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minne-cerbinna · 10 months

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Sometimes I am reminded of the fact that Iorveth just like canonically has very pretty eyes (or very pretty eye 😔).

In TW2, none of the men have eyelashes while the women do. As examples for the men, we have Geralt himself, Letho, Dandelion, and Roche:

And as examples for the women, Triss, Saskia, Sheala/Síle, Philippa, and Mottle.

However, Iorveth does have eyelashes on his in-game model:

This is unique to him, not an elven trait, because as we can see on Cedric, Ciaran, and Ele'yas, they don't have eyelashes like Iorveth does:

And it's not a fluke or graphical glitch on Iorveth, either, he consistently has them throughout the game:

He's just really pretty like that.

#rambles #the witcher #the witcher games #iorveth #catch me looking at insignificant details because i spend too long staring at elves #yaevinn pencils his brows and iorveth has really nice lashes #and like on a character analysis level that is very interesting #not only was his eye something vital to him #he's an archer #he needs his vision #he would have had to relearn how to shoot with this impairment to his depth perception #but not only for it to be a practical thing #it's also like #something about him that is markedly beautiful #only to be bespoiled by the dh'oine #everything elven and beautiful must be tarnished by human hands #and so they took his eye #not that i think iorveth is particularly vain #but he is still proud in his own way #and it must sting to lose a point of pride #his marksmanship and his beauty both marred by the dh'oine #he's still very striking and he can still shoot a bow so it cannot be said that these things were 'ruined'#but it's just kind of adding insult to injury #as it were

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marxistgnome · 9 months

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The funniestvthing about enterprise so far is that the ship will encounter something and go ooo yay lets investigate it and tpol will be like vulcan protocols for tgese situations advise that we do this for safety reasons :| and archers always like we dont need to do that 😏 we're humans ✊✊✊ and were out here to explore 🤛🤛💪💪 so thats whst were gonna do 🦅🦅🦅🦅. And as someone who has watched star trek shows that are later on in the timeline i can recognise the thing t'pol brought up as like a key starfleet principle or a very strict away mission rule in tos/tng era trek so i immediately know that the mission is not only going to go tits up but its going to go tits up to such an extent that it will have a lasting effect on starfleets approach to space travel. The thing Vulcans misunderstand about humanity is that they can't accept anything based on logic at least 2 people hsve to get poisoned/stranded/pregnant/shot at for a safety procedure to be implemented. Enterprise is earths incredibly necessary fuck around and find out ship.

#star trek #enterprise #t'pol #jonathan archer #its such good dramatic irony #cos the stuff t'pol saud will literally be like the prime directivd ir a standard mission protocol #and archer will be like nah #and im like ohhhh he us about to bd proven wring in the worst way

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wrinkleintime · 7 months

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enterprise text posts: featuring t'pol my beloved <3

+ BONUS

was a toss up on which screencap to use for girls night! so you get BOTH. ft. archer hanging with the girlies in the labyrinthine catacombs beneath the city <3

#i too wake up everyday saying SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME and then i go to work :)#and how am i expected to act normal when theres literally sounds!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is asking the real questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!#star trek #star trek enterprise #t'pol #enterprise text posts #mine #the way archer is looking into the camera in the he's not my boyfriend one cracks me up. he's really just some guy t'pol drags around.#anyway this whole set was so fun ive been making these like one at a time for months and have finally accumulated enough for a full post <3

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jojotichakorn · 4 days

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phum is clearly really lonely and has abandonment issues because of his parents, so in his head this is a very "ah yes, this is how it always ends anyway" pattern right now. when you feel like you're never anyone's first choice and like everyone always eventually leaves you, any even potential sign of that on the horizon is an equally sad and welcome sight, because it confirms all the things that you believe yourself to be: unwanted and impossible to love.

#and yes i know he has fang but fang is his brother which has certain connotations #plus they are like bonded over whatever the hell is wrong with their parents #and beer is a good friend but he is clearly phum's only close friend while he isn't beer's which can also be a very isolating experience #we are the series #archer watches we are #we are: ep 9

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trustymikh · 3 months

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I just wanna stop by real quick to say that I really adore your Gio art, especially the little scenes with Persian... They're so good and you draw them so distinctively, they're all visually so full of character <3 Thank you!

awawawa thank you!!! :D

to me Giovanni is a perfect combination of that villain trope, 'horrible person who treats their pet better than anyone else' and someone who I can project my cat ownership experiences onto

I imagine she looooves to snuggle with him and every morning Giovanni cannot get up without giving her 'good morning' kisses first

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legendary-cookies · 4 months

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All I'm saying is the last thing Wind said in Kingdom is that he's heading to Beast Yeast and, while the Devs are confusing me on if the Legends or Beasts are more powerful lore-wise (or equal?), the idiot went alone

I don't think he's gonna have a good time

#wind archer cookie #shadow milk cookie #this is assuming they remembered that plot point #i love wind but whether legends are more powerful or not he can't take on all five alone #bro is gonna get his shit rocked #i just wanted to make something dramatic LMFAO

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nekrosmos · 20 days

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My Dragon's Dogma GhostSoap adventure is going very well so far

Soap's ID is GOYDPVCBNSEZ for anyone interested !

#ghostsoap #goap #dragon's dogma 2 #dd2 #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #Ghost is a warrior now and Soap is an archer #They're vibing #Soap is so obsessed with Ghost fr #still insanely proud at my Soap #don't hesitate to hire him he's a good boy #Edit: he's on pc! I just learned console players can't hire pc pawns :((

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luvrxbunny · 5 months

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it is the most embarrassing, and humbling experience to search for smut for a certain character… only to find that no one else is horny for them.. like damn.. i’m weird, huh?

#hopefully this is relatable #omg how embarrassing would it be if this actually doesn’t happen to people 😭#in this instance i’m talking about..#sterling archer #😭#IF YOU DONT KNOW HIM #DO NOT GOOGLE HIM #I FEAR JUDGEMENT #but yeah he’s so #and he has such obvious mommy issues like #i could fix you baby #i could make you feel better #like i swear to god #all he needs is some praise and a good fucking #BUT APPARENTLY IM THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT #archer fx #archer tv show

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galadrielspeaks · 2 years

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when i say cringefail legolas sexy gimli i don’t mean legolas is some ugly incompetent elf while gimli is some suave alpha dwarf. i mean that when the dwarfs of erebor travelled to mirkwood for a week to discuss gimli’s engagement to their prince, legolas tried to wear his hair loose and unbraided like his father in a bid to seem more regal but in the middle of a training exercise he shot off an incredible bow shot at the expense of getting a handful of his hair caught and launched with the arrow to his Complete embarrassment & everyone else’s mirth- and gimli was just like “ach… would you look at that… like the golden leaves from the most beauteous autumn tree flowing in the air, there goes his fine hair, flowing in the breeze- nae a sight more beautiful to be seen seconds before death than those golden strands flying.” and all the dwarfs start “oooing” and “ahhhing” at his poetry while legolas is standing there with a chunk of his hair sticking out of his head like 🧍

#legolas #gigolas #gimleaf #cringefail legolas au #lotr #gimli #lord of the rings #legolas thranduilion #gimli son of gloin #mirkwood #ashrambles #thranduil: legolas my son why a dwarf… of all partners? legolas: *giggling kicking his feet* he just has this way with words #*slams my hands down on the table* gimli is WISE!!!!! AND IS HIGHLY REGARDED AS WISE. AND POETIC. RAAAAAAAAAAAH #so what if legolas stargazes naked or accidentally attended three meetings with bird poop in his hair HES STILL REGAL!!! AND A MASTER ARCHER #when will i ever be free from the ach nae i love him post. WHEN!!!!

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just-null-cult · 9 months

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Noritoshi is so cool

#kamo noritoshi #noritoshi kamo #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen fanart #lets get it baby #i forget that noritoshi can end the life of an average human being bc i treat him like a princess #he should appear more #but christ #i drew this w the thought that he got jealous of someone hittin on you and finally snapped #but it could also be him being really cool in general aha #archer man.. my beloved

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aspiringnexu · 6 months

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One of the funniest things about the Kelvin alternate timeline is the fact that Jonathan Archer is a) still alive, b) still in Starfleet, and c) seems to have taken up breeding beagles whilst teaching courses at the Academy and Scotty lost his best one in a transporter accident.

One of the movie writers even confirmed that this is meant to be that Jonathan Archer, same as the Prime timeline, but this motherfucker is like 146 years old and still turning up to teach these young hooligans that space is dangerous and aliens can be unreasonably mean.

I'm headcanoning that in both timelines the usual lifespan for Humans and Andorians is about 120 years but Archer and Shran are beating the odds by fondly arguing every day with neither wanting to die before getting the last word in. A strategy Bones would later employ. (No, seriously, Bones in the Prime timeline got to 137+. Via spite, I think.)

#star trek #star trek kelvin timeline #jonathan archer #star trek enterprise #thy'lek shran #shrancher #if they ever do a Star Trek 4 I want Scott Bakula to play Archer again #But not like incredibly old #No he just has white hair and some makeup wrinkles and no one bats an eye as the 150+ year old #and his ancient Andorian husband #bicker in the background before giving Sage Advice and bickering all the way home again #So Jeffrey Combs can get on the big screen with Trek #Archer also has like a flotilla of beagles obediently trailing behind him

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tabrisangel · 10 months

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one of my favorite things about archer’s one and only weak ass battle is that when you encounter him he’s not even looking out the window or something cool he’s staring right at the wall. hes looking at the wall. i think he was contemplating bashing his head into it

#team rocket #archer pokemon #executive archer #pokemon #johto #he was abiut to open up the window and jump out and then Ethan arrived #he was wiping his face he was just sobbing and then he heard Ethan’s footsteps and he was like fuck. fuck. Fuck. Fuck

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gotstabbedbyapen · 4 months

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Artemis: *yelling at Orion* HOW FUCKING DARE YOU HARASS MY HUNTERESSES!!! YOU THINK YOU'RE POSEIDON'S SON AND CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT?!!

Artemis: Apollo!

Apollo: *picks up his short sister to match Orion's height*

Artemis: *bitch slaps Orion with her bow*

#artemis #orion #apollo #the archer twins #sibling shenanigans #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology quote #incorrect greek gods #yeah in the myth Orion was after one of Artemis' huntress nymphs #and he got his ass rightfully beaten for that

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florencewellch · 11 months

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Reputation or Lover this or that. Ready for It or Cruel Summer? End Game or Paper Rings? Delicate or The Archer? LWYMMD or Me!? So It Goes... or I Think He Knows? Gorgeous or London Boy? Getaway Car or Death by a Thousand Cuts? Dancing With Our Hands Tied or Cornelia Street? Dress or False God? This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things or I Forgot that You Existed? Call It What You Want or Lover the song? New Year's Day or Daylight? Reputation or Lover?

#ok lets do this #cruel summer #paper rings #the archer #lwymmd #i think he knows #london boy #getaway car #cornelia street #dress #neither #lover the song #daylight #i i guess lover because it has higher highs?#taylor swift

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music-movies-mayhem · 6 months

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Thinking about Archer letting go of the idea of finding out who his father was vs. making sure that AJ will always know who her father is.

Thinking about all the holidays and lacrosse games Malory missed because she couldn’t let go of work vs. Archer finding time to take his daughter to the zoo even when he’s the target of an international man hunt.

Just thinking about Archer and AJ on this fine post finale evening.

#like I have to be honest I didn’t need to see lanarcher as endgame #it would have been nice sure #but I think archer’s arc ending with him as a better parent than he had was enough #sterling archer #Abbiejean kane #archer fx #archer fx spoilers #archer spoilers

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trustymikh · 7 months

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Archer, not everything is about you

#the words “good boy” are a trigger to him #he is so desperate it's pathetic #I hate drawing Archer #he is so pretty and I can't do him justice #mik draws #subordinateshipping #team rocket giovanni #giovanni pokemon #executive archer #team rocket archer #rocket leader giovanni #pokemon #fanart #digital art #drawing #digital drawing

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