Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.
What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?
Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕
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It's been a while since a hyperfixation gripped me this bad- I've been obsessed for a while now and yeah Vox is holding me hostage pff
I had drawn this picture like two months ago and it had been the first (and definitively not last..I'm so sorry) time drawing the boy <33
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And because I'm seeing way too many people steal art in this fandom: I do not give you my consent to repost my drawings, without asking me first
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Husk: *walks into the parlor, ignoring everyone*
Angel: So baby, how was your day?
Husk: *picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Angel* Hell.
Sir Pentious, watching this unfold from his seat: *whispers* Who hurt you?
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Genuine question. Have you people ever actually seen hazbin or helluva or do you just fucking bitch about it because it's the trend to do. Like. Helluva has kinda shit first few episodes that are way over the top with sex jokes, but it gets better when it gets to the actual story and they cool it. I bet no on complaining has seen it
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More (In)correct Royalflush Quotes
Alastor: So, are you two dating now?
Lucifer & Husk: Yes.
Alastor: Why?
Lucifer: I happen to find Husk very appealing.
Alastor: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Husker.
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Lucifer: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Husk: Peonies, why?
Lucifer:
Husk: Were you going to get me flowers?
Lucifer:
Husk:
Lucifer: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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Charlie: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Vaggie: *blushing* I—
Lucifer, butting into the conversation: Husk is perfect, thanks for asking.
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Husk: Did it hurt when you fell-
Lucifer: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Husk: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Lucifer: ...
Husk: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Lucifer: I have feelings for you.
Husk: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
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*playing twister*
Angel Dust: Right hand red.
Lucifer: *ends up on top of Husk*
Husk: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Angel Dust: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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Husk, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Niffty: Lucifer's in the kitchen!
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Vox died in the 50s and Valentino died in the 70s. We don't know how old they were or when exactly during their decades that they died but its possible that their lives briefly overlapped.
Anyway, consider tiny baby Val watching the TV while growing up in the 50s and being absolutely glued to the screen because he was blind ass 6 year old and wanted to be able to see his fav newscaster's face(Vox)
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the fucking line in hell's greatest dad about getting the clog like what was up that. how long was nifty in there. how long can she hold her breath. her head is huge what kind of pipes do they have in there.
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Ace in the Hole is my favorite hazbin hotel fic for a variety of reasons, but one of the main reasons is that it's the only fic I've found so far that has Lucifer really fucking Valentino up.
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