is there any otp trope stronger than Abandonment Issues X Undying Loyalty?

For anyone curious, Sora and Yuri were Obelisk Blues (high ranking soldiers and special ops), Dennis was Ra Yellow (intel and espionage), and Celina was Slifer Red (basic units and grunts). I know this because I made it up.

over the garden wall 🤝 aristophanes’ the frogs

frogs perform a musical number with the protagonists while they travel on a river in the underworld on a boat they didn’t pay to be on

we need more names for men in stories. as a tumblr user in certain fandoms the steve/stede, ed/eddie, buck/bucky of it all is really getting to be too much, you're always one typo away from being in a completely different universe

Jolly Rancher flavors ranked (original hard candy only):

Cherry

Blue Raspberry

Grape

Green Apple

Watermelon

the bond between a girl (ref) and her horse (horse) ... oh to tenderly caress philipp grubauer in between plays . i guess . ?

How many times do you think Mike asked Evan to play hide and seek just to get Evan to hide. So he could leave Evan in the hiding spot for outrageous amounts of time just to get Ev out of the way.

Your man needs sanding hes so rough, we need to polish him. Gaurds! Put him in the tumblr

me: grad school is soul sucking i can't wait to be done so i can teach again

also me: wouldnt it b swag if i got a second PhD in like digital anthro or history of technology or queer theory

greetings bitches bastards and illegitimate children

Plot hole discovered: Josh, Kitt, Heath, Burnsy, and Cam are all supposedly roommates but there’s only supposed to be 4 per room

sometimes when you associate a thing with a favorite person you start seeking it out, and other people see this and start associating that thing with you, when it wasn't about you at all, until you realize that person just rubbed off on you. or something.

If Darla is just getting to know you she wants you to stand to the left of her. Meaning she’s able to see you in her peripheral vision while she guides herself. Her attention will sometimes be split and she’s kinda more likely to bump into things however. If you guys are close/she’s known you for a while/she’s trust you. Any and all combination of that she’s gonna prefer you to stand on her right and hopefully help her avoid bumping into things

taps my mic. kill janice

I forgot that one of my favorite things about DSN is the amount of sexual agency Fiat is given, and the amount of respect Leo has for it. Too often in BLs the more submissive partner is sex shy and is pressured into sex by the more dominant partner, if not straight up sexually assaulted. But Fiat wants sex and seeks it from Leo, and Leo never forces himself on Fiat in any way. It's so refreshing.

Love getting into a new fandom, looking it up on tumblr, and being immediately greeted by the most vile ships known to mankind