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microwavepopcorn · 1 year
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i can’t write a coherent post today but I just think that when someone eats too much and has to lean back in their seat with their swollen belly heavy in their lap is hot as fuck
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ariadne-mouse · 8 months
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As promised, the sequel to the Long Essek poll is here. I will draw the final result! I won't say whether or not to put hints in the tags about the current vote composition but just consider: you have the power to do some very funny things
(and remember: only YOU can prevent Headlessek!)
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captainkirkk · 2 months
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✩ WEEKLY FIC ROUND-UP ✩
All the fics I’ve read and really enjoyed in the past week-ish. Reminder: This list features any and all ratings and themes. Please look at tags and warnings on ao3 before reading.
Shadowhunters
Enthrallment by smilebackwards
It does look a little bad, Parmela thinks, looking at it from outside. As more specialists had been called in for consultation, they’d decamped to one of the larger conference rooms—eschewing attendance at A, B, AB, & O: The Impact of Blood Type on Non Subject Specific Blood Magic, because this was vastly more interesting and potentially important—and there are a round dozen high-level warlocks clustered around Alec, poking at him with magic.
Or: Alec attends the Magical Inventions and Advances convention in hopes of recruiting warlocks for another Downworld Cabinet. The warlocks, however, are more interested—and concerned—by the blue magical aura following Alec around.
DC
temporal fraternity by envysparkler
Damian clears his throat. “I require your assistance.”
The words come out easier with the benefit of practice and the knowledge that no one will remember them tomorrow. Today. Tomorrow-today.
The Umbrella Academy
cut me open and i still bleed red by aletterinthenameofsanity
Part 1 of the odds were never in our favor
Ben knows his fellow mentors pretty well, for how long he's spent here, behind the screens of the Games, watching as his tributes die.
Allison, from District One, has a way with the sponsors. Just a word placed here or there, stealthily dropped into conversation, and she can get her tributes the shit they need.
In his time as a Mentor, Klaus has developed a habit of drinking to get through the Games, and through the rest of his life, really- anything to avoid the truth of what's happening, the ghosts of the children he and Ben have sent to their deaths.
Very few people remember what Five’s name was before the Games. Caesar Flickerman and the Gamemakers nicknamed him that when he took out the entire Career Pack on his second day in the Arena.
Vanya’s the newest Mentor, the victor of the Seventy-Third Hunger Games.
Diego’s one of Ben’s oldest not-quite friends. A Victor from District Ten, he’d gone into the Games knowing how to kill an animal.
All the other Mentors Ben knows try never to get attached. Luther, on the other hand, doesn't forget a single name.
(A story of seven victors of the Hunger Games and the lives they live as Mentors.)
Danny Phantom
The Promised Land by redrobin1989
Danny Fenton has been running for years, from his abusive parents, from Vlad's experiments, from his freakish powers. He expected to be running his whole life until he found his way to a small town that felt like the home he'd never had.
M!ik
Study Dates Are Not Real Dates by StormySteady
A very important exam is coming up, and Asmodeus is trying his hardest to get Iruma and Clara to study for it. But his soulmates have other ideas.
Star Wars
Starlight, In All Its Forms by Soap_And_Lye
When Luke was eight, he was taken from his home on Tatooine and delivered into the hands of the emperor and his right hand.
When Luke was sixteen, he overheard the emperor's plans to steal a tiny Force sensitive child and saves him first, before being caught and dragged back to his masters' keeping.
When Luke was eighteen, he finds that same child on Gideon's cruiser, and spares both him and his family, including a silver clad Mandalorian.
And when Luke was twenty-four, he is captured by the Rebellion (captured or did he just let it happen? Really up for debate) and secretly sent as a prisoner to Mandalore, where Mand'alor Din Djarin rebuilds his planet and raises his son.
And the rest was history. Or the beginning.
Clone Wars
will you be an anarchist with me? by a_alene
Once the Kenobi floodgates are opened, they cannot be closed. Cody has apparently been keeping an itemized list of disagreements, and he is determined to tell Rex each and every one of them.
Kenobi refuses to listen to Cody’s input. Kenobi throws himself into battle with no regard for previously established battle plans. Kenobi uses the Force so recklessly and obviously that every undercover assignment is blown within the first few minutes. Kenobi is a hypocrite who berates Cody for sidestepping protocol, but flouts it himself at every opportunity.
CT-7567: bet you wish you had skywalker now
CC-2224: I wish for nothing but the cold embrace of space
Right. And he says Kenobi’s dramatic.
(Marshal Commander Cody and High General Obi-Wan Kenobi of the 212th cannot stand each other. Rex doesn't know why this is his problem.)
poetry is what you find (in the dirt in the corner) by fivecenturiesverse
(In which Cody becomes an anonymous poet after the war and his brothers find out.)
Rex launches forwards immediately and so does Bly, because he can admit to himself that he likes gifts. He likes gifts a whole lot more than Cody and Wolffe, anyway, who both act like martyrs who don’t need any material love. “Poetry, vod?” Bly asks, incredulous. “Cody’s right, you are going soft.”
“It’s by a clone,” Fox says, defensively, “it’s quite good, actually. For poetry. It made Sergeant Hound cry at the service.
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corruptimles · 10 days
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Happy Catboy Wednesday to Hanzo Overwatch, what!!!
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crescentfool · 3 months
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it's dangerous to go alone... take this with you!!!
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unhingedpirates · 2 years
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Yes, I'm aware that apart from the fictional character there was a real life Stede Bonnet but I don't care for him, I only care for OFMD!Stede
Happy Birthday, babygirl!
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27-royal-teas · 8 months
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look no there’s no GENTLENESS in hold me tight or don’t, its fucking VIOLENT, it’s like We Are At The Bridge, Fucking Take My Hand Or Fall To Your Death. it’s the violence of the stuffing that comes out of you. It’s the desperation behind were we ever friends. well? were we? is there anything that brings us together anymore? I’ll always be there for you but even when your stitch comes loose you still have to be the one to sew yourself together. every day that we’re apart sharpens me like a knife; if you’re gone, the more dangerous I get. So what’ll it be? Hold me tight ? Or don’t ?
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petewentz- · 4 days
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Patrick talking about the writing process of Church by Fall Out Boy
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pixlokita · 2 years
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Part 18
Previous - next - first
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parachutingkitten · 12 days
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I hope random probability outcomes align to your benefit!
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beeguillotine · 7 months
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Happy 100th Miriam Monday!!!!!
WOW... that is a LOT of Miriams!!! Here's all 100 so far, all together!!!!
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What a wonderful time I've had so far!!! Thanks to everyone for all the support for this project.. it really truly brings me so much joy!! Here's to many more merry Miriam Mondays to come!!!!!!!
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tibby · 2 years
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SHAWNEE SMITH as AMANDA YOUNG SAW III (2006) dir Darren Lynn Bousman
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ghouletteanon · 9 months
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Mountain cries when he's stressed.
It leads to him having to comfort others when he suddenly starts crying.
The first time Aether sees Mountain cry, he is unsure what to do especially as Mountain insists that it's fine and puts on a smile, trying to explain why learning a new song made him cry.
Mountain and Phantom/Aeon/new ghoul end up laughing over literal spilled milk one morning, realising they react just the same.
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crescentfool · 26 days
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happy mochizuki monday, have a little doodle i made based on a convention i went to this past weekend :)
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tosahobi-if · 3 months
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happy lunar new year! the demo will be released on feb 23rd!
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