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divcnire said:the sound of jiho crying has jaehyun up from the reclining chair in the nursery room. his fatherly instinct kicks, and he's rushing to the crib to check on the baby. "shh...daddy's here, what's wrong?" he says, voice the softest it could get, yet the baby continues to cry. it didn't take him long to realize what the problem was; didn't even need to see as the smell got him first, then the sticky texture of something on his wrist --- and jaehyun himself was yelling. "HANA! HELP!"
Hana had been having a power nap due to how much Jiho had been crying lately -- the poor thing had been teething and due to the fact Jaehyun was always at work, Hana was the one who had to stay home and look after him. She absolutely adored their baby boy to death but when it came down to the fact that he was crying nonstop recently, she was just happy when she could get a moments peace. Luckily the young bairn had fallen asleep just in time for when Jaehyun got home so she was settling down momentarily for a quick nap.
Everything was so peaceful and nice as she fell asleep on their Queen sized bed -- she briefly opened her eyes when she heard Jiho’s crying but exhaustion took over her and she knew that his Father was in there right by his side so she had nothing to worry about. Yet the next blood curdling scream had her jumping out of bed like a spring, ignoring the dizzy feeling of getting up too quickly and sprinting into the nursery in light speed only to see a very unhappy Jaehyun and a crying Jiho. “What happened?! Is he okay?!”
Panic was evident in her eyes only to smell something that was all too familiar nowadays -- the joys of parenthood and then she looked at her husbands wrist before scrunching up her nose and shaking her head. Thank goodness it was nothing too serious. She had felt her heart jump into her throat the moment she heard the initial scream. But now she was almost laughing at the misfortune her partner was having. Leader of one of the most feared gangs in Korea yet he couldn’t handle his sons own bowel movements. Snorting, she headed back out.
“You on your own, bud.”
#hana all like; i change his diaper like 50 times a day#bitch u do it#hahahahhahhaa#this was hilarious#divcnire#answered
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tRy aNd siT oN mE u smALL cuTie 👺👊🏻 dO iT yOu WoNT -爱
Okay so now I’M the small and cute one??? Y’all like … hear sumn
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I saw we were bragging about heights... I'm a 17 year old girl and I'm 5'11"! If it makes y'all feel better my bff is 4'8" lol
yall brag abt ur heights here but i aint forget some of yall are intimidated by me whos literally a head shorter than most people
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Forged au:
Ursa trying to teach Vespa how to pick locks: and tada! That's how you do it....sometimes you don't have time when there's a akuma attack so I just break a window to get in....*thinks* *adds as an afterthought* vandalism is wrong, Vesperia.
Vesperia who's writing all of this in a notebook: ok.
Hahahahhahhaa
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I don't remember why I followed you but I'm now deeply invested in your tears of Themis content and struggling to resist the urge to start playing it myself. Vyn is my fave I love a Weird Nerd (affectionate)
this is hilarious to me, u just woke up one day following this horrendously talkative blog with no recollection as to how it happened kJBSFJGS
also. anon anon anon anon aNON //TUGS UR SLEEVE INCESSANTLY. WHY RESIST???? GIVE IN!!!! and to help you make this decision, let me give you three benefits of playing tears of themis
you will gain access and understanding to the tens of thousands of words of content ive written for tot. ive been told my tot stuff is still enjoyable even without context, but with context, you will unlock SHRIMP COLORS OF FANDOM EMOTION being able to know wth im talkin about
You Will Get To See Vyn. you will get to learn the lore and backstory of ur weird nerd, you will get to text with him and he texts like he's writing letters in the fucking trenches, you will get to pet him. you can pet the boys in this game, theres an entire function SPECIFICALLY made for petting the boys who are so happy to be pet. in this function, you can also unbutton one (1) of the buttons of vyn's vest, and vyn will shake his head fondly, adorably. so much vyn enjoyment to be had, if you play this game that has vyn in it.
IT'S GENUINELY JUST A VERY FUN GAME!!!! tears of themis is story driven game and while the stories are by no means perfect, each and every story ive gone thru in tot has had something compelling and interesting that they explore and develop, so it's SO MUCH FUN. SO MANY STORIES, SO DELICIOUS IN THEIR OWN SPECIAL WAY!!! gameplay-wise, it's chill (i.e. you dont need to be a Good Gamer, thank god) and enjoyable!!!!
there are obviously more benefits than these three, but these were the ones i could think of off the top of my head. there are cons of course, like this game is HUGE and takes up a lot of space so you may have to either install it on a spare phone lest u delete so many apps on ur reg phone. also, microtransactions with IRL money is possible in this game and be wary of that. and a bunch of other cons but idk
the cons seem outweighed by the benefit of dr. vyn richter.
in conclusion
EDIT: WAIT HAHAHAHHAHHAA I GOT THIS NEW ASK LIKE 5 SECONDS AFTER I POSTED THIS RESPONSE OMFG, R U THE SAME ANON THAT SENT THIS ASK??
IM LAUGHING SO MUCH. WELCOME TO TOT, ANON!!! HOPE U ENJOY UR STAY HERE!!
#the way this ask activated my day job instincts as an advertising copywriter#this response is bad copy tho KBKFJGDS my CTAs r too long and it's hardsell but#this response isnt goin thru my superiors so. PLAT TOT! JOIN ME! DO IT FOR VYN!#asks#anon
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I'm sorry for all these negative posts lately but holy FUVK I feel so?? Awful? Now??? Brain why.
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I CAN'T EVEN LISTEN TO TEAR DROP BECAUSE OF YALL HAHAHAHHAHHAA
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Meeting~~🤎💚sakamoto part1
Third person p.o.v.
It was a windy day, the streets weren't particularly crowded. Outside the great Edo we could see a young woman walking down a pathway.
She was wearing a dark green and long steampunk Styled dress along with a Brown leather corset and a pair of High boots of the same colour.
Her hair were long,black with Blue highlights,part of her bangs were white coloured and her eyes where pink.
She surely had a really pretty face..........it's s Pity that such pretty face held a frown.
"Uhh"she sighed sadly
"Once again no one accepted my job request~~she sighed again~~since the amanto arrived finding a job for a human has become much more difficult, especially a job like a doctor"
The girl wailed in frustration,laying her back on a wall nearby, taking advantage of the moment to put down her heavy bag.
"Hahahahhahhaa miss I can see your panties!" She heard an unknown voice saying.
"Eh?"
She looked around but she didn't see anyone .
'am I hearing things?'she nervously thought.
"Hahahahhaha down here miss!"
She finally looked down and saw ...........a man~~no,actually half man~~his head between her feet.
"KYAAAAAAAAA!!!!" the girl screamed Startled and kicked the unknown man's face.
"AAAAH!" He shouted in pain
The girl who finally recomposed herself after the startle, hurriedly kneeled down to him.
"IAMSOSORRYMISTERIWASSTARLEDANDIREACTEDWHITOUTTHINKINGIDID'NTMEANTO......." She said panicking and so quickly That he almost didn't get what she was saying.
Sakamoto blinked,m̶i̶r̶a̶c̶u̶l̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ silent for just a second.
"So you are telling me that you kicked me in the face because I scared you........and not because I saw your panties?"he asked unsure.
"Y-yes, I-I-I'm genuinely sorry!"she exclaimed blushing as she repeatedly bowed her head to him.
"Hahahahahah no worries I'm alright!!!"
"A-are you sure sir? You are bleeding!"she said worried
"A-And also,do you mind if I ask........why are you stuck in a wall?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"He laughed obnoxiously
"I was trying to get back into my ship,but I was really late and I saw this hole in a wall! So I tried so pass by here as a shortcut.........BUT IT DIDN'T WORK AND NOW I'M STUCK!HAHAHHAHH!!!"
"Okay,please hold still, I'll try to get you out"
The girl grabbed the man's head, pulling with all her might
"AHAHHAAHHA!MISS YOU ARE PULLING MY HEAD OFF!!!"
Finally with one last pull the permhead was freed~~but in doing so he accidentally fell on her.
"Hahahah!thank you!"
"N-no prob-"
She abruptly stopped talking because she noticed a liiiiittle detail~~the man above her had no pants or underwear,they probably slipped out him when the girl pulled him out of the hole~~
The poor girl head literally blowed up in flames.
".......eh?"was all she could mutter before she fainted.
"Hahahah!miss?"
Suddenly something extremely violent threw sakamoto off of the poor fainted girl,making him literally break through the wall.
That something was none other that mutsu's kick
"I knew you were a pervert, but I didn't expect you to force yourself on a girl"mustu said with a terrifying tone,but unfortunately sakamoto couldn't hear her~~he fainted too.........and he probably had some broken bones~~
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After a while the girl woke up.......only to see the guy she helped~~still not wearing any underwear and pants~~being beaten half to death by a woman.
The shocked pink-eyed girl broke out of her trance, running towards the woman and grabbing her waist, preventing her from hitting the injured man again.
"P-Please stop it he is already injured,you could seriously hurt him!!" She begged her with watery eyes.mutsu stopped immediately and looked down at the black-haired girl, and she couldn't not notice how cute she was~~mutsu even blushed a little!!!~~
Mutsu Recomposed herself, and finally let go of the almost dead fool on the ground.she looked at the girl with an arched brow~~usually when sakamoto was being a pervert all the girls he tried to flirt with always gave him the beatings of his life~~
' is this girl actually defending him???'she questioned herself incredulously.
The young woman immediately rushed to his side~~even ignoring the fact that he was not completely dressed ~~and she begin treating him.
🅣︎🅘︎🅜︎🅔︎🅢︎🅚︎🅘︎🅟︎
Sakamoto's p.o.v
I slowly opened my eyes bothered by the sun's rays that blinded me.I get up sitting on the ground~~and I noticed that I had again my pants on!~~(courtesy of mutsu)
Then I heard a sweet voice speaking kindly.
"Are you feeling better?"she spoked softly to me.
"Are you feeling any pain"she asked me as her small palm held my cheek~~plobably to check up on any injuries,but I blushed.......hard~~
"Hahahahahah! don't worry miss!I'm a tough guy ya know?hahahah!"
I energetically spoke~~trying to cover up the fact that I was embarrassed~~ as I backed off a little.
"They do say that idiots never die,so I think that you don't have anything to worry about" mutsu says.
"Hahahahahah!you are so mean mutsu!!!"
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did I really manifest a huge bed?? LMAOO I AM SO HAPPY HAHAHAHHAHHAA I DID NOT EXPECT THIS. MY MOM TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD WAIT FOR THE DELIVERY. I AM SO HAPPY AND ABUNDANTLY BLESSED.
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7,20,31,40
7. Have Tattoos?
Yes! I have one on my wrist:
and I really want to get a very symbolic tattoo on my ankle but with COVID and having to find an artist to make my vision come to life I’ve put off that pipe dream for now.
20. What I hate most about myself
HAHAHAHHAHHAA what do I like about myself?
My biggest peeve is my expert procrastination skills and need to be perfect. My therapist uncovered that I have an abhorrent fear of failure and boy was he right.
31. What my last text message says
That I received says: Hahahaha
That I sent says: 😂😂😂
my wa be full of jokes lol
[as i’m writing this i got an article about student loan forgiveness sent to me and i forwarded it. slightly boring but more info into my life than the above]
40. Who wish I could be
I don’t want to be anyone other than me. I have a very lovely life and just wanna tweak my personality - maybe go back in time and steal some of uni dom’s ability to hustle. domestic dom kinda lost the plot when she moved 🤷🏻♀️
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More like a court jester..
hahahahhahhaa
yes
send me things
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gusto ko manood ng kdrama ngayon pero ang gaga ko naman kung uunahin ko ang kagustuhan ko diba hahahaha ang dami kong gagawin this weekend. wag lang ako dapuan ng katamaran pota gusto ko na matapos lahat ng gawain ko ngayon para bukas review na lang ako sa physics at integral boi yoko malugaw ang utak sa prelim hsjkdshd gusto ko na magdaldal ng kahit ano pero wala naman akong pagkkwentuhan hahahahhahhaa pota nuyon good morning na lang, ingat yall xo
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Oo nga no? Napaisip dn ako e. Shit ano nga bang plano ko sa life?? May plano ba talaga ako to start with??? Napepressure ako sa sarili ko mismo parang tanga. Hahahahahaha Ilang taon na ako, ano nabang ganap sa life??? Makakapag aral pba ako? Diko alam. Magagawa ko pba yung gusto ko talaga? Baka hindi na. Idk bigla bigla nalang nag pop up sa utak ko. Hahahahhahhaa inaano ka, mag papahinga dapat e. Ano na nga ba kse??? HAHHAHAHAHAHA wala na, baka ganto na, baka hanggang ganto nalang talaga no. Tanggapin ko nba ganun? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA waittt shit
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pls send me ur luck vibes i have to take a test today that i didn’t study for & i have no idea whats going on in the class hahahahhahhaa hahahh haha ha
#i hate myself#im so dumb#why didnt i study for it!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!#i pray to god i get a C#lea.txt
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