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underworld-park-offical · 7 months

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CLYDE: HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK

CLYDE: THE FUCKING VIDEO CUT OFF BUT

CLYDE: CRAIGS PROBABLY DEAD HE'S DEAD HE'S DEAD HE’S DEADDDDD WAHHHHHH

TOLKIEN: I KNOW SHUT UP TOLKIEN: YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THAT THE WHOLE CAR RIDE!!!

CLYDE: I KNOW WE ALL SAID WE WANTED HIM DEAD BUT CLYDE: BUT CLYDE: WAHHHHHHHHH HAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!

TOLKIEN: BABE SHUT UP TOLKIEN: I'M TRYING TO FOCUS ON THE ROAD TOLKIEN: I DON'T WANT TO GET A SPEEDING TICKET TODAY

CLYDE: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CLYDE: I MISS CRAIG SO MUCH CLYDE: HE WAS THE WORST BEST FRIEND I'VE EVER HAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD

TOLKIEN: STOP CRYING TOLKIEN: I LOVE YOU TOLKIEN: BUT I NEED TO FOCUS RIGHT NOW TOLKIEN: I DON'T WANT TO CRASH MY CAR

CLYDE: WAAAHAHHHHHAHVAGUCGJFIYGXTUDXFRCYUHY*GCFGJUOTUDVHUPI*YIFGCJBLOUGTCGJOUFJGOUFDTYGUOCFJGYOFX

TOLKIEN: BABY I CAN'T COMFORT YOU RIGHT NOW TOLKIEN: I'M DRIVING CLYDE: YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT MEEEE HEEEE HEEEEEE CLYDE: OR CRAAA HEYYY HEYYYA AAAIG

CLYDE: OR JIMM HEE HEE HEE…

CLYDE: HE'S DEAD YOU MONSTER HER HERRRRR!! TOLKIEN: I CARE, THAT'S WHY I'M TRYING NOT TO CRASH RIGHT NOW

CLYDE: YOU'RE LYING TO MEEEEEE TOLKIEN: I AM NOT TOLKIEN: BUT I AM TOLKIEN: THIS CLOSE TOLKIEN: TO TAPING YOUR MOUTH SHUT

CLYDE: WAHHAAGHVHUGGCHFUIHCGFHUIYHVHVGUHGV GGUI PLEASE DONT I'LL BE A GOOD BOYYYYYYYY TOLKIEN: YOU'RE A BIG STRONG MAN TOLKIEN: PLEASE STOP CRYING CLYDE: (sniffle) Okayyyyyyy

TOLKIEN: GOD DAMN TOLKIEN: WE NEED TO TELL DAIMEN CLYDE: Whyy??????????

TOLKIEN: He's one of the few people in our friend group I can actually fucking TOLERATE

TOLKIEN: I’m pretty sure he's working at the 711 right now

CLYDE: STEP ON THE GAS BABY TOLKIEN: I'M TRYING

Meanwhile...with the gays

THOMAS: HAOUGUUGUGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TWEEK: WHAT THE FUCK???

TWEEK: WHY ARE YOU THROWING UP KOOL AID?????

TWEEK: ARE YOU OKAY THOMAS???? TWEEK: THOMAS?????? THOMAS: NOHuuuuuu...... uuUHHHOUUUUGHHGHHFGGH–

PIP: Ugh he's getting me all red!

PIP: Gregory, make him stop right now!

PIP: He's getting kool aid all over my very expensive suit!

GREGORY: You know he has a condition!

GREGORY: You KNOW He has “throwing up koolaid-itus”!!!

GREGORY: He told me so!

PIP: UGHHHHHHHHH!!!

PIP: You all are going to make this plan go to SHIT!

TWEEK: SHUT UP!!

TWEEK: The douchebag is in our presence

PIP: I DONT CARE I'LL JUST EAT HIM LIKE I DID HIS STUPID FUCKING FRIEND

PIP: JIMBO OR WHATEVER HIS NAME WAS

GREGORY: Jimmy, sir

PIP: I KNEW THAT SHUT UP

GREGORY: Yes sir-

PIP: Infact

PIP: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP RIGHT NOW!!!

THOMAS: Buhhh….. blehhh …..ughhh….

THOMAS: Eughhh…

THOMAS: I hated that…

TWEEK: DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP YOU STUPID BRITISH CROOKED TEETH MOTHER OF-

GREGORY: Ah ah ah

GREGORY: No no no Tweeky!

GREGORY: Bad idea!

GREGORY: You dont wanna mess with Sir Pip whilst he's upset!

TWEEK: RRGHHHGHGHGH LEMME AT HIM!!!

GREGORY: Ah ah ah!

GREGORY: No way!

TWEEK: RRRRGGRHHHHHHHH!!!!!

TWEEK: I'M GONNA SNAP HIM IN HALF LIKE A PRETZEL!!!

PIP: Not before I snap YOU in half like a goddamn Crumpet!

THOMAS: U- uh….

THOMAS: Guys??

TWEEK: YOU ARE SERIOUSLY THE WORST LEADER EVER!!

PIP: OH DON'T EVEN START YOU METH ADDICTED DEFIANT TROLL!

TWEEK: YOU DID NOT

PIP: OH I MOST CERTAINLY DID

THOMAS: Guuuuys?

PIP: I HOPE YOU FUCKING BURN BECUASE OF THE LAND WENCE YOU CAME, YOU SUPER SONIC MUFFIN MUNCHER TWEEK: KILL YOURSELF YOU CRUSTY PEANUT PIP: I'M ALREADY DEAD YOU MORONIC BRAINDEAD LUNATIC TWEEK: DIE TWICE PIP: FUCK YOU!!!

THOMAS: GUYS!!!!!!

PIP AND TWEEK: WHAT???????

THOMAS: What do we do with…. SHIT-! COCK-!!

THOMAS: What do we do with him?

CRAIG: What is going on? CRAIG: I'm like

CRAIG: Mad dissociating right now

CRAIG: What

CRAIG: What are you guys

CRAIG: How are you all here…?

GREGORY: Oh the mister has finally snapped out of his trance!

GREGORY: Apologies, dear friend!

GREGORY: Sir Pip had requested we keep you contained! He remembers you being the worst of the lot!

GREGORY: And with your fashion choice, I can certainly see why.

CRAIG: What are you….

CRAIG: Ohhhh….

CRAIG: Yeah this hoodie was a mistake

CRAIG: And the phone case….

CRAIG: Goddamnit…

PIP: He's come to his senses

PIP: WHY HAS HE COME TO HIS SENSES??!?!

PIP: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!!

PIP: AAAAAAGHHHH!!!!

PIP: DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT!!!

GREGORY: Oh dear

GREGORY: Sir Pip is upset again

GREGORY: There there Sir Pip

PIP: SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU ABSOLUTE KISS ASS PIP: I WILL RIP THAT PONYTAIL FROM YOUR SCALP!

GREGORY: Apologies, Sir Pip

CRAIG: Wait a second

CRAIG: Is that a fucking dead body??????

CRAIG: HOLY SHIT IS THAT JIMMY????

PIP: Well one of the side effects of opening a portal to hell,

PIP: Someone kicks the bucket!

CRAIG: Christ..

PIP: Why did you capture him, Gregory?

PIP: You know I hate this one

GREGORY: He was the closest one, Sir Pip!

PIP: You could've just grabbed them ALL!

PIP: Now our plan will fucking CRUMBLE because of you!

PIP: You SENTIENT. STAPLER.

GREGORY: I

GREGORY: Sir Pip….

PIP: NO! NO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU ANYMORE!

PIP: Anyway, since you ARE here

PIP: You may as well make yourself of good use to me

CRAIG: What?

PIP: Where are Stan and his little friends?

PIP: Out of all of you dicktwats, THEY treated me worst

PIP: So… where are they?

(EDITS MADE BY @pissblanket)

#craig tucker #craigfluencer #hellpark #south park #southpark #south park edits #sp #underworld park #underworld park clyde #underworld park thomas #underworld park gregory #underworld park pip

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challahbread · 5 months

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I LOVE MY OJISAN WAHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE HIM WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO HAPPY HE LIKES IT IM GONNA EXPLODE WAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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blackhakumen · 3 years

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Mini Fanfic #807: Day Two at Roy's Food Shack (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

12:23 p.m. at the Beach Side of Isle Defino.......

Roy: (Smirks Confidently While Watching Ness, Toon, Ashley, Kirby and Zelda Try out Plates of Nachos He Made For Them) Well? Whaddya thing?

Toon: Not gonna lie....(Starts Enjoying the Nachos He's Eating) These are some really good nachos.

Ness: (Nodded in Agreement) Yeah. I'm actually starting to like them already.

Kirby: (Happily Cheers) Poyo!~

Ashley: I must admit, Roy....(Use a Napkin to Wipe the Crumbs From her Cheeks in a Polite Manner) Your dish was fairly decent.

Zelda: (Smiles Brightly While Wiping the Crumbs Off her Cheeks as Well) I'd say. Since when did you started making these kinds of nachos?

Roy: A long time ago. (Crosses his Arms) King Dad taught me how to cook them and I've became a master at it ever since.

Ness: Neat. Did you thought of some other foods and snacks you wanna put on the menu?

Roy: Only Hot Dogs, Candies, and Tropical Beverages so far. I originally thought about making smoothies, till I realized that the place behind us are already making business out the whole thing. (Points at the Smoothie Place Behind Them)

Wario and Waluigi walks out of the smoothie place Roy pointed at while drinking the slushes they've ordered.

Waluigi: (Starts Having Brain Freeze) WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Wario: (Starts Waluigi at Waluigi's Misery Before Getting Brain Freeze as While) GAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Back to the Kids......

Toon: (Sees Wario and Waluigi Screaming in Agony from a Distance) I feel bad for two sometimes.

Ashley: (Already has a Deadpinned Look on her Face) I don't. They're the epitome of idiocy.

Ness: (Turns to Lucas Who is Cleaning the Food Stand's Counter) So Lucas, how's the work life going for you?

Lucas: (Smiles Brightly) It's going great so far. I cleaned the counters, the tables, I even got to be the cashier afterwards.

Ashley: (Smiles Softly at Her Boyfriend) I'm glad you're having a good time, Lucas. (Slowly Turns to Roy With a Dark Glare) You HAVE been giving him breaks during those times, right Roy?

Roy: (Already Getting Startled by Ashley's Glare) C-Christ onna stick, girl! Relax! I gave the kid plenty of breaks.

Lucas: (Nodded in Agreement) It's true.

Ashley: (Takes a Look at Roy For a Brief Second Before Sighing) Very well. If Lucas said you have, then I'll take your word for it. For now......

Roy: ('Sighs in Relief') Thanks for that. (Starts Grumbling Silently) You creepy ass twerp.....

Ashley: (Went Back to Glaring at Roy) What was that!?

Roy: (Gets Startled Again) Nothing!!

Zelda: You know, I've always been interested in cooking. (Smiles Sheepishly) Despite how terrible I am at it.....

Ness: (Turns to Zelda) How bad are we talking here?

Zelda: Well, for starters, I accidentally burnt the cake to the point where it actually turned into ashes that one time back at my universe. Then after that, I burnt the chicken, ham, corn on a cob, casserole, even the gravy.

Ness: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) How the heck did you managed to burn the gravy?

Zelda: (Sighs While Placing her Hand on her Forehead) Your guess is as good as mine on that one......

Toon: Speaking of burnt cooking.... (Turns to Zelda) Big Link and I are planning to go on a hunting trip in a couple of months. You can tag along with us.

Zelda: You sure you guys want me to go? I don't really know how to hunt that much.

Toon: (Smiles Brightly) No worries. We can teach you the basics once we get there. Hey, we can even get Mewtwo to join with us. We'll have more chances to hunt a crap ton with him on our side.

Zelda: (Sighs While Giving Toon a Sisterly Like Look on her Face) Alright, but we're not using him for shortcuts. If we're going to hunt, we have to do it fair and square, got it?

Toon: ('Sigh') Alright.

Roy: You folks enjoyed the best nachos you ever had?

Zelda: Yeah.

Ness: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Mmhmm

Toon: It was great.

Kirby: Poyo!

Roy: Good. Cause it cost you $20.00 each.

Toon/Link/Zelda: WHAT!?

Kirby: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Shock) Poyo?

Ashley: (Glares at Roy in a Deadpinned Like Manner) You mean to tell me that you called us here try out your nachos, only to charge us an expensive price!?

Roy: (Smirks Smugly at the Gang) That's the thing about business, people. If you wanna gain more money, you gotta higher the price sometimes.

Toon: But for a bunch of NACHOS!? These costs at least $2 or $3 each!!

Lucas: (Turns to Roy With Worry in his Eyes) Yeah, Roy. Don't you think that's a bit too much?

Roy: My business. My rules. (Reach his Hand Out While Doing a "Gimme" Like Motion With It) Now pay up!

Ness/Toon: ('Groans in Annoyance')

Lucas: (Starts Feeling Bad) I'm sorry, you guys.......

Ashley: (Gives Lucas a Small Smile) Don't worry, Lucas. This is not your fault. (Starts Rolling her Eyes on Roy) I should've known there was a catch in all of this from the getgo....

Kirby: (Frowns Sadly While Looking Down at the Counter) Poyo......

Zelda: (Gives The Kids a Reassuring Smile) Guys, it's fine. (Starts Taking Out her Wallet From Her Purse) I managed to save plenty of money from my allowance a couple of days ago. I can try and pay it for of all. (Turns Back to Roy) How much is all of this together?

Roy: Welllllllll......(Takes Out his Calculator and Add Up the Total) Four Nachos + Three Pieces of Chocolate Candy will lead you tooooooo........('DING') Over a hundred.

Zelda: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) WHAT!? For five Nachos and small pieces of candy!? H-How much are the candies anyways?

Roy: Ten Dollars each.

Ness: Are you seriously!?

Toon: What kind of service is this!?

Ashley: A lousy one. That's what.

Zelda: (Finally Glares at Roy) Roy, this has gone too far. I want you to lower the prices of the nachos and candy you us right now.

Roy: (Starts Getting Even More Smug Like) Or I can you five to work along with Lucas to pay your debt.

Lucas: Roy, no!

Zelda: I'm serious, Roy Koopa. If you don't lower those prices right now, I am going to telepathy to tell all of our moms what you've been doing.

Roy: ('Tch') Yeah. I like to see you try, Little Miss Princess.

Zelda: One. (Starts Glowing in a Pinkish Aura) Two. Th-

Roy: ('Groans in Defeat') Alright! Alright! Fine! I'll lower the prices. $2.50 for the Nachos and $0.50 for each candy. You happy!?

Zelda: (Smiles in a Very Satisfied Manner While the Kids Cheers her On) Very. Thank you, Mr. Manager~

Roy: (Starts Rolling his Eyes in Annoyance) Yeah. Whatever.

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#super smash ultimate #roy koopa #lucas #ness #toon link #ashley #zelda (ultimate)#kirby #wario #waluigi #link (mentioned)#mewtwo (mentioned)#roy's food shack #humor #lucas x ashley #ashley is a protective yet supportive girlfriend to lucas #zelda is best big sister #roy's a bully as his tv show counterpart compiles #isle defino vacation

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harryfeatgaga · 3 years

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Hello😃I am the person who saw Harry walk by yesterday. It was pretty late so I was even more in shock because I thought he would’ve already been at the venue already. He was wearing black shorts, white sneakers, either a navy or black hoodie the windows were kinda tinted (I think navy tho) and a black hat. Looked very cute and relaxed and was carrying a water bottle and is tinier in person :)))))

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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grandschemed · 4 years

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anonymous asked: how come your cloud dialogue is so spot on joanna how are you so good at this

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I TRY SO HARD THANK YOU SO MUCH 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 cloud’s kind of a tricky character to write for me because he’s kind of non-responsive or rather ... non-conversational? he makes little effort to keep up a conversation so it’s a bit tricky in terms of roleplay because i want to make sure i’m giving my writing partners enough to work w/ but i also want to stay ic so i’m always trying to maintain that balance but regardless !!! thank you again and i really appreciate the sweet little note 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

#anonymous.#ask #ooc.#hope ur having a wonderful day anon :****

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dixxyfics · 7 years

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Knotted - Chapter Seven PREVIEW!

Next chapter should be up over the weekend. But in the meantime HAVE A PREVIEW!

(Also my big takeaway from Chapter Six? Everyone had the strongest reaction to that baby name XD)

“WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Franky groggily raised his head as the sound of his daughter shrieking roused him from his slumber. He yawned and sat up, only to see a pair of arms had bloomed near the baby’s crib in the room he and Robin now shared (which was half of the what used to be the girl’s room). He turned to Robin, smiled, and gently patted her should. “Don’t worry, it’s my turn,” he said. “You get some rest, okay?” Robin stared at him blankly for a minute before falling back into bed, probably asleep before she even hit the mattress or her limbs poofed out of existence in a puff of flower petals. Franky patted his lover’s head gently before getting out of bed to attend to little Cheska.

Switching to his smaller hands, Franky gently lifted his daughter out of her crib. “Aww, it’s okay, Cheska, you don’t have to cry, your daddy’s here and he’s going to take super care of you.” Cheska continued to scream as Franky gently held her to his chest. There was no telling what had awoken her, but he did check the port hole to make sure that it hadn’t been another surprise attack from the Beast Pirates.

Cheska was finally starting to calm down, but was babbling and smiling, making it very clear that she had no intention of going back to sleep. Even if she was calmer now, she’d go back to screaming the minute Franky put her down. He’d need to wait for her to at least get sleepy again before he could go back to bed.

The last two months with the baby had been a challenge, but everyone helped out where the could. Of course he and Robin did most of the work, but it wasn’t unusual for one of the others to spend time with her, too. Usopp liked to tell her stories, although Cheska usually fell asleep part way through. She was fascinated with Chopper’s antlers and would probably try to grab them once she was old enough to have the proper motor skills. Carrot would likely have a similar problem with her ears. Nami would sometimes make it rain, and the sound of rain outside would calm a crying baby down. Zoro pretended he wasn’t interested in her but it wasn’t unusual to find him sleeping in a shady spot out on the deck with Cheska on his chest, drooling on his shirt. Brook would regularly play soft lullabies for her on his violin.

Robin loved to bring the baby with her into her garden. She loved to show her daughter all of the flowers, and although she probably wasn’t old enough to understand, yet, Franky was certain Cheska enjoyed being doted on by her mother. Sometimes they’d just be there, the baby in her arms as they spent some quiet time together, or she’d be in a bassinet, being gently rocked by the waves while Robin tended to the flowers, using her ability to ensure the baby was well-watched and taken care of.

Franky knew Cheska was way too little to go into his workshop. He’d made a swinging bench recently and liked to sit on it with his daughter, gently rocking them back and fourth with his foot. She seemed to like it, and he brought here there every chance he could. He imagined that when she was older he’d be able to push her on the swing or catch her when she got to the bottom of the slide. For now, this was the most excitement she was able to get, and that was fine.

Cheska finally started to nod off and Franky laid her down in her crib. She was asleep soon enough, and he smiled at her. “Good night…for now,” he said with a chuckle. Hopefully she’d let him and Robin sleep through the night eventually, but for they took turns with getting up in the middle of the night for her so the other could sleep, with one of the others stepping in once a week to give them both a chance to recharge.

It was good that they had the other Straw Ha – no, Three Swords – around to help with Cheska, so raising the baby was going to be a team effort – it took a village to raise a child, after all, and at least his little girl was surrounded by good people. Running from that monster Kaido and his crew or not, at least they all still had each other.

Even if there should have been two more people helping out. It made his blood boil.

True, Sanji didn’t know Cheska even existed, but it was still his fault that he and Robin had to try and raise their daughter while on the run from the Beast Pirates. If he had any children with that triclops he’d married, they would probably have all sorts of nursemaids and other kinds of help to raise those children. Hell, Sanji probably didn’t even need to help out at all– he probably got to screw the pretty girl while he was home and then go off on whatever jobs Big Mom had for him. If he was selfish enough to do what he did, he’d be selfish enough to do that as well. Undoubtedly, Sanji would going to be an awful father.

Although…last time someone saw it, Sanji’s wanted poster hadn’t changed much. The alive only was gone (likely because Germa Kingdom was no longer a part of the World Government) but the bounty hadn’t. That was odd. He was a member of Big Mom’s crew now, right? That should have prompted a bounty increase.

Luffy’s poster remained unchanged, though Franky imagined it wouldn’t be much longer before there was a big red “X” over his smiling face once the World Government caught wind of what had happened.

Either way, Franky didn’t want to pay their former cook any more mind, and it was a sore spot for him and Robin. They tried not to bring it up since it usually sparked a fight, and it was not a fight worth having over, and over, and over again. Either he was right and Sanji had decided to screw them all over for status and sex, or Robin was right and…

Franky paused, thinking back to what the cook had been like while he was he was still there cook, and how different that person was from the man who’d said his “good-byes” to Brook and the others in the aftermath of Luffy’s death. It didn’t even sound like the same man. Sure, Sanji could be a surly asshole from time to time, but he was never cruel. He ran a tight kitchen because he didn’t want any of them to starve. He fought with Zoro, but there was still a mutual respect between the two that probably accounted for Zoro’s refusal to officially take a side.

It just…didn’t make sense.

Franky shoved those thoughts to the back of his mind. Even if he was wrong and Robin was right, it was far too late now. He turned his attention to his now sleeping daughter and sighed. Even if Robin was right, it didn’t change the situation their daughter was in now, either. Resources were tight, they had no where to hide, and there was only so long he and Robin would be able to shelter her from the world she’d been brought into.

But if nothing else, Cheska had a lot of aunts and uncles who loved her, and parents who would do anything for her.

#dixxyfics #one piece #tw abuse #tw dubcon #tw suicide attempt

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