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weirdmageddon · 9 months

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i love these tags this person is so right

actually, can you imagine if dave was raised by B1 roxy?

i wanna get into this actually

(ok i had to spend a few hours rewriting this because IT DIDNT FUCKING SAVE AFTER FIVE HOURS OF WRITING WHEN MY COMPUTER UPDATED WHILE I WAS AFK so it would mean a lot to show this post some appreciation. i LOVEEE hearing what other people have to say)

even though these things mom does are presented in an extravagant, kitsch, jokey way, her intentions always came from a place of sincerity. she is simply Funnie

but rose reads too far into it and assumes things that aren't there, that her mother is passive-aggressively feigning interest in rose's interests simply because the things she does are so extra. "why do all of this if not to mock me"

im telling you right now if dave lived in this household he wouldn't assume antagonism, he'd go,

don’t forget who LITERALLY patented tangible jpeg artifacts as their post-scratch adult self and scattered shitty scummed up statue of liberties all over the planet. theres no way some of that overboard artful shit wasnt post-ironic / circling back around to genuine funny sincerity

dave's natural state is funny sincerity like roxy. he's had the natural capacity for this type of humor from the start and this is the direction he goes towards when he grows out of his brother's shadow by the end of the comic. dave and roxy share an earnest “so bad its good” type of humor

(lots more under the cut; the length of this meta analysis just got unwieldly with all the pictures and whatnot)

despite the alcoholism, roxy is a supportive mother. she's not the ideal guardian but hells of a lot more supportive of her kid than bro is. if she knew dave's interests she would totally indulge in them with some over the top silly goofy haha shit as a genuine gesture simply because she loves him

rose isn't too keen on it though. but she is more similar to dirk in her natural state of thinking of overthinking shit and assuming the worst, like the tags said

and yes dave got the sweet cuddly yet sometimes backhanded ouppy gene from roxy, probably even moreso lol

roxy's even said rose "sounds like girl dirk"

side tangent here, but this is something i wanna talk about.

i dont think bro should ever be in custody of children ever but if theres anyone who would be up to the task it's rose probably. i know she'd be able to keep up with him. not only does she have a defined personality (dave is more malleable and absorbs his environment like a sponge), if anyone can pick apart B1 dirk's batshit brain and probably be right on the money it's her. lil cal has been pumping patriarchal nonsense into bro's head and rose would be able to bring the fucking facts to the table without losing her own and being a living example of a badass little girl. i also don't think bro would try to force masculine roles onto rose like he did with dave, seeing as she is a girl, so she would actually have more of a leg up and get some passes that dave was never afforded. and rose wouldn't stand idly and accept any bullshit; she is no doormat. and i think this would earn bro's respect

but anyway, from this, couldn't we conclude roxy "sounds like girl dave"?

yeah okay. we havent even gotten into their penchant for funny typos or misspeaks, deliberate or otherwise

so, dave's environment

the sentiment "god you hope you can be as good as your bro at this some day" might have been genuine at the time when he idolized bro but of course he's not able to express that in any sort of sincere fashion because he's in dirk's fucking household. and this level 10 irony shit isnt doing dave any favors

his role models were the Internet and a vague idea of what Bro was like. So he built up his facade based on irony–not the literary definition of irony, as Rose might be quick to point out, but a popular concept of irony based on the idea that things that didn’t make sense actually made sense in some roundabout way. As a master of irony, Dave probably reasoned, he could see in a way other people couldn’t why a world that was scary and didn’t make sense really did make sense, and could therefore convince those people that he was superior to them. And he would wield his knowledge to maintain the appearance of superiority by calling everything ironic and pretending he didn’t care about things that didn’t make sense, and he would use walls of vaguely rhyming words to keep everyone at arm’s length so they wouldn’t discover his insecurities (source)

roxy's style is the embodiment of post-irony. being raised by mom lalonde would be like being raised by joel vinesauce ok

what can i say ….. (getting meta about this actually, hussie got these jpeg wizard wallpapers from a spyware website. link takes some time to load because internet archive)

rose is quick to read post-irony as actually being a joke/insincere, which in bro's case would be true. but i believe dave's natural instinct, outside of the influence of bro, is to read post-irony as genuine, which is exactly how mom serves it. we see this as early as act 3 from him; he understands her motives better than rose does herself:

and in act 6 intermission 2 i think it's pretty clear

but the thing is, it's always genuine from her. dave wouldn't have to second guess it because he's not one to naturally second guess someone's sincerity; that was learned due to his bro being virtually unassailable

there two types of ironies at play here:

seems like a joke, is actually genuine (roxy)

doesnt seem like a joke, is actually a joke (dirk)

you can make the argument that the second is is more psychologically destructive because it makes you question the reality of what is genuine sentiment and what isn't. dave never knew what was genuine and what was irony so he just sort of existed in this sincerity-ironic limbo and always did the opposite of what he genuinely felt on principle even if it always did originate from a genuine place.

"it just a joke bro i was just being ironic i dont actually x" is so much more trust-breaking and psychologically damaging than "wait are you being serious" / "i am being so fucking fr rn davy gravy" / "ok thats actually pretty fucking awesome. giant ass wizard statue" / "RIGHT"

how much about dave would change do you think? his character arc would be completely different for one thing, i think he'd have it good aside from mom's alcohol issues. he'd be left with the sweet and funny parts of him that we see at the end of the comic. the fake coolguy stuff is out, but this remains. this is dave in his element and we see it as early as act 1

he'd probably have no shades growing up in the lalonde residence* either cause those were given to him by bro straight out of the crater as an extension of his own cool image. and john gave dave ben stiller’s aviators for his 13th birthday to replace them so he could “spread his wings”

dave said he was wearing them for the ironies but i kind of doubt it. maybe post-irony but there was some reacharound to it being genuine because dave never put those pointy anime shades on his face again.

*though... it’s kind of hard to imagine him without his shades at all? B2 dave still got stiller’s shades from stiller himself so maybe getting them is a universal constant. i can imagine mom getting him them as a birthday gift cause shes pretty wealthy and probably could buy it out in an auction. but also itd be cool if john still gave him it as a gift

dave is actually a lot more genuine and easy to read than he lets on even when grappling with his upbringing with B1 dirk (again, see this post). this can be seen all throughout he comic but a good example is the evolution of thoughts about his interest in the preserved dead things in his room:

if B1 roxy was dave's guardian he probably WOULD have pursued paleontology because she wouldve indulged him in it and probably find it cool and worthwhile to pursue, instead of allowing dave to flounder under ironic detachment, being poisoned by irony to the point of gaslighting himself into believing he doesnt actually believe he thinks this shit is cool. even if it was indulged in this such a way; a superficially kitsch and ironic appearing presentation, it comes from a genuine place and inspires genuine interest. just read the comments.

basically, i think if B1 roxy raised dave, their relationship would have a surface level appearance of being bizarre or over-the-top but they’d have an unsaid mutual understanding that it’s completely in earnest and just build on each other's funny and absurd gestures of affection. rather than seeing it as one-upping each other, it'd more like collaboration of some silly bullshit that you take a step back and look at full and just say, "fucking incredible"

speaking of paleontology, mom had the proto-ectobiology lab. maybe they'd be able to use the equipment to appearify paradox ghost imprints of the dead shit to create paradox clones of things from the cambrian era??? sounds like a fun mother son bonding activity. and theyd actually put the sciencey shit in the household to use

oh god i know exactly the kinds of music shed listen too also growing up as a teen in the 80s. she on that (post)-punk/art rock/new wave/new romantic mtv stuff. XTC shit fr. this is a B-52S HOUSEHOLD. maybe the associates for the campy melodramatic flair. so he gets to keep the record on his shirt cause he is an enjoyer of the shit in her vinyl collection. dave would still gravitate towards musical expression and music itself but of more variety outside of just rap, with an 80s-90s, even 70s flavor due to mom’s influence. see this for perhaps a glimpse. she probably visited new york city a lot for business trips and because the music scene was cool as hell around that time, imports came straight from jfk airport, she probably got in on that a bit and have remnants in the form of vinyls and cassettes. in this way she could be distributing void to dave (influencing him with forgotten / presently irrelevant music). now he can REALLY rave about bands none of his friends have heard of. “hey davy grvay watcha listenin to” (he holds up vinyl cover) “omg snakefinger”

btw dave lalonde would look like this to me

#homestuck #homestuck meta #dave strider #mom lalonde #roxy lalonde #hs #strilonde guardian swap

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azzydoesstuff · 3 months

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azzy's guide to lethal company

goober bug

friend shaped

just a lil' guy

collects shiny stuff

don't take its shit

ouppy

stinky

lil' poopster

he don't bite

scary man

take a little peek but dont stare!

he has anxiety so he struggles with prolonged eye contact

if you don't watch your back he'll sneak up on ya and give you a big hug

i'm sure he's a nice guy really

oh fuck the BEES

take their hive for shits and giggles

OH FUCK THEY'RE ZAPPY AND SHIT

have killed more new players than fuck-all

spidore

what the fuck is that

beat the shit out of it

roach

jumpscare warning

MMMNMMMPPHPHH

get the fucking chancla

tge fucking BUPPY

no walkies

always responds to his name

or any name actually

woagh!! you didn't tell me you had a little beast in your home!

a fuckiknhg. eouppy. a ligl frsiggn BEPPY.

the ooze

THE GLOB!!!!!

made of hydrochloric acid

you can bonk him with a shovel but it won't do you any good

sand worm

ripped right outta a sci-fi movie

drop all your shit and fucking MOVE it

pray

looks like a giant condom

baboob cocks

fucking angry pussy

literally fucking gang violence

aye tommy... gimme one-a dose uh... gold bahs, will yah?

land shark

run

i fucking hate you

bobblehead

boioioioioing

wins every staring contest

i'm fast as fuck boi

treeple (tree fucks)

the big man on campus

chews with his mouth open (ewwww!!!!!)

me when i FUCKING GET YOU

run like you fucking mean it, little bitch

it's always slightly faster than you

also i fucking hate these things with a scorching passion

merry christmas!

creaky footsteps

wants to wish you a merry christmas!

walk up to him and he'll spread his jolly cheer

just like santa claus, he's always watching you

so don't be naughty and stay up walking past your bedtime, or you're getting a handful (mouthful) of coal (hot lead)!

"what is th- is that a gun!?"

OW MY EARS

wallop him in a holly jolly scuffle and be rewarded with his merry presents! (it's a gun)

normal human being

hey guys it's me your teammate

let me walk over to you i swear nothing bad will happen

guys these theater masks are the latest style you should try them on

the funny box

living pipe bomb

listen to my tune

GET OUT get the FUCK OUT

big ass forehead

your forehead is LARGE. like, EXTREMELY massive

you could play tic-tac-toe on that shit bro

you made fun of her forehead, now she's surgically removing yours

"huh, i wonder for whom the bell tolls" FOR THEE.

#shitpost #shitposting #lethal company #lethal company shitpost #lethalposting #companyposting

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finniestoncrane · 1 year

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Teehee I see you've added croc >:D Now I can request the idea you talked about on the server be put to use. With him giving a strap-on blow job, I mean (Kong chewtoy material optional hehe)

Good Boy

Arkham!Killer Croc x GN!Reader, word count: 350 oh yes please i am ready i am READY! i went with origins because he's my favourite monster croc and honestly, he looks like a lil ouppy let's be honest? request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: strap-on, blowjobs, sub/dom dynamics, praise

Waylon crouched on the floor in front of you, his large body hunched over to keep himself low, in the exact position you told him to get in.

“Open wide… lemme see them.”

With a slight smirk, he opened his mouth wide, sharpened teeth glistening with drool as he ran his long tongue over them.

“Good boy.”

With a soft grunt he shifted, placing his palms against your thighs, long nails softly scratching at your skin as he gripped harder. Lapping at his lips once more, he leant in, tongue poking out and reaching for your skin.

“Uh-uh.”

You lifted his chin up, holding it in both hands as you balanced his heavy head, scaled skin warm under your touch.

“Why not? I want to taste you.”

His eyes were large, intense, disappointed that you had stopped him. You scratched his chin as you lifted his gaze to meet yours, as it had drifted down to the top of your legs, eyes trained on your lap as his drool trailed from the corner of his mouth.

“Because you can’t be trusted, huh big boy? Not with those sharp teeth.”

Waylon grinned, flashing them at you. With a hungry gaze he watched as you stood up, reaching behind you for the strap-on, and drooling, a soft whimper escaping his large mouth as you secured it to yourself.

“Strong material?”

“Sure is.”

He let out a dry laugh in response, panting as you stood over him. With one hand stroking his rough cheek, you gripped the base of the strap with the other, pressing it to his lips.

“You ready?”

Waylon nodded.

“Open up again, let’s see how deep we can go, shall we?”

“Yeah…”

“And what are we not going to do?”

He ran his tongue along the underside of the black, firm rubber cock, flitting it over the head as he looked up at you.

“Chew.”

You hitched your hips, listening to him softly gag.

“Good boy, that’s right.”

You placed your hands on the top of his head, stroking him softly as he bobbed himself up and down, well-behaved.

#finnie writes #killer croc #waylon jones #arkham killer croc #arkham!killer croc #killer croc x reader

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hotcat37 · 3 months

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✨✨✨Morning/afternoon/evening delivery 4 one AMAZING Hotcat37!! :D

*🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁*

(looks like todays packages come with a little story,isn’t that adorable :3) 4 the Bo(jan)2 one every photo is like a little memory,the tree where they would always make out at when they’d both run off into the woods when they were tired of the things that come with newfound fame,the cake Bojan (tried) 2 make 4 Jan’s birthday which he ALMOST burnt down the kitchen over,the bouquets of white tulips that Jan got 4 him N Bojan’s first valentines together (N the condom heart Bojci made as a surprise 4 later that night) the picture of two foxes Jan took when he hanging out in the woods that reminded him of them,that time they went on a animal sanctuary date N found a black cat N golden retriever duo which Bojan BEGGED Jan 2 adopt but they couldn’t cuz of how damn expensive it was 2 even GET the two (they do come back 2 see the duo tho sometimes :3)

The Bojere one on the other hand is just a fic idea that popped into my head at some ungodly hour last night,story goes:Jere finally finds time 2 stay in Slovenia 4 a couple of weeks 2 see his man soo Bojan takes him out on a icecream date + a lil stroll in Ljubljana’s flower field’s,one thing leads 2 another N they end making out then going at it in one of the most romantic spots in the country (stargazing as aftercare cuz who wouldn’t want that ☺️)

That is all,luv ya✨✨✨✨✨

EEEEE I LOVE HOW U PUT LITTLE STORIES WITH EACH MOODBOARD

okay, Bo(jan)²: I love the soft vibe to this board and the pic with the heart tree rlly stood out to me. Also ofc they're ouppy/kitty coded <3 🐕🐈‍⬛ I rlly enjoy the fact that it's all little memories they have together and you obviously put a lot of thought into it!! The cake too agh :") Honestly Bojan/Jan is so underrated so I'm happy to see some content of them <3

Bojere: I LOOOVE the pink and the lill fic idea behind it!! The Pikachus are...quite telling 👀😳 But then the gorgeous flower fields and the shooting stars and the softness to this whole board <33 God I love Bojere sm they're so sweet together. Also stargazing as aftercare so true 💕💕

Thx sm for blessing me with these! :D 💞

#joker out #bo(jan)2 #jan peteh #bojan cvjetićanin #käärijä #bojere #cute moodboards 🥰🥰#Hotcat ask

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da-proti-toku-grem · 1 month

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💥💥💥DELIVERYS BEEN LACKING LATELY SO BROUGHT YA TWO FRESH FROM ANOTHER ALL NIGHTER !! >:DD

*🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁*

(Squirtle! themed board 4 Bojan cuz the amount of times his ass has spit a whole water bottle at the audience should be studied N Bojure! movie date cuz kitty N ouppy duo’s are everything 2 me :33) yes they made lil kandi bracelets 4 eachother with Bojan being the little spoon N Jure being the big spoon N they maybe spent a lil too much time getting snacks so by the time they actually went into the theatre both of them were extremely high on sugar (praying 4 everyone else in that theatre with how disgustingly sweet their gonna be N how much their gonna cuddle up 2 eachother during the jumpscares 😭).Bojan ended up finding a lil claw machine thingy on their way out of the theatre which ofc he played till they ran out of coins all so he could get a golden retriever plush that was ontop of a alpaca plush,Jure got them both two bottles of coke N those light up balloons on a stick 2 cheer him up like the good fiancé he is (which meant him N Bojci made out underneath some dingy street lights when they were walking back home 🥰).N after getting a tiny bit lost,both boys tumbled onto the bed in their shared apartment still halfway ontop of the other,giggling into eachother’s necks as they whispered sweet nothings into the letters ears until sleep finally took over them,knowing that it wouldn’t be long till they would go on another movie date except both of their fingers would be wearing rings that very much told anyone else who they belonged 2..

OMG I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THESE!!!! 🥺🩵

I am so sorry that it took me so long to answer, but I couldn’t help myself because this was such a cute idea so I hope the reason makes up for it (link to ✨the reason✨ under the cut 🤭)

or read on tumblr

#i didn't include every single detail you wrote (even tho i loved all of them) bc i wanted to keep it short #but i hope you like it anyways 🥰#joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #jure maček #bojure #moodboard #ask #mine #also this brought me a lot of memories bc there's an arcade/bowling alley right next to the cinema in my town #so we always go to the arcade every time we get out of the cinema and it's so much fun :D

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cult-of-lilith · 1 month

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i dont know anything about dnd unfortunately BUT yesterday my brother sent me a pic of a tiny little ouppy named lucy hes watching, she was apparently napping on a pillow and she woke up to lick her face and she forgot what she was doing and had a lil blep tongue happening! it was v v cute!

Thank you for the puppy picture it is greatly appreciated ❤️

#i forgot what i tag asks as #@hello-kitty-milkshake

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froggymarsh · 5 months

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me seeing a friend rb an oc game: its free ask estate- ✨🍀 🧠 ✏️ this is my oc orign lore ask im sending another for fun little bits n bobs i love oc lore gib <3

:D <3 <3

✨- How did you come up with the OC’s name?

Atmos - his name is literally just atmosphere SJDFKLSJDF i thought atmos would be a fun name and then i slapped phere on there cause why not !! his middle name, cupid, comes from the song by jack stauber that has the same name

Zeph - the oh hellos album Zephyrus !! his personality is heavily influenced by the song "Soap" from that album

Winston - friendly ouppy name :3

Finn - i don't rember uhh i think i just really liked the name Finnegan back then tbh? i thought i was a boy and i wanted that to be my name but i named an oc that instead type deal

Ketu - genuinely no clue. i think it just sounded cute !! it's pronounced "key-too"

🍀 - What originally inspired the OC?

Atmos - i was writing an empires fic and needed a messenger in mezalea! atmos was a throwaway oc that i then proceeded to get attached to SJDLKFJS. he's a joel clone, so sir smallishbeans momence wough

Zeph - another minecraft oc! artemis was for an origins server- a fish guy with no gills cause i wanted to be a fish but also wanted to make the fact that i didn't pick a fish origin make sense. i made artemis a portal keeper. and then i decided i wanted to have an orca as well cause i really like orcas, and i made the two of them brothers !! zeph is a wish spirit and made itself an orca so that artemis could have a sibling just like it- another fish that can't breathe underwater. i think. it's been a minute sjdkfljs

Winston - i answered this in another ask :D

Finn - came from a dream i had in like 2017. i think he used to be sapphire from steven universe but that might have actually been soralyne.

Ketu - same dream! he was the dragon. i think kirishima from bnha??? (listen it was a weird dream,)

🧠 - What do you like most about the OC?

Atmos - my funky lil moth man :D i'm having fun with his personality, i feel like i haven't had a lot of sarcastic and (slightly) rude ocs. he's joel but a bit to the left and i really like joel SJDFLKSJD

Zeph - orca !!

Winston - also answered in that other ask

Finn - was the first guy i ever tried to write a book about !! babys first oc <3 my boy <3 my son boy <3 <3

Ketu - he and winston would get along, they're both very much just. love people kinda guys. very extroverted. very bright. always tryin to help and be helpful. both look great covered in blood

✏️ - How often do you draw/write about the OC?

for atmos, zeph and winston: not as often as you'd think tbh ????? their stories are set in minecraft servers that i do not play on very often so there's not really a story for me to write SJDLKFJS. i draw them like maybe once a month it really isn't a lot

i wrote about Finn a LOT in like 2017-2018. same with ketu. and then i got other ocs 😔 /lh

#asks #ask game #hands you a big wall of text. good luck !! /silly silly #my guys <3 #juice beloved

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espers-n-espurrs · 4 months

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okay time to try to make a master list about my [checks notes] 21 pokemon

please bare with me as i try to talk about them in order from when i obtained them!

Ozzy the Braviary:

ozzy is my first pokemon! the way we met was about a week after i had settled into my dorm. i was cooking myself dinner when suddenly a nearly eight foot tall braviary crashed through my dorm window!

he was already badly hurt when he came crashing in, we think he was fleeing from a battle with another braviary, and ended up hurting himself even more with the broken glass. i caught him with a healball i had been gifted by a friend and thats how i caught my first pokemon!

now, if you dont know anything about braviary, they are not eight feet tall. they are actually rather short in my opinion. so it turned out that my new friend was actually an alpha and was also of hisuian descent as can be told by his feather colors! he is also no longer nearly eight feet tall. because he ate some herba mystica. he is now 12’05”.

he also has two sons! both of which also ended up being alphas!

im putting the others under the cut because this is a really long post!!!

Lady Ma’am the Persian:

ladys story is less chaotic! i was having a picnic with a friend by the beach and suddenly in came this maned persian snatching my sandwich from my hand and booking it. i ended up battling her and caught her! got a dna test done for her cause i was curious as to why she had a mane and its because her dad was a pyroar! but anyways shes a lil’ spoiled girl <3

she also ate a severed finger once but thats not important

Bucky the Sawsbuck:

bucky!! he is actually one of the only pokemon i sought out to catch! it was back when he was a deerling and he was hanging around cortondo a lot! i decided i wanted to try and befriend him so i kept coming every other day to just exist around him for a little while. he was very skittish in the beginning but after a couple visits he began to warm up to me and i was able to catch him!

he evolved into a sawsbuck later on and when he did i realized two things. one: my friend at the time (who is now my gf <3) was in fact allergic to tree pollen. something sawsbuck produces when in spring, summer, and autumn form. and two: bucky actually overheats a lot and is incredibly uncomfortable when he has leaves and flowers growing from his antlers.

so, i tried something! i gave him a necklace/collar with a never-melt ice attached to it and it caused him to stay in his winter form. which helped with all the problems we were facing with allergies, his overheating, and his discomfort! hes a lot happier now and his never-melt ice is considered a medical item for him!

Evie the Umbreon:

evie was given to me as an eevee to be my service pokemon! she helps me with my emotions and panic attacks and other stuff! she evolved into an umbreon while i was on a trip in alola with friends, we were on the beach at night and it was just such a pretty scene to watch her evolve with the full moon reflecting on the waves

she was actually specifically bred to have a higher chance to evolve into an umbreon because her glowing rings would be helpful with my phobia of the dark! there was still a chance she could have evolved into something else but it all worked out in the end!

Ouppy the Stoutland:

ouppy was obtained as a lillipup while i was on the aforementioned alola trip! lady had vanished off in the midst of a Situation happening and reappeared by climbing in through my airbnb window with a lillipup in her mouth! i caught her and i let my girlfriend— who was high at the time because i accidentally gave her weed brownies instead of normal ones— name her. and she named her ouppy.

ouppy them evolved i to a herdier during my gym battle with gym leader brassius and then into a stoutland during my gym battle with gym leader kofu!

Mio and Miette, the Espurrs:

mio and miette have a lot simpler story! they were gifts from my aunt— who is now my maman! neither really wanna evolve right now so theyre just hanging around! miette is a battler while her brother would rather just cheer her on!

Mobius the Lucario:

i got mobi when he was a riolu and to be quite honest id rather not go into too much detail about how i got him or how he evolved, both of those instances are rather personal and a lot of people already know so id rather not increase that number if i can help it. all i will say is i took him from my brother and he evolved as a result of something my brother sent me.

anyways, hes very protective of me— a bit to protective to be honest— but that has to do with the fact that he doesnt trust practically anyone but myself? he can also be aggressive to anyone he sees as a threat to me in anyway which could very from someone being a killer to just someone who shoplifted once. we are trying to work through that

he looks a bit different than the standard lucario, for one he is taller by about a foot or so due to his meowscarada father. he has quite a few markings to call back to his dads species in some way or another and its really interesting

Kippy the Delcatty:

i got kippy when i was in kalos meeting a lot of my family for the first time— well not the first time, i just didnt remember any of them including my mamá. anyways, i got kippy back when she was a skitty. she had climbed up to the second story window of the main building of the estate to my bedroom and kept clawing at it till i let her in. she hung out for a bit and began playing with some of the pokeballs i had before accidentally catching herself. i ended up keeping her!

she also really likes to lay on rocks. which leads me when she evolved into a delcatty. she found a rock, she laid on it, and suddenly my itty bitty kitty was no longer itty bitty!

oh also she is blind! which is really interesting i think since her dad was a luxray and luxray are known for being able to see through stuff.

oh also my friend maple peer pressured (/j) me into naming her kippy because of ouppy being named ouppy

Maya the Plusle:

i acquired maya while on the aforementioned kalos trip! i went on a little roller skating date with my girlfriend and we came across a plusle riding on a tech deck and a minun riding on a home-made skateboard! the two were on their own little skating date <3! i caught the plusle and my girlfriend caught the minun and they have matching names, maya fay and franziska von karma <3

maya and franz are just the cutest, theyre so silly and love each other so much <3

Chilly the Absol:

chilly! i got her once she was old enough to be away from her mamá! i got her from my aforementioned friend, maple! shes big for an absol and thats cause her mamá is also big and her dad is an arcanine so big ole girl. yet she is kinda gangly

her bangs dont go the normal way an absols bangs go, the go straight over both her eyes and she has these longer bits on the side that kinda have the zigzagoon tail pattern of a scene kids hair

she is the only one of my pokemon that i do mega evolution with and she is quite the battler!! she loves fighting!! she isnt violent she just loves besting the shit out of others /hj

Gizmo the Rotom:

got gizmo how you would get any other rotom— it broke into my dorm and jumped around from device to device before landing in my phone and not leaving. tbh not much to say, its mischievous and silly like most rotom and its a lil shit /aff

though it did help save my life and i appreciate it greatly for that

Lemony Lime the Leavanny:

i got her as a sewaddle from a trade i did with my friend scribe when i was giving him a rowlet i had hatched!

she evolved into a swadloon a bit after i had lost my eye, she had been going missing at random points in the day alongside one of my other pokemon before randomly showing up again. i was worried and confused about this until she popped back up— freshly evolved into a swadloon— and offering me an eyepatch she had made out of leaves and twine. it was so sweet— sadly i cant wear it because ive found eyepatches to be incredibly uncomfortable— but i keep it safe and close!

she then evolved into a leavanny after i came back from a trip i took to galar to visit my mum and to explore the region with my girlfriend and friend. i hadnt taken all of my pkmn with me because this trip was to be a destresser from certain events so lemony was one of the ones who stayed in paldea with my mamá. but once i came back and she saw me she just immediately began to evolve, it was so sweet and was really something i needed to see after so much stress

Crescent the Gothitelle:

crescent was actually meant to be one of my first pokemon ever, she was pretty much my nanny when i was little back when i lived in kalos and once i was to get my starter i was suppose to have also been officially given her as a pokemon. that! did not happen! neither did me getting a starter happen! for reasons, i was.. removed.. by my dad from my family in kalos and as a result was also taken away from crescent

but about a half year later after i reunited with my dads family she decided to leave my mamans (formerly aunts) team and join me after a specific incident that made her grow a bit more protective of me

so now shes my “handmaiden” again! essentially consider her like a caretaker for me i guess? she helps around the dorm and house, along with my service pkmn, makes sure im taking care of myself

Scobie the Houndoom:

i got scobie after i lost my eye and my knee got banged up beyond repair, he was a birthday gift from one of my closest friends grandmother who happens to be a family friend! its actually really special to have gotten scobie because hes a specific kind of houndoom that only my friends family breed!

anyways hes my physical support service pkmn! he helps me get around and fetchs things for me when i need them!

hes bigger than the standard houndoom and a lot more built, hes also very fluffy and has four horns instead of two, and his tail also curls up! over all 10/10 handsome boy

Alchemy the Galarian Ponyta:

im not going to go into how i got her because it was kinda scary. but she was a victim of some people trying to poach. i got her during my trip to galar that mentioned earlier when talking about lemony

anyways! shes a sweetheart and is very intelligent and curious! she loves investigating things and exploring whenever she can and typically her sister (who is a hatenna my girlfriend has) is not too far behind her

oh also shes shiny

Grumpy Gramps the Drampa:

the old man, grumpy gramps, was acquired on the same trip i got alchemy on! we first initially met at the dragon lake in the wild area of galar and he just started following me i suppose? it took me a week to realize it was him and then he just. wouldnt leave until i caught him. so now i have a drampa!

he, like any drampa, is pretty protective of me yet gentle. he really adores my younger pokemon and does wonderfully with them

Sleepy the Wooloo:

i got sleepy late one night while staying in an inn on the same galar trip as the above too. i had woken up and couldnt remember my dream which was unusual because i normally remember those types of things— then i look out the window and saw a pink wooloo with red eyes and its braids made of black mist floating ominously outside the window.

scared the shit outta me for a moment before she just came into the room and made herself right at home, i soon remembered that wooloo and munna and breed and that she was likely a mix of the two and that she had been the one to eat my dream. i then caught her and shes been munching on my dreams every other night since then

Cream Puff the Fidough:

i found cream puff digging in the trash in an alley during the galar trip, she was sick and didnt look like she was doing too hot. scobie managed to scruff her and we took her to the pokemon center where they took care of her. we found out that due to an unfortunate event her trainer was no longer with us so she needed a new trainer. after a bit of time i decided to take her in.

she still has a weak immune system but shes doing a lot better now! shes also a fidough and alcremie mix!

Ezra the Rockruff:

another pokemon that i dont want to talk about the complete origins of but she was my dads pokemon and for reasons she is no longer my dads pokemon. she staying just generally with my family for a few months before it was decided to entrust her to me because i was the one she bonded with the most. she is reactive and im so far the only one she seems to be able to calm down the most around.

i guess some notes about her appearance is that she is shiny but shes very.. dull? her blue is very desaturated

Orion the Fennekin:

orion! he was a christmas gift! in my family its tradition for every to get a fennekin on their tenth birthday as their starter, a fennekin that is part of a specifically bred line of fennekin that is exclusive to my family. i!! did not get that for reasons such as i wasnt around!! so i got mine five years late but thats okay!!

anyways, hes the son of my maman delphox! because its tradition to have the childs fennekin be the child of the parents delphox— though at the time my maman wasnt my maman yet but thats not the point

oh also his dad was a thievul! and also hes shiny like his grand-mère which is my grand-mères delphox!

okay im done thank arc my fingers hurt

#pkmn irl #pokeblog rp #pokeblogging #pkmn rp #pokemon irl #rotomblr #esper posts #long post #(( ooc ))#(( goddamn she has so many and i still have two more planned and plotted out for her ))

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i want to see your ocs!!!!! tell me their favourite things like food and music

okay so I have a LOTTTT of oc's im gonna focus on my most fleshed out ones bc thatll mean they get the most interesting answers! :3 okay? okay!

Laura (My main fursona, the dragon girl we all know and love): She is just me her music taste is wildly varied from oldies from the brass era of music to jazz to punk pop punk emo grunge heavy metal rap breakcore hyperpop and more! fave food is chicken cordon bleu just like me :) Fave Drink is EASY Dr. Pepper :3

Bailey (The OUPPY sona we all adore): again me but i definitely think that when im full puppy space i fucking go insane on hyperpop, breakcore, jungle, dnb, the loud music that tickles the brain good. Fave drink Cherry Coke/Cherry Pepsi :3 fave food is BURGERS

Tawni (my awesome diner owning cowgirl sona): Tawni is a tired woman who works hard she wants melodic calm tunes, she is the jazz girl, she is listening to long ambient tracks, she works her butt off she is a little sad little tired just let her vibe. Fave drink is huckleberry tea with wildflower honey and a shaving of orange peel :3 She loves mushrooms and her awesome hog wife Hollyhock (belongs to my wifey @vonkarn) finds em for her :3

Harper [Cheerio] (Da beawr sona): Cheerio loves to bake and I feel her music tastes are pretty laid back but she wouldnt hesitate to get silly with some fun punk tunes or silly music (like i bet she loves tom cardy/bdg esque stuff) fave food is pecan pie with a dollop of vanilla ice cream on top (she deserves all the treats forever) and her fave drink is ice cold iced raspberry tea :3

Finch! (my jackalope): Finch is a dramatic ass tomboy femme punk bitch she wants to listen to those tunes that make you amped and ready to fight, she for sure shares like my heavy experimental tastes and listens to a lot of Hip Hop, Breakcore, experimental, noise, punk, riot grrl, etc she going wild. Fave food is fucked up but dude she loves a tasty fucking fried chicken drumstick man its simple but it goes hard. fave drink: chocolate milk (its cool and tough fucking fight mee)

Vincent: He is a cringe little gamer gremlin he trophy husband as hell stay home and games on his overpriced rig and setup, but also he is quite literally a phenomenal painter, artist, and writer. Vincent has a lot of feelings in his heart and he arts them out or he'll die. He is a lil poppunk/hyperpop/MCR boy like thats his JAM. fave drink is literally Monster Pipeline Punch

Jersey (this my brother/dad/found family he means a lot to me): Jersey is literally resident goodboy handyman he woodworks, gardens, fixes just about anything, he also loves bbq and thus has a smoke setup and does that for his calming pasttime he cooks a ton in general too and loves nature and foraging. he literally is the most reliable person on the planet and will always be there for u anytime u need. He is a foodie he loves capital F Food all of it he just goes in on food. his fave drink is coke and he literally has tons of old antique coke signs and boxes and shit all over he just thinks its neat he is just a dude.

#i dont have an ask tag #oc chats #i have like a LOT of ocs so without doing them all i picked some mains #if u have other specifics u wanna know abt just name drop them in asks!#i posted the toyhouse link earlier #psa to everyone

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