sometimes i’ll see mutuals post about certain fictional characters and i’ll be like wow. match made in heaven <3
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(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu
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im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me
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ayo do nottttttt let bro cook!!!!!💥‼️🚫
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“Are You Too PUnk Rock Boys REady To Go On Our Vacation” - Qupote Of Burly Papa Name David. Blomdie And Harold Don’t Want To See Aunt Nancy, They Just Want To Lidsten To Records…..
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happy 4/20 smoke a fat blunt with your f/o
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Omg well. I'd been really focused on my dad The Doctor from Doctor Who, and Captain Jack. And then I played Borderlands and well. Handsome Jack never left my head, right now though??? I love this bloody little freako called Kayne. He's an Eldritch God from Malevolent. And he has a crazy little laugh and a voice I love and is literally always covered in blood and was barefoot in his first introduction. He exploded people's heads and teases the two main characters, one of which is a Great Old One tm. It's all based off of Lovecraft's mythos. I like him a normal amount <- lying - Hyperionshipping
KICKING MY FEET GIGGLING READING THIZ YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! IM LOVEEEE ELIAS BOYFRIENDS YIPPEEEE <333333
YOU HAVE A GOD BOYFRIEND THATS SO COOLLLLL!!!!!!! DOES HE HAVE LIKE. A PHYSICAL FORM OR IS HE BEYOND MORTAL COMPREHENSION WEJWJWJ IM NOT A LOVECRAFT EXPERT BUT I THINK SOME OF HIS MONSTERS ARE FORMLESS RIGHT?? THATS SO CUTE THOUGH !!! MEN COVERED IN BLOOD ARE TOP TIER YR TASTE >>>>>>>>
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being sooooo normal abt him 😋😋🤭🤭
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*dreamy sigh* stoner babyface.,..,,,,,
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one of my old works, but still beautiful, so I'm posting
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Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful
men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars
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