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part of me wants Mary to be free of the narrative and of stede and the unique brand of insanity he brings with him, to live her own happy normal life without worrying about pirates or the navy or stede bonnet
part of me really really wants to see her reaction when she finds out her soft, awkward, loser of an ex-husband who only used the very tips of his fingers to touch her is out here breaking Blackbeard's back on the daily
#he's still a cringefail loser but now he FUCKS#dick so good he (re-)kickstarted a man's identity crisis#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd edward teach#ofmd ed teach#ofmd ed x stede#ofmd stede#stede bonnet#edward teach#ed teach#gentlebeard#blackbonnet#mary bonnet
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truly cursed post but i am convinced john gaius meows, and only half ironically too. his gender identity is the year 2014. he was a twitch streamer. he's canonically whimsical. he did it as a joke once and it was all downhill from there. sorry i just felt the need to share these thoughts with you all, i do not know why
#he mostly did it with alecto because she liked hearing his voice in general and sometimes he didn't feel like talking#after alecto's 'death' he reflected a little and got embarrassed about the whole thing#but it's so ingrained into his brain that sometimes you still get interactions like#''hey john?'' ''nya?'' ''um..what the fuck was that'' ''...listen. i know it's not possible. but please kill me right now.''#all of us need to start making more cringefail jod headcanons anyways. he's a loser but even more than that he was alive during the 2010s.#tlt#the locked tomb#tlt shitposting#john gaius#ntn spoilers
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Hmmmm I love talking about fandom in ways that are kind of useless but fun for me personally. In other news I finally got the list finished for the Kylux reclist, it's 87 fics (including series that just count for one) long and I just need to add little comments before I can post it!
#insane about them it's been YEARS and i still love them#i am so violently into fuckup characters. when they're fuckups... when they're losers... when they're cringe and fail....#when they fuck up so many things and they feel like shit and they're in their 30s still hanging on#bumbling around failing but still there#and then people love them anyway#this is me about that one characterisation of kylo and eddie. i want to put them in a room and study them#i don't want to BE in the room though. merely an omniscient observer#my two blorbos who think they're fuckup losers with a really fucked up childhood <3#hmmm love when my tastes in fiction say a lot about me. i would show this to my therapist but she doesn't speak english#i was going to say 'imagine explaining kylo ren to your therapist' but actually that would be extremely easy#i have had that 30-minute presentation ready at all times for years. say the word and you will activate an unskippable cutscene#wait wait if i put kylo and eddie in a room. then i should also put hux and - venom? anne? both of them?? in another room#because there are things in common between these two guys. but hux & venom/anne?#THAT'S the room i don't want to be in actually. yikes#this is making me realise kylo has a shit social circle in canon :')))#like who is there? rey? snoke? he's cringefail but he can do better. please#ANYWAY. i'll think about this as i fall asleep. good night#wow i have a ramble tag now#fandom nerdery
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(some) of my thoughts, rambles, and theories- bucchigiri?! ep 6
oh boy... that was a lot. an end to the gang war arc, and soon, the start to a new one. i want to start off by saying the animation was awesome this episode. all the action, emotional moments and small bits of comedy hit where they needed to.
i think it's interesting that it's not just that mahoro absolutely ROASTED akutaro, she also inspired arajin to kick his ass. NOT JUST because he has a crush on her, but because she refused to run, which is what arajin has been doing- it's a wake-up call for him to get some of his shit together.
it's also made blatantly clear that arajin does care about matakara.(the first person he sees when he gains consciousness is him getting fucking beat) hopefully next ep we get to see how their relationship develops from here. obviously they're not quite there yet, and i still think they're going to have a fight at some point- the next conflict focusing on matakara, and arajin showing us how much he's grown.
also, now that akutaro has been defeated, i wonder how ichiya will merge with matakara? how will matakara's conflict, brother, and ichiya and senya's past together play into this? will it be at the expense of matakara himself?
i also don't think this is the end of arajin's development, it's just the start. he'll always be a cringefail loser, but i think what ppl need to realize is that's okay. (his battle cry is still that he wants to lose his virginity, but that's not all there is to him! he beats up akutaro regardless.) he can be a loser and have development. he's not just one or the other, just like the rest of the characters in the show. they can be silly, beat people to a pulp AND have their own emotional moments. the show so far allows all of it, i think that's what makes it so great.
i can't wait to see where the show goes next!!
#i'd also talk about how this ep expanded on the lore while also showing the relationship between outa + marito but i feel like-#people have already talked about it better than i could#this ep really sold me on marito + his rivalry w kenichiro too#there really is respect between them and its great#everyone gets beat up this ep no one is left unbruised#akutaro is terrifying#arajin tomoshibi#matakara asamine#mahoro jin#bucchigiri?!#certifiedlesbianvampire’s rambles
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Hi! Kind of random, but I'm having trouble picturing something in one of your fics. I have read this fic multiple times (it's sooo good) and I cannot wrap my brain around it, either bc I'm a loser virgin or bc I'm an idiot 😭
It's in "Easy Money" where you say "He forces me to my side, turning me onto my stomach and hiking my ankles onto his shoulders." I feel like such a cringefail loser not being able to picture that LMAO
im also a little lost on the part where you say "[...] I throw my leg onto the back on the couch, giving him better access to fuck me."
If you're not able to explain it further that's totally fine lol. I'll just visualize it differently whenever I go back to read it. Either way, love your writing!
OKAY class, let's do some ~visualization ~ for 'Easy Money.'
Okay, so position number one:
So you're straddling Derek's lap, right? Now what he's gonna do is place his hands on your waist and he's gonna reposition (read: borderline body slam) you from straddling his lap to now laying flat on your side on the couch very quickly, basically like some wrestling shit. Motherfucker is manhandling. This is not gentle. Go from sitting, to side laying, like THAT. Now he's gonna turn you from laying on your side to laying flat on your stomach, (again, manhandling <3) so basically now you're in doggy style but you're laying down instead of on your knees. Now this is already fun and dandy, but what you're gonna imagine is Derek now grabbing your ankles and yanking them fuckers up, placing them on top of his phat ass shoulders while he fucks you from behind. So. Basically, your body is now contorted like a wheelbarrow. Kinda. Which may sound strange, but I promise you, you gotta try it some time. You'll go braindead.
Position number two! (Technically one since it happens in the story first, but-) :
So what that one is is you've got two people, Person A (Derek) sitting on the couch, dong out and actively penetrating Person B (you, pookie <3). Again, awesome, wow. But if you like some deep, gut fucking, uterus migraine inducing, you're questioning if you have to take a shit or if something has ruptured type jackhammering dick downing going on in your pooni, what you're now gonna do is while still straddling Derek, you're gonna take one of your legs and reposition it so that the foot of that leg is now resting of the backrest of the couch, spread eagle basically. So just a recap. You're bouncing on your knees, you move one leg (stay on one knee) to plant on the back of the couch, so you're basically keeping the shop open while he is just DOGGIN your shit, it's gonna HURT when you get off that climax high. But if he knows what he's doing, it's worth it! (Get ibuprofen on hand before you try this.)
Anyways, I hope this helped! And incase you're now sitting here, the positions clarified, thinking "Jesus Dani, who would willingly do this?"
Me.
Don't look surprised, I wrote the fucken donut fic. I have done so much worse sex wise. Just get a good partner and you're golden 🤌
Thanks for asking!! See y'all next time on America's favorite gameshow "Jesus Christ, Dani, what the fuck" the show where you degenerates keep cumming back! 💗
Visual reference for those who need it :)
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yes hello i heard you asked for harper propaganda so im coming to your rescue. i am assuming the gaslighting puts you off and I UNDERSTAND even for me it was an acquired taste but here are some of their charm points that i think people dont see at a glance
1. they love you. straight up they are infatuated with you. vrel has said that theyre kylar level obsessed they just happen to be more patient. vrel has also said that they for the most part dont treat other patients the way they treat pc and that they take every opportunity possible in their busy schedule to see them.
2. ik people see them as this insidious manipulator and yeah to some degree thats true but theyre such a fucking fail when you read between the lines. cums in their pants just from touching you. harper nobody is believing that having me kiss you is legitimate therapy and it doesnt help that youre LIKE 25 and do every medical/psychological profession under the sun what degree you have to have your staff hypnotized or something. blushes when you initiate anything. blushes when you have a big dick. virginity lines are shit like "say ahh" "please try to relax, im going to administer a suppository" "its time for your prostate exam" like ok buddy sure youre still trying to pretend to be professional while youre balls deep in my ass, just admit you have a roleplay kink
3. theyre so smug and its so fucking funny "nothing good on tv i take it" when you have your second pregnancy SHUT UP LMAO
4. their favoritism of pc is so blatant bc they dont give a flying fuck about ANYONE else. that scene where they have a random med student there to help examine you. the fact that theyve forgotten the students name,, who fucking cares theyre just there to feed harpers voyeurism kink now uh student. whatever your name is help me collect this cum out of pcs holes its for research i promise
ill spare you and stop myself here but ty for reading
omfg. asylumdweller themself coming to spread harper brainrot to me??? i’m honored….
Literally no better person to convince me than you LMFAOOO. WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT …… Okay yeah, yeah, the gears r turning I see the appeal now. 🤔
BAHAHAH. Harper, I’m sorry for not giving u a fair chance 😔 It’s my Whitney situation all over again … Hated them based off of the first ick I got. (Even though I clearly would enjoy their scenes and content if I didn’t judge a book by its cover PLSNDBDNF….)
Aw :( Love an obsessive, pathetic man. Fictional insidious manipulators are fun as fuck, look at my boy Cain <3 He’s the worst and I need him so carnally. Also, cringefail loser? I see… *nodding solemnly and taking notes*
“Nothing good on tv i take it?” IS FUNNY AS FUCK STOP IAIWJDNFBFN
THANK U FOR UR TIME AND EFFORT WRITING THIS!! /gen
i have much to think about ….
#follow me btw… u follow my rp acc but not this one /j /nf#it’s 2:30 am goodnight#harper the doctor#degrees of lewdity#ask#haunting’s thoughts💋🖤
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okay this is gonna be my general reaction post for episodes 2-4 of the reboot, so spoilers are UNDER. THE. CUT.
okay so one: I have never been more conflicted about a ship in my fucking life
this is ripaxel specific, because of course it is, what else would we be talking about here
on the one hand, no, not in a million years, what are the writers thinking, what insanity is this, I'm so confused and not in a good way at all
but on the OTHER hand...he did opt for using something she liked in a unique way to get her attention, and was like, mega cringefail about it but it still worked??? SHE liked it??? that's the important part.
so???? i'd have to see further how they progress with this before I decide, because oh god was the secondhand embarrassment horrifying during these past few episodes
now, two: caleb and priya
cute pairing! great potential. but GIRL IF I AM NOT FEARING FOR THAT GIRL'S EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW!!!! I CANT TELL IF HE'S LIKE GENUINELY LEADING HER ON FOR AN ALLIANCE OR JUST FUCKING STUPID AND DOESNT REALIZE SHE'S LIKE, INTO HIM INTO HIM!!! if he hurts her I'm suing, I'm going insane, he will be dead by dawn
three: rajbow + Wayne and the in-game cheating
again, never been so conflicted in my life, me and Bowie are twinning
on the one hand, I am SO glad he's like actually conflicted and doesn't like lying to Raj. Again, surpassing my expectations on behalf of the writers because I would've 100% expected them to make him lean into cheating without repercussions
on the other...Raj and Wayne being upset about cheating actually makes ME kinda upset despite how much I adore MK and Julia's antics!!! like!!!! the boys just want a fair fun game!!!!! how can you say no to those faces???? they're like puppies I stg
i AM relieved this is like, a cheating in the GAME plot and not a cheating in the RELATIONSHIP plot because that is ALSO a TD Taboo and I was afraid, they're still adorable and have an actual narrative, god bless
four: mkulia
canon, it's canon, idk what else you want me to say man
also, very important MK image
look at her go... i love her actually
five: sha-lightning round
Millie and Damien's entire feud and make-up was surprisingly well done!! and despite the fact she got eliminated that episode it was still a happy ending that fit really well with both of them!! I'm glad Damien's actually getting some play this season so far :D!!
Zee with Olivia Von Trashpanda is by far the best thing I've ever seen in my life, I love them sm
the besties,,,
i wish I was Emma in the scene where Axel ran her finger by her chin threateningly (I'm shameless I know but come ON I WISH THAT ME!!!!!)
Nichelle getting to slay is the best thing ever lowkey???? I'm so proud of her!!
Chase getting kicked out second was the best, get dunked on loser!!!
Emma has also been returned to my good graces for dunking on him, thank you girly
Chris missing Scary Girl is so real, I miss her too man :<
and, well
I now know I never want to participate in would you rather challenge irl, those questions were horrid
except the one with Axel and poetry, that's a really nice character touch despite what it leads to
and...yeah! general thoughts dump. I'll still be making separate posts and I actually feel motivated to draw canon for once..back on my total drama bullshit? /pos
#total drama#total drama reboot#td 2023#td 2023 spoilers#total drama spoilers#td mk#td julia#td priya#td caleb#td millie#td chase#td emma#td zee#td ripper#td axel#td nichelle#td raj#td wayne#td bowie#td rajbow#td mkulia#td ripaxel#td...#what is caleb and priya's ship name actually?#is there one? idk#kaycore#total drama stays winning#td scary girl
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andi!!!! mwah congrats on the milestone 🫂💕💕 perhaps a lil blurb about byler set during a dungeon crawl (or similar) in 5x01 ?? bonus points if one of them gets flustered or acts like a cringefail loser (<- mike) <3
sarah!!! thank you so much, my dear! god, this one was a little bit difficult at first, but i'm actually quite proud of it. not quite loser mike core but some good flustered and shy byler for you! stretching my s5 muscles tonight 💪🏽
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playing soldiers, just pretending
So, here’s the thing.
Mike Wheeler has written a lot of campaigns before in his life—like a lot of them. He’s been playing DnD since he was about eight or nine years old, and with the exception of this past year with the Hellfire Club, he’s almost always taken on the role of the Dungeon Master. Storytelling and writing are just two of his biggest passions, and there’s nothing more fun than watching the excitement in his best friends’ faces as the campaigns unfold.
So, as a Dungeon Master of around… six or seven years, Mike is quite familiar with the idea of a dungeon crawl. Hell, he’s written a handful of campaigns involving dungeon crawls. They’re a pain in the ass to beat, but the Party loves them.
...
In theory, dungeon crawls are great.
In practice, they are, in fact, the most terrifying things in the whole fucking world.
Honestly, Mike is still just trying to figure out how the fuck his life came to all of this—how he, of all people in the world, is somehow stuck in the middle of a war with monsters from another dimension and how his hometown of Hawkins fucking Indiana has essentially been transformed into a labyrinth full of monsters and other people just desperately trying to survive.
There’s no way that his life has come to this. Mike’s not… Mike’s not a hero by any means, and his hands still tremble every time he holds the gun he’d stolen off a dead soldier’s body. He’s just a kid; Jesus Christ, he’s not even fifteen yet.
All of this is fucking insane, and the worst part of it all is that Mike knows this is only just the beginning.
That’s what Will had warned him, right? Back in Hopper’s cabin, when the two of them were sitting on that dusty old couch and still reeling from seeing Max in the hospital. He’d warned Mike that One isn’t going to stop—not until he takes everyone.
Though Will hadn’t said it aloud, Mike had known immediately the implication of his words.
Will, with his connection to the Upside Down and to One, would be the primary target of this madness.
And just like that, everything within Mike had been dragged back to nearly two years ago, watching his best friend struggle against the eldritch horror holding him hostage. It was as if everything within Mike had been reset—as if, suddenly, he could see clearly again and had purpose again, for the first time in a long, long time.
Will needs him.
…
Will needs him.
So, to hell with the fact that Mike isn’t a hero and to hell with the fact that Mike isn’t good enough to make his girlfriend happy like she deserves and to hell with the fact that Mike honestly, really just hates himself most days.
None of those things matter.
What matters most is Will.
And that’s exactly why Mike has not left Will’s side at all over the past few days. The rest of them have gotten separated a couple different times—running around to different parts of Hawkins and trying to rescue anyone they can—but Mike has stayed firmly planted by Will’s side.
It feels comfortable.
It feels familiar.
It feels like he’s right where he belongs.
Right now, their little group, consisting of Nancy, Jonathan, Joyce, Will, and Mike himself, is taking a break and camping out in the Byers’ old home. The new owners must’ve already fled, which makes the home a perfect place for all of them to hide out for now. They’ve got plans tomorrow to scope out the area—to see just how many monsters lurk in this part of Hawkins and to determine if this might be a good enough place to lay low for the time being. The Byers’ old house isn’t nearly big enough for everyone in their little group of Upside Down fighters, but right now, it might be the best they have.
Everyone else is asleep now—everyone but Mike and Will. Will really hasn’t been able to sleep, since his connection to One has been something ever present and active. He looks completely exhausted, and though he insists Mike should go to sleep, Mike’s definitely not going to do that.
No way in hell.
“You’re so damn stubborn,” Will sighs, pulling his knees up to his chest and looking over at Mike. They’re in what used to be his old bedroom, and it looks different, just like the two of them do.
This place… it holds so many different memories, and so much has changed. But at the end of the day, it still feels so familiar.
And for some reason, it still feels a bit like home.
“You’ve known me for almost ten years,” Mike points out. “This shouldn’t be a surprise to you.”
A ghost of a smile forms on Will’s face, and he shakes his head. “It’s not,” he admits. “It’s just a little annoying sometimes.”
“A little annoying is just part of my charm,” Mike jokes, and much to his delight, Will actually laughs.
(It’s a nice sound, and God… Mike didn’t realize how much he missed hearing that.)
“Damn right.” Will grins back at him, and Mike’s jaw drops open.
“Okay, rude,” he protests, picking up the closest object—somebody’s old shoe—and chucking it at his best friend. “You didn’t have to agree with me!”
Will catches the shoe easily, and he laughs again, smiling brightly at Mike. “I mean, you said it, not me,” he teases. “Can’t blame me for agreeing with you.”
Mike just sticks his tongue out at his best friend. “I can’t believe the world’s ending, and you’re making fun of me. What the hell, Will?”
“The world’s ending,” Will echoes. “That means we’ve gotta say what we actually mean, right?”
It’s a joke.
It is. It’s a joke, and Mike knows it.
But still, the words feel like a punch in the gut.
We’ve gotta say what we actually mean.
Funny Will would say that… because Mike hasn’t said what he actually means in what feels like years.
“Yeah,” Mike says quietly, staring down at his dirty Converse. “Yeah… you’re right.”
(Of course, Will is right. Will’s always right, and Will always seems to know what to say to make Mike feel better or to encourage Mike to do the right thing. It’s just that… right now, Mike doesn’t want to listen to Will’s advice.
Because listening to Will’s advice would mean confronting a whole mess of things that Mike isn’t ready for. And look… the world might be ending, but Mike can’t deal with that yet. He just can’t.)
“Sorry,” Will says suddenly, and Mike looks up in surprise. There’s a guilty look on his best friend’s face. “Sorry, I… I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable.”
“No, no, don’t apologize,” Mike reassures. Seriously, he needs to have a conversation with Will about apologizing for things he’s not responsible for. God knows Will always takes the blame on himself. “You… you didn’t do anything wrong, Will. Honestly.”
He pauses here, then glances down at his shoes again. “Do you… do you remember when we were talking in the desert?” Mike asks quietly. “After we buried Unknown Secret Agent Man. And you said… sometimes, it’s scary… to say how you really feel.”
Will’s breath hitches. He’s quiet for a moment, but then, he murmurs, “Yeah. Yeah, I do.”
“I, um… I think I get it,” Mike admits, still unable to look up at his best friend. “I get what you were saying, you know? And… sometimes, I get scared to say how I really feel too… even though the world is ending. Especially since the world is ending.”
The words are as close as he’s been to honest in a long, long time. That fact brings Mike a little bit of comfort.
“Well… I guess we’ll just have to hope the world doesn’t end,” Will says softly, and Mike finally looks up, meeting his best friend’s eyes. There’s a sad smile on his face, and Will looks so small like this, with his knees pulled up to his chest and his face illuminated by the dim moonlight. “Maybe by then we’ll be brave enough to say what we really mean.”
There’s… something in his voice… something that Mike can’t quite put his finger on. For some reason, Mike’s stomach does an uncomfortable little somersault, and he finds himself unable to look away from Will.
(Will… he looks really nice tonight. Not that… not it matters.)
“Yeah,” Mike finally says, his voice just as soft, and he offers Will a small, sad smile. “Yeah, maybe we will be.”
(For his sake and for Will’s, Mike hopes that the two of them are right.)
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oh, it's also finally time for the official ds9 character ranking as of the end of s1. i'm not doing minor characters yet (jake, nog, garak, keiko) since they haven't had any major stuff going on and idk if they ever will. rankings in the future may be different.
odo - whatever autistic swag he has going on has charmed and bewitched me. i'm so easy i love little guys that don't get humanity. he seems like the natural choice after spock and data i should have known this would happen. every single thing i learn about him makes me more insane. also, he's so dour and gruff that he is just BEGGING to be given an arc where he gets a child or a love interest or whoever who gets to be the only one able to lighten him up at all. and i know about him getting with kira so i am just sitting here like. PLEASE let that be good. please.
kira - ALL OF HER SCENES ARE SO GOOD. i liked her from the beginning but they have done NOTHING but feed me ever since the pilot. her conflict, or rather, lack of conflict, now that the war is over, is so fucking good. who even is she now that she's not the underdog? how do you just move on once the war is over? she's such a good actress too, she smiles when she's angry and she can cry on cue. you can feel the weight of her history every single time she's on screen, she's fantastic
sisko - the only reason he didn't tie with kira is because we haven't seen as much sisko-centric stuff yet. i thought his intro in the pilot was INSANELY good, it blew my mind, and i couldn't wait to see where he went from there...but then he didn't go anywhere else. that said, i do love that he always backs up his people, especially kira and odo since they're not federation. also i LOVE what a good dad he is and his extremely wholesome jokes about that time he and dax fucked twins or whatever.
bashir - i love to laugh at this guy. he is SO good comedically and i don't know why i didn't expect him to be the comedy character but he is. i know he has some deeper stuff later and i CANNOT WAAAAIT to see what else he is gonna have going on with garak, i'm very excited for his future. i feel like once bashir finally gets a serious storyline it's gonna hit me like a fucking truck because of how silly he is the rest of the time...my favorite cringefail loser <3
o'brien - he would have tied with bashir except again he had less stuff to do. i like him so much better in ds9 than tng and he is SOOO longsuffering but i'm still waiting to see why everyone says he suffers more than jesus on the cross. also, i fucking love his little girl. she's so cute i die. i'm never sorry to see this guy on my screen.
dax - love and light to women and people who are only currently women and genderfluid worms everywhere, so far i feel pretty uncompelled by the dax stuff. i mean, i don't dislike her or anything, but she can't hold a candle to some of the characters higher on this list. her hair is So Big that it's weird to look at but i could forgive this if she was less...buttoned up? she's always very :X except when she talks about how cool it is to be a hot woman everyone likes flirting with, which, like, GOOD for her, but i'd like to know who she is beyond that. her personality seems so fluid she doesn't have one - even sisko paints a more vivid picture of curzon dax than we get of jadzia, which is mostly a lot of blah. i absolutely believe they'll make her more interesting later they just haven't caught me yet
quark - i mean. this was inevitable. i DO like him better than i thought i would and whatever he has going on with odo is extremely fucking funny, but on his own he's not as funny as bashir and he's not got as much depth as the rest of the cast, plus there's the whole ferengi issue of them not being written well in general. he's actually such a huge improvement on all other ferengi ever though that i deeply considered giving him the #6 spot, but dax, while uncompelling, DID at least get a backstory episode that was good instead of that episode quark got that made him hold the idiot ball. so.
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Incoherent ramblings below the cut, about whether or not I should write this goddamn DG Dead Dove thing, hoooooooooo.
It's like. UGH. I've had this idea rattling around in my brain for almost a year at this point, and I've only written, like, 1.5k words of the set-up. And then this week's Collision happens and Julia mists Daniel and part of me thinks ''OK, now you have to write the fic!''
But the other part of me thinks ''OK, now you can't write the fic!'' Because I've had the idea for so long that it's incredibly outdated, and what went down on Collision only makes it more so. And I can't update it without completely changing the set-up (acknowledging that Daniel's feuding with the HoB wouldn't gel at all with the story, ditto for Daniel being a babyface now who actually wins matches)
I have sooooo many Ideas for this fic though. I've wanted to write it for so long. It would probably end up being one of the longest fics I've written in a very long time? But I feel like I'd be wasting my time a little? Because it's some real Dead Dove shit, which is naturally gonna alienate some folks (understandably so, no judgement here) and the fact that it's not particularly timely is also likely gonna put off folks who would be interested. Like, people would wanna see the aftermath of Julia misting Daniel on Collision, not this...weird, fucked-up scenario I've concocted that takes place back when he was still in his cringefail loser era.
So...yeah. IDK.
#What is wrong with you Sam you should not be allowed to write#This is what I get for being the slowest writer known to mankind I guess#Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh...
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RWBY
Thank you for the ask! Here we go:
Favorite female character? Ilia Penny Pyrrha Ruby Nora(!!!!) Emerald Weiss and most of all… maria😔she’s so fucking funny i loved her energy v6. Further explanations, Ilia has an adorable design, great voice actor and decent enough representation. Nora’s timeskip design was unmatched and she’s very quotable, plus her personality reminds me of one of my close friends irl. Ruby’s struggles in V9 (until they fucked that up) really hit with me as I’d gone through something very similar, and Penny… Penny just makes me happy. What they did with her makes me angry, but Penny makes me smile. :D
Favorite male character? I got a couple but at the moment it’s tied by Sun and Roman. Sun has fun energy and Roman is himself and iconic. Others are: James is hot and so is the bad bird BF he got by being autistic. Mercury is cool for the 5 seconds of screentime he gets every volume now. Tyrian and Watts got impeccable swag and the 5 hour long make out scene between the two of them was very interesting. Adam is cathartic and fun as hell to write my little meow meow. Jaune is best when he’s just a little loser dork, and Ren is very pretty.
Favorite Volume? Surprise surprise, Volume 3. I fucking love tournament arcs. I. Love. Tournament. Arcs.
Favorite Episode? That whole Apathy Arc in V6!!! Great horror in my opinion. I wish they’d show off more creative Grimm like that again. And as a side note, V6 is just… the best looking volume.
Favorite cast member? If they count, Jeff and Casey!! SUCH good music.
Favorite ship? *cracks knuckles* Freezerburn, Catmeleon, Monochrome, Schne//ekos, Pussy Magnet Purrah, Greek fire, nuts and dolts, Bees Schnees, Khali, Spicecream, Seamonkeys, Emercury, If there’s one between Ilia and Ruby put it here, Ginger Snaps, Arctic Winter, Silver Lotus, *looks at writings on my palm* Snow pines, Ironqrow, James x Oz, Crimsun, Strawbana, Nuts and Volts, and Rosebird. To name a few. Some might not be my favorites, these are just ones I like/like in concept. :)
Character I’d die defending? Sienna fucking Khan. The whole White Fang, honestly. I do think protesting through violence against your oppressors is very swag and real actually. Plus she’s hot.
A character I can’t sympathize with? Uhhhhhh…… SALEM!!!!!!!!!! Cinder too ish but Salem mostly. Like, I feel a TINY bit bad, only because the gods are undeniably awful garbage horrible terrible. She still sucks though.
A character I grew to love? …Adam. I did not give a single shit about his decently attractive redhead ass until that reveal and his death in V6. He has become my blorbo; my skrunkly. My cringefail loser, my girly pop. Engrained within my brain like a silly silly worm. He’s fun to draw. Fun to write. REALLY fun to write. I can put him in so many situations. So many bittersweet, melancholic situations. And in so many outfits.
My Anti-otp? Ive got a couple.
Bumbl//Bee. Not my thing. Could have been, had they not continually tried making “Only disabled main character losing her arm” something “romantic” as well as paralleling said character to her partner’s… um… ex abuser? Hello?
Embe//rald. Fuck Abusive ships.
Taura//donna. Fuck Abusive ships.
Frostbite. This one is actually one of my least favorite ships, as it is essentially a pairing between the ex-racist ex-heiress of a huge company to the in universe minority said company enslaved and branded while he was a child. Plus, again. Fuck. Abusive. Ships.
Ar//kos. Not… my… thing.
Winter and Marrow or Robyn and Marrow. Nope nope nope. No. Thank. You.
Etc etc etc I could go on all day. Thank you for the ask!
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who is more a loser: asougi or klavier
actually impossible (asougi bc im biased) but hey lets do a mini little poll for that
this will not affect the actual brackets
Reasons to vote for Asougi:
He got owned in a debate bc he fucked up the last line
He cornered the other guy and demanded that he tell him how he got so good at public speaking. Guy tells him he practices tongue twisters
Asougi picks a tongue twister and fucking goes all in practicing it for multiple days
Shows the cute guy the tongue twister and when he suceeds he wears a red hachimaki
The tongue twister was a primary school one
He still wears the red hachimaki btw. its his brand now. its been a year. also hes still down bad for the cute dude (cute dude being naruhodou bc why else would you smuggle your friend into a suitcase with you so you are both together)
Reasons to vote for Klavier:
His name is piano in german and though hes a musician i actually cant remember if he even knows how to play piano
He is actually not German. He fakes a German accent and says shit like "Achtung, baby!" in court
He doesnt speak German btw
Added comedic value: his boss speaks fluent german so he definitely knows klavier doesnt speak it at all
Hes also fruity. ("Ive never felt this way about a man before" mf shut up)
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Jodie foster for the ask game
Jodie my beloved blorbo in law <33
First impression - I . did not like him shjsjsksk he was a dick and a cop and also replaced my beloved girl Glenn . I just very much did not like him .
Impression now - what a little guy oh my fuck . someone help him please . the most cringefail divorced loser who needs a hug and someone who will just stay with him PLEASE that man has the worst attachment issues known to all living and dead and has chosen to deal with them by just . not getting attached . he still does he just forces himself not to interact with the people he's already attached to and makes things worse for himself . I love him dearly , I hope someone gives him a fucking hug .
Favorite moment - him giving Nick the fuckign . grenade ? I think ? when they're escaping prison hsjdjdn he's literally so insane why is he like that
Idea for a story - one that me and @taylortheanimerangerteen have talked abt , him and Zhao Dae getting separated and Zhao just taking care of him honestly . like this demon has had to deal with the depressed fuck for a while now , and now that they're separated he can actually help him out . I just think Jodie deserves someone willing to force him to let someone take care of him tbh
Unpopular opinion - uhhhhh idk . ig thinking Jodie's actually a decent human being is unpopular ish ? idk, thanks to my dear friend, Taylor I just think he's more of an actual person than I think lots of the fandom thinks of him .
Favorite relationship - Jodie and Zhao !! the most qpr guys to exist !! they're fuckign head mates !! I could go on for so long abt their relationship , they're just everything to me . and yeah ik lots of the fandom barely even knows who tf Zhao is but fuck you my friend made me think abt them so now I'm forcing that on anyone who decides to read this lmao
Favorite headcanon - Jodie had a rebellious phase in like . high school / college ish and that's when him and Morgan got together , but for Jodie it was actually a phase (unlike Glenn) bcs I think then Morgan getting w Jodie in the first place makes more sense lmao .
#ask games#blaming my friend Taylor for me actually having things to say abt this absolute loser#anyways#dndads#dndads jodie foster#jodie foster dndads
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alr so i found this thing in the closet and i somehow got onto the blog from it so ig ill be typin from here in the living room
also i somehow woke up literally every other monster in the house
What are you even doing up this late ??
yeah, i was in the middle of a really good dream…
And Where’s Sprigg ?!
(The door slams open, revealing the short-ass Sprigg in the doorway with a manic expression on their face.)
oh hey sprigg we were wo
GUYS. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Hey, Language !! There’s An 11 Year Old Right Next To Me .
Toorie ,, I already know tons of words like that ..
What
Don’t ask ..
ey what is it sprigg
you seem a lot more energetic than you usually are
Shut the fuck up, Mondo. Anyways, Mauna’s done decoding the glyphs and look what she wrote!
(Sprigg slams the book on a table in the middle of the room, having everyone except Crysta read it.)
Hey ,, I wanna see !! >00(
(also that’s supposed to be an emoticon representing her face lol)
No Way … G.V. ?! As In , Galvana ?! Oh My Attmoz !!
holy motherfucker
wait, loodvigg and scaratar were together?!
I know, right?! This reveals SO MUCH about the Celestials, even if it’s probably from before Starhenge, uh… I have no fucking idea what happened to it BUT STILL!
… So , Does That Mean We Have To Leave The Island ?
Yeah, probably.
man
Oh ,, come on !! But Toorie-
please stay safe for us.
<00(
(this is a sad face btw)
Heheh , Don’t Worry About Me , Guys !! I Promise To Stay Safe .
(Toorie pulls Ritika and a crying Crysta into a tight sister hug. Crysta hugs the tightest.)
aww
Sorry to interrupt the tender moment between you two, but we have to go now. Pack your stuff. Also, in case we come across more, uh, cryptic shit, we’ll bring Mauna the Kayna.
Where Is Mauna , Anyways ?
I’ll go get her. You two just pack your things.
k then
~~~~~~~~meanwhile, at the castle library~~~~~~~~
(Mauna is busy reading a book with Moperetta laying their head on her lap, smiling at each other.)
MAUNA!
GAH !
?!
Oh , it is just Sprigg . Do you need me for anything ?
Can you come with us on the Spurrit of Adventure? We need a translator for all the cryptic shit.
wh -
Oh , uh, of course !! I’ll gladly come with .
mauna -
(Mauna cups Moperetta’s face with her hands.)
o-oh , your hands are , uh , warm ,,,
Well , I am a Fire monster , hehe . I promise that when we get back , we will have that beautiful date under the Monstralis .
… promise to stay safe for me ?
Promise .
(Sprigg suddenly realizes what Mauna and Moperetta are going to do as their faces inch closer and looks away. the lesbians are doing this btw)
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…You two done yet?
Yes , actually . I promise to see you soon , Mopsies !!
… bye , mauna .
~~~~~~~~meanwhile, outside Ritika and Crysta’s house and right under the Aurora Monstralis~~~~~~~~
It’s Beautiful , Isn’t It ?
yea
I Wonder How The Sky Manages To Do This , Anyways …
idk maybe its magic
Yeah , It’s Just Like Magic !!
(Toorie and Mondo stare up at the sky. Mondo slowly shifts their eyes towards Toorie, smiling like the cringefail loser he is. Toorie notices.)
Hm ?
WHJGVWHVHWVGUSVHV NOTHING
Oh Okay
(Sprigg shows up with Mauna in tow. She has her bags with her, as well as kiss marks from Moperetta all over her face.)
Are you two packed?
uh yea
Mhm !
Good. Anyways, meet Mauna. She’ll translate all the cryptic shit in case none of us understand.
Hi !
Hello !
sup
Anyways, uh, did Toorie say her “tragic goodbyes” to her sisters yet?
Not Exactly “Tragic” , But Yeah ! I Said Goodbye .
Alright, then let’s go.
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anyways I gotta sleep now bsuhsuhbsbugsugbugb-
-Mod Jimmy 🗣️
#msm#my singing monsters#msm au#my singing monsters au#pompom#pompom msm#furcorn#furcorn msm#mammott#mammott msm#tootoo#tootoo msm#sooza#sooza msm#fluoress#fluoress msm#kayna#kayna msm#mondo is a cringefail loser
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How chaotic do you think the villains from smg3s plan to destroy smg4 because he felt like would be when they all hang out
i fucking LOVE this episode to little bits and pieces, so lemme go over how i interpret each character (since they don’t show up like ever i can just lie and make shit up abt them and no one can tell me i’m wrong)
bowser- OBVIOUSLY the dad friend, tho idk if he counts since he does get kicked out of the group towards the end, but generally if he suggests they should do something that isn’t super evil everyone’s usually down for it.
smg3- literally the only one that wants to do super evil shit, acts like he’s in charge so everyone just lets him be in charge, i won’t go into too much detail since he’s literally still around and mostly the reason why everyone still watches the channel. but anyways he’s a pathetic loser, cringefail guy
xboxfan996- such a silly little guy, literally does not care if they succeed in killing smg4, just happy to hang out with people
x- idk why but i headcannon him as russian do not argue with me in this anyways he spends the whole video trying to not posses people since that’s his main form of being evil so he’s just kinda super uncomfortable being out in the open and shit
the visitor/ silent guy- so literally in the original video he’s from (sm64 bloopers: the visitor) hes completely mute for most of the video so i’m just taking that as like, he’s absolutely mute the whole time and no one knows sign language so everyone thinks he’s weird, even though he’s probably one of the smartest people in the group
crazy chinese dude- he’s not very evil so he’s just there to be weird tbh, very confused since he’s technically not a villain, he just yelled at smg4 once for showing up at his house
john geyham- smug shithead i love him, greasy game show host. is constantly beefing with smg3 since he feels like he ripped off his color palette and that he should be in charge
robot clone- so like after he blew up, i realized that his graphic was hall 9000’s little red eye thingy, and that hall 9000 appears in another video as a villain, and hall 9000 shows up in the crystal when smg3 uses it to bring all the villains back, but he’s not in this video? so personal head cannon, i think robot clone and hall 9000 ended up in the same scrap heap and sort of reached a symbiosis that hall can hang out in robot clone’s brain, and robot clone has the processing power now to still function
bot- weird gay nerd, thinks he’s smarter and way cooler than everyone else, he is pretty smart since most of these people are pretty dumb but he’s still mostly like a weird middle schooler
crazy toilet dude- pretty amicable when you’re not mean to his toilets, he’s just some dude who likes toilets and is participating because he thinks everyone there is a loser who needs guidance
tђє ๓๏ภรtєг/pepsi- literally he couldn’t fit in most the places to be evil, so i’m assuming he just left and blew up some toads during the video or some shit, maybe terrorized glowshire or the whoop whoop kingdom
anyways they all live in bloopersville in a big house and commit evil atrocities (inconveniencing the community and being loud in public places)
#smg4#smg3#silent guy#bowser#xboxfan996#x#the visitor#crazy chinese dude#john geyham#robot clone#hall 9000#bot#crazy toilet dude#tђє ๓๏ภรtєг#the monster#good god newt shut the fuck up#smg3’s plan to destroy smg4 cause he felt like it
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long ass blurryface characterization post thing
okay so this isnt gonna be very organized uhhh yea very ramble-y and a bit headcanon-y too
blurry’s weird. let’s just get that out of the way, he’s such a strange entity. despite having years, maybe decades, to learn and understand how to operate a human body, he still acts like its a cømpletely new experience, and maybe it is. he walks strangely, almost robotically, like he isn’t used to having legs. he makes a lot of weird hand motions, shakes his limbs around too. he’ll mess with his/tyler’s voice to make sure you know its him. lately, he’s started to lean more into just not moving much. he stays still, maybe thats just because of the limited space up on that platform. but he makes it clear when he’s in control. he wants you to know he’s there.
he operates on fear and threats. he likes to threaten people, but never goes through with them. the typing in all caps ties into this, the caps letters and strange spacing is a conscious decision to appear more threatening. it wørked, but lost the effect over time i imagine as people got used to it, and in turn became less afraid of blurry, therefore making him weaker. of cøurse we still freak the fuck out whenever hes active but not scared. more excitement than fear.
what i find very interesting is the evidence there is that supports the idea that blurry is capable of physically manifesting himself SEPARATELY from tyler for what i imagine to be a very brief period øf time. there were multiple photos from his twitter account that displayed this, two with just tyler and one with both tyler and josh. this is especially interesting because this is not within dema or trench, this is in our world and our reality. he has this ability HERE. the limitations øf this ability are unknown, but i can imagine they aren’t that strong, otherwise he’d prøbably use it more and not just to take photos when nobody’s looking and write his name on an index card and leave it there for a minute.
he cøuld also just be able to possess objects, like he seemingly døes with the beanie.
back to more personality stuff, blurry is very unpredictable. he canonically goes øn twitter rants and then rage-deletes them. he’s very angry all the time, he’s rarely calm and constantly wanting to be known, and to be feared. he wants peøple tø knøw whø he is and that he cares what yøu think. he’s insecure, which is fitting før the personification øf insecurities. if that’s true, then damn this entity has sø many issues. my god get this thing some therapy, although he wøuld prøbably be vehemently against it and argue nonstop until yøu just gave up.
he’s also absølutely a complete and total løser. like the møst cringefail pathetic løser ever. wettest cat youve ever seen. like hes all edgy and shit and for what? its all a mask. he hides behind anger sø peøple will be scared øf him and not try to delve deeper intø what makes blurry blurryface (clearly it didnt wørk cause this fucker controls my every thought). hes also just an absolute moron sometimes. like he cant drive (see hds mv), writes the ø backwards, i bet this løser tries so hard to write well then just passes out because its so much energy to do that, and like he has god awful hand-eye coordination and fine motor skills.
i mean cmon blurry, buddy, this isn’t legible in the slightest. this is literally scribbles. i know you can do better.
tldr; blurry is extremely aggressive, erratic, unpredictable, and an absolute loser who cant write and doesnt know how gravity works (see fairly local mv)
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okay now for just pure personal headcanons because its my post i can do what i want
blurry is extremely competitive and stubborn, like to the point where he will stand by sømething even if it ends up hurting him. like he sees the phrase “i will die on this hill” and takes it literally.
he’s terrible at following directions and gets lost easily, like blurrys the type of entity to get lost in a straight hallway.
blurry is scared to death of the clique and of being known, but feels an innate need/desire TO be known. he’s just really scared of people. he also just doesn’t like people.
hes a weak little bitch physically speaking.
blurry has issues with object permanence
he’s not entirely evil he just acts like it to keep peøple away and to keep up the whole “ooooo im big and scary” facade
blurry gets really frustrated if he can’t do sømething right the first time and instead øf asking før help he is far møre likely tø either get angry abøut it ør give up ør both
i keep løøking through discord messages to find stuff and half of it is just “blurry’s kinda stupid and døesn’t understand how a lot of things work” and yknow what yeah
#can you tell i like blurryface#this creature controls my every thought#and i enjoy that#blurryface#blurry thoughts#blurryface.txt
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