fulcrum….sabine finally wearing her armor…!!! ahsoka flexing and using only one lightsaber against the inquisitor because she only needs one to absolutely destroy them…very snips of her…. “funny, he never mentioned you”!!! carson teva my boy…the way sabine caved because she loves Ezra and couldn’t bring herself to risk losing the opportunity to get him back…fucking ANAKIN AND AHSOKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT FUCKING HAPPENED FUCK I’M NOT OKAY. HER FACE WHEN SHE HEARD HIS VOICE NOBODy TALK TO ME
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Why does he look like David Tennant
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okay i forgive the writers for brushing off tom’s whump because they redeemed themselves by giving me a glorious augustus whump.
this gave me proper whumperflies oh my oh my ✨ dry heaving on the floor trying to catch my breath ✨
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No, no, no, but imagine just being Laszlo's familiar and standing on your knees at his feet, just staring at that man adoringly while he's recording his bits for the documentary
If you're doing it at your own volition he glances at you a bit confused at first, but then just shrugs it off, thinking "familiars will familiar, I guess" before resting a hand at the top of your head and stroking your hair
If it's a request from him you're just too eager to drop down without a second thought, and he will smile at you before purring a "good human", so quietly only you can hear it
Either way, the view from your spot is perfect and you couldn't ask for anything else in the world. Maybe - just maybe - if he's feeling extra generous, he will let you rest your chin on his knee
You know, just prime puppy behavior. You're his, entirely
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Naruto shippuden things that made me lose my mind (ep 244-260):
Dark naruto my beloved 🖤 (I wish naruto could externalize these thoughts to someone else and they could comfort him so he wouldn't have to comfort himself)
Kushina @ naruto: wow minato didn't tell u shit
There's something very... unsettling? To me about minato. I think maybe it's just bc bad writing but something feeling deeply wrong about him?
Child itachi: don't worry, sasuke, I'll protect u (I think they're framing this as a sweet moment but it just feels sad and fucked up and sinister bc itachi u literally r going to create a monster. Like u meant well in ur own fucked logic but u hurt him so so bad)
Kushina, dying: naruto, stay the fuck away from lord jiraiya
Kisame, confronting his impending doom: I choose death by shark attack
Tobi, on his way out the door to murder someone and desecrate a corpse: kabuto don't do anything fucked up while I'm gone
I can't take Kabuto seriously in that snake hoodie???
In Madara secret hide out of horrors he has a chamber of eyeballs, a mutieyed beast that sucks the souls from jinchuriki, 100,000 lil white soldiers, and the petrified remains of hashirama. What a fucking place to live.
Everytime we find a new character with part of hashirama in them, it only gets funnier
Spend 20 episodes traveling to keep naruto safe then just fucking instantly their position is compromised lmao
I would like everyone to stop lying to naruto, please
Yamatoooooo in the belly of a snake :'(((
7yr old naruto: what were my parents like? The 3rd hokage: fuck off. Bye.
The writers: what if we reanimated the original Naruto but gave kakashi smaller hair?
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