look at him in his stupid fucking hat
he hat too big for he gotdamn head
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gonna ramble about something dumb here because I’m procrastinating (long post with lots of images below the cut)
I love yellowfin tuna a LOT, they’re cool, they can get fucking huge, blue and yellow are the best colors, they’re warm-blooded,
they got this cool ass tail spike look goin on that can do THIS ( fishingaroundus on ig for gif credit )
you can catch them in animal crossing
and I also just kinda like their face shapes, they’ve got really pointy mouths that make them go like •< which I think is funny and I’ve even made an OC of one so you know I’m in it deep now
naturally I look for merch of these guys a lot, there’s plenty of hats and some cool models but what is sorely missing and what I’d love is a plush, I think its a cute medium
let’s go thru a plush journey together. I’ve found that I’m way too picky for my own good
one of the first results is this guy. this one honestly is a pretty good first candidate but its got incredibly juicy cartoon fish lips instead of the •< which gives me immeasurable disappointment
this one does that as well but also this is a bluefin why are they comparing it to an entirely different tuna. There’s bluefin pics out there
yknow what this one gets points for a decent shape and finally the head looks right but I’m taking them away cuz the stark black fins
The lips are kiiinda beaky? it’s way better than the previous ones that do this but this guy looks emaciated and I feel bad for him. I feel like he’s dried like jerky and I can take a bite like an anchovy snack. saddening because this one actually pays attention to the top and bottom fin being offset a little which I think is cool
....big boy...I know this is that cheap printed material but Big Boy. I can’t properly judge this one. big b
NOW WE’RE GETTING SOMEWHERE. Missing the lateral yellow stripe I like so it might be a bigeye I think? but the fish lips aren’t too heinous and the fins are pretty good shape wise
this one has one of the best faces I’ve seen so far but its a BLUEFIN
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ohh you’re not a plush but I love you
VERY cute guys but neither are yellowfin
bluefin are more popular to eat because they’re fattier so it explains why the better looking plushes often resemble them but yellowfin are the one I’ve decided to fixate on and they need the gotdamn yellow fins
saving the best for last of course: This next fish has the most detailed markings technically speaking but
I think maybe I’ll just make my own someday
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✍ Veronica
*checks my watch* oh my! would you look at the time!
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this drawing was 100% inspired by the thought “he hat too big for he gotdamn head”
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I posted 13,850 times in 2022
That's 13,850 more posts than 2021!
271 posts created (2%)
13,579 posts reblogged (98%)
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#if there's one thing i retained from my science classes it's that anything can be counted as an experiment so long as you write the results
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
he hat too big for he gotdamn head
(@wiiwarechronicles hi i finished this sketch lol)
74 notes - Posted October 23, 2022
#4
something something twitchcon
131 notes - Posted October 9, 2022
#3
took me a while to type out, but i think i managed to decode the message that showed for a split second at the end of ivory’s video
“journal entry no 1
hi, my name is ivory
im wasn't entirely sure why i decided to write this journal but in all honesty. i just wanted someone to talk to i need someone to let things out too but i have a feeling i won't even be able to do that right now i am resting on the crust of a dying world it's lived long and many years it didn't go how i wanted it to. many sectors are hunting me down, and any humans that i've tried to befriend all end up dying.
i don't like this world. and i want to start anew. but it's hard to wait for this world to end in its own time. i just want to get out. i want to get out of this wretched place and start a new life, maybe this one won't go horribly.
i think that i will try to break through the barrier and leave earlier i haven't tried this in so long, hope that i can still do it right either way i'd rather take the risk then live here another day
i like you journal, i will talk to you later”
288 notes - Posted April 19, 2022
#2
that’s a weird lookin fox 🤨
306 notes - Posted October 9, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
we need sniffers in minecraft b/c “what the sneef??? i’m snorfin’ here!!!!” is dangerously close to entering my vernacular n i like living life on the edge
5,440 notes - Posted October 5, 2022
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