just realized we’ve got less than two weeks till malevolent s5 drops. MY SON IS RETURNING FROM WAR. I’VE MISSED MY BOY SO MUCH.

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was talking with my friend about bodies of people and he said 'are bones really still that person or are they just objects we attach memory to' and then he said 'is the discarded shell of a hermit crab still that hermit crab now that the soul has left it behind' and then he said 'bones aren't you they're just your discarded stilts' and then he said 'a dead body is just a puppet with its strings cut' and then he said 'hey do you think your mom could give me a ride home pops (his butch lesbian mother) just sent me a message saying that she has to pick up my brother from soccer practice'.

GUYS😭😭😭

straight goated

queer coded

his gun's loaded

oops

head exploded :(

straight goated

queer coded

his gun's loaded

oops

head exploded :(

from what i’ve gathered, in their own respective podcasts, jonathan sims is pathetic (affectionate) and mike walters is pathetic (derogatory)

the real question is how is arthur going to get around anywhere in the 1200s??? there’s no taxi service.

the real question is how is arthur going to get around anywhere in the 1200s??? there’s no taxi service.

THESE TAGS. OHHHH MY GOD. YEAH. OMG.

haven’t seen anyone talk about kayne’s fucking ‘dark arthur’ joke. like babe what do you mean he loses half his arm and kills a lot of people LET ME SEE??? HELLO???

i can’t even go to my bookmarked malevolent fics for comfort bc theyre all jarthur themed and i’m feeling too betrayed rn

haven’t seen anyone talk about kayne’s fucking ‘dark arthur’ joke. like babe what do you mean he loses half his arm and kills a lot of people LET ME SEE??? HELLO???

watch arthur get the plague this season🫡

watch arthur get the plague this season🫡

JOHN REALLY THOUGHT KAYNE WAS GOING TO MAKE ARTHUR FORGET HIM??? JOHN HE LIVES FOR THE DRAMA COME ON

people will really just sit around and try to win the 'think of the most depressed, traumatized, self destructive, threadbare washcloth of a man' challenge. and then decide to write a podcast about him.

worst part of julius stabby day is that it’s also my fathers birthday. i’m celebrating this wonderfully joyous day with my family. i hop on tumblr. does anyone care? no! you’re all too busy stabbing some guy.

why’s nobody mentioning the fact that colin most definitely snuck back into the OIAR in order to keep fighting with those damn computers😭

‘if lena asks i was never here’ king i think a fourth therapist is in order🫡