Based off this post:

Reg: *evil grin* I found it

Remus: yeah?

Reg: *maniacal laugh* I found the fucker's little tiara

Remus: Merlin, you're worse than your brother

Reg: mmm, well he's in Azkaban for 13 murders now so I don't think you can say that one anymore

Remus: right :/

Reg: :)

Idea I don’t wanna write but has been eating my brain for days:

Contrary to popular belief, Danny cannot get along with every spirit he meets, even after a round or two of fighting. Sometimes a spirit is too old, too physically far gone, too corrupted to see sense. Spirits like these are sick. They hoard curses like it’s gold and haven’t seen the green sky of the Zone in centuries. These spirits become the worst kind of ghosts; ones that are barely hanging onto their sanity by a thread and who actively seek to harm the living.

These are also the spirits that won’t respond to the King, no matter who it is. As such, it is the King’s duty to hunt down these spirits and either get them help by returning them to the Zone, or exterminate them.

Well, Danny is now the King. And the next ghost on his list is the Spirit of Gotham City.

So the thing that gets me about Starlo — the thing that really gets me — is how much this guy hates himself.

It's not something you notice the first time you're playing, because he's so confident and enthusiastic. He'd almost be cool if he wasn't such a dork. But after replaying the game with the context of where he came from, — and I'll admit, after reading some very interesting, in-depth fanfics and analysis about him, I'll try to link them if I find them again — his character becomes a bit... blurred. How much of this is Starlo, and how much of it is North Star?

Because- because the whole point of his sheriff persona is that he gets to be someone else, isn't it? When he's out there rootin' and tootin', acting out his hero fantasies and trying to imitate the characters from the westerns he admires, he becomes someone much cooler than himself. North Star is everything Starlo wishes he was: the fearless leader, the cunning cowboy, the confident sheriff who saves lives and wrangles bandits and hangs out with humans. Not just some nobody farmer who could disappear in the corn field without anyone noticing, not the son who wastes his time on daydreams.

He craves praise so deeply. That's the big difference between Star and Papyrus, I think, because Papyrus is just so unapologetically himself, while Star... he starts spending more and more time with this mask of greatness he made himself. Because people like North Star. Not Starlo.

North Star is a real sheriff. Not Starlo.

North Star is the one who brings help and hope and fun to monsters. Not Starlo.

North Star is the one worthy of being appreciated. Not Starlo.

And like... he wants to be liked so badly. So much effort is put into making sure North Star is good enough that Starlo tends to assume people hate him. He assumes his parents hate his life choices (they don't; they're proud of him and know he cares), he assumes Clover will laugh at him when he shows his face to them (they don't; despite everything, it's still him), he assumes the reason he fell out with his friends is because he wasn't a good enough sheriff (he knows damn well it wasn't actually Clover's fault, he's not THAT stupid. But he's still desperately grasping at the last pieces of his shattered persona, so if he just works harder, if he does what a real sheriff does and captures this human, then everything will be alright, won't it?)

I really wish we could have gotten more insight on Starlo's relationships and personality before the whole Wild East thing consumed him. Ceroba and the Feisty Five say they miss the old Starlo, but we never really get to know who the old Starlo was. And I don't think he knows either.

Wake the hell up, Star. People started liking you before you were North Star. Go eat some corn and calm down.

Point is, the impostor syndrome goes hard and that's such a mood. He was supposed to be the cool and silly cowboy guy, what the fuck–

Not to cringepost about problematic old man yaoi, but upon my rewatch of The Gang Inflates.... errrr I'm gonna cringepost about problematic old man yaoi, sorry:(

Dennis, after finding out that Charlie has been hiding a secret room in his apartment, goes "So you truly have no reason to be sleeping with Frank???" before, immediatley (like SO immediatley), throwing out all of his furniture for literally no reason to share an inflatable couch-bed with his roomate while he experiences anaphylaxis.  What is WRONG with you.  When will you be NORMAL.

How, in that man's mind, does it make sense to ridicule Charlie for his behavior, while at the same time consciously and willingly choosing to do something EQUALLY if not MORE unnecessary in order to share a bed with his short-distance high-commitment long-term homosexual roomate.  Truly words cannot express how unecessary throwing out their furniture was.  Not to mention the fact they clearly had more inflatable furniture they could have blown up in order to sleep separatley.  It was a choice and a decision and on purpose. because he felt like it?? he wants to?? for fun???

Buddy don't throw stones from your glass closet.  YOU are the problem

i am gollum’s number one apologist. he may be a psychotic little freak but he is MY psychotic little freak.

Honestly the only cats that SHOULD live longer than normal are ex-kittypets, like Millie, Firestar is he was a background character, Some Skyclanners, ect. I'm hoping to see a 20+ year old Skyclan elder ex kittypet in cannon, tbh. Especially in England with vax they don't have to worry about rabies, and once they retire they're pretty safe from wounds. Idk I just think it'd be interesting for the clans to wonder why ex-kittypets seemingly live longer after retirement.

I do have some cats that are straight-up ancient already, but it's noted that they are big-bang-level old

Tallstar (19)

Mistystar (18)

Mosspelt (Still alive at 19)

One-eye (20)

Ratscar apparently (17-ish)

Note that two of these super-seniors were leaders.

It would definitely be cool for SkyClan cats to live a ridiculously long time though, that's a neat quirk. Leafstar is also probably getting up there in age (she was 5-ish during Firestar's Quietus), so that shouldn't be too hard for SkyClan's life expectancy to be 17 or 18 while Forest Four expectancy is 16.

This is nothing next to Stonetellers by the way, their lives last well into their 20s thanks to their leader power.

i really thought michael sheen couldnt play a character more unhinged than a narcissistic psychopath whos killed 23 people but. suddenly roland blum waltzes on screen high as balls and yelling at the person beneath his vanity to not use their teeth i am CLUTCHING MY PEARLS

S11 amiright

https://x.com/jenny_graphic/status/1747193589300384096?s=20

?????????? whore. tf goin on in the chaser offices

youre kidding me........youre actually joking

what if i diedd foreverr what if this killde me WHAT THEN

suzuki tochirou

People interpreting Aizawa being ‘clueless’ if he does something people think is ‘hot’.

Aizawa isn’t clueless.

Aizawa just doesn’t give a fuck.

While I’m on the Zenos train for thoughts…

My man, I know my WoLs track record is people in positions of power….

But your bored, unhinged, dump-truck-assed, smokey-eyed sad excuse of a KVD of a model is NOT IT.

Take your pain and blood kink somewhere else.

went down a rabbit hole reading about age of majority & other age related restrictions in various countries BUT specifically bc i was trying to figure out how old aki from chainsaw man is.

iirc in a flashback himeno says something about not wanting him to start a smoking habit bc he’s underage/a minor. depending on whether she meant he was under the age of majority or the legal smoking age and taking into consideration he’s 3 years denji’s senior at public safety, he’s like 20-22 AT OLDEST.

listen good for it’s success ig but if i have to see any more heartstopper comic related content today I’m going to crawl into a hole

this is for. a fic that will most likely never be written but i just love the idea of. character who is usually closed off no vulnerable emotions ever bejng soooo worried that the shell breaks

just the. something terrible happens and they run over and hold your face in their hands and wont let you go like what did she do to you are you okay come on lets go home