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battlemaiden13 · 1 year

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who's the biggest simp? like just obsessive and boasts about evey little things their s/o.

s/o: *walking down the stairs*

them: AN ANGEL HAS DEASCENDED TO BLESS US MORTALS 🥹🛐🛐🛐

s/o:*blushing* bro wtf 🤨

From biggest to least biggest simp with some brief explanation

Edge - think Gomez Addams Level simp. If he is in a relationship that person is his everything

Syrup - It’s more of an inner dialogue than boasting, but he does bring you up in conversation a lot. anything you want is yours and obviously he’s obsessed with you

Red - He never thought anyone would want him so when you did he couldn’t help but be enamored by you. The simps so hard for you that he doesn’t even know he’s doing it.

Berry - Is always boasting about you to everyone. His office has heaps of pictures of you and he always talks about you any chance he gets

Orange - It’s not as obvious but he does boast about you and everything you do seems to amazing him

Papyrus - Boast about you all the time to anyone who will listen, He always seems to draw conversations back to how great you are even if you never came up before

Blue - He has a ton of photos of you and talks about you alot but he also gets distracted easily so he will jump topics unlike Papyrus who only wants to talk about you

Sans - Just because he’s last doesn’t mean he’s not a simp for you it’s just a lot more subtle and less in your face than everyone else.

#Undertale #undertale Imagines #undertale sans #undertale papyrus #underfell #underfell papyrus #underfell sans #underswap #underswap sans #underswap papyrus #swapfell #swapfell sans #swapfell papyrus #house next door #undertale

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stuffedfoxwiththewifipassword · 2 years

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I have headcanons for The Villians of Valley View cause my brain is raging

Vic/Kraniac

• ADHD. Massive, undiagnosed ADHD

• He/it king

• He was that science kid who accidentally set the lab on fire (or on purpose)

• Likes nerdy dad jokes, even has a book of them under his bed.

• Simp king for his wife. Gomez Addams level of simping. He loves Eva so much

• Owns only button up shirts and jeans. Likes to wear T-shirts to bed

• Loves his kids, but of course they can’t know that!!

• The results of growing up without a therapist, and still needs therapy.

• Names all his gadgets and even his bag. He adores his messenger bag.

• Actually thought the Goa-T was a good look. Eva told him the truth.

• Talks a lot about his hyper-fixations, and does have a Tumblr page.

• Astrology bitch

Eva/Surge

• Loves her ADHD husband and kids more than anything in the world.

• When she first became a mom, she would read all those parenting books, before realizing that she should just be herself

• Has cried over Disney movies, but don’t tell anyone.

• Hates water because of her powers, has an irrational fear of electrocuting one of her family memebers.

• Colby is her favorite, but don’t tell Amy or Jake

• Short Queen with electric powers. Run.

• Is ticklish, but only Vic knows.

• Coffee addiction, never goes a day without 2 cups.

Jake/Chaos

• Bisexual mess

• Has saved a kitten from a tree

• Has memes of his entire family stored on his computer

• Golden retriever energy

• Has owned at least 4 “wreck this journal” books.

Amy/Havok

• The perfect blend of Vic’s ADHD and Eva’s tired energy

• Middle child blues

• Secretly listens to love songs and watches Rom/coms.

• Lesbian queen.

• Is more independent than anyone in her family

Anger issues

Colby/Flashform

If a villain was an influencer

They/him

Likes to shapeshift into a bird and fly around

Knows every vine and can recite them

Isn’t allowed outside without supervision

Isn’t allowed to say fuck but does regularly

#please #the villains of valley view #villains of valley view #my headcanons #HEHEHEHE #Vic Madden #Eva Madden #Jake Madden #Amy Madden #Colby Madden #There’s so many more

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mrdarcygenderenvy · 2 years

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1940 Hollywood Pride and Prejudice (ranked by my own ridiculous metrics)

I wrote this off when younger because it was old and black and white, the costumes are absolutely bonkers, ‘victorian meets fully 1940s, big cardboard matching patterned bonnets’ bonkers, so I only watched this recently. BUT IT WAS SO FUN? A very tight and delicious vintage hollywood treatment.

I feel like this movie left the romance as inevitable, and focused mostly on class and reputation vibes, which it did great - maybe because it’s from so deep in the past that those vibes honestly still operated in a similar way to the 19th Century.

TAKES: Darcy is Fully relegated to a framing device where all he does is simp for Elizabeth, giving her runway to be maximum snarky and boss the film. The end also has some narratively neat fix-it-fic elements, making Lady Catherine fully pro-Elizabeth and pairing Mary off with a dork with a flute which you have to respect.

They also have a line where one of them is like ‘your pride’ and the other replies something something ‘your prejudice’ and I just love that courage and self-confidence of fully leaning into it, it went so hard.

Wildness: 7/10 On the one hand, classic vintage hollywood. On the other, the costumes and some accents are capital W Wild, Mr Bennet keeps joking about drowning his daughters as a ‘funny’ aside, and there’s a bit where Mr Collins is just fully sprinting after Lizzie and she hides in a bush.

Mr Darcy gender envy: 6/10 Do I specifically long after the chin or very wet look vintage hairstyle of Laurence Olivier? I do not. And I don’t care for his outfits, all the men in this film lowkey look like they’re just wearing a suit from 1940. But maybe I am a little obsessed w the stylised melodrama of his body language and future-wife-guy gomez-addams-level-reverence of his love interest.

How much I have a crush on Elizabeth rating: 11/10, incredible jawline, please be rude to me

Shoutout to: Elizabeth’s (one has to assume) wildly anachronistic even for the victorian era dapper little shirt, tie and waistcoat

OVERALL RATING: Surprisingly, yes

#pride and prejudice #pride and prejudice 1940 #austen adaptations #my own bad opinions do not reflect those of my employer etc etc

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