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My Roman Empire.
#astarion#astarion ancunin#bg3 astarion#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate#mims posts ~#astarion gif#bg3 gif#bg3 gifs#HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS#baldurs gate 3 astarion#my gifs ~#baldurs gate 3#ok i think this is currently my fave gif set...
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the curls!
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IN GOD YOU TRUST
Copia being horny on stage (3/?)
As always, go to @sxnnelysister for part 4 (check out her gifs and give her a follow if you still haven't!)
#papa emeritus iv#copia#cardinal copia#papa iv#papa 4#popia#the band ghost#ghost band#ghost bc#my gifs#eye contact#mummy dust#or should i say “thrust”?#just... ugh#he can't keep getting away with this#he looks so beautiful and sparkly in his blue jacket
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i'm sorry—what.
#he can't keep getting away with this#my gifs#cardinal copia#aether ghoul#the band ghost#tobias forge
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sir-
#he can't keep getting away with this#who told him this was ok#there's no way he looks this good#how is he real#matthew gray gubler#mgg#mgg pics#whoisspence
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What I Say: I'm fine.
What I Mean: There was a Star Trek Novel in which Tuvok and Jack Crusher (Beverely's Husband) have to go undercover in a bathhouse that they think is a brothel to get information out of a potential lead and because of a series of hijinks at one point must come to terms with the fact that they're definitely going to have to go into the boss's private room completely naked and might have to go even further than that to get the info they truly need. They were ready to go all in on that "I'm not gay but a mission's a mission" life.
Transcripts under the cut
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“We’re here to meet someone,” he said. “I was told that a Melacron named Pudris Barrh enjoyed visiting this establishment.”
The alien smiled. “Oh, I see…you’re one of Barrh’s boys,” she remarked with a knowing lilt.
Barrh’s boys? Crusher asked himself. What did she mean by that? He experienced a moment of alarm but kept his composure.
“If you can get past Old Scowly there,” the female continued, “you can join Barrh at his pleasures if you like." She raised a long slender arm and pointed to a gilded door to her right.]
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“I don’t know for certain what kind of establishment this is,” said the commander, “but I can make a pretty good guess.”
“Unfortunately,” the Vulcan whispered back with sincere and undisguised revulsion, “so can I.”
"Still, we may have to go along with it.” Crusher regarded Tuvok. “Would that…pose a problem?”
“Naturally,” the Vulcan replied.
The commander grunted. “I was afraid you would say that.”
“And knowing what I do of human marriage customs,” said Tuvok, “I would imagine it would pose a problem for you as well.”
Crusher looked lost “Maybe we could just play along for some of it…for the sake of-”
“My master will see you now,” said Old Scowly. He had reappeared before the Vulcan knew it. “You may enter through the changing room, remove your clothes, and join Pudris Barrh at his pleasures.”]
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As it happened, Tuvok wasn’t happy either. If he didn’t know better, he would have said that the uncomfortable sensation in the pit of his stomach was apprehension. Of course, that was impossible. His control over his emotions was impeccable. And yet the sensation remained.
“There must be another way,” said Crusher.
“There is no other way,” the Vulcan told him. “This is the situation in which your plan has placed us.” He knew his words sounded biting, but he didn’t wish any of them back.
The human ran his hands through his thick, dark hair. “Damn it,” he said, “If Beverely ever…”
“Find out about this?” the ensign suggested.
Frowning, Crusher nodded. “But as you say, there’s no other option open to us. I guess we’ll just deal with whatever comes as best we can.” He grunted. “The things we do for king and country.”]
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When the air cleared for a moment - a byproduct of their entrance - the Vulcan was able to get a better look at their host. He was rather corpulent for a Melacron, it seemed, and more pale-looking than most.
As thick, sludgy ripples made their slow way outward from Barrh’s generous torso, he waved to Tuvok and Crusher. “Please, gentlemen, join me. We’ve not met yet, but there are few better places to get to know someone than in The House of Comfort!”
[Crusher] and Tuvok exchanged a quick glance. Taking a deep breath, the human walked up to the carpeted stairs and placed first one foot, then the other, into the hot, liquid muck.
The ensign had little choice but to follow suit. He assured himself, as he sank up to his chest in the thick, surprisingly pleasant-smelling stuff, that there was realy no logical reason T’Pel ever had to become acquainted with this misadventure.
Besides, he reflected, there was quite a good chance that the majority of his and Crusher’s actions would be classified. He had to confess that he found some comfort in the prospect.]
Bonus:
Tuvok and Crusher apparently both go home and tell their wives about this experience. I don't know if we learn of T'Pel's reaction but Beverely apparently thinks its hilarious!
#novel experiences#TUVOK. HEY.#-POINTS-#HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS#Tuvok CANNOT keep getting into dubiously moral but incredibly gay scenarios he just can't I'm gonna start howling at the moon#The fact that he has a wife is so funny#GOD there was an old post I LOVED that was like#'I know Tuvok has a wife and kids and I'm so happy for him but he has sex with men.'#<- VERY paraphrased by me#st voyager#tng#Jack Crusher#Tuvok#st voy#star trek#Is he....you know? -gestures- One of Barrh's boys?#Crusher: We might have to suck this guy's dick Tuvok. / Tuvok: Tch.#I love that Tuvok's like 'he knew his words sounded harsh....and he meant it<3 He meant every syllable <3'#him being so devoted to his wife just makes the whole thing more lascivious /positive
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what a diva
#ugh! hot! ugh!#swann arlaud#he can't keep getting away with this#eyebrow game unmatched#sickening hawtness#let's do a silly one!
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keyleth.......... is already awake.......... watching the sunrise.......... sitting next to.......... the empty raven's perch.......... and in related news I am FLINGING MYSELF OFF A FUCKING CLIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS#I am once again suing matthew mercer for emotional damages#annemarie watches critical role#critical role#keyleth of the air ashari#keyleth#vax'ildan#vax#keyleth x vax#vax x keyleth#vaxleth#otp: you know I'm in love with you right#bell's hells#nice#c3e69
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This man claims to be 1.80 m tall, yet he's 2 apples tall (learn how to spot a liar)
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"I thought kidnapping workers would solve all my problems, but... it didn't." okay so A) yet again badboyhalo telling bagi emotional shit directly that blows me away every single time what the fuck and B) ALMOST A DIRECT ADMISSION TO HER. she already knows but she doesn't have proof well THERES YOUR PROOF RIGHT THERE BAGI
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Wolverine (2020) #44
#this is sick!!!#he can't keep getting away with this#also xo/x23#her mind#logan howlett#wolverine 2020#wolverine#laura kinney#x-23#marvel#comic spoilers
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ABB @ HSK (postgame) | 03.08.24
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mr. nabokov ..... please .......
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the mental image of aypierre just peacefully sleeping in his bed when all of the sudden one of his one night stands respawns next to him extremely traumatized is incredibly funny
#but also he need to be stopped#he got quackity and maximus already and maybe philza if the dinner goes wrong#he can't keep getting away with this#qsmp#qsmp aypierre#aypierre
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no like genuinely how dare he be so fine
#he can't keep getting away with this#frank iero#FRAAANKKKK#bandom#my chemical romance#mcr#frnkiero#i can't .#i need sleep#yup it's 5am#awesome
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sausage really not beating the watcher/listener allegations, huh (it's probably cause he started the allegations)
#secret life smp#jimmy solidarity#mythicalsausage#he can't keep getting away with this#this is on jimmy's christmas world btw
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