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dustofthedailylife · 4 months

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Unaffected a teaching in humbling oneself

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Pairing: Dr. Ratio x (gn!) Reader

Summary: Ratio is quite aware of his dashing looks and intellect. If he so wanted, he could use it to his advantage whenever he pleased. That was until he met you, who seemed to be entirely unaffected by it.

Tags: Pining, Crack, unreciprocated feelings towards Ratio, someone give him a clown nose - he's making a fool of himself, written pre-release of character, short one-shot

A/N: L+Ratio to Dr. Ratio himself.

Consider how the renowned Veritas Ratio would act if he had a crush on you.

No doubt, he was aware of his attractive appearance and masterful intellect. Why else would he only teach while wearing that accursed marble head? He's experienced it all too often that people stop paying attention to his teaching because they only get distracted by appearances. While conveying knowledge about science, it was nothing more than a nuisance to him.

He didn't want nor need hordes of students fawn over him. This still hadn't changed.

However, when you started working as his colleague at the same university one day, it was as if he had lost his composure for the first time in forever. Judging by your appearance, the Aeons themselves must have carved and sent you to smite him down. Let alone your wit and intellect. He was gone the minute he had first laid his eyes on you.

He absolutely wanted to get to know you better and make you fall for him how he fell for you when you first graced him with your presence.

There was just one problem - due to the boundaries he had set for himself, you had never seen his face. He never took the marble head off when he was at work. However, he was almost certain that, once he did so, you would fall for him the same way his students always did before he hid his face.

There was no way you wouldn't fall for a man of his caliber.

Self-assured and while putting on the most attractive smile he could muster he decided to take the mask off as casually as possible in front of you one day. He leaned against the wall beside you, eyeing you confidently. He was certain to see the stars of the galaxy sparkling back at him in your eyes. Your jaw would drop and you'd inch closer to him and then-

"You have something stuck between your teeth." You remarked unaffectedly as you motioned him to remove it.

You poured yourself a cup of coffee and sipped from it with an unwavering expression of apathy before lifting your eyebrows at him.

Why were you so unimpressed? Why didn't you fall for him yet? He was here. His handsome face exposed right in front of you in broad daylight. Were you not attracted to men, perhaps? No, that couldn't be. He happened to catch a conversation between you and another coworker about it. But why weren't you worshipping the ground he walked on yet?

"Is something the matter?" You poked quizically, noticing how his smile and his entire attitude and confidence had faltered and crumbled into dust in an instant.

"Huh? I j-just..." He stammered before hurriedly picking the piece of food out from in between his teeth.

This should've worked. His plan was flawless. Why did you not care about his dashing looks at all.

"Nothing." He said curtly, straightening himself up again to regain his composure.

"Alright." You nodded confusedly, forcing a smile and eyeing him as if he was completely insane.

The following weeks looked about the same. He tried to appear in front of you without the mask more and more often. He would try to initiate in talks and scientific discussions with you but you always seemed to end up annoyed by him. It was doing his head in what he could possibly be doing wrong - No. Surely, it wasn't his fault. It couldn't be.

That was until he overheard a conversation between you and another coworker.

"I have never seen him behave like that - let alone see him take his stone head off so often..." The coworker said puzzledly. "But I have to admit he is quite attractive."

"Pff, no way. Not with a character like that. Either way, I have no idea what his deal is." You sighed. "All I know is that he is grinding my gears with his big-headed attitude, ugh."

His heart dropped at your words. He had never heard that someone had perceived him this way.

Him? Big-headed? And you also don't find him attractive?

Maybe a change of plan was in order. Just... what was he doing wrong?

Do not repost, copy, translate or edit - © dustofthedailylife || reblogs, comments, and asks about HSR or my fics are always greatly appreciated and motivate me! Maple dividers are mine - do not copy.

#honkai star rail #hsr #hsr x reader #dr. ratio x reader #dr. ratio #ratio x reader #veritas ratio #hsr fluff #hsr crack #hsr fanfic #honkai star rail fanfic #honkai star rail x reader #hsr drabbles #hsr imagines #🍁 dust writes #🍁彡 hsr

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drinkingteainthedark · 3 months

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If Blade and Dan Heng weren't at odds with each other and still in love, they might not be involved in the plot at all. They'd most likely be on an eternal honeymoon (and too busy taking advantage of Blade's immortality for nasty sex stuff probably), which is bad because the plot needs them in order to happen according to Elio

#didnt these bitches fuck on a boat?#so its like canon that they're Like That #as for blade being mad about the immortality; he was protecting dan feng when jingliu killed him so That wasnt what made him so angry #so they'd just be doing whatever they did before but with more freedom #of course this is a joke post so take it with some salt #happy valentines and also james cook is dead day #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr blade #hsr yingxing #hsr dan heng #hsr dan feng #hsr crack #renheng #xingyue #hengren #:>#nsft mention

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we-have-strange-dreams · 2 months

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[ID: A sketchily drawn digital comic featuring Jingliu, Yingxing and Dan Feng from Honkai star rail.

The first panel shows Yingxing's face as he turns, with a speech bubble reading "Yingxing." Jingliu is then shown standing with her arms crossed. Dan Feng's dragon form looms behind her. She says "The High Elder wishes to meet you. Do not be afraid." At the bottom, the art style is switched to an overly simplistic one. Yingxing says "Would." Followed by jingliu telling him "...Be more afraid." Dan Feng looks pleased. End I.D]

That one meme

#had to add Jingliu because Dan Feng was too down bad #this is why she killed Yingxing actually #her outfit is so hard and my dog kept shutting off my laptop 😭#my art #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr art #hsr crack #hsr jingliu #hsr yingxing #hsr dan feng #xingyue #very messy very silly #renheng #image description #added that #hengren

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achybones-art-emporium · 10 days

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they said I could do anything so I drew ratio smoking a blunt 😌

Aventurine, *scrunching his nose as he walks in*: Doc, what the FUCk is that smell? Are you SMOKING?

Ratio: ...

Ratio: *blows smoke* ,,, it's ,,,,,, research.

#crack art #hsr #honkai star rail #hsr crack #dr ratio #dr ratio hsr #meme #420 #smoking meme #veritas ratio

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harmonysanreads · 25 days

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Do you think Ratio has the stereotypical 'doctor's handwriting'?

I know he isn't a practicing physician but, he does have a PhD in medicine so imagine, just IMAGINE : Ratio who writes his most ardent confession to you in a letter because words betray him when he's faced with you but the ten page letter is barely intelligible so you show it to Aventurine who knows exactly what's up and tells you, “That's a lot of medicine Doc prescribed to you. You should consider doing a serious health checkup.”

You bolt to Ratio in panic but are shell-shocked when he tells you that he isn't “mentally prepared to tell you everything” and keeps on delaying the confrontation. This leaves you tossing in bed, unable to focus on anything and constantly paranoid because you think you have a serious illness while Ratio's just biting his fingernails thinking he's going to get rejected and Aventurine who's wheezing by the sidelines.

Or, Aventurine did it deliberately to sabotage any potential of romance between you and Ratio idk.

#crack idea or something but this nearly had me laugh out loud #dr ratio brainrot #aventurine brainrot #dr ratio x reader #aventurine x reader #yandere dr ratio #yandere dr ratio x reader #yandere aventurine x reader #yandere aventurine #hsr x reader

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yuumenakaiser · 28 days

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How to give proper affection; guide by Y/n

˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆. Boothill x gn!reader

˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆. Lots of fluff ♪⁠～ a bit crack ♪⁠～ not edited yet-

Step 1 : locate the boothill

Today will be a special day, a really special day. A day where you are going to learn how to give affection to Boothill. The proper way of course. So whoever needs to know this. It's our special day of teaching! Well you already have a good prepared plan and it will work for 100%. It's bullet proof, you tested it. How you may ask yourself, you don't know yourself. Great. So-

Cough.

To start this operation you first need to check your weapon. Your hands and lips, what else? Perhaps a pokeba-

Whatever. Your eyes scan the surroundings, the area where boothill should linger around. His favorite place to be alone at sometimes. But today will be different.

And mhm! There he is, you spotted the innocent Boothill who has no clue about all this. He was relaxing on a field eyes closed, letting the sun tickle his face. The only part where he could actually feel touches.

Crouching down between the bushes and carefully moving towards the galaxy ranger without making any noises.

"no one can hide from my sight." you whispered before you leapt forward to attack him. Boothill was now pressed against the grass, his eyes opened and a chuckle escaped his lips. Making you feel the vibration on his chest. His Cowboy hat has fallen off from your attack.

"whoa there! Watcha up to again pumpkin? Tryna trick me with yer sly games again?" Boothill caressed your hair and gave you one of his sharp smiles.

Now it's the right time to begin the second operation! You completed step 1 successfully what a proud feeling.

Step 2 : touch the face of boothill

Moving on to step 2. It is time to get serious, sit down on his stomach so there is no chance to escape at all for him. Boothill blushes slightly from your action and as you refused to let him go but that doesn't matter right now. What matters is that you show him the love he deserves!

"a successful hunt! It's time to move to plan b." You whisper yelled to yourself and let boothill pick up on that you really are playing your games.

"y/n sweet pie I should be the hunter not yer-"

Before he could finish his tricking sentences, you cup his face with your hands and start touching it. Sto

Stroking his cheeks with your thumbs in a rhythmic motion. His cheeky grin faded into a comfortable soft smile and let you do your little plans. He leaned into your touches and moved his head to the side grabbing you by the wrist and placing a kiss on it.

Your face slightly heats up from his affection towards you. This is failing, he should be the one to blush and not the other way around.

"hold still or I have to take stricter measures!"

Boothill furrowed his eyebrows and looked at you a little confused but plays along with you.

"is that so y/n darling? Watcha got in petto." And here he started grinning again and giving your wrist more kisses. You gasped "the prey is trying to charm me, im repeating the prey is trying to charm me I need to move to step 3!"

Boothill let out a deep chuckle again and buries his face deeper in your hands.

"mhm and what is yer step 3?"

"a secret! A full missionary secret!"

Step 3: face cuddles and kisses

You almost failed the operation but you planned everything of course and this next step will totally make him flustered. He won't take the advantage anymore this is your guide and attack of how to give boothill proper affection.

You are slowly using your secret weapon for this. You took a deep breath, placing your hands onto his shoulders. Leaning towards his face and then pressing your cheek against his one. He raises a brow and wraps one of his arms around you and with his other hand he touches your free cheek.

With this position you begin to rub your cheek gently against his and cuddle his face. Smiling proudly and pressing now the other side to rub yours with his as well.

His hand moves to your hair, stroking and playing with it while you do the face cuddling.

"Why yer being so cute today? What's with all these touches on me? Missed me that much, have ya?" Without answering him only humming you move to step 4!

Step 4: ultimate kisses

It is time...for the real weapon...the one everyone would fear...the ultimate kisses.

A huge grin appears on your face, pulling away from rubbing your cheeks against boothills.

You grab again his pretty precious face in your hands. "Are you ready for this Boothill?" He tilts his head lazily and stares into your eyes. Giving you a wide smile again that reveals his sharp teeths.

"ready for anything love."

And with that you start to place kisses all over his face. First off starting to kiss his forehead, moving down to his eyebrows, nose and then cheeks.

Kissing his chin and then you spot his lips and place the ultimate kiss on his lips.

"my my~ look at my dear being the sweetest."

Satisfied with your operation you roll away from him and happily yell "mission completed!!"

But little did you know that boothill will not let you go so easily after that. A shadow appeared in front of you.

"where do yer think ya goin huh? Now we will play my game my sweet prey."

Okay but the end wasn't planned! Now you need to try to escape from him. Time to move to step 5- well actually it has no use anyway there is no way you can escape his hungry eyes.

Upsies.

#boothill #honkai star rail x reader #boothill x reader #hsr x reader #fluff #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr boothill #boothill x reader fluff #crack #oneshot

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angelltheninth · 30 days

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Saw you reblog a boothill post and I need to share this thought with someone, 3 am thoughts got me wired

Since Boothill is a cyborg/robot..he doesn't have c*m right? Like that's just logic so I thought mhm.. I wonder if he releases some sort of oil/concoction that's like aphrodisiac so when he releases inside it makes you more sensitive...

Bonus points if it's also calming one, just for after care.. After care with boothill kill me now

(Wouldn't it be funny if you can add condiments like ketchup or Mayo, idk that's so funny, having to j*rk him off to get ketchup💀💀💀💀)

Ketchup and mayo please I can't with this!

Well at least it would taste good if you're sucking him off right? Flavored cum sounds yummy.

But if you want it inside then it's not the best idea. Luckily there are a few ways to make artificial cum! If he can have some of that + have it be mixed with some kind of an aphrodisiac to make it feel even better that'd be cool.

#honkai star rail x reader #hsr x reader #boothill x reader #honkai star rail smut #hsr smut #boothill smut #crack post #lmao

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coffee-cait · 14 days

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lmao after witnessing the VAs using the power of "doctor you're huge" to all get the aventurine light cone together...

here, have a dr ratio for the road may he bless the light cone wanters into becoming light cone havers too! ✨

#fanart #honkai star rail #hsr #dr ratio #veritas ratio #if yall havent seen the group of VAs all pulling for the aventurine light cone and succeeding after camden recited the dr you're huge line.#you gotta IT CRACKED ME UP

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omatoxin · 1 month

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Argenti, Knight of Beauty

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eternity-death · 10 days

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Okay guys now it’s time to consider…

Sunday being in love with Reader… but being unable to act on his feelings because The Dream Master disapproves of it…

The yearning in this would be INSAAAAAANNNE.

#hsr x reader #sunday x reader #honkai star rail x reader #it is pure agony for him #he can deal with it somewhat bc you’re already pretty close and see each other frequently #so it’s not like he has to yearn from afar #but one might say that the closeness makes it even worse #like when you’re submerged in a dream and you’re chasing something unattainable #and it’s right in front of you but suddenly your whole body is heavy and even though it’s right at the tips of your fingers you just…#… can’t quite reach far enough #every time you mention someone with potential a romance in mind his entire body goes cold #he freezes up and that mask of his cracks #and that smile he always wears becomes all the more difficult to keep up #Sunday wants you to be happy… but the more selfish part of him wishes that you never find anyone to fall in love with

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vmp3ater · 30 days

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Feral asf for our girlfailure Firefly, imagine fucking her so hard she transforms to sam HELP AHSHHAAGAHAHAHAHHA

subbot firefly x domtop gn reader

say april fools anon. say it.

fucking firefly into the mattress while muttering praises into her ears from behind. rambling on about how good she is for you, how well she’s taking you, and the whimpers that escape from her says enough.

shes so fucked dumb already—clawing at the sheets, trembling while she tries to meet your thrusts, but with the way you’re fucking her it’ll be pretty impossible. you just hit all her right spots so good it’s just too much for her to handle, and she loves it.

and then she turns into sam god bless

#vmp thirsts.#firefly thirsts.#WHAT IS THSI.#im on some crack rn /nsrs #honkai star rail smut #honkai star rail x reader #sub honkai star rail #hsr smut #hsr x reader #sub hsr #firefly #firefly smut #firefly x reader #sub firefly #bottom firefly #dom reader #top reader #gn reader

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whyiseveryname-taken · 24 days

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im hungry—no, starving for jing yuan fics, please please please please please please i wanna see more of eepy lion uueuehwhwb

#hsr x reader #jing yuan x reader #jing yuan #okay hear me out tho #boothill x jing yuan crack ship #a platonic crack ship oml #eueuueue #please anything jing yuan

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drinkingteainthedark · 2 months

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I feel like Dan Feng doesn't get enough flack for the sweat thing. Like yeah I've seen a few jokes but

You are at war, mid battle, fighting for yourself, your people, your home, and instead of focusing you're fantasising about Hot, Sweaty Craftsmen in Your Area? People are dying.

Apparently all Blade needed to do was exhert himself a little and Dan Heng would've done anything he wanted just for a chance to sniff his skin saliva

#blade can still sweat right? (i dont presume to know anything about his fucked up biology)#df the type of boyfriend to sniff yx after a hard day of work #he needs to be mocked more #wtf was this man on #crack #hsr crack #honkai star rail #hsr #renheng #hengren #xingyue #gsywhwbqbbsb #again dont take me too seriously #cursed

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we-have-strange-dreams · 10 days

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[ID: A black and white 5 panel comic featuring characters from Honkai Star Rail

Panel one: Dan Heng looks off to the side saying "Wish I could find a man like Yingxing." Behind him, Jingliu says "Blade?"

Panel two: Dan Heng looking annoyed says "What the fuck? No!"

Panel three: Jingliu, hand on hip says "They're literally the same person?" Behind her a small cartoony Blade says "Kill me plz."

Panel 4: Dan Heng looking horrified.

Panel 5: A blanket lump, with Dan Heng's horns and tail peeking out. A rain cloud hangs above. Text beside the blanket lump reads: Crying noises. End ID]

Jingliu's quest real

#my art #image description #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr art #hsr crack #hsr dan heng #sketch #hsr blade #hsr jingliu #renheng #hengren #hengxing #?#whatever #sorry the description is so long i just think i should to do them

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hime-the-kage · 7 days

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Lol i forgot to post smtg

Here some memes for HSR 2.2