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deadghosy · 2 months

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“Mom/dad! I had a nightmare!”:

Charlie: “it’s okay! Momma will protect you my little goblin. Just lay down with me.”

Lucifer: immediately stays up with you as he makes you ducks

Vaggie: (yawn) “alright kiddo, enough horror movies for a month.”

Alastor: “oh my sweet little doe. I’m sure your nightmare meant nothing.”

Husk: *grumbles* “come here kid.” (tucks you into bed)

Angel dust: “*yawn* sure kiddo. Come sleep with papa.”

Adam: “ehh…I guess you can sleep with me kid.”

Lute: “…..go to sleep.”

Pentious: “I’ll make you some hot chocolate while the egg boiz keep you company.”

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weapons-maker-carmilla · 2 months

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Odette: Why was Zestial's car in our driveway when I went on errands?

Carmilla, not looking up from making dinner: We were having a meeting.

Clara: In your room?

Carmilla: IT WAS IMPORTANT PERSONAL BUSINESS!

Both girls: Right.

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tomanyquotes · 2 months

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Lucifer, to Alastor: It was good, but you’re getting a 1 because I don’t like you.

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demon-witch-cat · 2 months

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Between Keiths active imagination and great storytelling, and the wacky hijinks that can occur around the village, it's hard to tell when Keith is telling the truth about something.

I heard the original quote and immediately thought of them!

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jollyimposter · 3 months

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Vox: Why is your waist so small? For other men to grab it? Wh*re.

Alastor: Why’s your screen so breakable? For me to punch it? Dumbass.

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justatasteofyourpoison · 1 month

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Whenever I’m trying to pep myself up to do something nowadays all I hear is Lucifer saying:

“You can do this, now I know it!”

Cheers Luci! 🍎👍🏻

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only-one-brain-cell · 3 months

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Alastor: so what do you do???

Angel: I can suck your dick

Alastors mind: *shatters*

Alastor: HA NO!

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madeinheavenff7 · 4 months

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Maya And The Three Incorrect Quotes Pt.3

(Contains Strong Language)

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stelacole · 2 months

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hazbin hotel quote starters

﹡ ❝ so many orphans. ❞ ﹡ ❝ no, no. we can't risk them catching on. ❞ ﹡ ❝ i'm alive﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ am i seeing who i think i'm seeing﹖ ❞ ﹡ ❝ don't you dare shush me. ❞ ﹡ ❝ well i heard you, loud and clear﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ to think someone as worthless as you landed lilith's little hottie. 'grats on that, i guess. ❞ ﹡ ❝ the highlighted parts are the best bits﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ traffic is 'hella' backed up. ❞ ﹡ ❝ what's up baby﹖ ❞ ﹡ ❝ no, no, no, babe. jokes are funny. i made you look...sad and pathetic﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ you think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ what's the fuss﹖ ❞ ﹡ ❝ you judgin' me﹖ you're the most hated being in all of creation﹗ ❞

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kittydolll · 28 days

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｡ 𓎟𓎟 . vocal stims / a list⠀ ˳ᴗ ᴗ)

this will probably increase ...

꒰ wee snaw ꒰ honk ꒰ but the demon is a coward! ꒰ well we could improv this shit babycakes ;3 ꒰ baoo ꒰ and here's the sugar on the cream ꒰ meow ꒰ u can sleep when you're double dead, fuckhead! ꒰ pinwermsss ꒰ it's a doctor seuss book ya' fuckin' dipshit! ꒰ come hither, fool ꒰ "do u need 2 throw up?" "nooo." ꒰ ( squeak noise ) ꒰ shut autiscit fish ꒰ are u threatening me? are u threatening me in sketchers? ꒰ while he hid in radio, we pivited to video ꒰ ohoh, I'VE GOT THE LEGS! ꒰ what? u dont like bein' here with me whiskers? ꒰ you're gaayy ꒰ angie ya' bitch! you've been textin' me depressin' shit all day! ꒰ "i thought you up and died or some shit" "oh i WISH" ꒰ minor? i think my ass is pretty major. ꒰ if'fin ya' filmin' a commercial, can i suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here!

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dekimasu · 1 year

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Incorrect Hazbin Hotel Quote

Alastor [to Angel]: "Your face reminds me of a classic painting!"

Angel: "Oh yeah? Which one?"

Alastor: "The Scream."

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deadghosy · 2 months

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You: SWAG! *sends pic in hospital*:

CHARLIE: “HOLY SHIT ARE YOU OKAY?!”

VAGGIE: “SHIT! I’m coming don’t worry!” (Arrives in 15 minutes top)

LUCIFER: *immediately teleports to hospital looking panicked*

ALASTOR: *left you on seen*

HUSK: “fuck happened to you?” (goes to visit you two days later)

ANGEL DUST: “Get better hon 💗” (send you a gift basket with a plushie)

PENTIOUS: *panicked as he grabbed Frank and the egg boiz to your hospital room*

ADAM: “Wtf happened? Did you loose to a fairy?”

LUTE: *leaves you on seen as well but send you a gift basket*

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gregoryslawyer · 25 days

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Me, singing More Than Anything from Hazbin Hotel: Looks like the apple doesn't fall far, took you a while, I've missed that smile—

My brother, from the other room: My poor meatball, all covered in cheese, I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed...

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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tomanyquotes · 2 months

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Charlie: Aww, you’re so sweet!

Vaggie: I’m really not.

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333charliemorningstar333 · 6 days

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"Hey Vaggie? The Radio demon is at the door!"

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circuitlovespowerplugs · 17 days

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Incorrect quotes (Hazbin Hotel WOO)

I'm putting generated incorrect quotes below because I'm obsessed with them lol: Vaggie: Dammit, Angel Dust, you ruined everything! Angel Dust: You’re welcome.

Niffty: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk. Alastor: Go the fuck to sleep Niffty.

Alastor: My friends say I'm the most charismatic out of the group. Angel Dust: Well, you always have a smile on your face. Alastor: Thank you. Angel Dust: Angel Dust: What drugs do you take?

Sir Pentious: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind. Sir Pentious: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months. Sir Pentious: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year? Charlie: This is Monopoly.

Vaggie: Why can't any of you ever clean up after yourselves? Angel Dust: I have a person who does that for me. Vaggie: Yeah, ME. Angel Dust: I'm glad you agree.

Valentino, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Velvette: Yeah, sure. A few minutes later Velvette: Here you go. Valentino: Velvette: Vox: Why am I here?

Vox: I think we should kiss. Alastor: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect quotations #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel quotes #i'm mentally ill

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