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Godzilla vs. Megalon 50th Anniversary and the Origin of Jaguarposting

I started this account in November when my Godzilla hyperfixation was in full force thanks to a series rewatch I was doing and G-Fest. A lot of that hyperfixation was focused on Anguirus, Baragon, and Jet Jaguar.

I don’t exactly think they’re great characters or anything, I just kind of gravitated towards them for some reason. I know why for all of them, Anguirus having an off-screen reconciliation with Godzilla while forced to live together on Monster Island was actually sort of neat, I don’t like that we never get to see it and are forced to just assume it happened but its also nice to see something interesting and new, especially since this was at a point where the Showa era just kind of felt like it had grown entirely creatively bankrupt (The last truly creative Showa film is Hedorah, ik its a polarizing movie and I think that actually kind of proves my point a little). For Baragon, its that I just found it funny how they paired him with two far more popular monsters for this movie and then had him get his shit wrecked really quickly (he also has the most creative fight in the movie but I’m pretty sure I just liked him cause he’s a jobber). And for Jet Jaguar, its sort of hard to say. I know most of the western fanbase for the character likes him because of MST3K, but I never watched the GvM episode (except the Jet Jaguar song sub but that was after the hyperfixation kicked in).

The only reason I can think of is that he’s just funny to me. He’s basically the star character of this movie he isn’t in the title of and his plot just goes all over the place. He starts the movie as the invention of an engineer who wants to protect the world by piloting a robotic suit (which, considering there is an island full of monsters that is so poorly secured they could just leave anytime they wanted if they can swim or fly (almost all of them can), which they did in the last movie, its understandable why he’d do this). And by the end the suit has gained full sentience, befriended Godzilla, and defeated a bunch of underground men who control a giant bug with a drill head and drill hands. There isn’t that much explanation for most of these things either, they just sort of happen suddenly. Godzilla vs. Megalon is a terrible, terrible movie, and Jet Jaguar is the central character. Godzilla vs. Megalon is also an immensely enjoyable movie that I have subjected multiple people to so that I could see their reactions. I love it, its so fun, and Jet Jaguar is a big part of why the movie is so fun. He’s so fucking silly and stupid, I love him.

I said its hard to say why I like Jet Jaguar as much as I do, but its not impossible, in fact I basically just did. This overly long post has been mostly me saying why I like Jet Jaguar. But I haven’t really talked about Jaguarposting. Why the fuck do I post this guy? Because he’s funny to me, I made Baragon my Discord pfp for a while because he’s funny to me to. Its not super complicated, I am a very simple man. I main Blanka and Faust because they’re goofy guys, and in the same vein, I fixate on Jet Jaguar because he’s a goofy guy. The legacy of Godzilla vs. Megalon is that its a stupid fucking movie. Jaguarposting is a celebration of that movie’s stupidity, the idea that a post is funny solely because it features a character from the film.

I didn’t realize March 17th was Megalon’s birthday, I didn’t see any posts about it on the day and didn’t have the date committed to memory. So this post is late. But I still want to wish GvM a happy 50th. Maybe go watch it in it’s honor and hopefully see what I’ve been rambling on about for this long.

If you don’t know what Jaguarposting is, don’t worry, I’ve only ever used the term once and made like 5 posts in the genre across all social media. However its my first post on Tumblr, so I felt it was about time to explain myself.

#godzilla #godzilla vs megalon #jet jaguar

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godzillasrighttoe · 3 years

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Anguirus's surprise birthday party

Damn that title is kinda bland ngl

(Since Anguirus's birthday is today, I decided that I would make this without planning how I'm gonna write it just before it's irrelevant. Also, all the kaiju in here are supposed to be the kaiju from Final Wars, not their other appearances in the Showa era. Also, since I ship Orga and Megaguirus I decided that this year they're gonna be having a baby lol. And this also takes place in the gijinka universe)

Final Wars Goji:Ok guys, so here's the plan. I will pick up Anguirus from his home so that we can hang out for the day and while we're doing so and so you guys break into my house and start decorating. I'll leave the key under the door for you guys to unlock it.

Orga:bruh we don't even got decorations yet

Final Wars Goji:𝙩 𝙝 𝙚 𝙣 𝙗 𝙪 𝙮 𝙩 𝙝 𝙚 𝙢 𝙨 𝙝 𝙞 𝙩 𝙨

Orga:Are we even gonna have time to buy them?

Final Wars Goji:

Final Wars Goji:𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗽𝗶𝗱

Millennium Goji:I feel like we shouldn't be insulting each other and we should actually be planning this out. How about we assign who's gonna do what for the party?Such as decorating, baking the cake, shit like that.

Kumonga:Ooh!I can shoot webs as decoration!

Final Wars Goji:𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗻 𝗼 𝗯 𝗼 𝗱 𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘂𝗽 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲

Millennium Goji:Yeah, this isn't a Halloween party, dude.

Gigan:Ay, Final Wars, how would you feel if I shot lasers into your walls and wrote "Happy Birthday" out of it as decoration?

Final Wars Goji:

Monster X:Oh!And then I can add "Anguirus" to it!

Final Wars Goji:𝙒𝙃𝙔 𝘿𝙊 𝙔'𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙉𝘼 𝘿𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝙔 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀-

Monster X:𝘄𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘂𝗴𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘄𝗮𝘆

Kiryu:How about when Anguirus walks in we say happy birthday and then start playing a bass boosted version of The Anguirus Song?

Orga:That's a good idea, but how about not bass boosted?Matter of fact, why did you even say that?

Kiryu:I don't know, I thought it would be funny. In my head.

Orga:𝗱𝗮𝘄𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗼𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗻

King Caesar:𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙎𝙀𝙉𝙎𝙀 𝙊𝙁 𝙃𝙐𝙈𝙊𝙍 𝙄𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙉 𝙐 𝙏 𝙎 𝙃 𝙄 𝙏

Kiryu:𝗕𝗜-

Millennium Goji:Alright, that's ENOUGH!How about we just buy stuff we need and come back in the morning?

Mothra Imago:I'll get cake ingredients!

Orga:𝗳𝗮𝘁𝗮𝘀𝘀

Mothra Imago:

Kiryu:Tbh, you shouldn't be talking because first off, Mothra isn't even fat and second, 𝗻𝗴𝗹 𝗠𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗴𝘂𝗶𝗿𝘂𝘀 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗮 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝘂�� 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗻𝗮𝗻𝘁😳

Orga:

Kiryu:

Everyone else in the room:

Orga:𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗽𝗶𝗱

Kiryu:I mean, not gonna cap, she's been eating just a bit too much for a pregnant woman. Fuck cravings and shit, that's not normal. Sometimes I think that she's trying to kill the baby.

Orga:𝗯𝗿𝗼-

Millennium Goji:ANYWAY, all of you can now LEAVE now and go get stuff for the party tomorrow. Especially you, Kiryu. You're a dumbass. I hate to defend Orga in this situation, but it's true.

Kiryu:

Kiryu:Ok...

(Next day lol)

Millennium Goji:Ok guys, what do you all have to offer so that we can start decorating-

Orga:You always talkin' bout we. 🄸 🄰🄸🄽'🅃 🄽🄴🅅🄴🅁 🄵🅄🄲🄺 🅆🄸🅃 🄽��🄽🅃🄴🄽🄳🄾.

Millennium Goji:

Millennium Goji:And when did I ask?𝗠 𝗮 𝗻 𝗹 𝗮 𝗶 𝗱 𝗼 𝘂 𝘁 𝗮 𝘄 𝗵 𝗼 𝗹 𝗲 𝗽 𝗮 𝗿 𝗮 𝗴 𝗿 𝗮 𝗽 𝗵

Orga:that was like 2 sentences tf-

Rodan:Ay, you wanted me to show what I bought, right?

Millennium Goji:

Millennium Goji:Yeah?

Rodan:I bought wrapping paper so that we can wrap the presents we all bought Anguirus!

Millennium Goji:That's all?

Gigan:Bold of you to assume we bought him anything.

Orga:Why is everybody talking about we?!?Once again, 🄸 🄰🄸🄽'🅃 🄽🄴🅅🄴🅁 🄵🅄🄲🄺 🅆🄸🅃-

Gigan:𝗡𝗼𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘀, 𝗢𝗿𝗴𝗮. 𝗦𝗼 𝗶𝗺𝗺𝗮 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗵𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗕 𝗨 𝗟 𝗟 𝗦 𝗛 𝗜 𝗧 𝘂𝗽, 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲𝗳.

Orga:

Orga:ok

Millennium Goji:Gigan, did you buy anything?

Gigan:no I'm broke

Gigan:jk I didn't wanna buy anything lol

Millennium Goji:𝗕 𝗶 𝘁 𝗰 𝗵 .

Kiryu:I bought the happy birthday decoration.

Millennium:Oh, ok. So did I though...

Kiryu:

Millennium Goji:

Kiryu:So what we bout to do?

Orga:STOP TALKING ABOUT WE!!!🇮 🇦 🇮 🇳 ' 🇹 🇳 🇪 🇻 🇪 🇷 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🇼 🇮 🇹 🇳 🇮 🇳 🇹 🇪 🇳 🇩 🇴

Everyone else in the room:SHUT UP!!!

(Meanwhile with Final Wars Goji)

*Final Wars Goji knocks on Anguirus's door*

*No answer*

Final Wars Goji:Anwser that door, man!Come on!

*Anguirus opens the door*

Anguirus:Godzilla!

Final Wars Goji:Anguirus!

*They hug*

Final Wars Goji:Happy Birthday, man!

Anguirus:Awww, thanks!I actually can't believe that I'm 25 now!

Final Wars Goji:I know, right?You're so old now!

Anguirus:Not really though. Because aren't you like 30?

Final Wars Goji:27.

Anguirus:Old enough. Hahaha!

Final Wars Goji:hahaha 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 hahaha

Anguirus:Huh?

Anguirus:

Final Wars Goji:

Anguirus:Dude, you LITERALLY old shamed me so when I do it back you say it's not funny.

Final Wars Goji:Anguirus, this is weird. Here's your birthday card.

Anguirus:Oh, thanks!Wanna hang out now?

Final Wars Goji:Sure!Heh...

(Back to the party setup)

Millennium Goji:Ok guys!What all have you gotten set up?

Rodan:I've hung up some decorations!

Baragon:I've wrapped some of his presents!

Kamacuras:I'm making beans!

Millennium Goji:The fuck?Why?

Kamacuras:Anguirus likes them.

Ebirah:𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗘𝗘𝗘𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗦 𝘄𝘁𝗳

Millennium Goji:Has anybody else done anything?

Mothra Imago:Me and the boys are about to bake the cake!

Gigan:Don't ever sat that shit again.

Mothra Imago:I- I'm not even trying to be funny.... it's literally me and the boys...

Gigan:I don't care, shut up.

Mothra Imago:Rude!

Gigan:How?𝗴𝗼𝗱𝗱𝗮𝗺𝗻 𝘀𝗡𝗼𝗪𝗳𝗟𝗮𝗞𝗲

Kiryu:imagine if we sliced up gigan's dick and put it on the cake as a decoration for being volatile

Gigan:

Mothra Imago:

Orga:

Millennium Goji:

Kiryu:What?

Millennium Goji:*sighs* Ghost Goji is taking over again, huh?

Kiryu:*sighs*Yeah... when I said that it felt like 𝗜 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗰𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗜𝗫𝗧𝗛 𝗗𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡~

Kiryu and Gigan:𝙇𝙀𝙁𝙏 𝙈𝙔 𝙎𝙊𝙐𝙇 𝙄𝙉 𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙑𝙄𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝙇𝙀𝙏'𝙎 𝙂𝙊 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙄𝙏 𝘼𝙃 𝘼𝙃 𝙇𝙀𝙏'𝙎 𝙂𝙊 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙄𝙏 𝘼𝙃 𝘼𝙃

Orga:𝗱𝗮𝗺𝗻𝗻𝗻𝗻𝗻 𝘆'𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝘆𝘆𝘆𝘆𝘆

Mothra Imago:And is there anything wrong with that?!?Like-

Orga:𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹

Mothra Imago:HEY!!!Why is everyone so mean to me today?!?

Kiryu:I'm not!I'd never be mean to you!

Orga:simp

Gigan:Who the fuck still says "simp" anymore?The word is kinda dead...

Kiryu:Hey, I have a joke relating to the word "simp".

Gigan:Hm?

Kiryu:Take the "s" and "m" out of it and add it to Orga's name.

Gigan:Huh?O-

Orga:I don't understand- bruh.

*Millennium Goji laughs*

Mothra Imago:What's the joke?

Kiryu:Orgasm.

Mothra Imago:Inappropiate!

Millennium Goji:Then don't listen. It's that easy. Plus we're all adults.

Kiryu:Well, I'm 17. I'll be 18 next month.

Mothra Imago:Then why are you making these jokes?!?

Kiryu:Because I'm almost an adult?

Gigan:bruh are we gonna start baking orrr

Orga:Yep!

*Orga dumps all of the ingredients onto the baking table*

Gigan:ORGA!!!WHAT THE HELL!!!

Orga:?

Kiryu:𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆, 𝙍𝙄𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙍𝘿?

Orga:Why is are you two against me all of a sudden?

Gigan:THE EGGS WERE IN THERE!!!YOU DUMBASS!!!

Orga:ohhhhh

Orga:𝗜 𝗴𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘄𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻 𝘃𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻.

Millennium Goji:No!!!We can't make it VEGAN!!!Anguirus HATES vegans and their food!!!

Orga:The fuck?Why?

Millennium Goji:It has something to do with his mother who isn't approving of his sexuality, apparently.

Orga:bruh we got like 2 hours left before Final Wars comes back the cake is gonna be vegan

Millennium Goji:2 HOURS?!?HOW?!?

Gigan:And you're acting like it's the end of the world.

Kiryu:bruh we don't even know if the eggs are broken or not

Gigan:They are!All of them!Don't you see it dripping out of the bag?

*Kiryu looks at the bag*

Kiryu:oh shit lol

Gigan:Now what?!?

Orga:WE MAKE THE VEGAN CAKE!!!

Gigan:NO!!!

(Meanwhile with Final Wars Goji and Anguirus)

Anguirus:I can't believe you would spend your whole day with me on my birthday!

Final Wars Goji:Yeah... mainly because I wanna spend more time with you anyway.

Anguirus:Oh, really?

Final Wars Goji:Yeah... for the rest of my life.

Anguirus:Oh, I'd be looking forward to doing that also... heh...

*Silence*

Final Wars Goji in his mind:𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗮𝘆...

Final Wars Goji:Is this coming off in a cheesy way?

Anguirus:

Anguirus:I love everything you do. When you call me fuckin' dumb for the stupid shit I do. Wanna ride my bike with you. Fully undressed, no trainin' wheels left for youuuuuuuu!~ I'll pull them off for youuuuuuuu!Hey, I love that song!

Final Wars Goji:Oh, you do?

Anguirus:Yeah!

Final Wars Goji:Oh, so do I. Imagine if that was our theme song if we were in love.

Anguirus:I mean... it could be...

*More silence*

Anguirus:What, are you trying to say something?

Final Wars Goji:Uh-*blushes*

*Final Wars Goji remembers about the party*

Final Wars Goji:Hey, there's something I wanna show you. At my house. It's another gift.

Anguirus:Ooh!I can't wait!Take me to your house!

Final Wars Goji:Ok, by the way you get distracted SOOOOO easily.

Anguirus:Oh, so there's no gift?

Final Wars Goji:There is, I wouldn't just give you a birthday card. I was just pointing that out. We can go to my house now.

Anguirus:Ok!

(Back at Final Wars Goji's house)

*Mothra Imago, Gigan, Kiryu, and Orga are playing Uno while everyone else is making sure everything looks right*

*Orga puts down his second to last card*

Orga:Hah!Uno!

Kiryu:DAMNIT!

*Kiryu bangs the table*

Orga:Hoes mad.

Kiryu:I'M NOT A HOE!Does anybody have a card to make him draw???

Gigan, who's before Orga, and has a +4 in his deck:*laughs to himself*HAHAHAHAHAHA 𝗻𝗼.

Mothra Imago:*sighs*Oh well... I guess you win Orga.

Orga:Hahaha!

*Mothra puts down a card*

*Kiryu puts down a card in disappointment*

Orga:Gigan, are you gonna put a card down?

*Gigan laughs*

Orga:Why are you laughing?Wait...

Gigan:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Orga:GIGAN PLEASE!!!HAVE MERCY!!!

Gigan:𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙄𝙎 𝙉𝙊 𝙈𝙀𝙍𝘾𝙔

*Gigan puts down his +4*

Orga:*high pitch screaming*

*Millennium Goji comes rushing over*

Millennium Goji:GUYS!!!Final Wars is on his way back!!!He's almost here!!!

Gigan:But our Uno game!-

Millennium Goji:𝙄 𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝘼 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆. Start tidying up before it's lights out!!!Is the cake ready?

Mothra Imago:Yep!Already decorated, too.

Orga:𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘃 𝗲 𝗴 𝗮 𝗻 𝘀 𝗵 𝗶 𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆

Kiryu:Well, it's not vegan. Remember how we still used the crushed up eggs and took out all of the egg shells but when we did Gigan picked some of it up and dumped it all on my head for no reason so I said "More daddy!~" so that he would stop?

Orga:oh yeah lol

Millennium Goji:𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗦 𝗢 𝗨 𝗧

*Millennium Goji turns off the lights*

*Kiryu screams*

*Millennium Goji turns the lights back on*

Millennium Goji:Kiryu, are you ok?

Kiryu:What are you talking about?That was Gigan.

Gigan:𝗕𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵, 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁?

Kiryu:Don't even play, Gigan.

Gigan:Ok...

Millennium Goji:Um...anyway.

*Millennium Goji turns the lights off again*

*Gigan moans*

*Millennium Goji turns the lights back on*

Millennium Goji:DUDE-

Gigan:THAT WAS KIRYU!!!

Millennium Goji:NO IT WASN'T!!!If another one of you makes another sound when I turn the lights 𝗜'𝗺 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗪𝗪𝗜𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗮 𝗰𝗮𝗿 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁.

*Millennium Goji turns off the lights again*

Gigan:*impersonates Doja Cat*ᗪᗩᗰᑎ ᑭᗩᑭᗩ YOᑌ ᗩ ᖇᗩᖇᗴ ᗷᖇᗴᗴᗪ-

*Millennium Goji turns the lights on again*

Millennium Goji:THAT'S IT-

*Millennium Goji kicks Gigan

Gigan:OW!!!

Kiryu:ᵈᴀᵐɴ ᵖᴀᵖᴀ ʸᴏᵘ ᴀ ˢᴄᵃʀʸ-

(Meanwhile outside)

*Final Wars Goji is covering Anguirus's eyes with his hands*

Anguirus:Lmao why do my eyes have to be covered if we're going in your house?Is it something that I can see through the window?

Final Wars Goji:It's special.

Anguirus:Ok, whatever you say...

*They reach his house and Final Wars Goji unlocks the door*

Final Wars Goji:Open your eyes!

*Anguirus opens them*

*Millennium Goji turns on the lights*

Everyone except for Gigan:SURPRISE!!!

Gigan:*blows a party horn*

Anguirus:WOW!I was not expecting this!!!Thank you so much guys!

Final Wars Goji:And it was all planned by me!

Anguirus:Awww, thanks Final!Can I get to my cake now?

Millennium Goji:Sure!Do you wanna cut it first-

Anguirus:There is no future. There is no past. Do you see?Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Everyone else in the room:

Millennium Goji:All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

#((found on an incorrect quote generator lol))#happy birthday anguirus!!!#anguirus #kaiju #incorrect godzilla quotes #sources #wait a minute by willow #training wheels by melanie martinez #and baku

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uncannyfantastic · 4 years

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Happy birthday to Art Adams! Here’s a handy chart. @arthuradamsart . #artadams #arthuradams #kaiju #godzilla #anguirus #ghidorah #rodan #gigan https://www.instagram.com/p/B-nwwO1llw4/?igshid=10genq6498yde

#artadams #arthuradams #kaiju #godzilla #anguirus #ghidorah #rodan #gigan

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futurama · 5 years

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happy birthday to my rudy @anguirus here we are as our boys! =^)

#old art

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atlantisdaysandmore · 5 years

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"What have I gotten myself into. . ?"

As promised, I will now blabber about my new AU which is an unholy mash of American Gods-esque AU, Good Omens-esque AU and Crime AU. So, this'll be darker than AD but still gonna be as fun.

Okay, so the Titans here are more or less literal deities and spirits, like from American Gods and Good Omens. They used to be powerful but years of not being worshipped and sacrificed to have weakened them however, some Titans, like the ones in the main cast, have found. . . Unsavoury but efficient ways of staying alive and getting sacrifices.

There are also different versions of the Titans around the globe. There is an American Gojira, a Japanese Mosura, a German Ghidorah Trio, an English Rodan, an African Anguirus, etc. It's not that they're all different aspects of the same person, but in some cases it is. It's complicated.

Connor Ray hasn't exactly been doing well lately. First of, he and his family get into a car accident that kills his adoptive brother and sends hus adoptive dad on a downward spiral which results in his adoptive parents' divorce. Then he accidentally gets into a fight with some jerks but because the law seems to hate him, he's the one that ends up getting arrested and stuck with the most annoying cellmate (for a guy named Kevin Goldman, he ain't exactly bright ) for three years. Then he finally gets out of prison and finds out his mom is missing.

His only hope of finding her? A tired yakuza boss named Mr. Jira who might have an idea on where she might be, all Connor has to do is just be his errand boy and he'll help. . . Yet, a man, who is apparently Goldman's brother, named Mr. Hydra (Why they have different surnames, Connor doesn't know) also seems to know where his mother is and claims his other brother named Mr. King knows, too. But honestly? Connor just wants this to be over so he and his family can be close to normal again.

The Apocalypse is coming and everyone is just waiting for the top two Apex Titans, Gojira and Ghidorah, to duke it out. The titans are ready to pick sides and fight to the death though, two moth siblings aren't looking forward to it. Oh and the Antichrist has been misplaced.

Meanwhile, Maddison Russel is trying to live a normal life but it's been pretty hard ever since Andrew died. She tries to make things work though and well, even though her mom is missing, at least her brother's there and - oh hey, that's a neat, if weird-looking dog. Oh well. It's her dog now. Also, why does Maddie have powers now?

The Cast (so far):

Connor Ray - a young man who just wants to get his life back on track but well, it's pretty hard when your mom's missing. Aloof and quiet but helpful and reliable. Has little tolerance to nonsense and dumbassery but well, he has to learn to be more tolerant when since the people he's working with aren't exactly the most orderly and the sanest of people. Has wanted to strangle at least one of those said people at least once

Maddison Russel - a young girl who's trying her best to make things work in a bad situation. Sure, one of her brothers is dead, her parents are divorced, the other brother was in jail and her mom is now missing but hey, at least her brother's released and her dad's at AA and getting better so there's a chance that they can be a happy family. Though, ever since her birthday and getting a new dog, weird things have been happening around her. . . And she may be the cause. . .

Naaaah.

Mr. Jira - Apex Titan and the Terror of the Deep. While still respected and fear amongst his fellow titans, Jira became a nobody to the humans. . . That is until he decided to get involved in the Japanese Underground. He's done a lot of questionable stuff and dangerous jobs in order to climb the ranks and also appease himself, some he prefers not to disclose. Hell, you can even say he has some regrets but you can't be too sure. Now a leader of his own gang, Jira is now one of the most feared men in Japan, even if he's still a man of mystery and unpredictability. However, one thing that's for sure is that he is a man of his word. . . As long as Connor fulfills his end of the deal.

Miss Luna - Beta Titan and Goddess of Infant Island. Luna is a seemingly sweet lady who runs charities, a hospital and an orphanage but she also does a couple of unsavory things like murder to keep herself and her brother, Battra, alive. She doesn't like doing this, hell, it's something she deeply regrets, to be honest but well, one must make some sacrifices to survive, both figuratively and literally. She cares deeply about everyone and Connor is no exception and well, she can't help but worry about him and well, it doesn't help that she's suspicious on what her husband is planning. In her eyes, Connor isn't ready yet. He's far too young to be a part of whatever scheme Fate has in store. She was the one assigned to keep an eye on the AntiChrist. . . Except she lost her and has been watching the wrong girl for years. For some reason, though, Mr. Jira isn't even the least bit mad at her for it.

Mr. De Avila - Beta Titan and Fire Demon. De Avila went through many hurdles which he managed to overcome them and survive with a smug grin on his face so being forgotten by humans is just another challenge for him to overcome and so far, he'd like to say that he's doing a good job at that. A freelance assassin among other unsavoury things, he's done a lot to keep himself alive, mostly sacrificing victims to himself and Titan clients who don't want to get their hands dirty. He doesn't exactly like what he's doing nor does he hate it but as a generally scrappy and bloodthirsty person, the thrill he gets out of the hunt and the fight is something he definitely enjoys. Despite being loyal, albeit to whoever's in charge, He likes to say that he's neutral but in the grand scheme of things? He's starting to side with the Ghidorah brothers, both out of personal and practical reasons

Mr King - Apex Titan, Eldest Ghidorah Brother and Golden Demise. The most mysterious out of the three brothers, mostly since no one has seen him in a long time. Okay, so his brothers and Avila know where he is but it's not like they'll spill. Even then, guy doesn't stay in one place. Some of the few things everyone knows about him is that he's cunning and ruthless, someone who one should be cautious with. You can't be sure what he's planning. While he's the one pulling the strings, he usually has his henchmen do errands for him yet Connor has gotten his attention. Why? Connor doesn't know and he has a feeling that it's not for a good cause.

Mr. Hydra - Apex Titan, Second Eldest Ghidorah Brother and Golden Demise. The most brutal out of the brothers, Drake likes a good hunt and likes taking his time with it. He tends to act like a horror movie killer, intelligent, silent and deadly. Except he doesn't do villainous monologues. He's not much of a talker, really. However, while he can plot in he shadows with his older brother, Hydra prefers being in the field, not liking to be cooped up. Despite being the most murderous out of the brothers, he's somewhat willing to talk and can even negotiate and deal, even if he's not as charismatic as his younger brother or as smooth as his older brother but his boldness makes up for it. Though, he still has secrets hidden that he believes Connor doesn't have to know.

Mr. Goldman - Apex Titan, Youngest Ghidorah Brother and Golden Demise. The most off-putting out of the three. He's not exactly creepy in a stereotypical way but to those that don't know him, he has some sort of odd aura to him and his friendly and cheery personality isn't helping while to those that know him andd his brothers find his sunny disposition compared to his brothers' colder dispositions kind of unnerving and suspicious. Then he starts cheerfully sharing all he knows about you and oh god, how does he know that? Like his brother Hydra, he prefers being on the field though, he usually keeps to the shadows but if he wants to be caught, he let's himself be caught. I mean, that's how he found Connor, after all. As of now, from what Connor has heard, he broke out of prison some time after Connor was released and is currently catching up with late work because older siblings are jerks like that.

Mr. Blade - Delta Titan and a Living War Machine. A brutal and wild titan who, like De Avila, has gone to assassination and bounty hunting to keep himself alive though, he serves the Ghidorah brothers rather than going freelance. He finds every aspect of his job fun, the hunt, the fight, the kill, the blood, the fear, everything. Sure, he may not be the most competent or the brightest but he's still a trusted ally to the brothers and threat to Gojira. He's surprisingly friendly, though, usually having a nice conversation with you as if you were an old friend, though sometimes while attacking you. He doesn't take humans seriously, though, seeing them as easy prey and Connor is no different. Feeling's mutual, though.

Battra - Delta Titan and Nature God. You wouldn't think Battra was Miss Luna's brother as they don't look alike or act similarly. He's more rude and chaotic as opposed to his sweet and orderly sister but Battra also means well. . . Even if he doesn't do it right. He helps run the orphanage with his sister and is a wild older brother figure to the kids there but he also helps his sister with the shady stuff, mostly since both of them need to survive somehow. Doesn't care much about Connor or what Mr. Jira and the Ghidorah brothers are planning, unless they're gonna destroy the Earth or something. Was supposed to help his sister with the Antichrist except said Antichrist got misplaced so he has to go look for her whilst his sister helps Mr. Jira out.

Anguirus - Delta Titan and Right Hand of Gojira. He's a cheerful and helpful man. . . Even if he's the right hand man of the most feared man in Japan. He's a loyal man who's stuck with Mr. Jira and Miss Luna through thick and thin, even if it has almost and did kill him in the past but hey, he always gets better. Though, despite his pleasant attitude, he's still someone who isn't afraid of getting his hands dirty, especially since that's kinda his expertise. He's got to stay alive somehow, you know. He's usually there to help Connor out but these days, he's too busy helping Battra to help Connor.

And that's the AU so far but there might be changes and additions in the future, who knows. This is gonna be fun, though.

#Apocalypse How #godzilla #rodan #mothra #king ghidorah #anguirus #battra #king kong #three guesses as to who Connor Ray really is lol #this is gonna be sooo fun #and dumb #also yes Battra and Anguirus are gonna be Aziraphale and Crowley #are they together? who knows but they do get along when theyre not bickering

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pkmatrix · 4 years

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The Order I Saw the Godzilla Movies In (Revised)

I recently revised my personal timeline of when and how I became a Godzilla fan when I realized that my “obviously wrong” memory of starting in January 1994 was, in fact, 100% correct. So, considering that, here’s the (rough) order I saw the Godzilla movies, how, and briefly my initial reaction:

1. Godzilla vs. Megalon - Circa 1990. This was the first Godzilla movie I remember seeing, a VHS copy my aunt bought for my younger cousin in the bargain bin someplace (wild guess: a Bradlees department store in Saddle Brook, NJ) . She'd put it on TV while my cousin and I were playing, but I never gave much thought to it. 2. Godzilla 1985 - January 9, 1994. My family was over at my grandmother's house for a family party on the day of the NFC Wild Card game between the New York Giants and Minnesota Vikings. I happened to catch a commercial for the 5 P.M. movie on WPIX-11 out of New York, which that day happened to be Godzilla 1985. I was going through a Dinosaur and Monster craze at the time (thanks to Jurassic Park and Power Rangers) and made a point of watching it because it looked like the COOLEST THING EVER. It blew my mind! I wouldn't shut up about it for weeks! 3. Terror of Mechagodzilla - January 15?, 1994. Since I was talking nonstop about Godzilla everyday since seeing G85, my Dad took me to the local videostore a week or so later and rented this, the only Godzilla movie they had, for me to watch. I remember being confused by this movie and didn't care much for it. 4. - 7. Godzilla, King of the Monsters, Mothra vs. Godzilla, Godzilla vs. Monster Zero, and Godzilla's Revenge - January 29 and 30, 1994. Shortly after watching ToMG, I found out that TNT’s MonsterVision was having a Godzilla night on January 29. I was SUPER-excited for it, and the marathon is really what cemented my fandom. I remember recognizing immediately that GKOTM was the original movie (and, for some reason, thought Goji's ears were horns). The marathon started at 8 PM and I stayed up to watch that one, falling asleep some time during Mothra vs. Godzilla. I watched the rest the next day on tape. That video was one of my most prized possessions as a kid, right up until I got the Simitar VHS set in 1998! Interesting to note: this broadcast of Godzilla vs. Monster Zero cut the entire second Planet X sequence. The characters leaving Earth with Godzilla and Rodan is cut off by a commercial break, and when the movie resumes is when Fuji and Glenn leave Planet X with the tape. While I saw screenshots of the sequence in G-Fan, from 1994 until some time in 1999 when I finally sat to watch the Simitar release of the movie, I was completely unaware the Godzilla/Rodan v. Ghidorah fight, the Godzilla dancing scene, or the scene with Glenn and the multiple Kumi Mizunos were actually real scenes and not just promotional shots. 8. King Kong vs. Godzilla - April 3, 1994. My family often merges my birthday party with Easter because the two fall so close to each other most years, and this was one of them. I received the movie as a birthday gift from, I believe, one of my aunts. I remember being surprised the movie existed at all, the idea that King Kong and Godzilla COULD fight each other hadn't hit me yet. After this point my recollection is vague. I'll give this in what I think is rough order. 9. Ebirah, Horror of the Deep - Spring/Summer 1994??? We got the 1992 Goodtimes release from a bargain bin, either in Kmart or Bradlees. I remember being disappointed by this one.

10. Destroy All Monsters - Summer 1994. My parents bought it from a shortlived kaiju/sentai/henshin stand my family discovered on the Boardwalk in Seaside Heights, NJ. It was by the Funtime Pier, nearish the Sawmill. The owner saw I was a wide-eyed kid who'd just discovered the fandom, and talked up the movie (I didn't need much convincing). 11. Godzilla vs. Mothra - Summer 1994. I don't remember buying this movie, but I know I saw it well before I saw Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla ‘93 because the tape had the early teaser trailer for it that mostly was showing off the poster, making the movie look way darker and more badass than it turned out to be. I’m certain I bought it from the same stand in Seaside Heights, and in fact it may have been the same day as DAM. I don't remember, though. I'm only certain I saw it before the end of Summer 1994.

12. Godzilla vs. Gigan - 1994/1995??? Our family's favorite videostore was this place on Main Ave. in Lodi, NJ, across from the Kmart. It was AWESOME. It had EVERYTHING. It had a huge Sci-Fi/Horror section and was single-handedly the biggest reason why I was able to see as many Godzilla movies as I did as a kid (as well as many Gamera movies, plus a bunch of other genre films, PLUS the classic Universal Horror films). The VHS was the the New World Video or '92 StarMaker release, I'm not entirely sure. The picture of Godzilla on the ground, appearing bloody and dead, was what caught my attention and made me rent it. I remember being surprised by how dark this one was.

13. Godzilla Raids Again - 1994/1995??? I spotted this one while browsing the videos in Lodi and was intrigued by the box art (it was the Video Treasures release). I've always liked this one a lot because it was a direct sequel to the first movie, because I liked both monsters' designs, and thought they had a really cool fight. 14. Ghidorah the Three-Headed Monster - 1994/1995??? Honestly? I don't remember. Either I rented it from the store in Lodi or recorded it off the TV. I don't remember how I felt after seeing it, it didn't leave much of an impression on me at the time. Now, it's one of my favorite Godzilla movies!

15 .Godzilla vs. Hedorah - Summer 1995. Rented the Orion Pictures VHS from the videostore in Lodi. I don't recall my initial reaction.

16. Godzilla vs. Biollante - Summer 1995. I went with my Dad to a supermarket in East Rutherford for groceries one afternoon, and while there we visited the videstore across the street. As had become my SOP by that point, I went to the Sci-Fi section and looked for Godzilla movies and I discovered it there. The cover caught me immediately, like GvMG2's cover it was SO COOL. We rented it, and I was doubly surprised to discover that this was a direct sequel to Godzilla 1985! AWESOME! Then, triply surprised by the violent opening sequence - so surprised that I actually ejected the tape to double-check that this was a Godzilla movie. By the time I finished watching it the first time, I had been permanently fixed as my favorite Godzilla movie. ^___^

17. Son of Godzilla - Summer 1995. Fairly certain we rented it from the videostore in Lodi. I liked this one and actually used to watch it a lot. 18. Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla - Summer 1995. Rented the '92 StarMaker VHS from the videostore in Lodi. This quickly became one of my favorites! I later bought the GoodTimes "Godzilla vs. Cosmic Monster" version from a bargain bin in Kmart, thinking it was a different movie, only to discover that it was an edited down version of GvMG (I could tell since the StarMaker version had the opening scene with Anguirus, the Cosmic Monster version did not). 19. - 20. Godzilla vs. Super-Mechagodzilla and Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla - Summer 1995. While on a day trip to Sandy Hook in South Jersey I convinced my parents to drive all the way down to Seaside Heights so I could buy these, as I’d spotted them when we were in Seaside Heights last time. I watched Space Godzilla that night - this would be the first Godzilla movie I ever watched in Japanese without subs (it was a theatrical camcorder bootleg, I remember hearing the audience and seeing people getting up and walking around), I ate it up anyway. ^_^ I watched GvMG2 the next day while at a family party in Pennsylvania and loved it. ^_^ From this point forward the order is accurate. 21. Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah - Possibly 1996. I became aware of this movie when I walked into the Garden State Plaza's Starlog store in Summer 1994, I think, (long since closed) and spotted stills of Mecha King Ghidorah and Godzillasaurus. I ended up buying a subbed bootleg from The Outer Limits in Clifton, NJ in either late 1995 or some time in 1996. 22. Godzilla vs. Destroyah - Summer 1996 or 1997. I also bought this, subbed, from The Outer Limits in Clifton, NJ. I remember buying this one in the summer, and it having been a very long time after it came out, so I'm leaning toward it having been Summer of 1997. This was one of the last movies I saw before Zilla'98 came out. I remember liking it quite a lot, and eventually it became one of the most-watched Heisei films for me. 23. Godzilla (1998) - May 1998. Saw it at the Highway Theater in Fair Lawn, NJ. I remember liking it after walking out of the theater. I didn't "decide" that I "hated" it until I read the next issue of G-Fan and realized all the other fans had hated it, so I switched gears and claimed to hate it too. I didn't change my mind about it until I gave it a second chance in 2002. Today I'm mostly neutral toward it, my biggest criticism being that it’s really dull. 24. Godzilla 2000 - August 2000. Saw it at the Clifton Commons theater in Clifton, NJ. For some reason, I wasn't excited about seeing this one and ended up waiting a week before going. I remember walking away happy I saw it, but not crazy about it. It left little impression on me for years after, although more recently I’ve come around and nowadays like it quite a lot. :) 25. Godzilla vs. Megaguirus - Summer 2001. Bought this, subbed, from The Outer Limits in Clifton, NJ. I didn't care much for it (I also didn't find out about the after-credits sequence until it came out on video in the U.S. officially). 26. GMK - Summer 2002 or 2003. Bought this, subbed, from The Outer Limits in Clifton, NJ. Being a fan of the Heisei Gamera films by this point, I was pretty disappointed by this movie. I remember not liking much of anything about it. Since then, I've 100% reversed and its now one of my favorite Post-'80s Godzilla films. 27. Godzilla against Mechagodzilla - 2004 or 2005. Don't recall how I got this one, it might've been Christmas 2004. I liked it quite a lot at the time, and thus far has held up on repeat viewings. 28. Godzilla (1954) - Fall 2004. One of the last things I bought from the Outer Limits before the store closed. I watched it in my dorm room during my first semester of college and remember being amazed, it was like seeing the movie again for the first time. ^_^ 29. Godzilla: Tokyo SOS - 2005. Bought it from the FYE in the Paramus Park Mall, I think. I didn't like it at all. I thought it was a serious let down after GxMG, and felt that movie deserved better than a bad remake of Mothra vs. Godzilla. I've since revised my opinion and like it more, but still think it should have been better. 30. Godzilla: Final Wars - 2005. Bought it from the FYE in the Paramus Park Mall, I think. At the time I liked it and for years thought other fans were being too hard on it. After rewatching it again around 2013 or so, though, it plummeted through the floor to me and my opinion wasn’t nearly so high. I slowly warmed back up to it, eventually deciding to make my own fan edit which is now my preferred version to watch.

31. Godzilla (2014) - May 2014. Saw it at the Garden State Plaza in Paramus, NJ on opening night. Loved it! One of the rare movies I went back and saw again in theaters, and has only gotten better after the many repeat viewings since. ^_^

32. The Return of Godzilla - 2015??? Considering this was only a few years ago, I’m really sort of baffled that I can’t figure out when I bought this?? After years of waiting, I got impatient for an official U.S. release and imported a copy from Japan. It was wonderful to see the movie that made me a fan again after so long, even if it wasn’t the G’85 version, but I found the Japanese version surprisingly lacking compared to the Americanized version (which I soon after found a bootleg to compare). The lack of music and many of what I feel were poorer editing choices really hurt the Japanese cut for me, and to this day the pure Japanese cut of this film is my lead favorite version (my preferred, these days, is the Godzilla: Resurrection fan edit).

33. Shin Godzilla - October 2016. Saw this in, I believe, Fort Lee, NJ when it was having its theatrical run. Loved it! Second Godzilla movie I’d gotten my now brother-in-law to come see (I brought him to a screening of G’54 in New York City in 2014).

34. Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters - 2018. I saw this as soon as it hit Netflix and while I enjoyed it, my feelings have been mixed. I love the creativity of it, but it’s a pretty slow movie and not one I see myself returning to much. One of the only ones I don’t own a copy of.

35. Godzilla: Mechagodzilla City - 2018. Yeah, screw the official title of this, it’s Mechagodzilla City for me. I liked this one MUCH more than PotM, a truly inspired take on the Godzilla and Mechagodzilla rivalry. Very much enjoyed! Also don’t own a copy, since Netflix has yet to give it a physical release.

36. Godzilla: King of the Monsters - May 2019. Saw this one in theaters at least twice, once in I believe Secaucus and again in Holmdel. I think I saw it once more in Paramus, too. Unbelievably enjoyable movie, and easily one of my absolute favorites of this year. ^_^

39. King Kong vs. Godzilla (Japanese Version) - December 2019. Finally got a chance to sit and watch this recently thanks to the Criterion set. Loved it!

38. Godzilla: The Planet Eater - 2019??? Okay, time to come clean: I technically haven’t actually seen this one yet. ^^()

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burningmuses-blog · 5 years

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1954/OG!Godzilla: It's summer, I've got my hat on backwards and it's time to fucking party!

1954/OG!Godzilla: *hits head on garage door*

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Rodan: *Bouncing on trampoline while recording on his phone*

Varan: You can't be on your phone!

Rodan: Fuck you!

Varan: Get off your phone!

Rodan: Fuck you, Obama made me do this!

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Mothra Twins: Psst!

Mothra, waking up: What?

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Anguirus: I get complimented all the time.

Gigan: *Laughing hard*

Anguirus: I do!

Gigan: *continues laughing*

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Humanity: We just got a letter, wonder who it's from!

Humanity: *opens letter*

King Ghidorah: Suck my ass.

Humanity: *confused looks*

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Hedorah: Welcome back to me yelling!

Hedorah: *yells*

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Mechagodzilla 1: Is this Kesha?!!? I LOVE KESHA!!!

Jet Jaguar: It's not Kesh-

Mechagodzilla 1: Whatever it is, it's fucking great!!!

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Everyone: You saved my life.

Heisei/1984-95/Second Godzilla: It's what I do.

Everyone: What's your name?

Heisei/1984-95/Second Godzilla: The name's Even.

Everyone: Even?

Heisei/1984-95/Second Godzilla: Evanescence.

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Biollante: Oh mah gah!

Biollante: I still haven't found my berries,

Biollante: But!

Biollante: *holds up Godzilla* I found this.

Biollante: *licks Godzilla*

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Super Mechagodzilla/Mechagodzilla 2: *uses the battlepack to fly once*

G-Force: Oh my gah

G-Force: He on X-Game mode

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Heisei/1984-95/Second Godzilla: All women,

Heisei/1984-95/Second Godzilla: *spines start to glow blue*

Heisei/1984-95/Second Godzilla: Are queens!

SpaceGodzilla: If she breaths,

SpaceGodzilla: *crystal spines start to glow yellow*

SpaceGodzilla: She's a thooooooooooooooooooot!

Both: *charges at one another*

*BONUS!*

Mothra: What would you do

Mothra: If there was a child right in front of you?

SpaceGodzilla: Dishoush boosh!

SpaceGodzilla: *slaps Child!Godzilla Junior*

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Destroyah: *yells*

Burning Godzilla: AAH! Stop! I could've dropped my croissant!

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Godzilla Junior: How do you know what's good for me?

Miki, the human psychic: That's my oPINION!

Junior: *looks surprised*

G-Force: *looks surprised*

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1999!Godzilla: Who ever launched that missile,

1999!Godzilla: Your mom's a hoe!

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Orga: Don't tell your mother!

1999!Godzilla: Kiss one another.

Orga: DIE FOR EACH OTHER!

1999!Godzilla: *freaks out*

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Mechagodzilla 3/Kiryu/OG!Godzilla reincarnated: *falls from the sky and lands on the ground*

Mechagodzilla 3/Kiryu/OG!Godzilla reincarnated: I have crippling depression!

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GMK!Godzilla/Ghost Godzilla: So you're just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

GMK!Mothra: Happy birthday-

GMK!Godzilla/Ghost Godzilla: *smash glass cup against her head*

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1998!Godzilla/Zilla Sr.: Hi my name is Zilla, I'm new to the single scene, I'm looking for a discrete relationship tha-

NYC: What are you doing?

Zilla Sr.: *disappears into thin fucking air*

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Dr. Tatopoulos: *walks up to Zilla Jr.*

Zilla Jr.: Daddy?

Dr. Tatopoulos: Do I look li-

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2014/Legendary!Godzilla: I'll have you know I am a sweet treat.

2014/Legendary!Godzilla: I'm a fucking delight to be around, okay?

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Female MUTO: Hey, how much money do you have?

Male MUTO: Uh like, sixty nine cents.

Female MUTO: Ah! You know what that means!

Male MUTO: *crying* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets!

#text post #Out of Musing (OOC)#long post #(I found this while going through a different blog of mine)#(it's still funny to me)#{dumb shit}

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Tagged by: @kazankaizer

Tagging: @monsters-of-the-new-world and anyone else who wishes to please the Shogun.

“ssKREEEEEonk!”

Name?

“Call me Gojira...” (Cos Gojira V Reiwa is a pretty long title)

Are you single? “I don’t have any consorts, so yes, I am.”

Are you happy? “I try to be.”

Are you angry? “At many things, yes.”

Are your parents still married? “Never knew my real mother... my dad’s kinda dead”

NINE FACTS –

Birth Place? “Monster Island”

Hair Color? “Not really applicable... black if I did.”

Eye Color? “Gold.”

Birthday? “Sometime in May...”

Mood? “Get on with it...”

Gender? “I’m proudly a male Kaiju.”

Summer or winter? “I guess summer... as cool as snow looks, it’s damn cold.”

Morning or afternoon? “Doesn’t really matter to me.”

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE ? –

Are you in love? “I’m not yet... I’ve only like, just come to the throne.”

Do you believe in love at first sight? “It’ll take a lot to impress me.”

Who ended your last relationship? “Not applicable.”

Have you ever broken someone’s heart? “Not applicable”

Are you afraid of commitments? “Not particularly, considering I have many.”

Have you hugged someone within the last week? “Considering my island is currently empty... no.”

Have you ever had a secret admirer? “Not that I’m aware of... ‘fans’ don’t count right?”

Have you ever broken your own heart? “Nope.”

SIX CHOICES –

Love or lust? “I’ll talk about lust after I know you, so probs the former.”

Lemonade or iced tea? “Iced Tea”

Cats or Dogs? “King Caesar’s a dog right? He’s pretty chill.”

A few best friends or many regular friends? “A few really good friends...”

A wild night out or romantic night in? “What can I say, wild night out is fun for me.”

Day or night? “I’m a night time guy.”

FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS –

Been caught sneaking out? “My father was... kinda busy so no.”

Fallen down/up the stairs? “Nope.”

Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? “... Company again... I suppose.”

Wanted to disappear? “I technically have haven’t I?”

FOUR PREFERENCES –

Smile or eyes? “A toothy grin.”

Shorter or Taller? “I’m usually taller than most so that’s not really an expectation I can make.”

Intelligence or Attraction? “Intelligence... my ‘vassals’ need to be able to prepare for battle.”

Hook-up or Relationship? “Any form of relationship... I like to get to know my allies.”

FAMILY –

Do you and your family get along? “Well, my father’s dead, my close cousins are kinda loopy... and my distant cousins really want me dead so... definitely not.”

Would you say you have a “messed up life”? “I’ll stay optimistic for now.”

Have you ever ran away from home? “No, I come and go as I please.”

Have you ever gotten kicked out? “As above.”

FRIENDS –

Do you secretly hate one of your friends? “Absolutely not.”

Do you consider all of your friends to be good friends? “The friends my father knew... most of them were the most loyal allies of all.”

Who is your best friend? “Hmm... my father always taught me Anguirus could be trusted.”

Who knows everything about you? “No one... as of yet.”

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