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#then while unpacking you find a pair of chained reading glasses n a little shopping list and its like GODDAMNIT DID YOU MUG ANOTHER GRANDMA?
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MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL
#egads! it speaks!
#HI I LOVE THIS GUY SO MUCH WHATTTTTTTTT
#WE R LITERALLY THE BESTEST OF FRIENDS IM โผ๏ธ๐๐๐พโโ๏ธโจโก๏ธ๐คธโโ๏ธ
#WNWNNWMWMEMWMMWME
#โare you okayโ NO IM THINKING ABOUT DOMESTIC LIFE WITH HIM N IT IS BREAKINGGG MY HEART
#the only thing i love as much as found family living together
#is ACTUAL family finding family in each other
#like Max n ruby. when the parents r out of the picture or something and so all they have is each other?? yeah.
#WHWNNWNSNSNNS ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
#anyways i jus wanna wake up and pour two bowls of froot loops and head over to the couch
#where heโs already been up for a while watching tv and when i sit down he switches channels bc he knows my favourite show is on
#PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
#i take care of the house bc He Wonโt and i HATE blood and heโs always covered in it and getting it everywhere ๐๐
#in return heโs the breadwinner but he doesnโt Win Anything. heโs more of a... breadstealer
#WNWNNSNS
#he comes back with armfuls of groceries and itโs like !!!! omg good job!!
#then while unpacking you find a pair of chained reading glasses n a little shopping list and its like GODDAMNIT DID YOU MUG ANOTHER GRANDMA?
#WNNSNSNSNSNMD
#BUTTTTTT heโs also a really good listener n has a really good memory so Iโll talk about something im interested in passing
#and one day it shows up on the kitchen counter like WHATTTT THE ULTRASUPREME MEGALEGO BUILD-A-BITCH KIT??? YOOOOOOOOOOOO :0DDDD
#and when heโs asked about it heโs just ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ
#like fine then boi fuck you ๐๐๐๐
#WNNWMWMWMWMWMMW
#mannnnnn i miss himmmmm i miss my pal tails <//333
#mickey ds๐คก
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