Winterbaron for Bucky Barnes Bingo: K3 - Bonded Animal Bucky sighed, exasperated, as the tiny animal tilted his head over to one side, a perfect mirror to the way he'd perform the feat in his human form. By some miracle, even now, the cube of turkish delight that he'd evidently taken a nap in, was still securely bonded to the top of his furry head by sticky, sugary drool. How long it would take for Zemo to groom off Bucky wasn't sure, but his tiny little hands would surely make slow work of the process. "I'll go get a cloth," he sighed. Zemo puffed up his cheeks, going just a tiny bit more bug-eyed in the process, and Bucky shook his head. "I'm not licking your fur clean. Not again. You taste like sawdust shavings."

Fic: Baby, It's Cold Outside (Hamster Zemo/Bucky)

Here's my fill for Zeemstember Day 25: Snowed In ❄️🐹 Thank you to @zsparz for putting together this fun event!

Title: Baby, It's Cold Outside (but it's heating up in here)

Pairing: Bucky Barnes/Helmut Zemo (as a hamster)

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 3k

Tags: Hamster Zemo, Nebulous Zemo Parole Universe, convenient plot-driving hydra tech, crack treated seriously, snowed in, cuddling for warmth, PWP, bestiality, yes Bucky fucks the hamster, oral sex, frottage, facials, size kink

Summary:

Zemo is much more susceptible to the cold now that he’s a hamster, so when they find themselves snowed in, it’s Bucky’s job to keep him warm. Luckily for him, Zemo seems intent on repaying the favour.

Read on AO3!

Hamster Zemo! — August 5

This little idea came from @zsparz and the random hamster stuff I kept being sent XD

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43314939 @fleshtony @sparcina ‘s amazing fic is entirely to blame. u_u

So I saw that new Taylor Swift video with Dita Von Teese, who is… everything

And because my brain is now inserting Hamster Zemo into all things shiny and good, this exists.

Sorry in advance.

Also, I have never drawn a hamster, that’s why the second one looks like a hamster and the first… well. Yeah.

Tagged by @cantteachanoldguardnewquotes, thank you!

Favorite color: Blue 💙

  Currently reading: I'm between books! After finishing a great one I tried a new one today but I don't like it so I'll take it back to the library tomorrow and get another one 🔍📚

  Last series: Uhh do AO3 series count? Let's say yes - Lost by marianneT (still looking for Zemo content) but I think I'll stop because there are too many fandoms and continuities in it for my poor ADHD brain to follow 🐹

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  Sweet, savory or spicy? Sweet and savory 🍫🥓🍇🧀

  Currently working on: A set of light cotton bags for produce. Oh, you mean writing? The mysterious WIP which I will only reveal the identity of when I give it to the blogger it was made for (who doesn't know it) 🥸

Did you know there are 7 fics where Zemo turns into a hamster?

It’s an entire fandom

It had its own month in 2023

Zeemstember

IN ONE OF THEM YOU TURN INTO A HAMSTER

Why do you know that??

*snorts* Oh I bet he hates that.

//links or it didn't happen//

20 Questions for Fic Writers

Thank you for the tag @zsparz :3

1. How many works do you have on ao3? 13 (one's art, so really, 12)

2. What's your total ao3 word count? 111,676

3. What fandoms do you write for? The MCU and The Alienist, mainly, but right now I'm also doing a Pokemon AU.

4. Top five fics by kudos: Shoot Through the Blur and Under the Ashes (I'm On Fire), then Hot Under the Collar, Russian Dwarf Hamster Roulette, and finally (Been An Awful Good Boy) Santa Zemo.

5. Do you respond to comments? I do :3 I really appreciate comments and the fact that it takes time and effort to leave them.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? I don't really think I do angst??

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? I don't really think I do happy endings?? Like, I guess I tend not to write stuff that feels like it even has a definitive ending.

8. Do you get hate on fics? Not in this fandom.

9. Do you write smut? Yes! Love to write smut.

10. Craziest crossover: I hold that my winterbaron/Lilo & Stitch crossover is very sensical.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? Yes, although not in this fandom. I had a fic get yoinked and turned into a Tony Stark x Reader fic, and have been plagiarized numerous other times. Just not under this pen name.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? Yes!

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? Yes, waaay back in the day, like eight pen names ago.

14. All time favorite ship? Look, I wanna be cool and say Winterbaron or Laszky, buuuut it's Wincest. There's just something really enduring and special about Wincest and it's hard to beat.

15. What's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will? The third installment of Shoot Through the Blur is really hard and I'm in a weird place with writing right now (in that I can barely do it). But, never say never.

16. What are your writing strengths? I don't know my strengths, only my likes and dislikes about the writing process, and characterization is what brings me the most joy personally. Nailing a character's voice and mannerisms and making something unbelievable feel believable via the characterization. It's something I generally pay a lot of attention to.

17. What are your writing weaknesses? Plot. I'm not really a plot person; it's never the primary thing that grabs my attention, even as a reader/viewer. I'm very much a character person.

18. Thoughts on dialogue in another language? I like it, but I have strong opinions about it too, sweatdrop.

19. First fandom you wrote in? Power Rangers, when I was a little kid. I wrote my own episode in script format.

20. Favorite fic you've written? In the WB fandom, it must surely be Russian Dwarf Hamster Roulette. It was very much a fun write. (I generally judge a fic by the writing process rather than the end product. I kinda hate my own writing. I just love to do it.) I loved writing Zemo POV. Plus for some reason people were really nice about it!!

As usual I'm where memes go to die, and I think everyone's already been tagged for this!! I'm way behind :"]

Dogsled

See Dogsled’s existing works here and here.

Preferred contact methods: Email: [email protected] Discord: regasssa

Preferred organizations: - Anything from the list of approved organizations

Will create works that contain: NSFW or SFW, canon, what if? or AU, multiverse crossovers, inspired by (insert movie here), all kinds of kinky, dark and angsty, fluffy or sincere, long burn, historical (WW1/2, regency etc), con or non-con BDSM, sub/dom or A/B/O AUs, found family, letter writing, animal transformation, creature!fic, zombies!, anti-fascist, serious business case fic/mission fic, random plotbunnies, rarepairs, sex change magic, Hydra Trash Party, dark!characters, Hydra wins, dead dove, fantasy, sci-fi, plot hole filling, flashbacks and songfics, porn with or without plot.

Will not create works that contain: Sports aus, cop AUS, natural disaster fic, gender dysphoria, adult characters deaged to children (over 18 for college/royalty AUS etc is still fine!), aged up minor characters, RPF. Character DNWs for Steve/Any and Bucky/Any fic: Pierce, Coulson, Happy, Ross, Peggy, Sharon, Maria Hill, any of the MCU Spider-Man or MCU Ms. Marvel cast

  -- Fic or Other Writing --

Auction ID: 1120

Will create works for the following relationships: Bucky Barnes/Helmut Zemo - 616, MCU Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers - 616, MCU, Marvel's Avengers (video game), What If..? Bucky Barnes/Loki - MCU Steve Rogers/Any - 616, MCU, Marvel's Avengers (video game), What If..? Bucky Barnes/Any - MCU Bucky Barnes/Natasha Romanov - 616, MCU, What If..? Steve Rogers/Helmut Zemo - 616, MCU Bucky Barnes/Marc Spector - MCU Helmut Zemo-centric - 616, MCU Alpine & Bucky Barnes - 616, MCU

Work Description: Auction is for 12 fics of a minimum 2000 words in length (i.e. monthly). Ficlets can be divided between different pairings and universes and have different prompts, which makes this auction ideal for pod bids, or an individual with far too many ideas and not enough time! For each $50 raised for charity by this auction, I'll include another ficlet! NSFW, pure romance or gen are all equally as welcome. I can write the darkest Dead Dove or the fluffiest fluff to ever fluff, or switch dangerously between both and live on a knife's edge. Exceptions for "Any" are limited (see DNWs). Otherwise I'll try your obscure rarepair with pleasure, so just let me take a swing at it.

Ratings: Gen, Teen, Mature, Explicit

Can pods bid on this auction? Yes - Podbids welcome!

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-- Fic or Other Writing --

Auction ID: 2060

Will create works for the following relationships: Bucky Barnes/Helmut Zemo - 616, MCU Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers - 616, MCU, Marvel's Avengers (video game), What If..? Bucky Barnes/Loki - MCU Steve Rogers/Any - 616, MCU, Marvel's Avengers (video game), What If..? Bucky Barnes/Any - MCU Bucky Barnes/Natasha Romanov - 616, MCU, What If..? Steve Rogers/Helmut Zemo - 616, MCU Bucky Barnes/Marc Spector - MCU Helmut Zemo-centric - 616, MCU Alpine & Bucky Barnes - 616, MCU

Work Description: Auction is for a minimum 20,000 word longfic. Could be a slow burn romance, a case fic, a rewrite of the movie Passengers (or any other movie, lbr), something dark and non-con, something canon adjacent, filling in plotholes or revisiting off screen moments from their past. Could be mutual, long distance pining, A/B/O, or an AU where they run into each other in a dark nightclub. Could involve a whole cast of other characters, or just be deep and intimate. Or maybe it's a dead dove that's in that paper bag, a grim historical AU with a barely there happy ending. Maybe it's fluffy! Maybe you just want the character to be turned into a giant Newfoundland or a teeny tiny hamster against his will so that pure chaos will ensue. Maybe they have the wedding jitters. I want to make the idea that you're longing for a reality. In addition to the 20,000 word fic, here are the bonuses that can be added by bidding generously! - Over $50 = full color handdrawn title card - Every $100 added to the total = one scene illustration included up to five illustrations - Over $500 = an additional series of vignettes in the universe to fill out the story and characters some more. NSFW, pure romance or gen are all equally as welcome. I can write the darkest Dead Dove or the fluffiest fluff to ever fluff, or switch dangerously between both and live on a knife's edge. Exceptions for "Any" are limited (see DNWs). Otherwise I'll try your obscure rarepair with pleasure, so just let me take a swing at it.

Ratings: Gen, Teen, Mature, Explicit

Can pods bid on this auction? Yes - Podbids welcome!

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-- Art --

Auction ID: 3022

Will create works for the following relationships: Steve Rogers/Helmut Zemo - 616, MCU Bucky Barnes/Helmut Zemo - MCU Alpine & Bucky Barnes - 616, MCU Avengers fandom any gen and ship - MCU, Marvel's Avengers (video game) Captain America fandom any gen and ship - MCU Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers - 616, MCU, Marvel's Avengers (video game) X-Men fandom any gen and ship - 616, X-Men movieverse Bucky Barnes/Loki - MCU Bucky Barnes/Sam Wilson/Helmut Zemo - MCU

Work Description: This auction is for full color art or Marvel style comic. Winner can choose which they'd like! If you'd like a comic, you can write it or I can take your ideas and put it together myself. Illustrations can be something new, or I can draw scenes from your fics, or I can even make comic style covers for your fics or podfics. Check out my AO3 and Artstation for examples of my work. Art can be anything from gen to NSFW. If you have an obscure pairing or thruple you'd like to see that isn't listed above, please don't be shy about sending me a message to ask if I'd be interested in doing it! I've basically just listed my favorite things, but they aren't my full range by any means. WLW pairings are also welcome, and I'm happy to draw A/B/O, mpreg, non con, BDSM, fight scenes, high fantasy, sad pining, deep character pieces, fluffy beach humor in Barbieland colors, Steve as Cinderella pining for his Prince Charming--I don't know. Anything, really. I'm also willing to do Hydra art for 616 and MCU. $50 = 1 page or 1 illustration $100 = 2 pages or 2 illustrations $150 or more = 3 pages or 3 illustrations. Please note: I'm not interested in doing NSFW art of the following characters, but I'm happy to draw them in non-shippy or gen roles: Pierce, Coulson, Happy, Ross, Peggy, Sharon, Maria Hill, any of the MCU Spider-Man or Ms. Marvel cast.

Ratings: Gen, Teen, Mature, Explicit

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I don’t wanna be the 10th person nagging you about the Sleep Deprivation Fic, but I have to ask: does it end with Sam and Bucky tucking that hamster in? 🥹🐹

Unfortunately, being able to answer this question would involve knowing how the fic ends, which is my main sticking point at the moment. 🤣 I can't believe that I've written like 20 fics in this fandom since I first mentioned the sleep-dep fic, and it is STILL A WIP because I have no idea how to end it - I mean, other than eventually letting him sleep; that part is obviously a given.

So the answer here is probably yes, the hamster gets tucked in. Meanwhile the rest of it is basically:

10K of WIP

?????

Profit Sleep

Here, have a tiny crumb more of preview, just a paragraph this time:

Okay, so as far as unnerving experiences from this entire situation went, Zemo trying to act perfectly normal while hyped up on high-intensity military meth was right up there with any other part of it.

For the WIP Game! Soooo, Rav, 16 WIPs, hmmmm? That's a lot more than this hamster was led to believe 👀👀👀 Please tell me more about 8 and 14. (I assume 8 might be the sequel to Eve and Cara's Torres/Zemo fics?)

Listen! The short list I sent you was fics I actually intended to work on in the near future, whereas this longer list includes all the WIPs that are languishing and wasting away in my drive, some of them never to be touched again. I wasn’t lying to you, I was just going by different parameters 😆

#8 was the Zemo/Torres sugar daddy fic that I talked about here.

#16 is Training Wheels & Honey Trap. Okay, so! This was actually the first thing I started seriously writing for this fandom, after an aborted attempt at a ‘Selby made them do it’ thing that I started and immediately gave up on the week that episode aired (that’s the doc named ‘Zemo/Bucky Fic’ on my list, from probably before the name ‘Winterbaron’ even entered my lexicon).

‘Training Wheels & Honey Trap’ AKA my necro fic, featuring Zemo/OMC (original male corpse), is a story that takes place in Cara’s Heinrich/Helmut universe that she started with her fic And One For the Little Boy, where young Zemo goes on his first mission for HYDRA to honey trap a mark and get him in place for assassination.

I have just shy of 2k written of just the necro scene, but none of the setup that comes before it, and at the time I didn’t feel confident enough in my writing to do it. Revisiting it now, I think I could definitely finish this fic sometime and I very much would like to. So maybe I’ll add it to that short list eventually 😉

Gory, smutty necro snippet under the cut.

Zemo startles as the shot hits the target directly on the back of the head, sending a shockwave through his body, his world suddenly awash in a thick pink mist as bits of bone and arterial spray explode above him in a horrific display of fireworks. He tenses up around the man’s cock buried inside him, milking out a final hot spurt of come, and a small whimper of pleasure escapes him as the pressure lights up his nerve endings. He squeezes his eyes shut against the wet assault from above, but there’s already blood and liquified brain splatter all over his face, in his mouth, coating his tongue, blanketing his bare chest. He takes a stunned moment to gasp for breath, gagging on the metallic viscousness on the back of his tongue, when he feels the man’s dead weight slumping towards him. The movement shoves his thighs further back, shifts the angle of the man’s still-throbbing cock where it’s nestled inside him and Zemo groans, his own cock jumping at the sensation, dribbling precome onto the already red-slick mess of his belly. Blinking heavy wet lashes open to peer at the grotesque scene before him, Zemo reaches out with shaky hands to grasp the man’s shoulders and hold him back. There’s a gory cavern where the upper half of the man’s head used to be, a large gape in his skull, yawning with a swirl of arterial blood still pattering down on him. Zemo is no stranger to bloodshed, but has never witnessed anything quite like this. He’s riveted as much as repulsed, mesmerized even as he struggles to tear his eyes away from the carnage that moments ago was a face. Where there had been greedy eyes leering down at him, now only a thick swell of blood crashing against a jagged breakwater of bone and pulped flesh. The man’s jaw remains, mouth partly open on the ‘O’ of his unfinished orgasm. Zemo’s heart beats wildly, adrenaline pumping through his veins, disgust and arousal warring viciously in his lower belly. The gauzy veil of blood that settles over him nearly overwhelms his senses, but the dead man’s cock in him is still hot and hard. The fear-arousal is almost too familiar, so often have sex and violence been meted out to him as a mated pair that they’re deeply interlinked and hopelessly entangled in his mind. Even as he recoils from the grisly sight, he feels his cock fattening against the soft curve of his belly. He can't even recall if he’s ever experienced sexual pleasure without the involvement of fear. Shifting his hips against the man’s body cautiously, experimentally, he finds that he can rub that exquisite spot deep inside him if he moves just right.

Hey, I love your tiny Zemo pictures. Can you maybe draw tiny kitten Zemo? I think it would be cuteness overload. (You decide if you only want to give him cat ears, whiskers or him being an actual cat)

I have drawn a neko!Zemo in the past XD I think I have them tagged, (I dunno how to make it so tags are added to this part for you to click but I put both tags I have used in the tags jfjfjfkfkf) I can see about drawing another neko!Zemo soon tho bfndndnd or a kitty kitty one like I did with Otter!Zemo and Hamster!Zemo, Zeems does scream cat too pfft

For the new ask game: give me an extremely specific assumption you have about me based off of my fanfic.

Hi scioscribe! My specific assumption: I think that just like your Sam, you're great at taking care of Zemos hamsters who'd rather suffer in silence.

Another assumption? I totally think you've got two cats, two males as a matter of fact, and you drink green tea in the morning in a blue mug.

That's all for today 🤣

This delights me, anon. <3 And I do have two cats! They're a brother and a sister, though. He's significantly bigger than she is, but she's effortlessly the boss anyway.

Helmut in ca: cw looks like a hamster. That’s it. That’s the post.

hey Marvel how about a reverse Civil War plot line where Zemo is being hunted by the new Avengers and Bucky is the one (reluctantly) protecting him from getting killed

last reblog of the hamster with a gun reminds me of this zemo concept art