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midnight-m4ss · 7 months

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This is living in my head rent free

#father paul #father paul hill #midnight mass #monsignor pruitt #john pruitt #hamish linklater #help i cant breath #he would give good head

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nickyroethemarinebiologist · 6 months

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Humphrey Bone, light of my life

#love/hate relationship with his outfit because it is so hard to draw but also. god it looks so cool #his drip was too good they had to take his head off #coolest guy in the afterlife #he has “gives good hugs” vibes #but if you hugged him his head would probably roll off #so.#I’d take the risk tho. again the outfit looks so cool but ALSO it seems very warm. and huggable #do you understand #humphrey in general seems very huggable #i love and miss him #silliest guy around #art tag #bbc ghosts #ghosts #bbc ghosts humphrey #tiny guys

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littlecrittereli · 2 months

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ougghhh guysssssss

Thinking about this AU idea again

(Dont worry I'm not done with Reprogrammed yet BUT THIS HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL IT HAS NOT LEFT MY BRAIN)

I can smell the dramatic "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!!!" exclamation from here

#wild kratts #chris kratt #martin kratt #wild kratts fanart #kratt brothers #Chris is a little emo but he's 14 so aren't they all #also his parents died so give him a break #Martin is the same except oh my god he's so tired #hes trying really really hard to be super responsible and a good guardian to Chris #also I think it would be super intimidating if maybe he's got CPS looming over his head still debating whether he's a fit guardian for Chri #because of his job that requires so much traveling and long hours #and the government is like “are you ssuurreeee Chris is being raised properly??”#and Martin is like “I THINK SO???”#KINDA LIKE IN LILO AND STITCH HOW NANI IS TRYING REALLY HARD TO KEEP CUSTODY OF LILO #BUT THE UNIVERSE IS AGAINST HER #WK Guardianship AU

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sysig · 4 months

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Puts the “plates” in “Fellplates” (Patreon)

#Doodles #Handplates #UT #Fellplates #Gaster #Papyrus #Hurt Gaster! Do it! Maybe classic will get a shiver down the infiniteness of the multiverse!#I wonder if he'd actually do it to himself or if he'd get it put on him by someone else for the full dramatic twist haha #Who even would? Asgore from sheer force? Alphys?? Idk lol #It's just the irony for me for now ♪#Although to completely cover them there'd have to be four rather than two :0 Hmm #Alphys' gift of fingerless gloves was a lot less invasive hm ♪ But that's part of the fun #I don't mean to keep doing crossovers - quite anyway lol - but hmm could that be 2-P from Fellplates with so much empathy in his eyes?#I guess it's the question of if Monsters Are or if they are Made ♪ Personally I'm partial to the latter but I do still fall into the former #Well either way - the important part is a Papyrus that doesn't like what he sees! He knows how much those hurt first (or 2nd? pfft) hand #And then just some errant thoughts about the Lost Soul head style and Gaster's void scars - give 'em to this version why not #Does any Gaster remain unscathed? Would he even be Gaster in that case? :)#A smile behind the white glow and tired eyes ringed by dark scars ♪ Fellplates is fun because he always looks good when he's suffering #The void smoke is still quite fun to draw hehe

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amaranthdahlia · 3 months

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[chapter 408] extended cut - sewer chase scene

#oh yeah you knowwww where this was based from🤧🤧#im kinda sad how mid this turned out rip i hnstly thought i was cooking with the idea (the execution blew tho</3)#anyways yeah the idea just popped in my head when i was looking at the cover redraw i did #and i was like hm the talk of izukus possessiveness here.....woah this scene would be real good with the dawn of quirks era cast #at first it was gonna be the other way around with kudou taking yoichi and afo going batshit and screaming GIVE HIM BACK #but then i was like wait no THIS is a cleverer idea #cus another thing!!! i always like to think afo-yoichi-kudou-bruce had a confrontation before they all started running and yoichi dying #which would further expand afos angry impulsive choice #cus after this scene yoichi has alot of words to say about his brother after he gets out of his grasp and then runs to kudous side #and boom the chase scene . the handhold was the last straw for him #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha manga spoilers #mha #bnha #mha all for one #mha afo #shigaraki yoichi #yoichi shigaraki #mha kudou #mha bruce #second one for all user #third one for all user #dahlia.art #second ofa user

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zinny333 · 1 year

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what gets me about far beyond the stars is that unlike other sci-fi or supernatural shows that have a “maybe it’s all a dream” episode, this episode ends with hope that even if the entirety of star trek is just benny’s imagination, just his dream, what a good dream it is

#star trek #star trek deep space nine #star trek ds9 #st ds9 #ds9 #deep space nine #benjamin sisko #captain benjamin sisko #captain sisko #benny russell #far beyond the stars #I rewatched the ep today for its 25 anniversary #and this popped in my head #sisko is looking out of the station into the stars #and he isn’t anxious or upset that he might not be real #and it even gives him the courage to keep moving forward #because if it is benny’s dream he wants to make sure it’s a good dream #one that would give benny hope in return #it’s just such a well done episode and Avery brooks was incredible in his performance and direction of it

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shadowtraveled · 10 days

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this is a largely meaningless observation but, based on the fleki uniform demonstration comic, mithrun seems to wear the default style of the canary uniform, probably because he has no desire to personalize it or preference for how to do so, etc. when he does seem to pick his own clothes, though, they don’t look super in-line with what we’re shown of elven clothing styles in his region: high collars look like they’re fairly popular with elves in general, but out of uniform he tends to be a lot more covered up than everyone else—long sleeves, long pants, boots rather than sandals, and he dresses that way both prior to getting eaten and after the events of the series. anyway it’s kind of cute that after everything that happened to him, someone cared enough to remember what his clothing preferences used to be.

#sorry my head is full of him #dungeon meshi spoilers #just mentioned. just a bit #dungeon meshi #mithrun #he’s like a case study in the problems that would Of Course arise in a society with the standards and values we frequently see in elves #in fantasy which is very refreshing because again What is with fantasy writers writing their elven societies Like That and going no they can #be weird elitists they’re hot and they’re kind of right. and leaving it at that. i mean i know why that happens but. anyway #if elves are going to be elfing in that way it’s so much more interesting to see how that manifests and affects individuals within that #culture. this was a large part of essek’s appeal to me also lmfaondns and it is why i can’t stop giving my dnd characters elf ancestry. if #you’re going to make them be fucked up let me think about the consequences !!!! but anyway yeah no mithrun gets to be on my mind 24/7 #because he Is the consequences. and it’s very good but also i am so so sad

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scintillyyy · 4 months

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actually i am going to say that you do have to consider that tim's childhood spent in a variety of sports and activities and exposure to various different sports (gymnastics probably, given whole wanting to be like dick...aikido probably...tennis...probably football at least for a couple years, his dad is jack after all. i'm gonna assume he did little league for a bit, that would track for his upbringing. soccer maybe.) is actually pretty important in giving him a fairly strong starting base prior to him becoming robin as far as good proprioception, strength, good hand/foot-eye coordination, balance, motor control, joint stability, less likely to have a history of injuries or overuse of certain muscle groups due to specialization, etc.

#listen do i think that tim is the best physically no of course not #but i think sometimes he gets cast as well he had a late start in comparison #and i think if you take that view you've really discounted his childhood giving him access to a variety of different sports #and that is actually super super beneficial #so while i do think he's the type to need to practice more and work a bit harder #but it's not like he woke up one day and went from couch to robin #he also would have had a decently strong athletic base to draw from #sorry guys muscles are my thing so like in my head i understand comics and comics logic #but in my heart i'm like no no excessive overuse is not good for kids under a certain age and more likely to predispose them to injury #get them doing a variety of things

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13eyond13 · 7 months

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underrated funny thing about lawlight is they never actually did get to confirm that 100% of the time they were basically thinking exactly what the other person thought they were thinking every single time

#im thinking about this because of the relationship i have with one of my bosses #like hes extremely hard to read and doesnt make small talk but hes also considerate in quiet ways #so im always like guessing what hes thinking and feeling and wondering if hes trying to do the same back #but then im like am i just projecting onto him completely? making this all up in my head #hes giving nothing and im imagining everything. and you really dont want to make assumptions because it would be awkward to be wrong #for example a few times now things that i wondered if he was doing to make my life easier were actually just things he was doing #because he was secretly preparing to close up shop #so i was glad i never voiced my appreciation for his thoughtfulness out loud to him when i found out the truth lol #ANYWAYS unlike in my situation #the entire time whenever one of those two thinks one thing the other one is like 'i bet he's thinking this' and we the readers #look between their thought bubbles and go 'pffft he sure is what are you gonna do now'#its probably a good thing they went to mu because the afterlife couldn't handle all the smug sex theyd be having on every available surface #24/7/365 #lawlight #p

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queenimmadolla · 7 months

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I feel as though Eddie Munson would greatly enjoy being an Italian Greyhound dog dad. The ultimate practice child dog and he might even love it more than his own children. Just imagine, 30 year old Eddie at the supermarket, arms fuller than when he was a teen and more ink than he’d had as a youth laced over them. He’s got a pair of black sunglasses on to hide the reds of his eyes, and he no longer clinks with each step, chains long gone. Now, it’s just the hard click of his boots, reeboks traded in for leather. Throw in a couple of neck tattoos for the fun of it. He oozes sex appeal. But the small skinny, quivering dog in his arms, large fear-filled eyes from the over-stimulation his paw touching the resinous floor had caused in the mere 2 seconds it was there before he’d begun cowering against Eddie’s leg, does not.

The poor pup is shaking from his second long ordeal, overbite making him look even more pathetic and sickly. It’s the cutest thing. And that’s all anyone who lays eyes on Eddie, browsing through the aisles with his dog child in his arms, can think. Even the employees are bewitched, none bother approaching him to bring attention to their No Pets policy.

#he would be SUCH a good dog dad #the pup even has a special car seat #dog dad!eddie munson #eddie munson #eddie munson headcanons #giving eddie head(canons)#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson fluff

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seaglassdinosaur · 2 months

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I know we collectively agree that Hiccup isn’t romantically inclined, and his getting married and having kids didn’t make sense in the epilogue, but consider: Hiccup getting married for political reasons.

It’s a marriage of alliance, which is recognized both by him and his partner, and they enter it without expectations of romantic involvement. Since they’re now married, they live in the same castle, spend time together, and Hiccup finds he really likes his spouse. They’re funny, get along with his friends, and has the same interests and values. They both probably speak multiple languages. She understands why Hiccup is so dedicated to making the Wilderwest better, and holds similar views. She’s a good politician (her job after all, was to be an ambassador). Hiccup likes spending time with them, and the feeling is mutual. They’re not in love, they have their own lives, but they’re dedicated to each other and eventually decide to raise children. They teach their kids how to train hawks and hunt with dragons, riding, history, the Languages, and all the necessary skills of their world. They’re not in love and they’re happy together.

#pushing the aromantic hiccup agenda and also the queerplatonic agenda #as much as the idea of hiccup getting married was always a little off to me it was more the romantic angle #which I why I like the idea of a marriage of alliance and a partner who understands that #and then of course the montage of them being a good team and getting along #and going ‘yeah I like this person. I think this is the person I want to spend my life with.’#also a) a lot of arranged political marriages did have the foreign spouse function as an ambassador #b) polyglot hiccup is canon and I think it would be neat if his spouse was as well. it is a marriage alliance after all.#she isn’t from the small area of berm #(actually give all the Vikings regional accents. I think it’s neat)#c) she/they because I didn’t feel firmly about the partner’s gender and the nords were pretty gender diverse #anyway I think the partner would probably be fond of the library and admire hiccup got it open way back when #get along with Fishlegs and camicazi well enough #and enjoy dramatic stories of their adventures. maybe have some of her own #also: normalize people having their own lives outside their partners. hiccup and they are happy together but also have their own friends #oh and you know hiccup would be a great dad. he loves Stoick but he would so much be the dad he wished he had growing up #are the kids bio related? are they adopted (cast off and No Names)? who knows!#I could build in my head what hiccup’s spouse is like but I’ll leave it here #they exist as we construct them #httyd #httyd books #my post #book!hiccup #hiccup the third #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #book hiccup

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ratwithhands · 2 months

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1 - Diantha security detail comic

2 + 3 - Emmet's UDF uniform vs Kalosian Guard uniform

4 - Lore/Background comic

Hooo boy ok so this idea has been simmering on the backburner for a while now. So Legends Z-A had its trailer released a few days back and I figured I'd make something around it. I know logically it's going to be a game set in the past but I found myself wanting to work on something more futuristic/sci-fi which is why we have our little Cyber Emmet here.

There's a lot of different things to mention so I'm just gonna break them down by the images.

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Diantha is attending a conference/ceremony where she will be discussing the plans for the urbanization of Kalos with the assistance of neighbouring tech giant and long time trade partner Unova. As a sign of goodwill, the Unovan Defense Force sent several people to either work as security or to help organize and prepare the ceremony. Among the list of people is Emmet, who was recently "working with" the UDF, and who is going to serve as Diantha's bodyguard for the event

Emmet's uniform was made by a mix of Unovan and Kalosian designers. It's meant to mimic the shapes while still keeping aspects of his Unovan uniform (mainly the collar, cuffs, and silver trim). He is carrying a handgun from his UDF uniform, however due to the public nature of the event, he is using his charge pistol instead of his wired pistol. He's also using a different face shield, using a silver one as opposed to his black one, since it better matches the uniform he's wearing for the event

Diantha's fur coat still has the angel wing shape. This isn't lore relevant I just couldn't fit the full thing onto the panel but it's definitely there

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Emmet uses a wired pistol (left side holster) and a charge pistol (right side holster). Both are standard issue firearms used by the UDF, however charge pistols are more common thanks to them being easy to hold and carry. A wired pistol connects to a battery pack of some kind to fire at a greater speed, whereas a charge pistol will generate its own power but take longer to fire and load. Emmet's wired pistol connects to the battery network that powers his body, allowing him to take advantage of his fast reflexes by using his faster weapon

Emmet doesn't get anything to wear for his Unovan uniform! Part of the contract he signed for his cybernetics states that he can't cover the prostheses unless it could lead to a breach in confidentiality (such as going to a foreign region or appearing in public outside of work reasons) since he's meant to effectively advertise the quality and construction of the body built for him. Of course he refuses to go outside completely naked to fight so the UDF got him a cropped version of his coat and shoes so he can have some more cover

The face shield is meant more for form than function. Technically the only purpose they serve is to cover his face when he's out on patrol, though it can also act as a screen to show him information about what he's seeing (kind of like an AR headset). He could technically get the screen function though cornea implants but he's not doing that + he wants the anonymity provided by the shield

Sections of the body can split open or be removed. The front abdominal panel can do both due to the different processing mechanisms inside needing easy access for repair/maintenance. Limbs can be swapped for different prostheses provided they have a compatible socket

The sockets in Emmet's back can be used to power other weapons/devices if he has a compatible cable. Emmet was given a bag of different attachments and cables to hook into his back so he can power a range of things from phones to laser rifles

He has removable skin. Any shot of him with the black body is the body without skin. In situations where he could possibly have skin showing or he is required to wear something that shows more skin, he'll have material rolled over the sections of his body that will be visible so they look more normal

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Emmet got run over by a train ♥ long story short is that he went to rescue a passenger who had fallen off the platform and miscalculated how much time he had before the train pulled in. Once he got stabilized in the hospital afterwards, he only has around 30% of his original body intact, along with some sections they were able to somewhat repair but required new hardware being installed in order to return their function. Anything under the waist and a large portion of his arms were crushed beyond repair and as such, he's been connected to different machine to mimic the functions of his organs

The UDF (in a rather scummy play) contacted Emmet for business, asking him to sign a contract that would ensure he would live by letting them test their confidential new tech on him. He is the only ethical candidate they have for testing such prostheses so to get him to agree, they offer to cover the cost of everything relating to his health and work, as well as paying him a salary for the trouble. Since the only other options are "die slowly" or "lose all self sufficiency and go bankrupt living in hospital", he agrees, and so begins his second job as a living experiment and tool for the UDF

I think that's the most I've written for one post yikes. This isn't even everything but I'll cut it here because my hands are not pleased with me typing.

I still have a lot to think about for this concept, mostly what kind of work Emmet will do while overseas in Kalos and whether something dangerous enough will happen to warrant him using his body for what it was made for. That might be funny, only two settings and they're "I love macarons :)" and bloodshed.

Anyways hope you guys enjoyed this dump, feel free to ask on anything (it helps me write too ^^). See you later and have a nice day!

#submas #au #submas au #emmet #subway master emmet #emmet pokemon #kudari #fanart #sketch #drawing #digital art #it just occurred to me that the joltiks would basically cover him like a giant yellow fur coat because he gives off electricity #maybe I should draw that #anyways I am infinitely enraged with how much better he looks from the back!! pretty boy but only when he's not looking at you #SHIT I just realized I forgot to mention the tank #uhh fun fact Emmet spends half of his day inside of a tube ♥ the prostheses can only support him for so long and they can't do his organ fu #They have the capability‚ but it's nowhere near as good as the specialized machines he hooks into at home‚ so he still spends much of his #time asleep or resting in the tube at home. The good thing is that he's a third of his original size so the life support tube doesn't take #up too much space.#Hoough ok I think that's enough writing let me know if you guys want more of this creature‚ I'm heading out for the night #See you and have a nice day!

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virginburial · 9 months

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could you do a blurb where reader is chad’s passenger princess. i feel like chad would never let reader drive themselves around… and that’s not just because i would die to be his passenger seat princess.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ anon you are so right and let me tell you why

Chad's CD mix! .·:*¨༺♱༻¨*:·.

Chad is so protective at times; one time, he remembered your sunscreen and brought it with him when you both went on a hike, or that time Chad's reflexes worked faster than his brain, and he caught you before you slipped on some black ice last winter. It's one of the ways he healthily tries to show off his masculinity; 'the open road is too dangerous for an angel like you to drive on', so he would much rather take the risk and drive you everywhere you need to go.

he'd make his passenger's seat comfortable for you too, ordering a neck pillow for the seat, an extra cup holder, and getting CDs of all your favorite albums (because Chad drives a piece of shit 2007 Honda Civic, and the aux outlet doesn't work). Hell, he even ordered a vinyl sticker that said 'passenger princess' skdkjvfdj and he stuck it on the sun visor mirror so you'd be reminded that your his princess every time you fix your mascara after he finger bangs you in a McDonald's drive-thru.

he'd take you to work, then show up fifteen minutes before your shift ends to take you home, skipping the last couple minutes of practice or class. he'd let you go out with your friends but always is around to be your designated driver. if you need to run to Walmart in the middle of the night, you can expect Chad to be up and ready to go. running his hand up and down your thigh because it's midnight and you look so pretty just sitting there.

to the point where Chad has to pull over and eat you out until your come all over the leather seat, his tongue lazily dragging down your slit as you hold on to the armrest and the handlebar. it gets embarrassing when a cop pulls over because he thinks you guys are having car trouble.

.·:*¨༺♱༻¨*:·.

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