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you and bakugou have both been in this weird dating drought where nothing has gone right for a long time, so you jokingly say to him that the two of you should just get married, and he's all—
shoulder shrug. without looking up at you. "okay."
and you laugh it off, until you realize he's not laughing, and when you stare at him, he's just frowning at you. "wait...are you being serious?"
his whole face turns red and he says, "of course not, dip shit," and turns away and you're left standing there wondering why the idea makes your heart swell and your hands sweat and your face flush.
#this has been said time and time again but. it's so cute akfbruwiakql#he's like 😒 okay. when. 😒#LOL#no questions asked#and then you're like WAIT. WHY DO I LIKE THIS IDEA ACTUALLY.#WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.#✿ willow writes#✿ thoughts: bakugou
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Literally someone put me out of my misery what the FUCK
#pattering on the roof#shaking him like a RAGDOLL#WRINGING HIS NECK WHAT THE HELL#I just. I just. imagine ppl noticing that he does this when talking to u more frequently……… I would strangle him#icy ass glare bc he’s trying to wheedle u back into bed in the morning w a pout and baby talk 😒#char.🌧 jing yuan#JNDKCNSKF HES SO ANNOYING LITTLE BROTHER CODED MAN……….#HOW MUCH DO U THINK HE DID THIS W THE QUINTET LMFAOOOOO#okay sorry I’m done spamming yall abt him I swear 🤐
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the fact that martin is like "teehee im so nice and i want everyone to be happy and safe :)" until anyone even LOOKS in jon's direction is so funny to me
(image 1): "let's gouge our eyes out and run away together"
(image 2): "it was the most romantic thing i've ever heard" "martin i think smth's wrong with us"
(image 3): "i think the boss has something going on w/ that police woman~" (gripped w/ jealousy)
#top ten jealous bitch moments#its everything to me#i screamed when jon told him that oliver brought him back to LIFE and martin was like 😒 wow other men are reanimating you? okay... 🙄#like girlie he was DEAD!!!!!#nothing stops the will of a petty bastard and i respect it <3 me too martin#my art#doodle#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#timothy stoker#jonmartin#i bought a tablet earlier!! so no drawings yet bc i still need a laptop but we're inching closer#*a drawing tablet#v excited tho i cant wait to have my own tablet with a screen :D
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god they really did do Justice kinda dirty in da2, huh
#antares speaks#no listen!! hear me out#i LOVE the character choice to have him join with Anders i think it’s perfect#i just wish they’d let him be his own character still more than just like… Anders’ understudy :/#he’s so interesting and tbh i wish you heard him and Anders speak to each other out loud!!!!#but of course they weren’t going to do that 😒😒#can’t be seen to be showing humanity to ppl who talk to themselves or… idk how to talk about this right bc i don’t know very much about it#so forgive me if my language is clumsy!!#but like some people have more than one personality or ‘voice’ i guess in their heads and that’s totally cool and we COULD let it be normal#just give me Anders AND Justice as distinct(ish) entities even even they get confused about who’s who!!#let me interact more w Justice!!! he’s in there even when Anders is being Normal:tm: and he could have been his own character still!!!!#give me back my friend okay :c#anders dragon age#justice dragon age#dragon age 2#dragon age awakening#i’m playing awakening again and i’m having SOOOO many anders + justice feels :((( 💔💖✨#okay sorry for giving a ted talk in the tags. it will happen again lol
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#no bc why does Chris and Alba content put me through five stages of grief#like every time I’m like idc#but when I see it… a part of me is like ‘💔’#another part of me is like ‘awww 🥺’#and then another part of me is like 🙃😒#i LITERALLY GO THROUGH A GAZILLION EMOTIONS AND I WANT IT TO ENDDDDDD#this is just me being brutally honest with you guys and myself#a part of me gets really bitter and wants to say really mean stuff like ‘he looks really old compared to her in all those pics’#which is LOW-KEY TRUE OKAY HE DOES.#and it makes my ick flare up#but at the same time it’s fucking cute too like okay boyfriend!chris!!!!#SO I DONT KNOW#lmfaoooooooooooooo ten stages of grief fr
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well I just spent an hour digging through my own dnd notes and social media and also almost cried because I mentioned, in passing, something justin had said about one of his NPCs and he, completely lightheartedly, was like '?? I don't remember that at all. [I mean I'm not making it up?] I think you might be making it up 😏'
#me-- instantly stressed and near tears: I know you're joking and it's not even important but. that isn't funny. to me.#I really wish there was a term for 'gaslighting but they're not doing it on purpose'#this is distinct from simply 'being wrong' because 'that's definitely not what happened 🤨' is a key part of it#the other person trying to convince me that I'm wrong and I must be crazy-- not for manipulation purposes but because THEY forgot#and are MUCH more confident in the possibility that I'm completely full of shit than that they maybe can't remember exactly#this is an extraordinarily specific thing that nonetheless happens to me ASTONISHINGLY OFTEN.#I mean clearly often enough that I'm now hair-trigger sensitive upset about it#AND TO CLARIFY QUICKLY-- that's not what justin even did (this time) but 'well I don't remember that' is still...#OKAY WELL I DO. WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER BELIEVE ME.#trembling and crying searching for Receipts while explaining to my husband that it's not even that I don't think he believes me (this time)#I just. I just. I just. I'm not fucking crazy. I know you don't think I'm crazy. but I still feel like I Have to prove it.#my mom sending a package to the wrong address and then saying-- confidently and irritably-- 'you never GAVE me a unit number'#when I can scroll back up through texts to where I sent her our new address when we moved and it was complete and correct#my friend during our big stupid fight saying 'no one actually AGREED to that [dnd] plan except you and justin 😒'#going back into my audio recording to that conversation where everyone BUT him agreed#including his fucking pick-me 'yeah jay's being shitty right now' brother whose character said 'this sounds like a good plan' verbatim#like. I KNOW it's not just 'my memory vs theirs and we both assume we're right'#because SO OFTEN when this happens I have FUCKING RECEIPTS. that I'M NOT WRONG OR CRAZY.#no one ever wants to entertain the notion that I might know what I'm talking about.#I can't stress enough that I'm not mad at justin right now he was very much 'no I believe you! it's weird that I don't remember though'#which is fair! honestly! but I'm a LITTLE. sensitive. of the fact that everyone always ALWAYS automatically assumes I'm incorrect#and very often in a way that's a mark against my competence or character.#'well *I* couldn't *possibly* have gotten the address wrong so YOU must have fucked it up'#you know. it's like that. it's like that a lot.#maybe this only happens to me so much because I happen to be cursed with remembering things better than most people#or maybe I'm uniquely viewed as incompetent. who can say.#about me
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@vocesofmd ( Frenchie )
[ from here ]
"Try focusing more on your life and less on mine!"
Izzy glances up for a moment, at Frenchie's face, at the bard's words before returning to bandaging the cut on his arm ( he was already on his way to help Frenchie out when he saw one of the fuckers the younger man was fighting draw blood... needless to say, they didn't live long enough to see their ship being looted ).
Silent for a moment more, he smiles then, a small and precious if a little sad thing.
❝ Tu es ma vie, mon cœur,❞ you are my life, my heart, is uttered softly, reluctantly ( reluctant to speak so openly about his feelings, as new as this notion is for him, not doubting the existence of those feelings itself — of that, he is definitely, sometimes painfully sure ), eyes still downcast, vulnerable and insecure, as he tucks the end of the bandage in, smoothes it out.
Then leans back against the wall, the corners of his mouth tightening minutely the only sign of the pain Izzy himself is feeling, along with the way he presses his hand lightly, the touch as casual as he can make it, to his side after using it to shift his unicorn leg in a more comfortable position — his wound healed well enough for him to be allowed back in the field during the raids, but he could feel the telltale wet warmth blooming under his vest and shirt as he slaugtered the man who dared to hurt Frenchie along with the sudden spike of pain indicating reopening of the wound.
Roach made sure to remind him multiple times, including just before the raid, to be extra careful.
But it was worth it, he thinks as he looks at Frenchie, slightly angry with him but alive, safe and sound, blinking slowly and letting his eyes slide close to halfway shut, it was definitely worth it.
#vocesofmd#🦄 ↝ Izzy Hands | The Unicorn#🦄 ↝ Izzy Hands ↝ ic#🦄 ↝ Izzy Hands ↝ ic ↝ threads#🦄 ↝ Izzy Hands & Frenchie | vocesofmd ↝ 001#he did the exact opposite of what Frenchie said... the exact opposite#*shaking my head fondly*#please Frenchie make him take care of himself#or at least take care of him yourself#he's hiding his injury I can't 🙄😒🥺#also#I didn't know myself he was going to be so sweet when I sat down to write this but then he was confessing his love in French and I was like#okay 🥹#blood tw#injury tw#violence tw
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Taylor telling Buck that not everything is about him like okay girl u think adhd rejection sensitivity dysphoria Evan “Buck” Buckley can just Get Over It. He’s a little meow meow. He’s pathetic. If someone looked at him different he would crumple into a puddle.
#also I wouldn’t project so hard onto him if he wasn’t like this 🙄🙄😒😒😒#911#also RSD is l. well I feel like the way she puts it like Buck thinks the world revolves around him#which. okay valid maybe RSD makes u think that but it’s more like . you are the horrible monster that ruins everything and everyone hates u#and like. u can’t just be like no nothing is my fault when you grow up being told that everything is ur fault
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what did he say?
#like okay good for you but this is the type of shit you say when you don’t already play in a big la liga team#now he has all atleti fans hating him which is reasonable 🙏🏽#😒#ash answers
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actually good that twitter is fucked up bc caratwt is in shambles LMFAO like be serious for a second why is everyone pissed about a haircut of a DEAD as fack hair like omfg i am now losing my 600 tweets to pissy babies… leave him aloneeee MORAL OF THE STORY: if you are hater you will always lose and if you are ME well… you will always win….
#i am just in shock everyone doesn’t want to eat him for lunch when he looks so delish like okay… you are losing your jjongjjongie#citizenship… Give it to me😒😒😒#tt
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So funny that for some villains I'm like "Wait they're kinda fun..." but for other villains I want to beat their ass. Idk what makes a difference??
#serial killer in this drama. im like 'omg shut up puto 🙄 fake ass bitch'#but other villains im like 'wow okay crazy but i like it'#like the killer in flower of evil was a good villain#when he told his mom 'you're a god to me. you brought me into this world. killed me. and then gave me life again.' i was like :0#but this villain smiles and im like omg this bitch 🙄😒🤨😡😤#maybe villains have to be a lil silly ?
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MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL
#egads! it speaks!#HI I LOVE THIS GUY SO MUCH WHATTTTTTTTT#WE R LITERALLY THE BESTEST OF FRIENDS IM ‼️👆🏃🏾♀️✨⚡️🤸♂️#WNWNNWMWMEMWMMWME#‘are you okay’ NO IM THINKING ABOUT DOMESTIC LIFE WITH HIM N IT IS BREAKINGGG MY HEART#the only thing i love as much as found family living together#is ACTUAL family finding family in each other#like Max n ruby. when the parents r out of the picture or something and so all they have is each other?? yeah.#WHWNNWNSNSNNS 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔#anyways i jus wanna wake up and pour two bowls of froot loops and head over to the couch#where he’s already been up for a while watching tv and when i sit down he switches channels bc he knows my favourite show is on#PLEASEEEEEEEEEE#i take care of the house bc He Won’t and i HATE blood and he’s always covered in it and getting it everywhere 😒😒#in return he’s the breadwinner but he doesn’t Win Anything. he’s more of a... breadstealer#WNWNNSNS#he comes back with armfuls of groceries and it’s like !!!! omg good job!!#then while unpacking you find a pair of chained reading glasses n a little shopping list and its like GODDAMNIT DID YOU MUG ANOTHER GRANDMA?#WNNSNSNSNSNMD#BUTTTTTT he’s also a really good listener n has a really good memory so I’ll talk about something im interested in passing#and one day it shows up on the kitchen counter like WHATTTT THE ULTRASUPREME MEGALEGO BUILD-A-BITCH KIT??? YOOOOOOOOOOOO :0DDDD#and when he’s asked about it he’s just 🗿🗿🗿🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️#like fine then boi fuck you 🙄🙄😒😒#WNNWMWMWMWMWMMW#mannnnnn i miss himmmmm i miss my pal tails <//333#mickey ds🤡
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be honest. do you think the party knows will is gay?
#i go back n forth on this ....... bc they've known each other since they became people like literally since they gained real consciousness#and they're a PARTY they're a FAMILY they would do ANYTHINGGGG for each other#mike and dustin recognized will's whimpers over the radio like. his WHIMPERS!!!#and they obviously know what will gets bullied abt n they clearly don't like it bc yeah it's different bc will was considered missing at the#time but like. when dustin lucas n mike get bullied on their own they're like 😒🫤🙄 but when troy n james were going IN on will?#they got more upset than we've seen them previously.#and also as someone who tried to be lowkey and literally never talked abt anything gay but was still 100% clocked and literally not a single#person was shocked and couldn't even pretend to be bdjhfbdjhjd i just . like. idk i guess i see tht being possible for will.#bc he's just... So Will in this era where that is 100% NOT okay. he's sensitive he's sweet they baby him etc etc (obviously he's more than#this but the narrative tells us that this is how he is treated and seen by others in the show)#and i think abt how dustin called lucas mike's best friend right? and it's like. clearly they don't consider will to be JUST mike's friend#bc they themselves saw how mike was all in on saving him and REFUSED to believe tht will was dead and left them at the quarry when they#saw the body. and then they also saw how mike didn't let them comfort will the way he did and wouldn't let them touch him and how#will went to him first with everything and how mike was literally at the lab and at his side no matter what AND in the shed.#so CLEARLYYYYYY will is Something Else even if they can't name it and we as viewers kno tht its a love interest#so it's like. i think they Would know. or suspect it. or have it be something tht they thought abt before but maybe didn't#want to think so bc he was bullied for it and will didn't like tht so they didn't want to 'side' with the bullies u kno?#bc it is the eighties + small town + indiana after all.#i just feel like they know each other too well for it to be A Complete And Total Shocker OMG No Way! kind of thing u kno?#and while will has never been out obviously he also like... doesn't act like the other boys. and how they Say he should be. ever.#he doesn't conform. and they Do treat him differently. so it feels almost like an unspoken thing where they're never going to say anything#to him about it bc they don't want to corner him and it doesn't matter to them but they're also 100% going to support and love him#literally no matter what bc thts their cleric thts their best friend the person they've all fought monsters for and put themselves in danger#for time and time again without complaint and entirely out of love#so like. yeah. u kno?#MIKE ON THE OTHER HAND.... i don't even kno. he is a Mystery to me. i think tht in his heart he knows but it's one of those things#that he doesn't Want to kno. bc he is greatly aware of the times they live in. he's a wheeler if he knows anything#it's that he Has to be Normal he Has to be The Right Version of Normal#and that whatever he is is Not normal .. if tht makes sense? bc his parents pushed him n punished him for 'being a kid'#despite the fact tht he Was a kid. and also yanno. reagan supporters lol n stone me if u want but i feel like karen is the
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individuals will be like "guys who say they're just too horny not to rape people are horrible" and then fetishize vampires 😒
#MAKE IT MAKE SENSE#DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT LIKE FEELING UNSAFE#personally- BOTH are horrible scenarios#am i really the only one who got serious rapist vibes from edward. really?#'hnnng im resisting the urge not to ra- i mean drink your blood. but im gonna stand in the corner of your room and watch you sleep#every might. also i'll eventually ra- drain your blood' like?????????????????????????????????#this isnt cute to me!!!! how do you fetishize this!!!! it doesnt make any fuckin sense to me im sorry!!#ig the only way it can be 'okay' is when the vampire tells you directly what they want to do and you consent to it. ig thats what happens w#edward or whatever. idk. but before they get to that he feels rapey to me dawg im sorry#also thats just not sustainable#not enough ppl are gonna wanna let you do that. esp depending on how much blood a given vampire in whatever story needs#if in whatever story its a quarter of blood? maybe. if its like. a whole person? yeah good luck bud finding willing participants lmao#bc with a quarter you might be able to get 2 people to be willing. and usually in vampire stories theres this whole 'inability to stop'#theme because it just 'feels so good' 😒 (like man thats just rape im sorry shdjbhjbvfhjvg) but if you need a whole person's worth#or more- good fuckin luck finding enough willing ppl to make up for it#the amount of vampires vs the amount of willing participants- yes even if every person who wants to fuck a vampire on tumblr said yes-#is still gonna be disproportionate for sure#unless theres like. 5 vampires and all they need is a quart of blood. but that sounds stupid and unlikely#and THIS goes back to my 'vampire stories where theres vampires that dont attack humans or rely on them minimally are boring#and they might as well just be regular hemi parasites at that point instead of calling them vampires'#bc ig to me vampire stories SHOULD be horror stories. otherwise why have them in there. just seems boring
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op81 | best he'll ever write
summary: [ author!oscar piastri x f!driver!reader — social media au ] being the partner and muse of a celebrated author means that fans start connecting the dots sooner rather than later
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author’s note: i'm secretly a ya romcom book girlie and i feel like that shows SO MUCH in this fic 🙈 delusional for life!
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hiiiii!!! I was wondering maybe if you wanted….-
hazbin x reader when reader is just tired and just kinda like falls into them- like needing a hug yk
I needa hug 😒😞
(btw i love your work oml- I’ve comeback to your page at least 4times in the past 2hours)
there's comfort in your arms || hazbin x reader
With Alastor, Lucifer, Husk, Angel Dust, and Vox
tags: gn!reader, exhaustion, comfort, fluff, pre-established relationship/platonic
Alastor
"Oof!" A sudden weight on his back has him twisting halfway around to see who it is. He's not very pleased with the sudden embrace but he's calmed down a bit when he sees that it's you. Alastor peels you off of him, quirking a brow.
"My dear, you look positively worked to the bone. What has happened?" He frowns, a rare trait. He's sending you to bed straight away, can't have his dear friend struggling about when they're so tired!
Lucifer
Immediately frowns, cupping the back of your head. He grasps your shoulders, pulling you back a little. Heavens, it looks like you're on the absolute verge of falling asleep on him! Lucifer holds you close, smiling lightly when your head nuzzles into the crook of his neck. He sighs, delicately wrapping his wings around you.
"I've got you, sweetling. Don't worry." Lucifer hums, stroking your hair gently allowing you to sleep on him.
Husk
Frowning, Husk awkwardly pats your back. He hates seeing you so tired. You're a hard worker, you do more than most. Tucking you beneath his wing, Husk makes sure you stay warm while he continues to wipe down his bar. If he can't leave yet, he may get Charlie or Angel to bring you to bed with the intentions of checking in on you later.
"Don't keep pushing yourself so much, kid. It ain't healthy. Don't make me worry about you, okay?"
Angel
Keeping you upright was a task all on its own. Your eyes could barely stay open and there was a shake to your legs. That fuckin' job of yours was running you absolutely ragged, something he knows well. He lifts you up into his arms easily, heading off to tuck you into bed.
"Ya really gotta cut back on the hours, sweets. This ain't good for ya."
Vox
Eyes going wide, he lightly pats your shoulders. He's pretty alarmed with the sudden display of affection. Vox's lips turn wobbly as you all but seem to go limp against him. With a sigh, he's scooping you up and letting you curl up in his lap while he messes around on his monitors. You can rest there for as long as you need.
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"I wish you told me you were so tired, hun. Would've given ya a break."
#hazbin hotel x you#hazbin hotel imagines#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin imagines#alastor x reader#lucifer morningstar x reader#husk x reader#angel dust x reader#cherubfae 2024
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