Need someone to be my ‘he asked for no pickles’ guy, except to politely ask the guy at the pasta place if he can call me boss like he does with all the male customers instead of madame

Even when I reblog it that video does not show up on my dash. Webbed site of all time

This one is so cursed it straight-up did not show up on my dash. I’d call it divine intervention but god’s light does not shine around these parts

so i made two. here's the first one.

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Oh my fucking god

here's the other one that i'd consider slightly more cursed. i had to crop the last image so it wasn't putting a heart in the wrong spot. also upset i couldn't edit the text on this one

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Ruh roh raggy

Sometimes you have to nerf characters in ways to reduce their Attractiveness Value. For example, Fleure is Dutch,

I’m allowed to make jokes at the expense of the Dutch because I’m forcibly subject to their national anthem against my will every time I watch an F1 race

Yeah it’s all fun and games until you decide to speak his language

Sometimes you have to nerf characters in ways to reduce their Attractiveness Value. For example, Fleure is Dutch,

Every time I open my askbox I see the rest of those !! meme asks I haven’t answered yet and I feel a small amount of Shame

Hello! This is the bulk ask anon. Sending here because I don't want to reveal my identity ;) i just picked a random inbox I know has a lot of reach, in the hopes this message will be passed on! I'm really grateful for everyone's overwhelming support on this silly little endeavor! It has done wonders for my ego. The first few questions were most definitely all me, but since this morning a couple copycats have shown up, and I couldn't be more thrilled! I just wanted to offer the list I've complied of ftc blogs as a resource! In the hopes of making sure nobody is left out. Most of these blogs were added with no real rhyme or reason as I saw them on my dash. If anyones missing, leave it in the document comments! [https://docs.google.com/document/d/17bgv0S46sGSKj5Oge6-1ApyhPRDJrIvk/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=117665068599676533733&rtpof=true&sd=true]

thanks everyone! And I love this community.

ANON WE LOVE YOU !!!!

ALSO YAYYY MY WISH CAME TRUE <333

I was totally expecting you to inspire other people to start doing it too, and I'm so excited to hear you did!!! You like. Singlehandedly went n strengthened the sense of community around here 🥹 anon our beloved

THANK U FOR THE LIST, THAT RULES !!!!

Edit: anon's link for easier clicking !

will you take my gay ass to the botanical garden please.

Velour, if you could- no questions asked and no danger attached-become unquestionable emperor of alternia rn, would you do it?

"・°♢ That, ah... Definitely sounds like a lot of work that I'm not particularly knowledgable in. I barely know anything about politics, let alone how to run an entire planet! ♢°・"

=> You laugh sheepishly.

"・°♢ So, I think it might be best to leaVe that to the experts, aha, and I'll stick to my current careers. ♢°・"

idk what ur talking about

somewhere, there's a fan out there making a velour x jamie amv set to Be My Bad Boy

i'm voting benrii for sexyman

honestly i cant even argue against that one, he's got the ego for it

Does Velour count as a tumblr sexyman

No but Develour does

hes full of performance-enhancing drugs known as I Designed Him In 2012 When Sexymen Were Rampant

viltau is a lab-grown tumblr sexyman who leans fully into the well-dressed morally ambiguous villainous archetype as part of his persona so he does not count