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evilminji · 2 months

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*Distant sound of frantic running growing closer*

*I throw open the door with manic eyes, breathing heavily*

Hatsume Mei! The Fenton's! Oh DEAR LORD. The Couple, the Doctors Fenton... would think she's A Lovely Young Lady ™! Normal even! Charming! I bet the Hatsume Adults would find to be a Charming And Upstanding Young Lad!

JAPAN ISNT READY.

If the GIW got out of hand? And Amity, as a town? Said "fuck ya'll we taken our ball and going home"? All they'd NEED to do? Is shut down the portal, get the skilled portal makers stationed at side A of town to open it up, rip the whole thing up, have the mover ghosts push it IN, aaaaaand? Everyone in? Good! We close it from the inside!

Fuck those guys.

Okay, so, I'm Jerry. You're real estate officer, we got some GREAT options for you this season! How do feel about ninjas? No? Pirates? Not feeling it? Superheroes? Seeing some interest! We got a- *continues their pitch as Amity is moved*

Amity get phased into the Japanese countryside.

What do you MEAN "there wasn't a town here?" Of course there way! We have roads and everything! Why are we all Americans? What're you a cop? Mind your business, spandex man.

.....yeah, they're gonna call this one a "Quirk accident".

Pay your taxes, folks, and we promise not to care!

Fenton's? Back in business, baby! Well, never STOPPED being in business. But details! They're now a "support company"! And yes! The quotation marks ARE on all their documents AND signs! They think it's stupid!

But you want lazers?

Oh ho hoooo~ DO WE HAVE LAZERS!!!

Maddie n Jack start hitting the scene. Conventions. Conferences. Fancy parties. Weirdly? They "unnerve" people. Cowards.

Until? Gasp? They meet just the LOVELIEST couple! Who are so FUN! Who ALSO has a daughter? Danny's age no less! Oh she is just PRECIOUS? Is that her first bomb? Aaaaaw~♡.

Danny feels a disturbance in the force.

Like... like his folks are... are about to try and introduce him to a Nice Young Girl again. The last time this happened was at mom's fighting competitions. She ended up being some sort of assassin royalty. Thankfully, she accepted he could commit to a life of murder, since he wanted to be an astronaut, but it was like this whole THING and- you know what? Not important!

Where are his parents!?

(Planning his wedding! Gotta incorporate BOTH the family's completely batshit Family Traditions!)

#dp x bnha #dp x mha #danny/mei #I'm calling them Terror Technologies #he's Technologies #or should it be Terror Space?#none the less?#be afraid #very very afraid #minji's writing

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hamletthedane · 11 months

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Still laughing at Brian May offhandedly writing the greatest understatement in the history of academia in his astrophysics doctoral dissertation:

Ah, yes - “various pressures.” Like being one of the greatest guitarists ever and playing/writing/singing for the most legendary rock band of all time.

Those various pressures.

#queen #Brian May #just a rock and roll god and also an astrophysicist #it’s like Deacon casually inventing the technology for all modern bass stereos bc he was an electrical engineer #a side gig of being a genius #along with their friends ‘learned opera at 5yo and literally SAW music’ and ‘chaos tornado with a promising career in dentistry’#Music #shut up e #these are twitter thoughts but twitter is dead so now I subject you all to them

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egophiliac · 2 months

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don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I

(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 #twisted wonderland book 7 part 7 spoilers #and so ends the saga #(this time for real i promise)#malleus post-episode 7: shroud...i should have heeded your warnings...now tell me more about how i may hunt this elusive 'snipe'#alas poor puppies :( i'm glad they had a little aside about how they can fix them after this whole mess #let ortho have his dogs!#man i love that this has come down to malleus vs technology though #MY FAVORITE #ortho: you can destroy the shell that links me to this mortal world...but can you select the CORRECT DOWNLOAD LINK???#malleus: (downloads a billion viruses and dies instantly)#also i'm probably the only one who thinks idia complaining about his own mental tartarus prison is funny #but there we go #idia has two modes and two modes only #he's either in the middle of a metaphor where he finally forgives himself for his brother's death and takes charge of his own destiny #or he's like 'fuck yeah i'm about to get isekai'd into the internet! (immediately falls over making dying whale sounds)'#wait no he has a third mode: actively suffocating because silver and sebek won't stop squishing him #look he's just delightful no matter what's going on okay

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swagmaster6001 · 4 months

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hes still figuring this “texting” thing out..

#obsessed with technologically illiterate kiryu #i know his ass takes an hour to figure out how to respond to each individual text #cmon he had a hard enough time typing on a computer #and ofc majima is not patient so. here u go. fslur #rgg #rgg fanart #yakuza #goromi #majima #majima goro #kiryu #kiryu kazuma #and. sighhhh #kazumaji #fujoshi rights

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popsicle-stick · 1 year

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“Why, this beats even shorthand! May I hear it say something?”

a commission of jack and mina from the scene where he's showing her the phonograph!

#dracula daily #dracula #mina harker #jack seward #mina murray #she's so excited about the technology and he's so excited to show her...........i love this scene so much #mina coming back to jack's place and seeing the disorganisation and is like damn bitch you live like this?#those plants haven't seen water for a while LMAO #i just realised i was gonna have him holding his glasses in his left hand & forgot.....F #dracula spoilers #dracula daily spoilers #lottieart

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starry-songs-canvas · 5 months

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Red Robin and the Undead Earpiece.

Back again with another prompt! Although, I might start branching out to a couple of different fandoms in the future, idk.

Tim, when he was going on his Lazarus pit destruction crusade, accidentally drops his comm link in said pit. He was able to fish it out, and aside from the slight glowing, still works fine. Yay for durability!

Things are normal, and apparently Lazarus water encrypts his comm, who knew. But then he starts hearing teenagers voices over it, going on about ghosts, avoiding the government, and even their parents hunting them down.

Unfortunately, the Lazarus waters encryption work both ways, so Tim is having difficulty pinning down where the signal is coming from. At least he can give a few friendly tips to these young heroes.

Tl:dr, Tim drops his earpiece into Lazarus waters and can now hear everything team phantom is saying over the radio.

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dc x dp crossover #dc x dp prompt #dcxdp #dp x dc au #dp x dc writing prompt #dc x dp au #Tim Drake discovers ecto-technology #Can Tim hear dead people on his comm link now?#Like on a regular basis?#Can he now get ghost tips from victims???

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puppetmaster13u · 1 month

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Prompt 279

Now Danny didn’t mean to make a Bootube channel. He’d meant to send that sleep deprived ramble to Tucker, but he had clicked on the wrong app and yeah. Apparently people enjoy his space rambles- or it could have been the ghost blob-cats that had decided to flop onto him. (Honestly he wasn’t surprised they would start to mimic the shapes of things in their surroundings)

Tucker? Found it hilarious, as did Sam and Val and… um, okay this has become their shared channel now, nice. Though there are some strange comments on some of the videos. Really, what do they mean green sky and crazy tech???

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suja-janee · 4 months

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This doodle page has been sitting in my wips for too long so I’m just gonna post it

#the gist is everyone knows how to use technology in some way except kuai #he’s an old soul #he takes the iPad away from Tomas and hanzo if they’ve been on it too long #kuai Liang #mk scorpion #hanzo hasashi #bi Han #sub zero #tomas vrbada #mk smoke #Lin Kuei #shirai ryu #harumi shirai #doodle #my art

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kiddokori · 1 year

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they gave link a fuckjng hoverboard

#venting my frustration at no confirmation of loftwings #sorry for being a joyless traditionalist but i think modern technology in fantasy is lame as hell #nintendo direct #totk #loz #loz link #loz fanart #like ok technology can be very cool and fun #but they literally just gave him an atv #give me like. beetle cars. give me fantasy influenced tech #dont just slap glowey green on a straight up car #my hatred is partially fueld by a distinct lack of loftwings #ever since they gave us that shot of link running and jumping off one of those floating islands like he does in sksw #ive been hoping for loftwings i didnt even consider it before but now it is a meed #NEED #kiddokori

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pasteilian · 2 months

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One of the interesting things that I don’t see brought up about Leo is the fact that he’s actually kind of crazy smart. Like, no one brings up the fact that not only was he able to re-function Sheldon, but he was smart enough to know how Donnie's technology works in order to do it.

My idea is that he doesn’t quite understand it, and he’s definitely not on par with Donnie's intelligence, but he’s a close observer and listens enough to Donnie's ramblings that he can figure it out with a bit of tinkering. It doesn’t work very well and it may try to kill him, but he is able to do it, which is still impressive.

#pastries babbles💌#Rottmnt #rottmnt leo #especially considering the fact that Donnies technology #is damn near otherworldly #he be making shit up that no one even thought of yet

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ballad-of-the-lamb · 8 days

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Anyone tried courting Narinder, how'd they respond? how funny was it :3

no

#cotl narinder #cult of the lamb #cotl #this guy is a freeloader he's ugly and he's an asshole #no one's into this guy. no one. there's a reason him and the lamb have 'bitter divorcees' vibe going about them #he would not survive the modern technological age he would be drawn and quartered

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cologona · 2 months

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Jason pretending to be a caricature of himself to see how inept/evil his family seriously believes him to be. Yes Tim I am going to kill babies to help poor people that is a real plan I have that I am going to do. Also help me change my Facebook status.

No one ever questions it though, and eventually it just becomes something he does- a defense mechanism. Bruce’s rejection, Dick’s barbs when he loses his cool, the others’ well-meaning comments and dismissals.. they can’t hurt him as much if they don’t really know him.

#Jason never tells anyone about Sheila and why the fuck would he #jason todd #this was initially a reaction to yet another technology-illiterate Jason post but it turned into angst because I am predictable

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4ce-of-2pades · 1 month

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When is Echo going to give up on Narcissus and go to Camp Half Blood and make some actual friends?

[Echo finds Leo at CHB]

Leo: Do I know you?

Echo: [statement] I know you.

Leo: Really? Did I fight you or something?

Echo: Or something.

Leo: Why do you keep repeating me? It’s kind of… wait!

Leo: [facepalm] Echo! Dang, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to forget!

Echo: [annoyed] Mean to forget.

Leo: But isn’t people forgetting you part of the curse?

Echo: [shrugs, resigned] Part of the curse.

Leo: Girl, we have got to get you some text-to-speech tech.

Echo: Text-to-speech tech?

Leo: Come on, I think Chiron’s got a smartphone.

Echo: Smartphone?

Leo: [laughs, starts to lead her away] Now who’s asking all the questions?

Echo: [firmly] Questions.

#percy jackson #heroes of olympus #hoo leo #leo valdez #hoo echo #seriously am I forgetting something that happened or is she still out there somewhere #edit: sign language is a great idea #Leo knows so many languages already though that I don’t know if he has room in his brain to learn another one #or maybe he’d be particularly good at it #anyway I think it’s in character that his first idea is to help her with technology

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spllwys · 1 month

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endless ghifs 5/? ⛧ source — "The Cardinal is our next senior-most member. He's been your right-hand man."

#yes mate confidence #wish it wasn't so dark but tobias is out here releasing the crustiest footage he can possibly get from 21st century technology #cardinal copia #papa nihil #sister imperator #<technically #the band ghost #ghost #lgifs #alltag #eg_series #i would love to make something for his (late)anniversary of blessing us with his presence but running short of elaborate ideas rn #he wouldn't mind if it's even later i'm sure

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endcraft · 5 months

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i like etho as a mcyt figure because he is like if a computer engineer could be a caveman. like imagine if the guy who invented the watch and the guy who invented the wheel were the same guy. imagine if you were talking to him and he was like oh yeah i also invented the hand axe. and google

#hes like if a grandpa were both a programmer and a luddite #hes like a paleolithic mech engineer #hes like if someone made the internet out of sticks and rocks #hes like if you could talk to a big rock and its like yeah i remember before anything was ever hungry bc life wasnt invented yet.#and also i invented algebra #hes like a guy someone found in a cave hungry and covered in dirt and then hes like wait before you bring me back to society #look at what i made while i was stuck in this cave. and its technology sufficiently sophisticated as to seem like magic. made out of mud #fueled by the motion of earth through space #like you think maybe i should leave him in the cave and let him cook #hed benefit from being around people… but also hes onto something. in that cave

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petitesmafia · 9 months

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we should have a spin-off and it's just aya helping bram discover the world. call it adventures of aya and bram-pack (she carries him around on her back like a backpack)

#enas.txt #bungou stray dogs #it's bram learning about all this modern technology and being SO amazed #and aya's like wait til u hear about AI...#just picturing them exploring the world and taking selfies #aya posing really cutely and bram with his deadpan face #he's enjoying himself a lot tho #they're so silly and funny together #bsd s5

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