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5sospenguinqueen · 2 days
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(Ten Years Later)
Stranger: So, how did you two meet?
(Married! MC and Sebastian look at each other.)
MC: You know, we're not legally allowed to talk about that year.
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lostmyremembrall · 1 year
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WB giving me more Slytherin boys to fall in love with
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I finally know what my type is:
It's literally just angsty Slytherins Compelling characters with great arc
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1uckygold · 14 days
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Ominis: What are you doing?
MC: Shh, I need complete concentration. I'm trying to pick a lock.
Ominis: Are you using Alohomora?
MC: No, I want to learn how to do it without relying on my wand. What if I forget it and we need to rescue someone from being locked up?
Ominis: I highly doubt any of us would be foolish enough to—
Sebastian: *banging on the door* Oh, Merlin! MC, something just brushed against my leg!
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charlotteuchiha · 11 months
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Ominis: Hi, I’m Sebastian’s emergency contact.
Nurse: You’re here to pick up him up?
Ominis: No. I’m here to be removed as his emergency contact.
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spookypumpkinua · 6 months
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Just made a few funny stuff about HL😁🖤
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fanartandfanfiction · 11 months
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Hogwarts Legacy modern AU texting
Fig: Aesop, I need your help. I’d ask MC, but it’s quite embarrassing. I’d appreciate your discretion.
Sharp: What is it?
Fig: I’ve been quite lonely since Miriam passed, so I thought I’d join one of those new fangled dating websites.
Sharp: Oh God.
Fig: I’ve met a lovely woman from Croatia. She’s expressed interest in meeting me, but she can’t afford the airfare. Can you help me purchase her a ticket?
Sharp -screenshots and sends to MC-
Sharp: I should give you detention for showing Fig how to use the internet.
MC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MC: Don’t let him do it though.
Sharp: Obviously not.
MC: OH MY GOD I FOUND HIS PROFILE
Sharp:….Show it to me.
MC: -attached image-
Sharp: Dear God
Sharp: Why is he not wearing a shirt?
Sharp: Why did you send me this? I didn’t need to see this! You didn’t need to see this!
MC: SHUT UP I JUST FOUND YOURS
Sharp: Detention. A week.
MC: I swiped right. Are you going to swipe back? 🥺
Sharp: I’ll extend it to a month.
MC: You didn’t answer the question. I’m hurt.
MC: Omg you need help with your profile. You can’t put “not applicable” for your best feature .
Sharp: That’s it. A month.
MC: To work on your profile, right? I’m willing to help you.
MC: You still didn’t answer 😢
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lilac-ravenclaw · 9 days
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Every damn time😹
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weirdraccoon · 9 months
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Prof. Weasley: We have rules for a reason!
MC: Rules are meant to be broken!
Prof. Weasley: Nothing is meant to be broken!
Prof. Fig: Uh, piñatas?
Prof. Sharp: Wax seals to open letters.
Prof. Fig *snapping his fingers*: Eggs.
Prof. Sharp: Peanuts.
MC *grinning*: Rules!
Prof. Weasley *a hand on her forehead, suddenly looking exhausted*: My spirit, apparently.
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remiwright · 7 months
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Hogwarts Legacy Series: Short Story (2)
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(Discaimer)
I do not have the wrights to Hogwarts legacy or any of their characters. This story is solely is for writing purposes only. So please enjoy and i would love to hear what you all think. Also the image you see above it is not my own and i take no credit for it.
(Imagine)
Sebastian definitely had a wake up call in the morning. Poor boys heart is still running a mile.
(Short Story)
"Heart Attack Material"
Sebastian: (turns lamp on, as he walks into the common room)
Ominis: (sitting the dark)
Sebastian: SWEET MERLIN! (Sebastian shouted as he got a fright)
Ominis: Oh, good evening, Sebastian (Ominis turned his head and smiled brightly at Sebastian)
Sebastian: For merlin’s sake ominis, why are you sitting in the dark? (Sebastian questioned his friend, as he placed his hand on his chest. Trying to calm his heart down)
Ominis: ……………….
Sebastian: Ominis?
Ominis: I was sitting in the dark?
Sebastian: yes, you were! Gave me one hell of a fright. Why would you be sitting in the dar ……… (Sebastian stopped himself as he realized something)
Sebastian: Never mind, forget what I said. How are you doing on this fine evening my friend!
Ominis: fine, I guess?
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rayofrasha · 7 months
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This is a small skit I made after I saw Sebastian making potions as if he were cooking 😆 Enjoy! Oh, and I would really appreciate it if you subscribed to my youtube, Thanks 💛💙💚❤️
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5sospenguinqueen · 1 day
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Sebastian: MC! What the fuck happened to the kitchen?!
MC: I'm sorry. I was just trying to heat the dragon's egg! I didn't intend to light the kitchen on fire!
Sebastian: Well, next time.
Sebastian: Wait a minute, you were trying to do what?!
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lostmyremembrall · 11 months
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Sebastian and Ominis Competing for Your Attention
Ominis: *yelps in potions at the cut that's barely bleeding* MC: Ominis! What's wrong?! Let me see. Sebastian: *observes* ... Sebastian: Ouch! MC, my finger too... MC: We're in potions, for heaven's sake, Sebastian. Get it together and brew yourself some wiggenweld. Ominis: *smirks* Sebastian: Oh, you sly little bastard.
-> Hogwarts Legacy Incorrect Quotes
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choccy-milky · 7 days
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🔞NSFW comic🔞
just seb being insatiable when it comes to clora 😇 refractory period?? whats that?? never heard of it
[ TWITTER ]
[ POIPIKU ] and a lil extra doodle:
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(aka seb and clora if contraceptive potions didnt exist LMAO.... girl would just be preggo 24/7)
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charlotteuchiha · 11 months
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spookypumpkinua · 4 months
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🎄❄️
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fanartandfanfiction · 11 months
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Alright @fizzlewick I jumped on the Derry girls meme train
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