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Terzo - for @angellayercake ✨
#the band ghost#ghost#papa emeritus iii#terzo#papa iii#you can barely see it in the scan but there is a sparkly gold layer on top of the purple paint for the sheets#it looks really neat in person#happy birthday caaake#return of the bass underwear brand
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HEY ALL OF YOU!
*ahem*
It's my birthday, guys!
Cake for all of you - not at stake, of course! 🎂🍰
Oh! And Announcer...
You're my favorite host.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
CAKE!
X, no. You get too hyper when you have sugar
:(
Thanks for the caaake🎶
Yeah, thanks!
Hah. Most people like X more than me
#bfdi#bfdi au#battle for bfdi#talking teardrop#tpot#bfdia#announcer bfdi#four bfb#x bfb#firey speaker box#puffball speaker box#HOST TAKEOVER
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HEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIENDO!!! here's to RP and Zhilan and all things cake! <3 <3 enjoy your big day (that's an order)
LETHEEEEEEE!!! THANK U SO MUCH AMIGA!!!!!! i can't wait to have an even MORE awesome day, thanks to all the love and good vibes everyone's giving me! to rp, to zhilan, and to CAAAKE!! ILY FRIENDOOO!
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I hope you are having the best 🎂birthday🎂!!!! You deserve it for being such a lovely bright spot in this fandom 😊
Thank you Caaake!!! I really am! And a very Happy Belated Birthday to (one of my favorite fics of all time) Banchetto!!! We’re both Pisces and honestly it makes so much sense for us 😌💅
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Trente piges, putain !
eigh I’m 30 years old now. I can feel a new kind of existential dread creeping on my back...
Oh, and happy birthday to you too @cuirassier ! :)
#Send me niceties pls I'm in pain#I couldn't even find a caaake#Ma gueule#Happy birthday to me#damn when I typed ''cry'' in the gif search bar#I got a message asking me if I'm alright with a suicide hotline#tumblr knows its public
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A birthday gift to @emnick HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BELOVED FRIEND !!!! GET SOME CAAAKE
#Avery#johnny silverhand#V cyberpunk#cyberpunk 2077#cp77#wiinters art#wiinters draws#my art#they/them#FUCK YEAH AVERY#AVERY BRO#GET HIS ASS#kisses
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Uhmmm the earliest day in December that's not taken
Kakashi buys him a few things, custom made nunchucks, a cook book, workout manual, and a bunch of high quality hair products :D
If Kakashi is taken then Naruto taking Gai out for Curry on his behalf, with all of Konoha 12 there to eat alongside him and sing him happy birthday. Because the Curry shop Gai eats at is actually a surprise party!
With a cake that looks exactly like a HUGE plate of Curry, but no, IT'S CAAAKE!! >:DD
Ohhh I love it. Kakashi is taken so we will be using a nice Naruto for this day and it will be beautiful
don't worry Curry Anon, Gai's going to have a great day out while his rival is busy for some reason XD
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Happy early birthday admin !! Here's a cake that I made for you and some gifts 🎂🎁🎁🎁 😉
((MOAR CAAAKE! OwO Yes!!! All the cakes!!! Thank you!!!
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Friends With Benefits (Jeff Wittek Imagine) Part 9
Summary: Jeff and Y/N have been hooking up for a while. The whole vlog squad assumes they’re dating and Y/N does too but Jeff doesn’t like labels. He eventually starts to express interest in Natalie.
Note: Planning on making this a multiple part series, depending on how good it does. You’re 21 & Latina in this (maybe) series. Also, I’d like to apologize for the typos, if there are any. I’m just illiterate lmao.
Warnings! Pregnancy, PURE FILTH, KINKY AS SHIT, I SWEAR THIS MESS IS NASTY, NSFW. I’m being SERIOUS. Most of this chapter is sex.
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 , Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8
Word Count: 1.7k
Jeff’s Birthday 12/15/19
David: *Vlogging* Everybody get in the room quietly
Zane & Toddy: *has buckets of ice water*
Everybody: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JEFF. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
Jeff: *under his blanket and pillows* Guys. I’m old now. Let me sleeep.
Zane: Wakey wakey baby
Toddy & Zane: *throws the ice water on Jeff*
Jeff: WHHAT THE FUCK
*Everybody runs out of the room laughing*
Jeff: So now that I’m awake, are we all gonna snowboard today?
Y/n: I can’t, so I’m just gonna stay here.
Carly: Erin, Corinna and I will stay back with her.
Y/n: Great, people are feeling sorry for the pregnant girl.
Corinna: Not true. I also hate the cold and I don’t wanna fall down a hill.
Jeff: Okay cool. We’re gonna leave in 20 and y/n, call me if anything happens.
Night time
David: I know we already sung it this morning but-
Everybody: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JEFF. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
Jeff: I just like to say thank you so much guys. I know that I’ve been such an asshole the past couple weeks but now that I’m 30 and we’re entering a new decade in like two or so weeks, I want to make things right and also I’m going to be a father to two little girls. Y/n I know of personally apologize to you already but I just wanna say in front of everybody here. I am so sorry for everything I have done to you. I will admit, I am scared to become a dad, I will protect you and the girls with my life. And thanks to everybody that came here. This friend group has changed my life for the better.
Zane: Can we stop with this sappy shit and eat some caaake.
David: *vlogging* VARDON THROW THE CAKE
Jeff: wait what
Vardon: *throws the cake*
Jeff: *dodges the cake*
*little cake fight happens in the kitchen*
David: hey y/n, can I talk to you?
Y/n: Sure..
David: I just wanted to say that I’m sorry for how I acted yesterday. After hearing what Jeff said and the way you looked at him, I’m guessing you’re still probably in love w/ him.
Y/n: ummm…
David: I don’t blame you. He is the father of your kids and he most likely still has feelings for you too. Can we just move on and be friends again?
Y/n: I’d like that very much.
*after Jeff gets cleaned up*
Jeff: What did David say to you?
Y/n: that he wanted to move on and be friends again. So now, I’m officially single.
Jeff: So does that mean I can win you back?
Y/n: woah woah woah, slow down there Wittek. You're still on a trial run.
Jeff: Is there anything I can do on this trial run to make me a lifetime member?
Y/n: *getting horny* Maybe… I mean, technically you’re already a lifetime member. I’m pregnant w/ your kids.
Jeff: Sooo… I’m not crossing any lines if I do this? *pushes y/n down gently on the bed and hovers over her*
Y/n: Ummmm….. no.
Jeff: I bet your tits have gotten a lot bigger since I saw them last. I’ll only continue if you’re okay with this
Y/n: *smiling shyly* Oh gosh yes. Please continue
Jeff: *takes off y/n’s shirt* Wow, no bra? Were you planning this? *smirks*
Y/n: No but this better fucking happen because I’m gonna beat you if it doesn’t. My tits have gotten so sore since I got pregnant.
Jeff: *sucks of the right nipple and massages the left* Mmm, they taste sweeter from what I remember.
Y/n: *moans* Mmmm.. fuuuck. Daddy you can suck on my tits all you want.
Jeff: *laughs* Daddy? Someone’s got a daddy kink now?
Y/n: Oh shut up. Let’s be honest, you had a breeding kink before because you always loved cumming inside me before I got pregnant.
Jeff: touché… and I still will cum inside you at the end. I like to finish what I started babe *winks*
Y/n: You kinky whore.
*pulls Jeff in for a needy kiss*
Jeff: *takes off your leggings* Damn babe no underwear too? You were definitely planning this.
Y/n: *getting impatient* Jeff please eat me out.
Jeff: No problem. *kisses his way down to your pussy and his warm tongue licks from your entrance up to your clit.*
Y/n: Oh my god pleease don’t tease me Jeff.
Jeff: Anything for my queen *slowly circles his tongue around your clit* I love how you were always wet for me. *eats you out*
Y/n: *cries out in pleasure* I’m trying so hard not to cum so early.
Jeff: Cum anytime you want baby.
Y/n: Oh GOD I’M CUMMING.
Jeff: *fingers her and sucks on clit*
Y/n: *trembling* mmm I feel like I’m still cumming.
Jeff: You ready?
Y/n: *smirks* I’m always ready for you.
Jeff: You’re making it hard to be gentle w/ you cause I wanna fuck you so damn rough, but I don’t want to hurt you. And you also won’t be able to walk normally..
Y/n: And who says I want it gentle? *winks*
Jeff: You’re gonna be the death of me doll.
Y/n: *gets on her knees & unzips his pants* I’ve missed your cock so much daddy. *You suck the pre-cum* It’s bigger than I remember.
Jeff: You’re daddy’s little pregnant whore aren’t you?
Y/n: I’ll always be your whore, cum slut, doll, you name it. *licks from the base of his cock to the tip* No one can suck like I can. *You hollow your cheeks so you can suck off as much as you can. His cock hits the back out your throat; you start to deepthroat Jeff*
Jeff: *grabs y/n’s hair & bucks his hips* Only daddy can fuck your mouth, cum inside you and get you pregnant, you got that?
Y/n: Of course. I’ll always take your cum.
Jeff: Get on the bed. On all fours.
Y/n: *Gets on the bed* Just fuck me rough daddy.
Jeff: *slams cock into y/n, gives her a bit to adjust* What’d say doll? *slams it into her again*
Y/n: Jesus fuck. I’ve missed you so much. No one can fuck me like you can.
Jeff: I remember you liked it when daddy fucked your ass doll. Remember?
Y/n: *trembling* Please fuck my ass and then my pussy*
Jeff: *slowly pushes cock into her* FUCK. Shit I almost feel like cumming rn.
Y/n: Fuuuuck me- too. SHIT oh MY UGH. I haven’t done anal in so long.
Jeff: *goes faster* oh fuckk… Your ass feels so amazing.
Y/n: *being a moaning mess* Cum inside my ass Jeff!
Jeff: Don’t worry doll. I’ll cum in both. *goes faster* Fucking SHIT. Sss-o ttight *cums inside y/n*
Y/n: *screams into pillow* SHIT SHIT SHIT IM CUMMING.
Jeff: *Quickly pulls out of ass and fucks her pussy* I’m still rock hard for you baby
Y/n: *Has 3rd orgasm right after the 2nd* Jefff!
Jeff: *cums inside her* Jesus.
*both are sweaty messes wrapped in the blanket*
Y/n: *cuddles with Jeff* Well that was-
Jeff: Kinky-er than usual. I didn’t think I liked to be called daddy.
Y/n: *laughing* Oh god don’t remind me.
Jeff: I’m gonna take a shower, wanna join?
Y/n: What, so you can make me cum for a 4th time tonight?
Jeff: No you little nasty. We’re sweaty and gross. We gotta wash off our sins.
Y/n: *gets out of bed and tries to stand up*
Jeff: I told you you won’t be able to walk.
Y/n: Oh shut up and help me.
The next morning
Y/n & Jeff: *wakes up at y/n’s phone ringing*
Y/n: It’s my doctor. *picks up the phone and puts it on speaker*
Doctor: Good morning y/n, how are you feeling?
Y/n: I’m feeling great.
Doctor: Well that’s good. Is there time for you and Jeff to come by my office today?
Y/n: *confused* Umm no. We’re out of town and won’t be home for another 2-3 days. Is there something wrong? You can just tell it to us over the phone.
Doctor: Well… Okay. The only thing that came up in both of your test results was that you and Jeff are carriers of a mutation of the GJB2 gene. Normally, that gene has a protein that plays an important role in the development of the cochlea, which is in our ears.
Jeff: Can you please get to the point.
Doctor: So because you both are carriers of the mutation of the gene, there’s a chance that one or both of your girls will be born partially or completely deaf.
Y/n: Wh-what?
Jeff: Is there no way in knowing if they are beforehand?
Doctor: The only way in knowing is doing a hearing test on both girls when they’re born. If one or both are born deaf, there’s options like the cochlear implant. I’ve seen this used on babies as young as 5-6 months old but that’s in the UK. Here in the states, babies would have to be at least a year old. Just remember that I’m saying there’s a CHANCE. I’m not saying that they will be born deaf.
Y/n: Ooo-kay. Th-thanks for calling. *Hangs up the phone* D-deaf? Our girls are gonna be born deaf?
Jeff: *holds y/n* Hey hey hey, she said there’s a chance. Since there’s a chance, we gotta be prepared. We gotta do our research and see what the best options are. We might also have to learn sign language and also teach them. Y/n I know you’re terrified and I am too but we have to look at the bright side.
Y/n: And that is?
Jeff: That we’re gonna have 2 beautiful baby girls.
Y/n: *smiles weakly* Should we tell the rest of them?
Jeff: Let’s wait a bit until we tell them.
Y/n: Okay.
Ummm… Yeah so that happened… Don’t say I didn’t warn y’all in the last chapter. Jeff is really stepping up after only a few days. What do y’all think of my little plot twist at the end? Also, Jeff still hasn’t told his parents! How do you think they’ll react.
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NAMIIIIEEE!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIEE!!!! *HUGS YOU AND THROWS CONFETTI* WISH YOU A AMAZING DAY FILLED WITH HAPPINESS LOVE AND LOTS OF CAAAKE!! HEHE xDDDD May all your dreams come true and thank you for being such a beautiful and sweet friend hon, I love you so much and it's been so awesome to be together all these years!! ❤️❤️❤️ It's so awesome to be seeing you again on tumblr hehe :D *chu* Stay well and safe hon!! You're the best never forget that!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️~
ANA !!!!!!!! OMG IVE READ THIS MESSAGE SO MANY TIMES IT REALLY MADE MY DAY. THANK YOU 💕💕💕💕 YOU are the best dear, thank you for always treating me with nothing but kindness and being such a bright presence here on tumblr, i also hope we can get to know each other even better and keep being friends for a long time!! THANK YOU MY LOVE 💕💕💕💕
#answered#bday2k21#i love u bunches my dear#you're amazing#i also loved you gift soooooo much#its so beautiful
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We need your brothers too. Can't have a party without them!
When Robbie runs downstairs to get his other brothers, they all jump out at once. “Surprise!” Robbie gasps and falls backwards a little bit, but Marvin is there to catch him.
“Woah, watch out, buddy!” He pushes the zombie back onto his feet and hands him one of the many sparklers that are burning in the room.
Robbie stares at it intently and then immediately tries to put it in his mouth. “Nononono!” Chase snatches the sparkler away, and Robbie frowns. “We don’t eat the sparklers, Rob. They would burn you!”
“You can, however, eat this cake!” Jackie walks over with a big birthday cake with more sparklers stuck in it. Robbie claps his hands happily.
“Caaake!”
Chase hugs Robbie tight and ruffles his hair. “Happy birthday, bud!”
Henrik holds up a brightly, if sloppily, wrapped present. “And don’t forget ze gift! It’s from all of us.”
Robbie takes the present and hugs it happily, not understanding that he should open it. Marvin laughs and shakes his head. “Told you he wouldn’t get it.”
Jem reaches forward and tugs at the bow until it comes apart. Robbie starts to sniffle sadly, but then Jem holds up a finger with a smile. He pulls back the paper and reveals the box underneath. He signs for Robbie to open it, and the zombie sets it down on a nearby table to pull open the lid.
Robbie lifts it out carefully and holds the gift up to his eyes, unsure what to do with it. “Whaaat?”
Jackie grins. “It’s a camera! You take pictures with it. Here!” He takes the camera and snaps a picture of the zombie. The flash scares Robbie at first, but when the Polaroid comes out, he takes it and stares at it intently until the picture appears.
“Meee!” He gasps and makes “gimme” hands at the camera until Jackie hands it over, and Robbie spends the next few minutes taking pictures of each of his brothers.
“Slow down,” Henrik warns him. “Ve only bought so much film...”
“Oh, let him have fun,” Chase says with a laugh. “Look how happy he is!”
Marvin shakes his head. “I still say you should let me put a spell on it for infinite pictures.”
“And blow ze whole zing up? I don’t zink so,” Henrik laughs. Jem laughs silently and points a finger in Marvin’s face as Jackie gives Marvin’s shoulder a playful punch.
“Better luck next time, whiskers.”
#robbie the zombie#marvin the magnificent#jackieboy man#jameson jackson#dr. schneeplestein#chase brody#ask the egos#the monomyth
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" i bought you a caaake! i didn't steal it, i really paid for it,
i promise. Happy Birthday!" [ from harley ]
--- @oflightndarkness ---
this is probably a first, isn’t it? not even the fact he gets an entire cake as present, but the fact she actually cared enough to buy it legally rather than to follow the easy way out and, no doubt, her heart’s desire... how many in this world can claim that Harley Quinn cares so much about them? hence, the happy grin on his face as she makes her offering, wasting no time to pull her into a big, snuggly hug.
‘ and you’re gonna help me eating ALL OF IT, right now! ‘
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💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛HAPPY BIRTHDAY!💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛x3 i wish you a wonderful birthday today hun! with lots and lots of caaake! x3
💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜Oh sweetie, you are too precious!!! Thank you soooo much hun ;v; Thank you for everything 💜 I’m blessed to have a friend like you~!YES CAKE!!!
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no happy birthday to you!! we're both 19 now ayoooo 💖💓💕💕💖💖💓🎉🎉🎉🎉
Yaaaaayyyyy this is gonna be a great day we are gonna eat so much caaake
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I got caaake! Happy birthday @zynajulle… thank you erbiwan :3 mwah! https://www.instagram.com/p/CRWo2TBoqqL/?utm_medium=tumblr
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Happy birthday!!!
THANK YOU !!!! I WANT CAKE BUT ITS MIDNIGHT SO NO CAKE RN BUT I WANT CAKE ! GIVE ME CAAAKE !!!!!!!
#(( cake........red velvet#sprinkle cookie butter cake ))#briilliance#☀️「BLOCK TAGS」BIRTHDAY WISHES !!
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