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dara-art · 3 months

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Draco kisses Hermione

The first kiss of Draco and Hermione on the beach during a thunderstorm, commission art for Russian-language fanfic ("Прометеус" by Конфета без сахара)

#dramione #hp fanart #illustration #draco x hermione #draco malfoy #hermione grainger

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due-to-lack-of-hustle · 1 year

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Sooooo is it like an unspoken truth that all of us Sirimione/Remione/Marauders+Hermione stans WORSHIPED PoA and watched it every night for like a year and a half give or take....

..... or was that just me??

#sirimione #remione #hermione grainger #sirius black #remus lupin #marauders era #james potter #peter pettigrew #harry potter #prongs #padfoot #wormtail #moony #lily potter

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ladyimaginarium · 8 months

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listing introjects' fcs 4 the sake of my& sanity

clementine maria jasmine cree ( twdg ) - ashley moore (primary), nyané lebajoa, amandla stenberg (secondary)

louis lacroix ( twdg ) - marcus sivyer

violet collmore ( twdg ) - phoebe bridgers

james dae young ( twdg ) - choi yeonjun

aasim acharya ( twdg ) - jeenu mahadevan

ava adebowale ( twdg ) - lashana lynch ( primary ); lupita nyong'o ( secondary )

harry potter ( potterverse ) - suraj sharma

hermione granger ( potterverse ) - logan browning

blaise zabini ( potterverse ) - rome flynn (tentative)

pansy parkinson ( potterverse ) - song hye kyo

haneul eun ha / luna lovegood ( potterverse ) - jung jinsoul

ginny weasley ( potterverse ) - luca hollestelle

sirius black ( potterverse ) - avan jogia

dutch ( black lagoon ) - mike colter

okajima rokuro / rock ( black lagoon ) - arata mackenyu

rebecca lee / revy ( black lagoon ) - jessica henwick

benjamin issacs / benny ( black lagoon ) - evan peters

edith blackwater / eda ( black lagoon ) - kristen stewart ( primary ); maya hawke ( secondary )

janet bhai ( black lagoon ) - mandip gill

lyanna stark ( asoiaf ) - adelaide kane

jon snow ( asoiaf ) - timothee chalamet ( primary ); kit harington ( secondary )

daenerys targaryen ( asoiaf ) - anya taylor joy ( primary ); freya allan, emilia clarke ( secondary )

asha greyjoy ( asoiaf ) - marina moschen

ashara dayne ( asoiaf ) - simone ashley, kate mgrath ( formerly; may consider dropping )

arianne martell ( asoiaf ) - deepika padukone

obara sand ( asoiaf ) - cynthia addai robinson

nymeria sand ( asoiaf ) - shanina shaik

tyene sand ( asoiaf ) - stephanie rose bertram ( primary ); gigi hadid ( secondary )

sarella sand ( asoiaf ) - adut akech ( primary; tentative); duckie thot ( secondary ), tracy ifeachor ( tertiary )

melisandre of asshai ( asoiaf ) - dilraba dilmurat

nymeria of ny sar ( asoiaf ) - aishwarya rai

visenya targaryen ( asoiaf ) - katheryn winnick

myrcella baratheon ( asoiaf ) - holliday grainger

val the wildling / of the free folk ( asoiaf ) - alyssa sutherland

willas tyrell ( asoiaf ) - peter mooney

garlan tyrell ( asoiaf ) - ben lamb

hua mulan ( disneyverse laced w/ historical source ) - zhang xinyu / viann zhang

tiana brown ( disneyverse laced with history ) - kiki layne

katniss everdeen ( the hunger games ) - kawennahere devery jacobs

worick arcangelo ( gangsta ) - austin butler ( tentative ); alex pettyfer ( tentative )

nicolas brown ( gangsta ) - chella man

alexandria benedetto ( gangsta ) - normani kordei

emilio benedetto ( gangsta ) - aubrey joseph (primary), rome flynn

constance raveau ( gangsta ) - shailene woodley ( tentative )

erica abaddonato ( gangsta ) - nastya zhidkova ( primary ); jennifer lawrence ( usually faceless if i& can help it )

delico abaddonato ( gangsta ) - lucky blue smith

svetlana morozova nikolaeva ( gangsta ) - tati gabrielle ( primary ); ryan destiny ( secondary )

bernardo corsica ( gangsta ) - ross lynch ( tentative )

nimes ( gangsta ) - dominique jackson

sherry christiano amodio ( gangsta ) - sydney sweeney ( tentative )

loretta christiano amodio ( gangsta ) - willow shields

georgiana corsica ( gangsta ) - loey lane

evelyn ( gangsta ) - sab quesada

sidney ( gangsta ) - cartia mallan

also, below are neither our& introjects or rp muses but we& may use in edits:

sebastian cree ( twdg oc; clementine's younger half brother ) - d'pharaoh woon-a-tai

ivan glaziev ( gangsta ) - adrien brody

galahad woehor ( gangsta ) - zae france

#arcana.txt #reblog & i& steal ur fucking soul #still gotta find my& son m.arco SOBS #there's just some introjects / characters that're so hard to translate into a fc istg lmao

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dhr-ao3 · 2 months

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13 reasons why - Harry's version

13 reasons why - Harry's version https://ift.tt/0krGD8l by Thebabyslytherin Hermione grainger was dead. Suicide . Follow along as secrets are revealed. And 13 reasons to how and why she jumped from The Astronomy tower. Words: 647, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con Categories: F/F, F/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom Relationships: Hermione Granger/Harry Potter, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle, Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson Additional Tags: Mental Health Issues, talks of suicide, Hurt No Comfort, Evil Author Day, Inspired by 13 Reasons Why (TV) via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/MiQaCwR February 16, 2024 at 08:20PM

#IFTTT #Dramione #Draco x Hermione

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muggleborndoe · 7 months

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𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒

This is a list of interactions/dynamics my Lily is looking for.

I am NOT ship focused. I prefer to write for CHEMISTRY, but there are SOME SHIPS I do like and will, usually, consistently say YES to writing.

Open to any and all ships as long as chemistry is there. If you're interested in exploring one in particular, please let me know. Otherwise it will be platonic unless you're a James.

𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙋𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙂

Lily & James

Lily & Severus

Lily & Sirius

Lily & Remus

and any other characters as long as it is discussed and there is chemistry

𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝙇𝙄𝙇𝙔 𝙒𝙊𝙐𝙇𝘿 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃

Harry Potter

James Potter

Severus Snape

Remus Lupin

Sirius Black

Peter Pettigrew

Hermione Grainger

Albus Dumbledore

Minerva McGonagall

Any of the Weasley's

Any other characters, especially if they are an enemy or an acquaintance

Any OCs, especially if the OC is another child of Lily's.

#ooc ;; serenity has left the group chat #wanted connection

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starwrittenfates · 6 months

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This is a list of interactions/dynamics my muses are looking for. I am NOT ship focused. I prefer to write for CHEMISTRY, but there are SOME SHIPS I do like and will, usually, consistently say YES to writing. Open to any and all ships as long as chemistry is there. If you’re interested in exploring one in particular, please let me know. Otherwise it will be platonic.

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐒 𝐈'𝐌 𝐄𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐎 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄

Thunderwar (Sif & Thor) - Marvel

Sifki (Sif & Loki) - Marvel

Logyn (Sigyn & Loki) - Marvel, Norse Myth & God of War

Jily (Lily & James) - Wizarding World

Snily (Lily & Snape) - Wizarding World

Lily & Sirius - Wizarding World

Lily & Remus - Wizarding World

Dettlaff & Syanna - The Witcher

Ciri & Cahir - The Witcher

Freya & Kratos - God of War

Docmana (Doctor & Romana) - Doctor Who

Braxmana (Romana & Braxiatel) - Doctor Who

Best Enemies (Doctor & Master) - Doctor Who

Sixth Doctor & Peri Brown - Doctor Who

Fifth Doctor & Peri Brown - Doctor Who

Rumbelle (Rumple & Belle) - Once Upon a Time

Frankenwolf (Victor & Ruby) - Once Upon a Time

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐒 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄

Snape being paired with any of his students or bullies in a romantic context (that includes the Marauders.)

Snape & Voldemort in a romantic context

Snape with any Death Eaters in a romantic context

Regulus in a romantic relationship with any of the Marauders or Death Eaters

No incest at all for any character

𝙈𝙊𝙎𝙏 𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝐂𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎

Geralt of Rivia

Yennefer of Vengerberg

Dandelion/Jaskier

Triss

Queen Calanthe

Other Witchers and Witcher Characters

Any OCs

𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐂'𝐇 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎

Geralt of Rivia

Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon

Yennefer of Vengerberg

Dandelion/Jaskier

Triss

Other Witchers and Witcher Characters

Any OCs

𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝐒𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎

Geralt of Rivia

Renfri Vellga

Deidre Ademeyn

Anna Henrietta

Detlaff Van Der Eretein

Regis

Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon

Yennefer of Vengerberg

Dandelion/Jaskier

Triss

Other Witchers and Witcher Characters

Any OCs

𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐀 𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎

Avallac'h

Eredin Bréacc Glas

Auberon Muircetach

Any Wild Hunt

Any Aen Elle

Geralt of Rivia

Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon

Yennefer of Vengerberg

Dandelion/Jaskier

Triss

Other Witchers and Witcher Characters

Any OCs

Any Elfs

𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝐋𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎

Harry Potter

James Potter

Severus Snape

Remus Lupin

Sirius Black

Peter Pettigrew

Hermione Grainger

Albus Dumbledore

Minerva McGonagall

Any of the Weasley’s

Any other characters, especially if they are an enemy or an acquaintance

Any OCs, especially if the OC is another child of Lily’s.

𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐔𝐒 𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐏𝐄 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎

Lily Evans Potter

Lucius Malfoy

Albus Dumbledore

Minerva McGonagall

Harry Potter

Remus Lupin

Sirius Black

Peter Pettigrew

Hermione Granger

Lord Voldemort/Tom Riddle

Narcissa Malfoy

Draco Malfoy

Any other Hogwarts Students

Any of the Weasley’s

Any other characters, especially if they are an enemy or an acquaintance

Any OCs, especially if the OC is a child of Snape’s

WANTED REGULUS BLACK INTERACTIONS

Sirius Black

Severus Snape

Lucius Malfoy

Narcissa Malfoy

Bellatrix Lestrange

Lord Voldemort/Tom Riddle

Any other Hogwarts Students

Any other characters, especially if they are an enemy or an acquaintance

Any OCs

WANTED OMINIS GAUNT INTERACTIONS

Sebastian Sallow

Anne Sallow

Soloman Sallow

Any Hogwarts Students or Hogwarts Legacy characters

Any OCs

Any Gaunt Descendants or Relations

𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐅 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎

Thor Odinson

Loki Laufeyson

Odin

Frigga

Warrior's Three (Volstagg, Fandral & Hogun)

Jane Foster

Erik Selvig

Darcy Lewis

Any Avengers

Any Norse Mythology characters ;)

Any other Asgardians, Jotuns or Thor characters

Any other Marvel characters

Any OCs, especially if the OC is a child of Sif's

WANTED SIGYN INTERACTIONS

Loki (ALWAYS… Myth, Marvel, SPN, etc.)

Thor Odinson (Myth & Marvel)

Lady Sif (Myth & Marvel)

Baldr

Frigga (Myth & Marvel)

Odin (Myth & Marvel)

Any of the Warrior’s Three

Angrboda

Idunn

Freyja

Amora the Enchantress

Hel/Hela (Myth & Marvel)

Jormungandr

Fenrir

Sleipnir

Vali & Narfi

Any of the Avengers (Marvel - Tony Stark, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bruce, etc!)

Any God of War Characters (Aesir, Kratos, Atreus, etc.)

Any Original Characters!

Any other Norse Mythology characters!

𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐏𝐄 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎

Kratos

Aretus/Loki

Any other God of War characters

#ooc ;; serenity has left the group chat #wanted connections ;;

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ao3feed-romione · 1 year

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Magic of the Heart

Magic of the Heart by Rosa Inglese

Hermione Grainger is trying on her dream wedding dress. Marrying Ronald Weasley was the best decision in her life.

Created: [DD/MM/YYYY] 06/12/2022 Completed: [DD/MM/YYYY] 06/12/2022

Harry Potter © J.K. Rowling

Words: 149, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Hermione Granger

Relationships: Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley

Additional Tags: Magic, Fantasy, Romance, Wedding Planning, Post-Hogwarts, Adult Hermione Granger, Dresses, Emotional, Drabble

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43460737

#AO3 Feed #Romione FanFic #♥#Romione #R:General #A:Rosa Inglese #Future Fic

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thebestoftragedy · 1 year

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spent like four hours this morning in bed constructing what amounts to a bizarre criminal minds fanfic in my head based on a dream I had last night and wanted to elaborate on. what’s the reverse of a self insert fanfic. Like my brain took one character from a thing and just sort of shuffled them into an almost entirely unrelated story. Like if someone was like what if hermione grainger showed up to my parole hearing wrt my previous conviction for wire fraud and then we became best friends. what do we call that. what if I was a wizard at magic school not hogwarts and also teen wolf from teen wolf was there.

#I feel like anyone who sort of knows me knows who it would have been. but otherwise it is for me to know and you to only speculate

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brrose-apothecary · 2 years

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I think @chelle-68 and @ramonaflow tagged me for this one - thanks, pals!

Share ten different favorite characters from ten different pieces of media, in no particular order. Then send this to 10 people. 🎥🎬📺📚 (Everyone has already done this - I’m skipping that part! But if you haven’t, please do! I love the pretty pictures. 😍)

David Rose - Schitt’s Creek

Dean Winchester - Supernatural

Felicity Smoak - Arrow

Hermione Grainger - Harry Potter

Nick Miller - New Girl

Roy Kent - Ted Lasso

Veronica Mars - Veronica Mars

Stefon - SNL

White House Staff - West Wing (it counts, don’t @ me)

The Scooby Gang - Buffy the Vampire Slayer (I’m shameless)

#i tried to pick just one and it was impossible #also clearly my preference for tv is shining through #i added and removed several movie characters #and technically hermione also counts for books #but yeah it’s all about tv #i could do 2 or 3 more of these though #get to know me

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nerdarena2 · 1 year

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How Did Funko Pop Capitalized The Market Of Action Figures?

Toys have always been a fascinating element in the market, for people of all ages. But as the entertainment industry slowly and gradually started entering in the of toys. We did see a new evolution from toys to action figures, staring one of the famous character from various comic books. Starting from animated series to cartoon and not to featured films characters and actions figures have seen a huge change. Change right from its representation to various styles of presenting the action figures, one of the new styles of actions figures which did become fairly prominent are the funko pop action figure.

What Is Funko Pop Action Figure

Funko Pop is a line of vinyl collectible figures produced by a company Funko. The figures are stylized and designed with oversized heads and small bodies, with a wide range of characters from popular culture, including movies, TV shows, video games, comic books, and more. They are highly collectible and popular among fans of these various franchises. Funko Pop figures are often sold in specialty stores, comic book shops, and online retailers.

Types Of Funko Pop Action Figure

As funko pop action figure started gain prominence in the market. They diversified their offering of action figures in various genres. In addition, below are some of the prominent genre’s in the action figures that you can explore online:

Manga Action Figure

Though manga has ruled our heart right from its inception through its well twisted storylines. It has also given a chance on connecting with one of the finest character right Goku to Tanjirao Kamado. And when it comes to action figures we are all aware of the finesse manga action figures have Dragon Ball Z, Hero Academia, My Hero Academia, One Piece, Attack On Titans, Demon Slayer,If you are a true fan of jujutsu kaisen fan and you wish to purchase such anime items online then you can find these at anime figurines india.

Wizardary World Action Figures

We are all aware of the prime characters of the wizard world when it was first introduced to us. And following with different dimension of wizardary world which is directly related to the original timeline. But it is been set a prequel were we not only see magic, but also a new dimension of magic with magical creatures. With a series of prime character right from the prequel which are Newt Schmander, Gellert Grindleward. To the current time character which are Harry Potter, Ronald Weasly, Hermione Grainger. And if you are a true fan of these character and the wizardry world and you wish to purchase such funko pop action figures then you can find these at funko pop india online.

Marvel Action Figures

One of the initial pioneers of the comic industry marvels though couldn’t make a much greater impact as compared to DC in comics. It did create a huge impact when it comes to MCU by developing the best storyline for the audience. But the backbone of every storyline are the characters & that is where marvel used the characters in a sharp and acute way. But in the action figure segment marvels did capitalized themselves well. They did have a wider reach through funko pop action figures & If you are a true fan of the marvel cinematic universe and you wish to purchase such marvel collectibles india then you can find these at marvel figurines india.

Apart from the above anime action figures, there are many other action figures. If you are looking out for such action figures then Nerd Arena is a one-stop solution for such kinds of action figures.

To know more:

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#Funko Pop Action Figure #Anime action figures

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dara-art · 3 months

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«we are made of stars»

color experiments, Hermione in red and shining starry love 💫

#dramione #dramione fanart #draco x hermione #hermione grainger #draco malfoy fanart #draco malfoy #hp fandom #hp fanart

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uk-jake-professional-cynic · 2 years

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Harry Potter Quiz

The Harry Potter Quiz. It all started with a series of fantasy novels by British author JK Rowling. The books chronicle the lives of a young wizard called Harry Potter. And, his friends Hermione, Grainger, and Ron Weasley. Who all attend Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. Hogwarts was founded in Scotland around the 10th century. It was created by Godric, Gryffindor, Rowena Ravenclaw, Salazar Slytherin and Helga Hufflepuff. Its primary objective was to educate which is and young wizards and to keep them away from those who do not understand the world of witches and wizards. If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals Harry Potter There is no disputing that these books and movies are fantastic. What's more, they have smashed all of the previous records held for the sale of books and movies. I really enjoyed the books they are well worth a read. You will also enjoy the Stranger Things Quiz. You can check out our other amazing TV and Movie Quizzes just here So, what are you waiting for? It's time to test your knowledge of all things wizard. So begin the Harry Potter Quiz below.

Take The Stranger Things Quiz

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#Movie #2000s #2010s #Quiz #British

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justoneofthoseghosts · 2 years

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Harry Potter

favorite male character: Ron Weasley

favorite female character: Hermione Granger

least favorite character: Draco Malfoy

prettiest character: Hermion Grainger

funniest character: Fred and George Weasley

favorite season: favorite book is book 3, movie is number 4

favorite episode:

favorite romantic ship: Ron and Hermione

favorite family ship: The Weasleys

favorite friend ship: Golden Trio, Luna/Ginny/Neville

worst ship: can't think of one!

#ask games

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reportwire · 2 years

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Why Marvel has struck gold with Muslim superhero Ms Marvel

Luckily, Disney struck gold with the casting of Pakistani-Canadian actress Iman Vellani as Ms Marvel. She seems to perfectly embody all the elements that made Kamala Khan such a lovable character in the comic books. She is an adorable bundle of charisma every time she is on the screen. Much like Robert Downey Jr as Iron Man or Emma Watson as Hermione Grainger, it’s not hyperbolic to say she it…

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#ARTICLE #culture #story #television

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First Broadcast 7th December 1998

Lee Jordan: Good evening to all my Harry Potter lovers out there. My name is River, your beloved host, and with me, as always, is your friend and mine, Rapier.

George Weasley: Howdie Doodie River.

Lee: and a howdie doodie to you too Rapier. Do you have any news for us today?

George: Golly Gee do I River. Firstly, as mentioned last week, dashingly handsome joke shop owner George Weasley and his plucky sidekick Lee Jordan were to be tried after ‘The Chimera incident’.

Lee: Plucky sidekick?

George: You heard me River. Jordan and Weasley were both fined 500 Galleons, but let off jail time due to their status as war hero’s.

Lee: That and the fact Azkaban is full of Death Eaters out to get them.

George: That too. When asked for comment, Weasley said ‘Honestly I’m surprised it took you this long. My mother thought I’d be in Azkaban long before’

Lee: Classic Weasley.

George: Now, Our Headline today concerns the one, the only lightning headed, dark wizard slaying, Ginny Weasley snogging, snitch catching legend himself, Harry Potter.

Lee: Yay!

George: Last week, stashed behind a pile of broken cauldrons in storeroom #17 at Hogwarts, was found the last will and testament of a Mr Dobby T. House-Elf.

Lee: Man I loved that little scamp.

George: We all did River. Dobby was, as many know, the first free elf, and one of the only ones with property of his own. In his will he left the following items:

To Ron Weezy, 17 bobblehats.

To Hermy One Grainger, a collection of cool rocks.

To Hogwarts school, a portrait he painted of Harry Potter

Lee: I am willing to buy that off Hogwarts.

George: understandable. And lastly, all his remaining possessions to Harry Potter.

Lee: What did Harry get Rapier?

George: Well River, my source, none other than our friend and field reporter Roonil, told me Harry Potter got 71 Galleons, 723 individual socks, a wide variety of jumpers, hats, shorts and scarves, his own sock from his second year at Hogwarts, which had been framed alongside a picture of him and Dobby, and a genuinely surprising number of bed sheets with the Malloy coat of arms on them.

Lee: interesting. Did Dobby take those when he left employed with the Malfoys?

George: I reached out to Draco Malfoy to ask him just that River.

Lee: What did he say?

George: well to begin, he said various words that can’t be broadcast on the air.

Lee: Oh dear naughty Draco.

George: He later revealed that several years ago, all their bed linen had indeed vanished. The Malfoy family peacocks we’re initially blamed, but failed to confess, on account of being Peacocks.

Lee: Well I wish Harry Potter all the best. I imagine even now, he is cuddled up in Draco Malfoys jammies.

George: A disturbing imagine. Our last story tonight. Noted weirdo and muggle fan, Arthur Weasley has been promoted to head the newly created Department of Muggle Affairs. Minister Shacklebolt created this department, which absorbs several muggle related offices across the ministry, to better understand and relate to our non magical neighbours.

Lee: Man that Kingsley is as smart as he is dashing.

George: Too true. Weasley’s new role will include meeting muggle politicians, writing muggle protection laws, and, knowing him, creating some sort of moped that also works underwater.

Lee: I wish Mr Weasley all the best. Please try not to break your own laws. And now, our guest this week. Returning once again, it’s Roonil.

Harry Potter: A pleasure to be here boys.

Lee: So Roonil. As we have said, you are very close to Harry Potter. Tell us, now that the chosen boy is no longer destined to save us all, what’s next for him?

Harry: Well Rapier, I believe Harry Potter was planning on writing a book about the 1798 Sasquatch revolt in America.

Lee: Bollocks.

Harry: Yes River. Indeed, it’s bollocks. No I think Harry will do what he’s best at. Fight evil wizards. There’s still loads of death eaters out there.

George: Where do you stand on the belief shared by many, especially Rita Skeeter, that Harry Potter is in fact, a rubbish wizard who can do 2, maybe 3 spells.

Harry: I’d say to them ‘oh have you ever killed a noseless despot with the disarming spell’

Lee: I suspect Harry Potter is indeed the only person that has ever happened to.

Harry: Exactly River. He’s 2 for 2 on beating dark lords who also don’t have noses using non-lethal magic.

George: Very true. Now Roonil, I was told that you had a very special guest for us.

Harry: Indeed I do Rapier. May I introduce, Buckbeak.

Lee: Good evening Buckbeak.

Buckbeak: incoherent hippogriff sounds.

Lee: Now Mr. Beak, in the past, I have expressed the view that you should be tried for helping convicted felon Sirius Black escape justice. Your thoughts?

Buckbeak: Horrific screeching.

George: an interesting point. Now Buck. May I call you Buck?

Buckbeak: swallows a mouse whole.

George: very good. Now Buck, you lived for a time on the run with Black, including in Jamaica for a good while. Was there any romance?

Buckbeak: Birdlike click.

Harry: I don’t speak Hippogriff, but I think that’s a yes.

Lee: Truly wonderful. I’m happy for you.

Buckbeak: more incoherent Hippogriff noises.

George: Lastly Buck, where do you stand on the ‘Harry Potter is a terrible wizard debate’

Buckbeak: Angry Hippogriff noises.

Harry: Oh dear, calm down Beaky.

Buckbeak: Attempts to maul George in Hippogriff.