basically the nature of her aspect and her overall absolute hatred of the crockercorp makes her immune to the brainwashing of the tiaratop, though condy can still control her actions. so june will do what condy tells her to, but she'll talk shit about her the whole time. junes friends are kinda horrified about the whole situation, but at the same time pissing themselves from laughing bc june just wont. stop. bitching. about the crockercorp and her fish alien dictator great grandma
Mom Lalonde <> HIC: someglubby put me outta my fishery, a coalition competition fic!
someglubby put me outta my fishery (2574 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Homestuck
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: The Condesce/Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, The Condesce & Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde
Characters: Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, The Condesce (Homestuck), Rose Lalonde
Additional Tags: Crack, Fluff, Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session, Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, Alternate Universe - Aliens, Intentionally Bad Spelling & Grammar, Chatlogs, No beta we die like HIC's self-respect
Summary:
CC: stop glubbin to me
-- colloquialCondescension [CC] blocked tonicandGin [TG] --
-- tonicandGin [TG] unblocked colloquialCondescension [CC] --
CC: W)(AT
TG: u aint geftin rid a me TAHT eeasiely
TG: WONK
Or: The story of the pale romance that redeems Her Imperious Condescension.
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