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honkytonka · 1 year
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TAKE AUDACITY FUCKING AWAY FROM ME
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I may seem edgy but I actually meow all day
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ruffled-glovez · 1 month
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i dont do these often but hey mtsk coloring 💥 (click the image for high quality!)
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zooophagous · 10 months
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Well had a fucked up nightmare.
Had a dream that someone was punishing a young child for sneaking into a dangerous industrial area by making him hold a sign saying what a bad kid he was and standing by the road for people to see him.
This pissed me off so I approach the kid and ask him how old he is, and he asks me if he can tell me his story because he's only allowed to put the sign down if he's explaining to someone what he'd done. I say sure and sit down on the ground to listen.
He explains that he's in trouble because he was playing on the big heavy equipment and got hurt. He demonstrated this by showing me his injury.
His head slid off onto the ground. And his head kept talking. I got up to run and when I looked back he was twisting his head back onto his neck stump and then picking up the sign again.
Then I woke up.
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aviomons · 29 days
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maybe the friendships we made were the boops along the way or something
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im-not-a-sheep · 1 year
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heres some designs of tf2 crossed with Hollowknight
i still have some ideas that i haven't drawn yet but i also don't know what some of the other mercs would be (like what kinda bugs would heavy, medic, demo, soldier be?)
yeah, i sorta changed spy's design in the last pic (I didn't really like the red eyes thing)
anyways enjoy lol
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ladyloveandjustice · 10 months
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So my partner was mentioning an anime where Jack the Ripper kills women who've had abortions and says she thinks it was Soul Eater and I was like "what no I would have remembered if Soul Eater did that. Like that plotline sounds too trashy for Soul Eater to have done, especially the anime". Looking it up, Maka and Soul did fight a monster called Jack the Ripper in the first episode, as their brief introductory fight that lasted three minutes, but it was just a monster that was killing random women and eating souls to get more powerful, not anything about abortions.
so then I googled 'anime jack the ripper kills women abortions' (and I hate that I was made to google that) and it's....Black Butler. Of course it is.
And she's a woman who was doing it because she was baby-crazy and jealous of sex workers for 'throwing away their babies'. Sounds about right for that anime.
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idontlikeem · 5 months
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In way cooler and more awesome news:
I Will Be There No Matter What
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andithewaterbottle · 22 days
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Update: had to frog the beanie cause it was too big buut now I can work on the hook case! The pattern I’m using has a lot of sewing which will be interesting for me to try
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shibaraki · 2 years
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actually I think tomura loves you so much he wishes he could unzip your body and climb inside it
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museaway · 1 year
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(because someone asked...)
Acknowledging your own successes and efforts can be a huge internal motivator. Unlike outside sources like kudos or comments or validation from social media, when you acknowledge yourself you motivate yourself from within.
So today I asked how many fics people have posted in 2022 because there are still 23 days left in the year. A few people might look back on what they've done so far and feel fired up to finish one more since we have a few weeks (personally, I had no idea I'd written so much! I feel a lot more excited to write), or plan something for next year, or maybe give themselves a well-deserved break.
TL;DR just hoping to motivate someone at a time of year when people can feel pretty wiped out.
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socialprawn · 2 years
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sorri if cringe-- made an account on Everskies and ive been vibin so hard making little outfits there
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augusteofarles · 4 months
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Has tumblr heard about the spider pheromone body lotion yet? Spider man fics are about to get unimaginably deranged
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absent-enigma · 1 year
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Centaur au drabble (?) 1
Skull (Horror) as an intro of sorts for the idea.  
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They said a giant had come down from the mountains, away from the cold and lack of company.  They said the giant came to live deep within densely forested trees at its base, right before winter set in, to claim a new, more populated territory.
Deep reverberations shook the ground daily once this so-called giant had settled in.  The shaking of the ground, within a certain range, occurred around the same time each day and night, like clockwork.  It was as if this giant were searching for someone, or something, it could not find, day after day, and night after night.  Ever searching, yet never finding, from the constant movement.
Some insisted it was not a giant, but a creature of some kind, with a single large glowing red eye that pierced through the dark of night, or during daylight, peering through the bare branches of the trees surrounding its new territory. The footsteps were quickly found to not be that of an actual giant, but of an enormous moose.  The hoofmarks were deeply embedded in the dirt and grass, barely able to be seen in some places with the constant back and forth travel. Measurements of the hooves revealed that they were much bigger than any moose that had ever been recorded.
Paired with the glowing eye hovering above the anticipated head level of such an animal, investigators into the mystery suggested the possibility that the moose was possibly a centaur.  Especially when one such investigator had come across deep marks on tree bark that was much too high for even the tallest moose to reach, remarking that the deep grooves in the bark looked like claw marks.
No one had been able to catch more than these brief, fleeting glimpses of this newcomer roaming about.
By the time winter began in earnest, and snowfall began to accumulate, several recording devices had been set up high in the branches of several trees, near the well-travelled route.
Finally, footage was captured the following evening.
It was a skeletal moose centaur, the lower half of the body deep brown in color, and covered with numerous scars, patches of fur missing from those areas, leaving behind silvery scars. This continued on all the way down each of the legs to the hooves. The fur transitioned into bone around its upper waist, the ribs broad, thick and littered with scars, nicks and missing pieces of bone. The broad expanse of the chest held a particularly deep scar that went halfway across ribs and sternum, where the scar then sharply cut up and into the left humerus. Another line of cracked bone went up the left side of the massive skull to stop where a gaping hole was.  The placement meant the centaur’s antler would be missing on that side of the skull next spring due to the horrific wound. 
The right socket was completely empty, a dark void, but the left socket was filled completely with a deep crimson light that was currently fixated on the camera recording him.
The skull was tilted slightly to the right, as if the centaur’s single antler lost earlier that fall had weighed his skull down so much that even after it was gone, the memory and previous heaviness lingered. 
The blazing crimson light inspected the camera. 
Without so much as a warning, the front hooves stomped down, the ground shuddering from impact beneath the powerful legs. Skeletal hands clenched into fists as the eye light flared brighter. The wide set toothy grin stretched in a terrifying way as teeth parted to grind out three words in a deep voice.
“don’t come back.”
The feed went dead as the camera was presumably destroyed.
No one entered the forested area for some time after the aggressive take down of the camera and clear, if guttural, warning.
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Notes I didn’t end up writing as a drabble:
*Skull doesn’t know why the humans keep following him around.  Particularly trying to get a good look at him, as he is used to being avoided.  All he is doing is looking for his brother right now, so why all the curiosity?  When he sees the thing in the tree with the glowing light on it, he decides to destroy it.  Gets confused over why the humans are upset that he destroyed the things in the trees that they had put there in his temporary territory.
...why is he there again?
His brother.  
He was looking for his brother.
*Days later Skull sustains a nasty wound, and later, that injury ends up getting infected. He becomes more aware of the fact that the humans are getting much too persistent looking for him, especially when they find signs of his injury in the snow.  He tried to warn the humans away, in a lot of pain, but eventually ends up being sedated so that no one gets hurt.  He’s moved from the area for safety reasons-with quite a lot of difficulty considering his sheer massive size (moved both for human safety, Skull’s safety, and hunters who may have tried to go after him once it was let out what was in the forest) and bring him to the sanctuary/preserve to recuperate
Skull (Horror) when he comes to his senses:
where the hell am i and why is there a small angry sambar deer centaur (upper half also skeletal, with dark blue eye lights) demanding that i state who i am and why i’m so close to their territory?
*too tired to deal with this. easily pins the other centaur questioning him in a much too loud voice, and uses him as a tiny pillow as the offended ‘Black’ screeches at the disrespect of being used as a resting place for a stranger*
Kind of reminds Skull (horror) of his brother, at least in volume, though his brother is less aggressive and prickly than this centaur is.
Will later try to use Mc (aka reader) as a pillow but in a more hug and snuggle as he tries to settle his skull on them instead, with great difficultly because size difference.
Black eventually accepts his fate as furniture that first night, but bristles at the indignity of it all.
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herbirdglitter · 1 year
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All right buckle up. I’ve got some hot gossip from a person you don’t know about people you also don’t know. I will do my best to provide context but I am just bursting to tell my siblings about this but my brother is borrowing my phone so I can’t. So I’m telling you instead. My godmother came up for a visit and she brought the tea.
Here’s what’s up. Our old church, which had been turned into a cult by a man we’ll call Father Pervert, has recently turned over a new leaf. Father Pervert had been caught exchanging spicy emails, pics, videos, etc. with a married woman in the congregation. Caught, that is by her husband. Now, this is an Eastern Orthodox church, so priests are allowed to marry if they marry before becoming a priest, so he was also cheating on his wife, whom he married when she was 17 and he was 25. Yup. 
Anyway, a full investigation was launched, the police were informed (because no one needs a repeat of the catholic pedophile thing), and there was a letter sent out with an email address to encourage other people to come forward with information about him. GUYS. 
It turns out, there was not one incident, but three over a course of about twenty to thirty years. He has a disturbingly high salary for a priest, he pretends not to have a phone so that people can’t reach him at home, and he also covered up the fact that there was a convicted pedophile living right next to the church school. I could go on. 
So there’s a hearing, he’s suspended from duty, and most people don’t really know what’s going on. Until recently, everyone thought he was the bees knees. They’d go to him about everything, finances, medical problems, whether to use birth control, you name it. People are still intentionally not finding out what it is he did wrong because they don’t want to. The whole situation was very unhealthy, and he didn’t like people who asked too many questions, or authority figures the people liked a lot. He was scared of losing power, so slowly he began driving people out. 
People were mysteriously leaving after confrontations with him, but never because of that, no. It was always a job offer that they just couldn’t turn down, or moving to be with family, or the “haha i’m so pious but really i’m trying to escape” move to live near a monastery tactic. See, people still had connections, family, friends, back in that church that they wanted to be able to come back to. If you spoke out against Father Pervert in any way, you were labeled as a troublemaker, a fallen sinner, etc. You get the picture. 
Well, and this is where it get’s good, one of those authority figures that Father Pervert had managed get removed was a delightful man that we shall call Father Cool Guy. Yes, Father. He was a priest, and it was he who was chosen to replace Father Pervert as the primary priest of the church. 
I cannot stress how much of a delight this man is. He’s kind, he’s funny, he is  generous with his time, he is so loving, he is everything that a priest should be, and that is coming from a queer atheist. 
All this we already knew, as this was a whole thing that had played out over the course of this last year, and here’s where we get to the tea my godmother brought. She’d stopped going to this church quite a while ago as she was “troublemaker” (read authority figure with differing opinions) but she came back a couple of times recently to see the new priest. 
APPARENTLY, Father Cool Guy delivered the least subtle, most fantastically pointed sermon in human history, with thinly veiled lessons about humility, and not putting people up on pedestals and then proceeded to ask her afterwards if she thought anyone got it. 
THEN the other time she went, the poor wife of Father Pervert, the one who’d married him when she was seventeen, got up and delivered a speech about how thankful she was for the time they’d had in the community etc.. A speech which was long, and at times clearly showed that she still had some hope of working things out. Which is so sad because she’s married to a narcissist with horrible power issues and it’s tragic and I hope she gets help. I realize that doesn’t sound like much after the wild ride of the premise but we’re getting the info in little increments instead of all at once so it’s big to us.  
So that was that tea, but the other thing was that my godmother is in her 60s with a long dead husband and has just had her “oh crap I’m asexual” moment, which is iconic, because she {intentionally} lives in a tent on huge property with all her kids and her grand kids and hasn’t tried to date or anything once since her husband died. So, I, her 19-year-old asexual godchild, ended up explaining a bunch of things to her and I think I got her sold on the idea of labels. Then I accidentally outed her trans godson to her (I REALLY THOUGHT SHE KNEW) which turned out fine because she was perfectly supportive, but now I have to break that to him and I feel like shit but I think it’ll be fine. Help.  
So that was my day
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kissagii · 2 years
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𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕣𝕒 𝕒𝕤 𝕗𝕚𝕤𝕙
don't ask questions because i don't have answers. anyhow let the crack headcanons commence
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gyomei himejima = bluefin tuna
big man, big fish, it makes sense.... i think
this fish are huge (over 1000 lbs or 450 kg in some areas)
they're also absurdly strong. when caught for sport, it can take over an hour to reel in one of these
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tengen uzui = dorado (aka mahi mahi)
fairy goldfish? fairy goldfish. very flashy and magical coloring.
they're very dramatic and jump out of the water when hooked, or even when not hooked. they're just generally jumpy showoffs.
very strong considering that they're usually not all that big
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sanemi shinazugawa = mako shark
hmmmm angry boy and angry shark... yeah makes sense
apparently makos have a tendency to be aggressive
idk sanemi just gives me sharky vibes... not a lot to explain lol
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mitsuri kanroji = parrotfish
they're really pretty fish and do cool things for coral reefs!
they eat algae, which helps coral to grow and the reef to be healthy
generally a nice fish.... except for sleeping in mucus. that's weird.
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shinobu kocho = betta fish (siamese fighting fish)
small, pretty, and aggressive... need i explain more?
channeling shinobu's concealed rage with this one. because apparently these fish eat each other sometimes?
wild species of betta are really hardy and live where other fish can't
that's all for now, might do the others later. i like fish.
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