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Working hard :)))))
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more of my awesome bread dough boy
#alloyart#fake peppino#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#my personal hc is fakey CAN talk! he just mimics and creates a lot of imperfect sentences#also he still makes weird noises and occasionally like. Backwards Italian. but he is generally understandable#not much tag rambling this time... read the thing i wrote about fake peppy on my blog instead im proud of it lol#continuing with my running joke that fake peppino wants to make peppino into a pizza . i think he can kneading him like bread dough#peppy is none the wiser. hes just glad hes so good at massages. really gets the stress knots out
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Headcanon that Hiccup does, indeed, find an excuse to learn how to bake bread after moving to the Edge.
#he is the dragon riders' bread connection on the edge#if he's having a particularly rough day he can beat up the dough#and on other days the kneading is kind of therapeutic#also hiccup just likes being busy with his hands#httyd movies#rtte#race to the edge#hiccup haddock#headcanons
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hc that atsushi finds the nearest soft item and starts kneading it with his hands when stressed because it calms him
#dream discusses bsd 🖋️#dream's textposts🖋️#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#atsushi nakajima#bsd headcanon#the ada had to get him one of those bread plushie things for cats becuz he tends to claw stuff up#because the tiger in him comes out just a little bit when he kneads things and he can't always control that
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mie im so sorry i just keep sending you stuff i swear this will be the last onw for awhile
nanami, the handsome, but moreover, respectable and good man of the town, the owner of the bakery in the capital. every mom in town is literally pushing their daughters into his presence, just hoping that he might notice them. he doesn’t, though, as his greatest love in his current life was baking and taking care of his ancestral family business.
nanami who returns from a neighboring country after a year long apprenticeship and god… he’s even more skilled but also even more handsome; broader, taller and somehow even more charismatic. the knights believe that the rigorous curriculum he endured makes him a perfect candidate for you. you are both acquainted, through the countless times you had visited his bakery to have a taste of his town-renowned pastries. they’re so full and smooth, so obviously crafted with love and care. it’s nothing surprising though, as he’s so pleasant himself, the gentle and fleeting touches between you two when you visit him in the silent and dark hours of the early morning, away from the eyes of the court, always make you unusually bashful.
you think nothing of it until a knight hands you a list of the most eligible men in the country and abroad; accomplished and noble men alike, but at the bottom of the list lies nanami’s name. you must admit, he’s quite dear to you, and he would make a fine consort.
— doc dad levi anon
Hehehe. First of all, I’m sorry you sent this in literally MONTHS ago, and I let it rot in my drafts. Finally stumbling upon it again, and I would like us to consider: it’s Satoru, your head knight and personal advisor, who pushes for Kento to be a candidate. Kento is well-loved, strong, determined, skilled, and most importantly in Satoru’s eyes, seems to care for you, and not just the throne you sit upon.
Satoru also knows a thing or two about the elders of your cabinet, and when you give him a look when you see Kento’s name, Satoru does a terrible job of hiding his grin, “What, do you not approve?”
You frown, “That’s not the matter, and you know it, Satoru. He doesn’t deserve to deal with the council’s disapproval if I were to pick him. He has a life of his own, one that I will not uproot for trivial reasons, nor for you to entertain yourself by upsetting the elders.”
Satoru hums at your explanation, carefully taking the scroll from your hands and rolling it into his. He lets that smile creep back onto his lips when he eyes your furrowed brows, expertly flicking the end of the rolled paper in the middle of your forehead.
“You ought to be greedier, my princess,” Satoru chuckles, “And have a little faith in me. I was left in charge of your list of bachelors, but those old idiots approved of every name—I didn’t even have to make a case for him—I’d say it’s a sign! He’s quite handsome, don’t you think? Other princes are boring and desperate, plus think of all the fine sweets he could teach the kitchen staff to make!”
You should punish him for hitting you, but you can’t seem to care, only letting his words swarm your mind. So, you heed your advisor’s words, and luckily, Kento makes time for you, graciously allowing you to visit the following week, long before the bakery is to open for the day. You have to question him honestly, unable to drink the tea he’s brewed until you ask, “Did Satoru put you up to this? He can be protective and intimidating when he wants to be, but you needn’t fear if he’s threatened you. I’ll ensure you’re left alone, and I apologize on his behalf if he—”
You pause, only because you believe this is the first time you’ve heard the baker laugh. It’s light, warm, steady, even. You know Kento to flash an earnest smile from time to time, an enamored one when he’s teaching Yuuji a new technique that he masters quickly, a gentle one when feeding the birds stale crumbs—but true, ringing laughter is new to you.
“I was neither threatened, nor coerced, by Gojo,” Kento clarifies, reaching for a wooden jar of honey to his left, “He proposed the prospect to me a little over a year ago, and I informed him that I would be willing, so long as I had your mutual approval.”
“A year ago?”
Kento nods in confirmation, sweetening your tea to your liking before closing the jar, “He told me it would likely not come to this, but that your elders have been planning to arrange a contest for your hand, should you not choose a suitor within their preferred time frame.”
You nod slowly, grimacing slightly at the reminder—you know it’s only thanks to Satoru’s pestering, and quite frankly, frightening reputation, that they have not had you to take a husband by force. Still, it doesn’t explain why Satoru would be informing Kento of such sensitive information long before an official call for eligible bachelors.
“He is the one who arranged my apprenticeship, and who provided for Yuuji in my absence, but I accepted both of my own volition. Just as I have accepted the honor to court you, if you’ll have me,” Kento finishes stirring your tea before placing it carefully in front of you. When he looks up, he can see the steam of the hot water dancing in front of your face, swaying slightly when he speaks, “And I am prepared to fight for you hand, and your freedom, if it comes to it.”
#anonymous#i call it mastermind: 8k words / royal au / gojo has eyes everywhere / kento can knead more than dough w those arms amen#ok but hear me out: most everyone has no objection to kento but it does stick out that he's the only man without a royal lineage on the list#gojo keeps pushing that that's a non-factor (and actually a PLUS) but ur mi#*but ur military advisor suguru is not nearly as convinced. thinks a commoner would have even more reason to exploit you for your status#in short gojo thinks u should marry kento sweets and bread aside / suguru thinks u should marry another royal and boost both kingdoms' power#oh oh oh ive got it kento brings bread or something as a courting gift and one of suguru's proposed bachelors 100% poisons it to frame kento#bc he knew (and everyone knew) kento seemed to be favored over the other bachelors#and now suguru has reason to lock up kento; gojo thinks something fishy is going on; you just wanna see nanami#and megumi is lowkey just happy his dogs didnt have any bread this time 💀#or no wait maybe someone poisons kento's gifts but the dogs have it instead of u and they get sick and megumis like someones trying to kill#yes i WILL find a way to worm satoru into this!!!!! he will NAWT be left behind!!!!#nanami x reader
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Danse Is Bread Dough
Evidence: Jasmine said so while half awake. And she is too cute to deny.
Hancock won’t let it go- Jas is his shield so he doesn’t get mauled by Teddy Grahams/ Pillsbury Doughboy since he won’t dare to do anything with Jazzy present.
You can fight me on this one- I’ve been laughing about it with @sassenashsworld for a while now.
I love these twos bromance- even if they try to bite each others hands off. But ehhh- what siblings don’t attempt that at one point?
#Jas is a kitten girl. She’ll gravitate to the warmest and coziest spots and she’ll knead with content.#The growling boys are forced to behave and not bite one another for her sake.#Just think of that Micheal Scott GIF where he goes: “I’ll kill you.” That’s them to each other all the time.#But Hancock is right. Danse has a little plush to him and he shouldn’t be ashamed of that.#He is bread dough. That is his fate now. I need to gain art talent to draw this.#fallout#fallout 4#fallout4#fallout fanfic#fallout original character#fallout oc#paladin danse#danse fallout 4#danse#danse fo4#fo4#fo4 danse#john hancock
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Random Red Dwarf Headcanons:
I’ve had a bit too much wine and free time, and this is the result.
When Rimmer becomes hardlight, Lister sometimes lets him help with painting his clothes (e.g. see his painted leather jacket or the painted shirt he wears).
They take it in turns each week to make up a new game. Most of them are shit and get one play each, but sometimes this leads to classics. A favourite is ‘Hide the Freak’ where Rimmer is tasked with hiding and Holly provides various disguises to help him blend in. Think prop hunt, but with Rimmer. (This particular game was inspired by the polymorph). Rimmer agrees to play this VERY begrudgingly but secretly enjoys it.
Rimmer creates a hall of shoe trees using some display cabinets and a less busy corridor. It is a monument to fastidiousness but is at least tastefully done. It is soon expanded to include vintage wires and photographs of telephone poles, and before long Rimmer is forcing them all on tours through his museum.
The Cat went through a phase of using Kryten’s spare limbs as litter trays. No one speaks of this.
They nearly manage to form a band. No one speaks of this either.
Lister speaks Esperanto with Kryten for the simple reason that it drives Rimmer up the wall. (And maybe also so that he can treat Kryten as an agony aunt to help him deal with his crush on euro tunnel nostrils)
Kryten takes his role as agony aunt seriously, opening up a suggestion box which is thoroughly abused by Rimmer, who suggests that they all boil their heads.
The Cat gets into making bread and has a rather impressive sourdough starter. No one else has ever tried the bread.
Baby vending machines show up and no one notices at first because they are so small. They dispense tiktaks and M&Ms.
Kryten invents a new material and calls it ‘Krytonite’. No one has any idea what it can be used for.
Holly develops an obsession with playing eye-spy and the others are remarkably sporting about it.
#red dwarf#red dwarf headcanon#arnold rimmer#dave lister#the cat#kryten#rimmer/lister#this is very silly#feel free to add to this#I’m tipsy and I love thinking about them that is all#anyone have any idea as to what krytonite does? it’s gotta be stupid#cat is making bread because of the evolutionary impulse to KNEAD he needs to knead
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fic moodboard inspired by loaf love by @daydadahlias
Ashton and Calum cat-sit for a weekend.
#as i have over 40 cashton fics now open to reread this means mbs#read this cute little one again and my heart grew three sizes#also!! im in this fic!! my name is in it!!!!! how cool is that!!!#like many times jess indulged me this is one of them and she wrote this fic and i can't thank them enough <3#so here's my humble mb#searching for pictures of ashton with his shoulder exposed was so difficult how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions#up there is calum very fond of seeing chubby kneading ashton he can't believe what he's seeing#got the yummy cinnamon bread and some relevant sappy quotes for them#i also looked at so many pictures of orange tubbies i turned into the 🥺 emoji#well anyway this is a lovely fic that i love and thank u jess for writing it and i hope u like this little thing it's for u <3#disclaimer: this is not the real chubby these are paid actors i found on pinterest#fic moodboard#cashton fic
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shuji and sfw please
Omg that gangly man has not been on my brain is so long…..
I’d say, in his adult life he’s found he needs some minor action of grounding everyday — making something from scratch. Like painting, or cooking, or making bread, something that he can create with his own hands. Sometimes not even a cigarette can bite back the unease he feels from years of traumatic events, but when he’s creating something it’s as if that stress drains away into whatever medium he’s working with — even if it’s only temporary.
#I could see him teaching his SO how to knead bread properly#pretty domestic for him imo but I do think he has to force himself to let down those walls sometimes or he feels suffocated#🖤.az answers
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Kinn really does love this man because that seduction was a hot ass mess
#kinnporsche#hot ass mess#good thing kinn is an ass man#he was kneading a whole ass loaf of bread#how does porsche do anything after these trysts if kinn squeezes like that all the time
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Snuggling with my little baby kitten and he is HITTING ME in the face with his tail and ATTACKING my legs with his cute little paws.
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me and stray cat i dubbed muffin just straight chillin
#he seems to be abandoned and pre-owned#too friendly to be feral#has abandoned too soon kitten vibes#keeps trying to nurse on my robe#givin me bread kneads#and licks and purrs#angels on earth
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the only original lwj meta I see these days is my own projections onto him in increasingly niche modern scenarios. he would enjoy kneading bread dough by hand. that kind of stuff.
#jc should also get into kneading bread maybe. get some of that anger out#but then if he overkneads it it'll end up all dry and crumbly and he'll feel even worse like GREAT I can't even do well at this etc.#I don't think wwx makes bread btw I think it's too time-consuming and#not...intellectually stimulating enough? hm well he did make wine in the flashbacks so maybe he gets into it#it's a nice hobby for being domestic and relatively lowkey#I can see lwj getting VERY into breadmaking. it requires the precision and concentration + patience I think he excels at#no longer projecting though. I rarely make bread#cql txp
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i was like “oh maybe my roommate’s cat is gonna be shy maybe he won’t like me” THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS SITTING ON TOP OF ME AS WE SPEAK
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Price and Captain cute little thot🐾
“Captain!” You yelled as you kneaded the freshly made bread dough on the kitchen counter, your fingers sticky and dirty.
“He’s with me sweetheart!” John yelled back from outside, his own hands dirty but from the grass and mud as he planted the new basil seeds into the ground, just as you had asked him to this morning in bed your legs all tangled together.
“One of the sausages fell on the floor!” You listen intently to hear Price whistle and mutter something. Soon enough there’s a pitter patter of paws on the floor, a beautiful Belgian malinois with gorgeous hazel eyes peeks his head round the corner.
“Right there baby.” You gesture to the dropped food on the floor, Captain eagerly gobbles it up. His tail wagging happily as he eats.
#squishycheekanon#captain price x y/n#captain johnathan price#captain price x you#captain price smut#captain price x reader smut#captain price x reader#captain john price#captain price#john price#john price x y/n#john price x oc#john price x reader#price smut#price x reader#cod price#call of duty smut#captain price x female reader#captain john price x reader#captain john price x you#captain john price x female reader#john price x you#price x you#price x oc#price x y/n#call of duty
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miguel o'hara x shy crybaby housewife!reader (p2)
part 2 to this
miguel rolls you over on your back and takes your wrists in his hand, kissing your fingers and smiling up at you
it may be a sincere, sweet smile, but you're very flustered because this is your very attractive husband mind you
and you're still blushing like a schoolgirl when he looks at you with hearts in his eyes!!
he laughs softly at your flustered expression, and he just makes you even more embarrassed by spreading ur thighs open and licking his lips.
and he eats you up literally bc he bites down on your thigh like ur a little bun of bread, with the chomp noise and all >:(
then he goes n leaves a huge bite like the vampire daddy he is and then kisses it better, leaving a hickey and riling you up n making you whine
he is so mean!! but hes also calling u a good little wife so u're feeling very floaty <33
then his hands knead ur breasts and you whimper, so sensitive after the bath to the point where a brush of his skin against yours makes you super wet between ur legs poor babyy
and miguel notices that and bites his lip. you're such a needy baby, aren't you, gatita?
u never wanna admit it, but that's okay, he'll just prove it by fucking you so good you go dumb <33
so he gets to work on the fountain of youth between your legs
licks a fat stripe up your cunt and makes you twitch and shiver
stay still, baby, he mumbles against ur pussy, lean back, let daddy enjoy his favorite dessert~
fuck you taste so sweet, gatita, you got daddy wrapped around your little finger, mm?
you really have no idea how sexy you are :((
he licks up all your juices and laughs when he feels your thighs shaking, and just keeps eating his lovely wife out like she's his last meal
then when he feels your little hole clenching down, just so desperate to be filled
he shoves two fingers in and grins when you scream in pleasure, coming as he curls his fingers up into your cunt as you squirt all over his face <3333
pulls his fingers away and licks up the mess on his hand
then he holds his fingers out to you like "wanna taste"
n you're like "eww no" and he bursts out laughing
"more for me then hahaha- ow! dont hit me gatita"
he's disgusting...ly charming omg
u turn on ur side facing away from him but he pushes u on your back again
did you think he was done with you?? oh no no
he sinks in, no more prep needed since he got u sooooo needy and even his teasing made you so flustered nd aroused
"ah, such a cute little plaything, letting me fuck her as i please, you like when i tease you dont you bebita<3"
you whimper and turn ur head away, but he goes no no babyy i wont tease anymore, my pretty wife just look at me please?~
you turn ur head back to him and he grins, thrusting even harder
"ahh that's it baby~" he grunts, pinning your wrists to the side and kissing your neck sloppily.
"d-daddy!" you whine, squirming under his weight and he laughs
"don't run from me, bebita, we both know your pretty pussy loves me, doesnt it~?"
and he rubs ur little clit and makes you scream and go dumb from bliss
then he goes even harder, overstimulating u, but when you can't hear him, he whispers so many sorrys and i love yous because he knows he doesnt deserve such a pretty little wife who lets him do whatever he wants with her :((
but he hears you slur out, "i love you" and he kisses you passionately, both his and your doubts gone because this moment is all you two needed to calm down
then he wraps the two of you up in the blankets in a spooning position and kisses you goodnight n cradles you in his arms
but not before he slips his cock in u again >:))
he makes you sleep that way cockwarming him
and as a reward u wake up to the feeling of him lazily thrusting into you <3
#soft dom miguel o'hara#miguel o'hara#miguel o'hara smut#miguel spiderverse#miguel o'hara x reader#miguel o’hara smut#atsv miguel#miguel x reader
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