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It's my birthday today (Nov 11)! :D
I'm officially 19!
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hey guys um.... if u ever feel bad abt ur art remember i used to draw like this.... 🙁 pls view these with caution side affects of viewing these images may include cringe, and in some cases death, anything you may do or say upon viewing these images is ur fault and i am not liable for any damages that may be inflicted upon viewing these images. u have been warmed.
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Took a week off work for a much needed vacation (we’ll see if it’s actually good for my mental health or not considering how much of a nightmare my job has become).
Am now doing that thing where I sit at my computer wanting to play a game and cannot decide which game I want to play so I basically did absolutely nothing on my first day of vacation.
Sigh.
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Im just gonna start calling them my beloved ranboys
Nice!
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Hua Cheng essentially cockblocking himself for possibly all of eternity will literally never not be the funniest thing MXTX ever wrote.
Xie Lian was pretty much completely in love with him the second he saw those lanterns (and completely oblivious about it) and then we get the wonderful first kiss underwater moment and Xie Lian is basically drawing hearts around Hua Cheng every time he sees him. While like quietly dying cause he literally has no idea what to do with it. Like at this point he doesn’t even really understand that he is head over heels totally gone for this man.
Until Hua Cheng is like I have a beloved I just haven’t won them over yet. Which he thinks is perfectly reasonable because his self esteem is the worst and he doesn’t understand how he could have won Xie Lian over yet. (He’s only on step 22 of his Marrying Dianxia 3000 step Master Plan ((that he debates throwing out on a regular basis because he doesn’t deserve to even dream about wanting Xie Lian)). So course he’s like yeah I have this wonderful noble beautiful beloved I just haven’t won them over yet wink wink nudge nudge.
But Xie Lian is like oh of course obviously I don’t deserve nice things and fuck I actually wanted him so badly I’m actually in love with him and now I will resign myself to never being happy for his sake. (Their combined self esteem is truly a so low it’s a hole in the ground which is hilarious because they think the other person is to good for them and unattainable forever because they literally have the same neurosis.) So he starts boxing up his feelings forever constantly wanting Hua Cheng and feeling guilty about it and literally dying inside because he wants Hua Cheng like he’s never wanted anyone.
Like essentially books 3 and 5 only happen because Hua Cheng has now cursed them both by saying he has a beloved because Xie Lian believes he isn’t wanted and therefore any nice thing Hua Cheng does is just him being nice and not Hua Cheng pulling out steps 23-34 of his plan thinking he still hasn’t won Xie Lian over. (He has he so has but he shot himself in the foot so badly it’s painful to read).
Like thank the Gods Hua Cheng is so unhinged and created the cave of 10000 Gods cause Xie Lian would literally be at his own wedding to Hua Cheng still convinced he wanted someone else and this was in fact a thing they were doing to solve a case together otherwise.
Like he needed something that unhinged to put 2 and 2 together otherwise he never would have caught on he’s Hua Cheng’s beloved. Meanwhile Hua cheng is like 🥺 he’s going to think I’m a weirdo now and I’m only on step 50 of the plan 🥺 like the two of them wouldn’t have been fucking nasty 2 books ago if he just kept his mouth shut and didn’t cockblock himself so violently.
#I hate them I love them they are both so stupid#hualian#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hua cheng#xie lian#heavens official blessing#heaven official's blessing#hualian meta#tgcf meta#actually don’t know why I’m tagging this as meta I’m just bullying them but you get it#zee rambles#writing them and wanting to die#zees 2am text posts
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Lucifer saluting Sir Pentious is everything to me.
Hats off to you Sir, you made it, in Heaven.
#killing me the thought that they dont even know he made it to Heaven#like#they're already so proud of him regardless#whether or not he made it#he is their sir pentious#he's the adorable snake who slithered his way into their hearts#he made it#and they don't even know to what extent he did#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers#hazbin hotel sir pentious#sir pentious#hazbin sir pentious#sir pentious hazbin hotel#hazbin spoilers#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer#bloopnik rambles
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my pookie bear <3333
#hua cheng#tgcf#heaven officials blessing#san lang#my art#guys i’m on book 5#should i come here to tumblr for my incoherent ramblings#i’ve been yelling on twitter but maybe this kind of thing is more suited to tumblr
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oh they def had this conversation before
#i believe in hua cheng and he xuan besties agenda#like imagine hua hua just rambling abt xie lian to he xuan and he xuan being forced to listen cuz you owe this guy lots of money#hua cheng when he realizes he can also serve his god by using his lips rather than giving up his life#everyone in tgcf is a loser one way or other lmao#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#hua cheng#xie lian#he xuan#san lang#mxtx#heaven officials blessing
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My favorite thing about every single Belmont in Netflix's Castlevania and Nocturne?
Every single initial appearance radiates sad, pathetic energy.
Trevor's bar fight scene was equal parts hilarious and disheartening. This is the Last Belmont? A legendary clan of Vampire Hunters, reduced to a drunken brawler who gets his nuts kicked in so many times?
Julia Belmont? Bodied by hot, gay Dragon Daddy Olrox while her son watches. He brings the direct Belmont line down to two, and traumatizes the kid so hard he has ED—Enchantment Dysfunction until he becomes an adult.
Richter? Yeah! Literally has to have his first true core memory be his mom be fucking owned by the sexiest god damn bloodsucker in history. Little bro's canon event was to watch his mama be crushed.
Juste? Sure his entrance is cool, but then we realize he's also suffering from ED, he sucks at this whole grandfather thing, his wife and bestie killed, and he could never even confront his own blood over the death of his fucking daughter.
I love the fact that every single Belmont makes the worst first impressions. Regardless of sex or gender or age. They just fucking suck when introduced.
#castlevania#castlevania nocturne#trevor belmont#julia belmont#richter belmont#juste belmont#lmao these loser keep getting owned i love them so much#they're my long line of sad blorbos#the clan of faceplanting during every new interaction#trevor and leon must've been cheering in heaven#while leon's wife plus sypha plus greta for good measure all watch in shame#like holy fuck guys#i love them your honor#paprikash ramblings
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Soap stimming by repeatedly clicking his pen over and over because he's understimulated
And ghost who's about to smack the shit outta him because he's overstimulated
#they're in love#a match made in heaven#except if heaven was actually purgatory#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#autistic simon ghost riley#adhd john soap mactavish#soapghost#ghostsoap#call of duty#cod#cod mw2#el rambles
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The origin of heavenly demons is so interesting. A god cast down from the heavens marked with a mark of sin on their forehead that follows their bloodline. No matter how diluted their genes are they still have that mark. They're not human, they're not entirely demonic either. Their blood has been cursed, but that curse is also their power. It causes them to have an incredible bloodlust once their lost in their instincts. They can control their blood even outside of their body. They have incredible regeneration, they can regrow limbs if need be. They're feared by both demons and humans.
I wonder what the story of the first heavenly demon is. I personally think that to be cursed to this extent they were probably a very important god. My hc is that it was a Heavenly Emperor gone astray. I also like to think Binghe's his reincarnation
#imagine binghe and xie lian meet in some kind of crossover and they're 'bearing a mark of curse given by the heavens' bros#anqels ramblings#eva.txt#svsss#luo binghe#tianlang jun#zhuzhi lang
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HOW DID THIS GO TO THIS IN A MATTER OF MONTJS??????
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TGCF art from 2021 which were very experimental and very much something out of my comfort zone but am still so satisfied with
(gonna ramble more under the cut 👉 )
My main inspiration for these were definitely classic storybook illustration styles and the watercolor-like illustrations included inside the tgcf books which depict hualian's daily slice of life routines as seen below
I wanted to capture that feeling of warmth i got from reading but i also went with the storybook look because their relationship (and by extension broad strokes of the entire plot) really did feel like something out of actual myth or legend; i'm chinese indonesian and was raised surrounded by chinese culture + values so tgcf felt VERY familiar to me, it threw me back to my childhood reading or listening to tales about chinese deities, i'd say the storybook image definitely came into my mind pretty quickly bc of this
I find this style somewhat hard to replicate now but if i could or have the time to, i really want to continue the 'companion pieces to chapter titles ' concept i did with the last 2 pieces (which are of the same chapter title but i was just indecisive 😭😭), i even had 3 more planned based on my favorite titles before burning out back then
#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#mxtx#danmei#rotomic does artz#IF YOU READ THROUGH ALL OF MY RAMBLING THANK YOU VERY MUCH#as you can see i am Very Normal about this book :)#(said like a liar)#what was 2021 me cooking....like why did they go so hard on these#also bonus hozier in there bc i associate hualian with like real people do a lot#tbh a lot of hozier songs would work for them#i REALLY want to do a companion piece for chapter 243's title bc wowee#it still gets me to this day. i remember it n suddenly im like what the fuck (fond and sad)
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bruh life's going by so quickly, my ministry exams are in two months - Mint
I haven't been in the best shape myself you know...
My two month exams will be starting next week and I hate it already!
;-;
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This is absolutely no hate genuinely write whatever you want but Mean Dom Hua Cheng is so funny to me like Xie Lian literally burned his house down and Hua Cheng showed up with his crying sword and neck bared because he gave Xie Lian an ouchie that bitch is not doing punishment play.
#don’t get me wrong I can see him Domming but in a teasing spoiling sugar daddy way#Lan ‘uses the silencing spell at will’ Wangji on the other hand#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hua cheng#hualian#xie lian#heavens official blessing#heaven official's blessing#zee rambles
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And when you kiss my wounds,
I don’t feel as unworthy
of you.
#hualian#heaven official's blessing#hua cheng#xie lian#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#crying about the tender act of Xie Lian kissing Hua Cheng’s eyepatch#and Hua Cheng feeling as if one of his most consuming flaws is no more#that’s what the love of a god is capable of#omg I’m rambling#I love them so much your honor#shilodraws
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