they are masters of disguise
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fyozai headcanons from yours truly. the most normal fyozai fan
both fyodor and dazai work in low light. their eyes are insane. fyodor has poor eyesight and is sensitive to light, dazai just prefers to work in the dark.
black cat x brown tabby cat i'm afraid
they play chess together, but they also have tons of other games. uno is fucking insane between these two TRUST ME
dazai has a grippy sock collection
they both annoy the shit out of each other. on the daily. it's wild
executive dysfunction dynamic duo. they never get shit done. lollygaggers of the century
both parties forget their meds and end up lying on the floor together wondering why they both feel like shit for no reason
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Reason #12144548 Joker Out ruined my life. I was watching Chicago PD and this sentence came up and I immediately thought 'JO-core'
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Any mention of the two dead fucks; Tobias Hawthorne or Emily Laughlin just makes me audibly groan in frustration. THEIR DEAD LIKE C'MON. THE OBSESION WITH DEAD PEOPLE NEEDS TO STOP.
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my hobby is to go into the notes of posts, find the people tagging them as locked tomb characters and block all of them
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idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”
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I will never forgive CinemaSins for how they contributed to the decline in media literacy in the last ten years and you can tell them I said that if you want. Not everything that is unexplained in media is plothole. Not every mistake is worthy of scorn and if a twist is visible prior to it hitting, that is not a bad thing. Your trivial nitpicking has set back the human ability to discuss media at least 30 years
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this was the only thing i thought about while watching ep6
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Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.
Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!
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