Live footage of Max at 8am

don't you hate it when a joke doesn't land

Mav: Just let me explain!

Ice: I don't want to hear it. There's no excuse.

Mav: But-

Ice: I don't know if there's any coming back from this.

Slider, whispering to Goose: You know what's going on?

Goose, flipping through a plane manual casually: Mav said 'ruh-roh' and barked last night. While in bed with Iceman.

Mav: IT WAS A COMPLIMENT!

I posted astobean but I think some of you guys wanted to see this

I think Potato would be a great name for a kid

i think if techno would have suggested the name 'potato', dream would've told him they're getting divorced right then and there. he probably would've thrown something at techno, too, just for good measure.

he doesn't mean it, of course, but techno still apologizes anyway.

Incorrect Quotes: Enough Salt to cause a Heart Attack

Inko, during an argument: …When someone seemingly forgot to tell me about his massive criminal empire OR the fact that he’s 200 years old until AFTER we were married!

Hisashi: It’s been years, Inko, are you still salty about that?

Inko: YES.

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to anyone dealing with ptsd, has there been anything that has helped relieve some of the symptoms?

Tim jokingly sends Bernard:

Basically every night, but one night, he forgets to, and at first Bernard doesn't think much of it, but he still texts Tim anyway because they always talk before bed and say goodnight to one another, but cause Tim silenced his phone during patrol, he doesn't answer so Bernard slowly starts freaking out. After a few hours of spiraling and no replys from Tim, he goes to the manor and sneaks in cause it's past Tim's 'allowed to have people over curfew' and when Tim isn't there (cause Tim is patrolling as Red Robin, hence the curfew), Bernard goes into full panic mode, and he finds Red Robin on the street and Tim, obviously worried about Bernard, asks what is wrong and Tim doesn't know whether to laugh at how funny the situation is (and how paranoid his boyfriend is) or cry over how much Bernard cares for him, and so Tim is like "of course I'll help you, let's not get dramatic, I am sure he is not dead, oh, I'm sure he's okay, probably even closer than you think" and now he can't take out his phone cause Bernard will recognize it, and they won't actually find Tim cause Red Robin is Tim, and so they just go on an adventure all night and by the end of the night, Tim finally tells Bernard, and Bernard doesn't know whether to break up with him because he saw Bernard going through panic attacks and freaking out and he still didn't say anything, or if he should hug him and tell him how he's so glad he's okay, or if he should bombard him with questions about superheros, supervillains, and the like. He settles for a hug, a free pass for something major, and a discussion on a rooftop over 24 hour minimart coffee (that tim had to pay for).

If they HAVE to have Natalia in S7 I hope they have a dinner like in 511 except this time Eddie AND Chris are bitchy to her

Buck:hey Nat do you like the Lasagne?"

Natalia: I love it babe it's amazing"

Chris:" yeah Buck perfected it for me and Dad"

Eddie: yeah he looked up the recipe on MY COUCH"

Natalia:......

Eddie would absolutely throw his couch in her face every way but literally

5 hc au where Inko dies sometimes during the 10 months of training, and since no one is able to get in contact with Hisashi, All Might therefore takes him in (he's successor after all)

Essentially the "All Might is Izuku's dad, legally speaking" au

*looks at kittens fic* ok

1- how tragic can I make this. Ok so Inko dies in a villain attack two weeks before the entrance exam. Izuku's on the beach and his phone rings, on his bag next to All Might. He ignores it, but when it rings again All Might looks and recognizes the number.

"Do you have any reason for the Musutafu police to be calling you?"

2- Izuku cries, and keeps crying until he's numb, then he lets himself be seen by anyone else. An officer tells him that a caseworker is on the way to talk with him, since they couldn't reach his father, but Izuku tells them not to bother. All Might frowns - Izuku's old enough it would be very easy for him to slip away from any guardians at all, if he tried.

All Might frequently looks at Izuku and sees something like himself, but better.

Now he wishes he didn't.

He offers Izuku a ride home, doesn't take no for an answer, and doesn't say anything when Izuku goes into his mother's room without even waiting to see Toshinori out first.

3- Toshinori takes care of everything overnight, the documentation at least. When Izuku wakes up the next morning, it's to the smell of pancakes, and he doesn't even ask All Might how he let himself in. Toshinori tells him to not worry about school today, and Izuku nods. He then asks if Izuku would prefer to stay with him, or at the apartment.

"Here."

4- Toshinori takes care of the lease. Izuku insists on going to school the next day, but he doesn't really pay attention, and not because of exercising under the table. The next day he goes back to the beach, but doesn't say a word. The next day is the funeral, and he cries again. Toshinori had debated calling Gran Torino every day, always putting down the phone at the last second. Finally, he calls him the morning of the day of the funeral. He doesn't feel any better himself, but he has a list of things to do after at least.

5- Izuku doesn't end up going back to the beach after that. They still train, and Toshinori gives Izuku OfA the night before the exam.

Izuku wakes up early, crying, and he isn't sure why until he remembers the dream of the woman with black hair tied up like his mom used to. Toshinori tries not to visibly fret on the way to UA. Before Izuku goes in, he tells him good luck, and that no matter what happens, they'll figure it out. Izuku thanks him and hurries to the test before he can start crying again.

On the steps behind them, a curious Uraraka hopes that curly haired boy is alright, and a silent Bakugo frowns.

Wittecouple Week Day 7 - Ending

I sure am glad the little “orphans” got their Happily Ever After after such a horrific experience.

I’m sorry, I’m sure the Wittebane parents didn’t didn’t take the “Hansel and Gretel” route and abandoned the two. I just saw the prompt Ending and had to make a  dark fairytale joke with Caleb traumadumping.

Evelyn: Does...does your brother know what went on back then?

Caleb: Goodness no, I told Philip our parents didn’t come back because a forest witch ate them

Evelyn: (ㆆ _ ㆆ)

Caleb: Which, in hindsight, may have been a bad choice...

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It's -3° outside and my cat was sleeping alone in the very cold downstairs. I had to pick him up and bring him to bed so he didn't freeze his little nose off 🥺

oh my god everything makes sense now

being back in florida also just sucks. like yeah i love that im visiting my sister rn because idk when i'll see her again but i just wanna go back to south carolina. i do not miss sweating my ass off every night to the point im so uncomfortable i cant sleep. but my brother is making us stay until 31st so he can get as much time with his gf as possible.

the fuck is unitary diagonalization someone let me out of here let me out let me out pLEASE (lost in the linear algebra catacombs)