toxicity of their ‘relationship’ (at the end of the ‘Our Love is God’ musical number where Veronica seems to have a mental break down as she screams ‘Our Love is God’ over and over again as if to drown out the fact that she just assisted in the murder of two people), was brushed under the rug the next scene and seemingly forgotten about till something ELSE big happens and then it’s fucking Ground Hogs Day apparently.

Veronica in the movie joined the Heathers before the movie even began because she wanted to be popular and due to her skill in forgery is pretty much made their pet project. She’s not as much of a cunt as Chandler or Duke but she's still pretty fucking bad. She kills Kurt herself, blows off her actual best friend in exchange for shallow popularity, laughs over Heather Chandler dying and only turns on JD when the suicide note she writes for Heather Chandler backfires and causes people to glorify Chandler as a saint. This as well leads her to realize that it’s pointless to kill people because someone else just takes their place as “The Mythic Bitch” ala Heather Duke’s transformation (also because JD straight up slaps her in the face for trying to back out on him). She only ever does anything semi sweet at the VERY end after JD gets blown up. In the Musical she is portrayed as a sweet innocent little buttercup who is super besties with Martha and sticks up for the little guy and never meant to hurt anyone and was just dragged into everything bad by bad people. She feels constantly guilty for it and seems unable to make any actual choices herself outside of breaking into JD’s house to fuck him. She’s totally innocent guys. Totes.

And before you say “C’moooon it’s a fuckin’ Muscial!” you need to go watch you some Dear Evan Hansen or Les Miserables because those two Musicals are heavy as fuck and had no problem in showing how fucked up serious shit like war and suicide was through flawed characters.

Now with this new series coming out it seems destined to fail. It has only been releasing Instagram videos to promote the show and already it’s hitting all the same old PC points while being SO EDGY at the same time. It’s Riverdale all fucking over again.

“The terrible trio is more like a set of outcasts who have taken over Westerberg High School.” -EW article

Like really? Fuckin’ really? The Heathers were all popular girls due to their wealth (McNamara), beauty (Duke) and over all exuding of confidence and attitude backed up by all of the previously stated assets (Chandler). They weren’t a bunch of outcasts. They took pride in how they looked and how people saw them. I don’t understand this fucking need to make every kid nowadays an ‘outcast’ in an effort to make them ‘relatable’. They did it to every kid in the Power Rangers remake and MJ in Spider-Man: Homecoming and it’s starting to get fucking annoying. Oh well, gotta get them kids with all that EDGE!

So let’s look at the ‘Heathers’ (I can’t bring myself to not put that in quotation marks when talking about these piles of hot garbage):

Heather Chandler is a plus-sized, Skrillex haired edge lord who looks like every Tumblr Feminist/Suicide Girls reject and literally gives off no aura of power or fear at all. She just comes off as some fat bitch who found the HAAS RadFem movement on Twitter and used it to fill herself with enough undeserved self importance to justify being a cunt to everyone. Yes, where the original Heather Chandler got her power and reputation through sheer intimidation and personality, this Heather Chandler looks like the type of girl who will physically assault you in the bathroom and threaten to sit on you till you die.

Gee golly, I see Heather Duke is a sassy gay male now (and a white one at that). Wow, it’s not like that hasn’t been done a billion fucking times. Funny that he’s a white dude whose character in the movie and play turns out to capitalize on Heather Chandler’s death to raise their own status to the ‘queen bitch’ of the school. That’ll do GREAT for gay stereotypes I’m sure.

Aaaaand Heather McNamara, our possibly Asian possibly Latinx butprobably just party bag of mixed race token character who is the literal punching bag of the group. At least that seems to have not changed but I am sure it’ll help add shallow sympathy since now it’s not a bunch of white kids beating up on a little white girl, it’s a bunch of white kids beating up on a little minority girl. Goodie goodie.

The rest:

JD literally gets nothing to show from his video except one speaking line where he is telling Veronica that she’s “Not like Heather Chandler” she’s “better” while quick cutting a bunch of random shots from the show that mostly seem pointless and just confusing with one flash of him apparently running the flat of a knife on his palm behind his back? So we get nothing from our poor, tortured sociopath. I can just hear the producers of this show now: “We can’t show him being too soft or the old fans might not watch it and can’t show him being a psychotic asshole or the Musical fans won’t watch it, so make it just as cluster fucking and confusing as possible so no one will ask questions and just be drawn in with all the cheap visual click bait!”

For Veronica we again get nothing. One line of “Dear Diary, I hate my friends but that doesn’t mean I want them DEAD!” followed by more random cuts of shots from the show, many of bloody scenes and hints of violence but a lot more of just weird confusing scenes that make no sense. It’s kind of funny for the sheer reason that they seem to be banking on people just already knowing who these characters are ala the original movie but at the same time are trying to pull in new audience members with all the vague quick cutting which they seem to have mistaken for ‘mystery’.

And last but not least, we have Betty Finn. What’s that? “Who if Betty Finn?” all you fans of the Musical ask? Well you wouldn’t know who Betty is unless you watched the MOVIE cuz Betty is who Martha Dump Truck replaced in the Musical because Betty wasn’t fucking sad sacky enough and they didn’t want to clutter the script with such a minor character. Betty was smart and an actual good person, the only good person in the movie honestly, who was Veronica’s friend since they were in diapers. She didn’t have a huge part in the movie outside of providing some blackmail material for JD to use against Heather Duke and trying to get Veronica to stop being such a moron (which failed). Now she’s appears to be the stereotypical side character that will be prominent in the show, probably as a comic relief character or plot device to be used against Veronica at some point.

Now, there is a huge question you have to ask:

Where is Martha? Will Martha even be in the series? Alright, it’s two questions but you get the point.

I have two guesses;

1. Possibly

but more than likely

2. No. Absolutely not.

Why do you ask? Because Martha’s character served as a plot device in both the Movie and the Musical to show how awful the Heathers really were and how their bullying was actually dangerous. Martha was a fat, slow, ugly dump of a girl. Problem is, you can’t make fun of that anymore. It’s not ‘progressive’ to make fun of people with those flaws. As well it wouldn’t make sense, Heather Chandler is fat in this remake. Unless they’re going to go full retard with some kind of ‘internalized fatphobia’ shit it wouldn’t make sense to make fun of Martha for that. Heather McNamara is the stereotypical ditzy airhead which doesn’t seem to have changed in this remake so to make fun of someone being ‘slow’ while laughing at an Air-Head-of-Color would just be super duper mean!

If they DO put Martha in, she will either have to still be dumpy, slow and fat and end up being the most popular character in the end for ‘not giving into societies beauty standards’ or some shit, OR she will have to actually flat out die from her suicide attempt to push the EDGE and drive plot.

Either way this whole thing is going to be a train wreck that will either take off at the idiotic rate in which Teen Wolf and Riverdale did or be an utter failure.

I seriously hope for the latter. Sorry this is so long and there are probably some spelling and grammar errors. It’s literally 2:30 in the morning and the Monster I drank is starting to ware off so I’m running on fumes.

#heathers 2018 #heathers #heathers the musical

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