Corlys: What time is it?
Daemon: Dunno. Pass me that trombone and i'll find out.
*Blows trombone loudly*
Otto from the tower of the hand: WHO THE FUCK PLAYS THE TROMBONE AT 12 PM?!
Daemon: It's 12 pm.
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I mean if you're gonna lose an eye you might as well do it for something valuable
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Aemond: my uncle is a challenge I welcome if he dares face me
Caraxes and Daemon:
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