#he's so strange i adore him | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

greeenchrysanthemums · 3 months

Text

Grian's bewitchment to the sea intrigues me.

#grian #hermitcraft #he's so strange #I adore him

661 notes · View notes

comfortless · 4 months

Note

hi, sweetie!! could i maybe get just a crumb more of your dungeoneer!König and his little knight gf 💖🥹 💕

of course, of course! anything for you, marmy!

dungeoneer! König x fem! reader

content/warnings: 18+. minors do not interact. suggestive, sexism, exhibitionism, masturbation

Slaying the wyrm should have been the end of it, at least that’s what she believes.

With the golden eye in tow, they leave the dungeon side-by-side, dirtied with god only knows what, her formerly pristine armor plates now sullied with blood and scratches born from the claws of the beast. She looks the part of a proper knight, and though he’s utterly adamant that a lady could never be one— König finds himself rolling in equal parts devotion and shame. He’s always pictured his future wife to be some tame lady who isn’t inclined to wield a blade. Not this. He’s ridiculous enough to tell her so, too, and only flashes her a grin at the dirty looks she shoots back in response.

Of course, she has no intention of making good on her teasing below the earth’s surface. It was just to invigorate him for that gruesome battle, honest! When he offers her his name, kneeling before her with his hands wrapped over her thighs like a begging dog, she only finds herself further disgusted by him. König, he says with pride in his voice, an undeniably blasphemous thing to call oneself when he’s not a king at all! A proper, devoted knight should have sheared his head from his shoulders right then, instead she just gives him her name in turn, maybe even bats her eyelashes at this giant fool before reaching for his forearms to right him.

König is shameless when he speaks, prattling endlessly of his aspirations: how he longs to share his home, his bed, even his claim to future children… all with her. She’s never had a man speak to her like this, stare at her like this. In fact, she finds it fascinating how he hasn’t tripped once on their venture back to the gilded castle when the entirety of his focus has been on her.

While she ogles the royal guard standing at the side of the old king, perched on his thrown of rhubarb velvet and shimmering gold, König only has eyes for her. She presents the eye in its mucky satchel, uncrushed and still dewy despite the length of their journey, tells him that it’s not gold that she desires but a place at his knights’ table. König had been kind enough to warn her of the reception beforehand, but even a burst of fire from the maw of a dragon would have felt more pleasant than the pitying glances and the weight of gold coins thrust into her palms before she and her brutish companion were ordered to leave.

Horrible thing that he is— König is almost smug when they cross the rampart, expecting her to sully her face with tears as any lady would. He could play the hero then, whisk her away to a world where she can play the part of a knight fighting rats away from their kitchen and kneeling before his cock instead of some withering old king. He had good intentions, really! He wants to take care of her!

She doesn’t cry, only begrudgingly splits the bounty with him across the table of the tavern they’ve wandered off to. Tells him that she can still live out her dreams in the very same way that he does— taking jobs for the king by wandering through desolate labyrinths crowded with monsters for payment, and that she would still feel very righteous doing it. He’s terribly hard as he watches her down her ale so smoothly, drinking with more vigor than any man, even him.

“You are the most amazing thing,” he grunts, openly gawking at her as he shifts in his seat. Ordinarily, he would have more sense than to whip his cock out in the midst of a crowded tavern, but it’s the late hour and she’s still got the blood of the wyrm cresting her cheek and a look in her eyes that makes his heart feel like a roaring hearth. When the ties of his trousers are undone, his own mug of ale in one hand and his cock fisted in the other he doesn’t even care for the blushing, giggling little tavern maidens— just the woman seated across from him staring daggers into his very soul.

“And you are obscene,” she says haughtily, even as the corner of her lip curls into a smirk. He feels as though Lady Luck has made it her personal goal to give him everything he’s ever hoped for now. Even boisterously sings along with the bard crowding the corner after he’s smeared his seed into his palm. This little knight-hopeful is everything to him already, even with her insults and teasing. He offers her a dance, too, clumsy and drunken as they slur over their words and press close to tell one another stories from their respective travels.

When they’re bathing in the stream just beyond the town, her armor finally shed and her bare flesh lit aglow under the milky gaze of the moon, she finally suggests that, perhaps, they should try traveling together. They’ll split any coin they receive in payment, and it’s safer to have a proper group rather than go at it alone. The words barely register to König at all, too enraptured by her nudity to make any sort of protest. How those steel scales were covering what’s laid bare before him is entirely beyond his imagination. He wants to sink himself into her entirely— his nails, his teeth, his manhood and his heart all buried inside of his companion.

Only, she doesn’t let him, only withdraws from the cool water to cloak herself with a demure smile. He would do anything for her, he believes it wholeheartedly when he follows her to the bank, damp hands grabbing at her breasts tucked beneath the green cloak thrown over her shoulders. König isn’t stupid, drunken but still mindful enough to that know she’s strumming him like a lute. He simply would be happy with what he could get, grins like a demon feasting from the holy when she parts the cloth for him to see her tits while he toys with her, the soft flesh pliant beneath his calloused fingertips. She even moans for him a few times, a pretty desperate sound before she escapes his grip with a giggle and heads back toward the inn.

He stares in disbelief when he finds that they’re not sharing a room as per her request, distributing only enough for her own bed to the innkeeper prior to hastily making her way up the creaking stairs.

The low whines he hears through the thin wood between their rooms paints a picture so vivid for him. He comes undone at her soft, needy song, pretends his hand is the holy space between her legs. His own groaning joins her whispers of lust, her muffled laughs fill the night air when his breath grows ragged as his seed spills out over his abdomen.

There isn’t a doubt in his mind that he will have her in time, it’s fated.

these two are like this to me:

Frank Dicksee. roaring devotion in his eyes while she is very much above him and in control (‘:< heheh very, very them!!

#könig x reader #könig x you #konig x reader #konig x you #dungeoneer!König #can’t catch a break with his lady knight… poor thing #he’s so smitten and strange i adore him…

195 notes · View notes

epickiya722 · 4 months

Text

Sukuna @ Yuji: "You're boring."

Sukuna, honey, if you're going to be a hater... at least, be right about it.

#i don't know about the rest of you...#but out of all the characters...#yuji is the one I want to study under a microscope #he is so strange but i adore him for it #just kiya's thoughts #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #itadori yuji #itadori yuuji #yuji itadori #yuuji itadori #sukuna #sukuna ryomen #ryomen sukuna #ryoumen sukuna #sukuna ryoumen

44 notes · View notes

heuhuewaves · 5 months

Text

finally writing nathan prescott smut. cant wait to write about this asshole going feral

#life is strange #nathan prescott #nathan prescott x reader #nathan prescott smut #i love him #hes a psychopath so what #i still adore him

41 notes · View notes

illiana-mystery · 1 year

Text

Anyone remember Strange Magic?

Well, for those who don't or have never seen it, it's a jukebox musical fantasy movie from 2015 that was produced by Lucasfilm.

Previously, I mentioned Alfred's opening narration which you can listen to here.

But did you know he also played the Fairy King, who is the father to the two main characters?

#i wish he had a name #i'm sure i could come up with something though #if i was to give him the fic treatment #where his storyline would kinda be like hotel transylvania 3 #but until then #the moniker fairy king will suffice #his dialogue is a bit cringe #and very outdated #but i still like this character #especially the design #i'm so glad they gave him chubb #and they made him an adorable old man #so that was a plus #fairy king #strange magic #animated alfredo #video edits #alfred molina #videos

202 notes · View notes

vibrantboredom · 8 months

Text

I'm relistening to I am in Eskew at the same time as the Silt Verses come out and it's so fun seeing ideas introduced in Eskew resurface in TSV, like I just finished ep. 24 and the way the History Society works is so much like our new scary war saint!!! Obsessed

#i love you authors with frightening ideas coming at them from multiple angles #eskew productions you have my whole heart #both shows are obviously very different from each other but i absolutely love the wet gross meatiness of the horror in both #they're also both quite lonely shows imo #different types of lonely- David (saddest wettest little meow meow ever) is alone in a way Carpenter isn't #but Carpenter is so phenomenally lonely in a way that only seems to ho away when she is by herself #Falkner and Riyo are also pretty lonely people but to me it doesn't run as harsh as David and Carpenter #all this to say I adore these strange worlds and their stranger people and the gorgeous prose they're written in #another David/Carpenter parallel- being so deeply loved by a thing that loves wrongly #I'm trying to remember something i heard in a Jacob Geller video about the way houses love their people but they were not designed to love #and so they are haunted instead #anyway that's Eskew and the Trawllerman #also obsessed with the way Faulkner is fratricidally desperate for the Trawllerman to love him as well #and the way Riyo dismisses Eskew out of hand like she simply does not care for the City bc even though David hates Eskew #he cannot help it- he needs to be a part of Eskew he cannot let it go until the end #I'm insane. anyway #i am in eskew #the silt verses #tsv #i don't think there's an acronym for eskew

46 notes · View notes

mrhyde-mrseek · 1 year

Text

Tell me your favorite gothic lit characters and then tell me what Monster High characters were/are your favorite because I feel like there’s a correlation there

126 notes · View notes

sysig · 7 days

Photo

Looking his very best, as much as he can anyhow (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #The Captain #The theme of this set is ZEX's hair! So I guess Max's hair really lol #But double really it's ZEX's hair because Max would never let this happen to his hair lol poor abused hair haha #Cute floofy ZEX is cute and floofy <3 #He can't control the hair - no hair bones here unfortunately lol - but at least there's something around his head eh?#Max with a buzz cut! Ah!!! The problem is I love him no matter what so I think he looks cute literally anyhow haha #S'cold! As if ZEX wasn't already sensitive haha - he gets a buzz cut and is just ''?????'' the whole time #And then someone pets his hair and it upgrades to ''?!?!?!?!?!'' haha #Weird to not have anything in his peripherals too :0 Always /some/thing to the sides of his head!#I think he looks quite silly in the third one lol - I would say I drew his hair too short but it's actually more accurate isn't it #Max's hair is like chin/shoulder-length! I just can't help myself haha long flowing hair is so fun and pretty <3 #No he's beautiful however I stand by it #ZEX with slightly damp but not actually clean hair haha of course it feels strange! Not just water in there!#Actually drawing his green ends for a change haha ♪ And the grey in his hair! ;; ZEEEX weh #You can just barely see I tried to use one of my skin-tone pencils from the Crayola set but it doesn't scan the best :P #Or apply the best honestly lol they're quite hard pencils - I'm used to a softer formula like the yellow and green there! Very soft and nice #Yaaay Captain hehe <3 This is what you get for trusting someone untrustworthy ZEX lol #Okay but the way I reacted to reading there was Yarn tied in his hair I had a Normal reaction and I'm Fine about it lol #I made it red for Funsies and no other reason lol - really it's just the pen I (still) always have on hand haha #There's some in my blue as well! Just not as obviously lol - no wait that's one of his colours too just ignore that <3 #ZEX is adorable ♪ The alien not understanding human traditions and culture trope is so lovely on him #And honestly the Captain is a very good sport hehe <3 He takes a lot in stride! Good for him

8 notes · View notes

wield-the-mighty-pen · 10 months

Text

Stuck between wanting season 6 to feature Adrien and Marinette addressing their unresolved feelings for their superhero partners and wanting season 6 Adrinette to have the strongest and most secure relationship that nothing can shake or alter...

#now that theyre finally together i just want them to be happy and an adorably obnoxious couple #but im also a lovesquare stan and i miss seeing the other three sides #so while i want safe and sound lovey-dovey adrinette #another part of me is wishing for adrien to be confused as to why hes blushing over ladybug saving him #or for marinette to stammer in front of chat noir after he winks at her #or for ladynoir to feel strange butterflies after a 'pound it'#like why cant i just have everything #i waited so long for adrinette and am thrilled theyre together #but a part of me misses the pining and the identity shenanigans #i dont want adrinette to break up #i dont want the other sides to be ignored #i want a secret third thing #ml lovesquare #miraculous ladybug #mlb #miraculous #ml #ml spoilers #ml season 6 #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #chat noir #ladybug #adrinette #ladynoir #ladrien #marichat #ml leak free #miraculeakless

30 notes · View notes

hypocrisy-incarnate · 3 months

Text

kevin. my gory darling. my blood soaked love.

why are we renaming the desert otherworld desert bluffs

#GIRL ARE YOU—#i don’t know what’s wrong with him. love that little freak (affectionate).#kevin wtnv #welcome to night vale #he’s so strange and i adore him very very much #wtnv ep 70A #🌫️

12 notes · View notes

jrueships · 7 months

Text

looooool lololololol

#sorry im pondering over the thought of diggs/allen afters*x sorry #they have very much opposite actions after doing it #josh loves his naps and his cuddles so he will want to call it an early night night after one handjobbie even #unless hes angry or frustrated. then diggs is gonna be on for a long. aching haul #but stef could go literally 700 rounds in the same night and still try to get up and wobble around the house doing whatever #his strange mind is set to #even with *** still dripping out his ***#obvs hes gonna clean it soon or just lick some of it off like hes a dirty h*e but hes not a dirty h*e u know #but when u have to make sure the singleperson chair is tilted just enough to capture ur good angle when u lay down like a cat in it #u have to make sure t(im not rewriting all that. i forgor)#u know!!#and ok maybe some of the wandering stems from diggs hating to display uncontrollable neediness/beauty in front of the people he cares about #MAYBE HE GETS A LITTLE EMBARRASSED ABT THE WAY HIS THIGHS TREMBLE AND THE MUSCLE JIGGLES THEN TENSES FROM CONSTANT CHANGE #MAYBE HE HATES THAT HE LOVES HOW HE HATES THE WAY HE LOVES WHEN ALLEN'S STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES ARE OVERTAKEN BY BLACK #FROM HIS PUPILS BLOWING AND HIS LIPS PARTING IN NOTHING BUT ADORATION AND ADMIRATION OVER HIS WR #and the bliss he's been put in OKAY MAYBE ! MAYBE !!#AND MAYBE BY GETTING AWAY FOR A BIT LIKE AN APATHETIC BLACK CAT SLINKING AWAY INTO THE NIGHT HELPS #KEEP STEF FROM COMPLIMENTING JOSH OVERANDOVERANDOVERAND- AGAIN. BCS HES JUST SO. UGHH. AND HE GETS SO. uGh #when stef compliments him and stef LOVES complimenting him bcs stef LOVES speaking the truth and what he says IS the truth #and josh LOVES hearing it and . UGHHH it's so MUSHY it's GROSS!!!!!!!@! grosser than the *** still in his ***#... even grosser than the fact that stef will sometimes hold off on cleaning up while walking away bcs he knows josh #as tired as he is.. will make the bed heave a great strain of spring and coils from the owner's devoted departure #following stef with blankets towels some freshly brewed tea and wrapping him into a big hug #as he breaks the singleperson couch from trying to cuddle like a giant dog that doesnt know it's a giant dog #MAYBE THEYRE GROSS AND SICK AND STUPID AND DOMESTIC OR WHATEVER! AND MAYBE DIGGS HATESLOVESHATESLOVESLOVES IT???#THATS THEIR BUSINESS !! AND IM UP PONDERIN IT 🗣‼️‼️ SORRY #ted sus #diggs/allen #ted redacted #it's late so ihope noone sees this LOL it's embarrassingfr 😭😭 IHATELOVE

9 notes · View notes

thejestersmelody · 8 months

Text

~ Christopher Drawlight ~ There were many little feminine touches about him that he had contrived for himself, but his eyes and eyelashes were the only ones which nature had given him. -jonathan strange and mr norrell

#Christopher Drawlight #jonathan strange and mr norrell #Drawlight #A man of style #exquisite character #Book #I love him #squealing and saying “Awww” the whole time I made this gif set #hes so adorable #Vincent Franklin #susanna clarke #Jesters Deck Of Cards

10 notes · View notes

volivolition · 2 months

Text

sketched out a h/e coord and composure design and i like both of them :3

#ough guys who. pretend they dont feel emotions but THEY DO THEY VERY MUCH DO. i love this composure she's fucking adorable #OUGH SHES SO CUTE HAHA!! he pretends to be so normal but ough <3 i'll show him off eventually. she's so silly #h/e is good too but i dont know what to do for his legs. i was thinking like... those leg stands sniper rifles sit on? but it looks strange #h/e and savvy are best friends i must say. guys with so many arms #i've gotta get some colors on them both before posting them #chemi chats

3 notes · View notes

woundedheartwithin · 11 months

Text

…what does this MEAN

#I don’t know even a little Japanese #so I don’t know if this is just a bizarro translation or he’s just being weird #which wouldn’t be surprising he just says shit #another odd but not unwelcome hand pic #he’s a strange man and I adore him

8 notes · View notes

madfoxx · 2 years

Text

pov: you´re the second member of a reputable detective trio and your colleague (responsible for research and archiving) has just entered the room in his undecover outfit for the newest case so you turn into a braindead moron while your other colleague watches on in confusion.

#guess who´s been listening to her old audio plays again #yep its me. seems like i´ve returned to my roots #look these stories hold such a special place in my heart even though they can be pretty stupid and cringeworthy at times #but i´ve had these guys in my head since i was a kid so now i decided to try and get them on paper #its strange because in my head i know exactly how they´re supposed to look but its incredibly hard to translate into actual drawings #still not 100% satisfied but i thinks i´ll try to do a couple of these in different art styles to practice (& to get it out of my system)#and sorry but who doesnt ship peter and bob #i think they were the first ship i ever had actuall because i remember thinking they were like a couple when i was a child #they´re just so fucking stupid but also they´re perfect and i adore them #what a bunch of morons can you believe it #and justus obviously is a genius but these two could be making out in front of him and he would still be totally oblivious #die drei fragezeichen #???#die dr3i #justus jonas #peter shaw #bob andrews

61 notes · View notes

n9ph · 8 months

Text

debated posting this to my other blog cause i am a little embarrassed to publically talk about how i have an insane intrest in anything beginners bible related due to mandela but at some point i will definitely make a larger post relating to intresting things i have found

#remembered the toon/b/riel figure existed and decided to search around to see if any of the sets its from was cheaper and ended up going #down yet ANOTHER rabbit hole #SO MUCH STUFF #ITS SO EXCITING HEHE #also!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i didnt get to post it cause i havent had the time but i found the nativity episode in german !!#if anyone is super intrested to hear toonies voice in it its actually on the offical channel #his voice is sooo adorable in it weirdly similar to how i hear him in my head in terms of tone and pitch? idk it is kinda strange i have a #seperate voiceclaim for him even though he has 2 voice actors ?? i like the voice from nativity more though!#but in terms of the stuff i found there is a LOT of merchandise spread about some things on the top of my head is ceramic figurines #ornaments. (different kinds but there is a toonie ornament!!! its just the same cast as the figure from the playset however)#theres littol plastic toys but they are noahs ark related unless there were ones i havent found yet #also like?? action figures kinda??????#LIKE WHY THEY MAKE SO MUCH STUFF DFIJKSDF #its all from the 90s to be fair #ALSO THERE WAS A CLUB THAT YOU COULD SIGN UP FOR AND GET STUFF FROM I WANNA KNOW WHAT IT WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ok im so sorry i am cursed and i completely get that its weird to be fixated on beginners biblew but it makes me so giddy in a way i cant #explain it also i just love toonbri/el so jfgghfgdj

3 notes · View notes