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phin-tastic · 11 months

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alternate universe in which tyler and the narrator didn’t start fight club, so the narrator just (vague) posts on reddit

#saw that reddit thing and immediately thought of him and the calls with his father #he’s like me fr #but with an actual like well paying job #i just have a part time commitment🫡#at least he doesn’t have to deal with customers #he would combust #fight club #the narrator #tyler durden

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lonelysa1lor · 2 years

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Yknow that joke where someone wants to travel back in time to show a victorian child something Modern?

Arthur Lester.

#he would combust #then put himself back together #malevolent #Arthur Lester

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comradekatara · 2 months

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> be zuko

> try desperately to ingratiate yourself within the avatar’s friend group (to no avail, of course, because you have terrible social skills, and previously tried to kill them, also)

> try to fight off the human wmd you previously hired to blow them all up

> fail miserably, because he is indestructible

> watch as sokka effortlessly kills him with a very precise boomerang throw to the brain

> suddenly recall every single time you got hit in the head by his boomerang

> feel immense gratitude for what you had previously dismissed as uncle’s obnoxiously stringent and paranoid over-emphasis on the importance of helmet safety

#zuko #sokka #combustion man #iroh #sokka could’ve taken down all of unanimity with his boomerang #he and yangchen would’ve been the fucking dream team fr #altho i guess jujinta also has rly precise aim so he basically fulfills that role #but like. sokka has precise aim AND everything else kavik has (except for waterbending but like. he doesn’t even need it)#anyway. these tags are not relevant to the post at all #also i think zuko would like the helmet bc a) they’re regulation so he feels more militaristic in them and b) they cover his scar #but for the purposes of this joke of he hates the way they compress on his skull and he also whines before iroh makes him put it on #honestly both are equally plausible to me #so let’s just say it’s a combination thereof

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bakedbeanchan · 2 months

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AU where Zuko doesn't practice helmet safety

#baked bean originals #avatar the last airbender #zuko #sokka #iroh #atla #what would even happen after this. aang's firebending teacher is dead #he'd have to learn from. jeong jeong.#on another note i love how violence is such a big deal to aang #but it's just a chore to sokka #he did not gaf about killing all those guys in air ships or combustion man #“YEAH BOOMERANG :D!!” sokka you just murdered a man.#he cheers after he murders combustion the exact same way i cheer when i finish writing a tedious essay

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noodles-and-tea · 3 months

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parentlock for the soul?

His dear Watson <\3

#going feral over them currently #he’s just so GENTLE WITH HER #have mercy on John’s soul when he walks in to the flat to see this #I for one would probably spontaneously combust :)#my art #ask #sherlock holmes #johnlock #john watson #sherlock #bbc sherlock #Rosie Watson #parentlock

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scrambledslut · 1 year

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#why you making that face😓😓😓😓😓#i could never look him in the eyes #i would spontaneously combust #he’s a puppy #pedro pascal #javier peña #javier pena #narcos #pedrohub #pedro pascal x reader #pedro pascal x y/n #javier pena x reader #javier pena x y/n #javier pena imagine

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cosmic-seer · 5 months

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Taking this concept and put a spin on it.

#it’s messy but here we are #you ever rizz someone into being confident enough to lowkey confess #highkey????#maybe kinda sorta planning a companion fic #MAYBE #deadass think he would spontaneously combust the first time this happened #but then would rise immediately from those ashes with a confidence he’d never thought he’d feel again #and bam #there would be no grace to it though #dipplinshipping #kieran pokemon #kieran x juliana #juliana pokemon #juliana X kieran #@dipplinduo #this one’s for you #cosmicseerart #cosmic draws

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months

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obviously hanguang-jun would wear sports bras…. right?

Wei Wuxian failed his perception and insight check rolls.

#ask #poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #Flirting works differently when you are Neurodiverse. You need to be told directly or its Not A Thing. (this is a ADHD wwx household)#call that...taking the Initiative....#He is just trying to be polite but also still stuck on a very specific idea of who lwj is.#'He can't be flirting with me - Lan Zhan would combust if he had a single gay thought!'.#combined with: 'I think I might have a little bit of a crush on lwj but it could just be a desire for closer friendship'.#And now we have a recipe for trying to take on the burden of 'protecting someone' from your feelings #when its really just a problem with communication and being afraid of your own feelings + feeling as if you need to handle it alone.#Which we all know is wwx's major flaw. Call that *~*~Character consistency*~*~#Anyways - your art gave me a much needed laugh today B*) thank you very much (also whoops I didn't realize I wasn't following you until now

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buwheal · 15 days

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i lied and i messed around on a canvas instead spare me from your wrath......

#it would be soooo awesome if i didnt get stuck trying to start another ask #i really want to draw the next one but sometimes im just sitting there so instead i opted to just mess around with my favorite little brush #if i dont let him put his hair up into a cute little ponytail for whatever reason in ygm i WILL explode and melt away into a drain #bye!!!! goodbye!!!! see you!!! im dead exploded combusted into the goop the schlop the gloop the schlime #pleassse pleaaasssee let me OUTTTTTTTTTT PLEASE lte me do it please im begging #(nobody stopping me)#i love ourple canvas #i want to squeege him into a million bazillion trillion pieces #maybe he does that to paint or smth #waugh

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equill · 2 months

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The Warden

Panel: No escape.

Ok, now just some silly ideas to share (playing around with the au)

Comic 1: Invading dreams

Extra: no thanks.

Comic 2: Unwanted attention

#naruto #naruto fanart #kakashi hatake #rin nohara #obito uchiha #infinite tsukuyomi #fanart #art #my art #sketch #drawing #digital art #hello i have yet to combust #just some drawings to share to get back to posting #playing around with styles of coloring #anywayss went back to the infinite tsukuyomi au #it’s started off as trying to learn and bring back information or dreams to entertain kakashi #(being aware of being trapped is taking a toll oh him)#but soon as they continue to view around and traveling through the roots #seeing how everyone has a different look on him #they catch a glimpse of obito looking around #so the journey starts as it makes sure that he’ll never get his hands on him again #hiding him with the cocooned as much as possible and #(at some point it detaches itself from the original genjutsu and lives off kakashi chakra)#then #be it build a defense around the mind or alternatively #erase memories that kakashi has of him #the genjutsu conclusion is that this is what will make Kakashi happy #if he never remember then the pain associated with it would cease #kakashi is horrified to know with pasting time his mind is essentially being tampered with

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dramashii · 2 months

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Imagine going back in time and finding out your celebrity crush knew you in highschool, was actually your neighbor at one point, and had a crush on you????

#These are what my wildest dreams are made of #this drama is basically a fangirl's fantasy #lovely runner #kdrama #not related but i keep getting distracted with byeon woo seok's face #he is so handsome #thinking about everything now #when he saw her on the bridge he actually recognized her #it's been years but HE STILL RECOGNIZED HER #i would have combusted knowing this information #k:just thoughts

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crescentpaws · 3 months

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imagine book 1 dex finding out that the fandom ships him with vackers

#he would spontaneously combust #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc dex #dex dizznee #dexiana #kotlc fedex

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fenn-eats-flowers · 3 months

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I adore ten but there are like 6 episodes across 3 seasons that I can watch without having to block off at least a week for emotional recovery. Which sucks for me bc it’s my comfort show but more importantly please dear lord give the poor dude a break. Wow

#doctor who #tenth doctor #david tennant #10th doctor #i would say bro needs a vacation but he would immediately combust #rose tyler #donna noble #martha jones

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gunsatthaphan · 6 months

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