Two things about this scene:
1. McCoy is adorable and beautiful healing the crew and being all fatherly with them and I crave more of this so badly
2. This is what Vulcan pornography looks like
This is just the show’s opening teaser, but it reassures us quickly that we won’t have to see any nice, decent western!De’s in this, he’s the same dirty POS we all (or maybe just me) know and love. Bent Carr (these names, lol) is hovering at the bedside of his boss like one of those nursing home cats that can smell death. Except his boss isn’t dying, just ill, so maybe more like a cat that thinks it can inherit the guy’s house and land if it can hasten the process. Which, thanks to his opposable thumbs, is exactly what Bent does as soon as the doctor leaves.
Stay tuned for the next segment, when Bent graduates from the Dunning-Kruger School of Law with a specialty in estates and trusts.
I had a video consult with a different surgeon, and he / everything about the consult were the COMPLETE
OPPOSITE
of the guy I saw the other day
he was fucking amazing, complete night and day, I feel. So fucking relieved.
and I'm getting my breast reduction next month.
barty's inscrutability is so funny just because its like. he's winning the repression olympics without even realizing by wrapping his true self away in endless untraversable turns like a conch shell. having a situationship with him is like volunteering to lock yourself in the torture labyrinth bro you are never making it out of there!! you will spend years trying to unravel his feelings and get absolutely nowhere but still constantly feel like you’re on the verge of getting there!!! (reg lived this #survivor)
but just imagine finally meeting the ONE (1) person who has ever managed to lock barty down. and it’s this tiny utterly demented blonde who dresses in lumpy estate sale cardigans and always smells a little bit like formaldehyde and mothballs and the inside of a hearse. he has the thousand-yard-stare and pop culture references of a feral child raised by coyotes because he didn’t have a single interaction with someone his own age (besides his equally strange sister) until he was like 17. he’ll cut you with zero hesitation 🔪. he's the most autistic person youve ever met in your entire life and whenever Notoriously Unattainable™️ Barty Crouch looks at him he’s like please evan let me lay down to be the ground under your feet so you never have to touch the earth again only me forever PLEASE
I could totally do surgery on myself and even give myself anesthesia and then stitch myself up i could totally do that. I think I can figure out how to put it back